Excavating a Buried House and Discovering a Dinosaur Fossil

A group excavates a buried house, uncovering unexpected items including what appears to be a dinosaur fossil, while cleaning and restoring the property with various tools and challenges.

Full English Transcript of: If You Clean My House, You Keep It!

If you clean the house, you keep it. But first, we got to get this stuff out the ground. Should be pretty simple. That's a big scoop FOR A BIG GUY. THANK YOU TO GoGo Squeeze for sponsoring this video. But first, we got to dig up our items. Oh boy, this is going to be a long day. We have multiple quadrants to dig in. It's kind of like a big game of tic-tac-toe. You could put an X here. You could put an O here. But me personally, I dig in the middle.

I found something. No freaking way, dude. You're such a super genius. Want to see how far I can eat this dirt. Heck yeah. We're going to be eating a lot of dirt today. But don't you worry. If you clean it, you keep it. Yo, that went down deep. Don't bite off more than you can chew over there, bud. Look at that big rock. That was just a clump of dirt. Bro, there's something right here. And my theme says it's really deep.

Man, why do you guys get shovels and I get this? But dude, there's a pile of shovels over there. Yeah, that makes sense. Wait, let me see that thing. I want to scan my hole. I'd use a better shovel. Look, it says silver. Dang, dude. I'm pretty sure there's something in the middle right here. Bro, shovels be weird nowadays. Yeah. What? It's a bush. Want to see me javelin hole? It was close, dude. That's a dinosaur.

Sorry. How do you know? What do you mean? Look at it. It looks like a stegosaurus. Oh, there's a whole face on this side. Jordan, why didn't you say so? Yeah, I think I um underestimated how hard this was going to be. So far, I'm making incredible progress. Oh, dude. I'm going to be down there in no time. Oh, yeah. Jordy, what should we name the dinosaur? Little foot. Oh, I like that. Cuz he's little or why? Let me grab a brush. Another man's holes. Another man's treasure.

What this challenge is all about. If you clean it, you keep it, right? Wait, I got to clean it, too. Look at this relic. Absolute relic. You say relish? It's a relic. Oh, it's actually extinct. Poor little guy. Dude, he never got to play Fort. What if this is all he is right here? It just ends. Or what if he's a Stegosaurus, 96 ft tall? Oh, WHAT IS THAT? HE FOUND A REAL DINOSAUR. Look at that booty. Put that boy back in the ground. Let him become a caterpillar.

All right, Mr. Grub, enjoy this dirt over here. Get that boy a little wet. Maybe he needs some water. I don't know if I want this item. I'mma stick with my hole. What if this is a fake? What if this thing's not real? The stuff in this hole has been buried for over a hundred years. Why you laughing, Noah? Oh, no. Nothing. Yeah, I thought it was longer than that. I thought it was like a million cuz it's a dinosaur. I thought it was last week. I thought it was this Shut up. Shut up, Gabe. Sorry. Cannot help.

I found something quite exquisite in the tent. What the flip is that? Wait, dude. I think there's something right here. What? Do you hear that? Do There is something right there. High pressure hose. What? [__] me. Oh yeah. Oh, look at that jotty. Look at that jaw. Oh, look at that jy. Want to see how much progress I made? Oh, yeah. Come look at my hole. I'm lower than you, dude. Yeah, but mine's wider than you, dude. It's definitely some sort of briefcase.

Maybe it has money so I can buy some more supplies. Yeah. Well, I see Sprite. Sick, babe. You need to get that hole wet. Nah, dude. Okay. What my friend trying to reveal the eye of Morris. Johnny, he's peeking at me. Jordy, my pretty deep. Oh yeah, Johnny. That's a real relic. I put that in my character slot. I'm going get 10,000 extra XP. Ah, nice rock. Now it looks like my little foot coming out of a snack pack pudding cup. The snack pack smiles back. All right, might be able to get it out now. If you clean it, you keeping it.

Come on, big boy. Hey, look. It's Mr. Beast. What's inside? $1. $1. You know what? I can buy something good with $1. I got this little guy to help me out. Um, actually, I think I'm going to name him Stanley. I feel like Stanley's better choice, huh? I can't even pick up a pebble, dude. Drive him into the hole so he could dig out the hole. Yeah, you're right. Hang on. There you go. Yeah, now he could dig.

Start digging. Why did we even buy this? You thought this would dig, Jordy? Look, it barely. That's it. Hey, look what I GOT FOR $1. This is going to help us dig a fat hole. Mine looks just like yours. Always cheat. Now, since we have upgraded equipment, we can dig bigger holes. I'll start with mine. YEAH, THERE'S A BIG SCOOP. THAT'S A BIG SCOOP FOR A BIG GUY. Now I understand why they call us cringe. Nice big scoop. HEY, WHAT'S THAT? You're breaking it.

Whatever it is. Oh. Oh, hold on. Hold up. Wait a minute. I think that's a window. A window? So, you think there's a house under there? I think we found something. Whatever it is, you broke it. Oh, you hear that? Sounds like a rock. Yeah, you hit a rock. That's not just a rock, brother. Look at that right there. That boy found a shingle. That right there is the roof of a house. I claim this item. I want the house. Have fun digging that out.

Dude, you don't even know how big that actually is. Looks like I got a lot of digging to do. This little shovel won't cut it. But that shovel Oh, yeah. There's a freaking huge pile in front of me and I'm not even close to being done. Oh my god. What's done is done. I'M DIGGING IT OUT. WHATEVER. DIGGING IT OUT. WHATEVER. I'M DIGGING IT OUT. DIG IT YEAH. I thought he was going to dump that in yours. That would have been messed up.

I'm trying to help James a little bit. Be a little nice. I've been digging for 3 hours. I haven't seen anything but dirt. Give me a reason to keep digging. OH, WRONG WAY. OH, WHOOPS, BRO. OH MY GOSH. There's an actual house down there. Oh snap. If it was mine, I'd go explore. All right, let's check out what's inside. Dude, I think that's like a whole bedroom. Yo, you know what I see right down there? I see a robotic unspeakable plush. Well, definitely going to need a bigger shovel. Onward. You telling me this homie got this, I got that, and he gets that. That ain't no big scoop. That's the scoop. Where are we going to get James

one of these things? Big scoop. This house ends right here. So, technically, I'm standing on top of the woof. THE HOUSE IS FAT. I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND ANYTHING. ME AND GABE GOT these big shovels and then you just got James digging out his dinosaur. It's okay. There's other big shovels that will come. I think he found his calling. He's not actually a YouTuber. He's a excavator. Both of them. Come take a look and see if you want this thing. I don't know what it is.

You might want to see this. Oh, I thought I heard somebody say pepperoni pizza. I think that's supposed to be a mirror to a car. Yeah, I'm coming. Hang on. I think it was like right here. What's going on? I'm just trying to dig out my house and there's something next to my house that's metal and rock hard. Windshield, side mirror. Could be a car. A car? car next to the house. Oh, garage. Driveway. You want the car? Yeah, dude. I'll take the car. Hang on. Let me pull around so I can dig it up.

It's like somewhere right here. All right. So, let me get this straight. Gabe is going to dig a car. I'm going to dig a house. And James is digging up whatever that is. Could be a lizard. Probably a dinosaur. Lizard. I think I'm a polish Stanley. So, just in case someone like, you know, tries to take them, I clean them. So, I get them first. Look at the progress on the house. Over here, I can almost see the front door. Beep. I'm coming through. Let's see if we can get this Jeep out of here.

Come on, buddy. Come on. Yeah. Hey, LOOK AT WHAT I GOT. OH, THAT'S NICE. YEAH. TAKING THAT BACK HOME. I got my soap, my drill, and my scraper to get Stanley clean. I smoke gas. I'm just going to look for other stuff. I don't There's no way I can fix that. Oh yeah, Stanley, get you nice and clean, brother. Yo. YO, this is BETTER THAN A ROLLER COASTER. LOOK AT ALL THAT DIRT, MAN. THAT IS A HEALTHY LOAD. LOOK AT THAT LOAD, BROTHER.

Surrounded by idiots in excavators. Hey, what's up, bro? Literally, you need help? No, just cleaning. Look at THAT BIG GUY. I GOT SO MUCH DIRT. You could call me a double bucket. Oh, that's a lot of dirt. I think that's good, Joy. I think I CAN PULL HIM OUT. You wait right there, Stanley. Time to pull Stanley out. James is about to rip his dinosaur by the neck out the ground. I can already tell you that's probably not a good idea cuz he's probably got a big body and a long tail. What about the rest of them? Look behind him. You see the big hole? He got a tail.

Maybe. Give him some gas. All right. Yeah. Go. Oh my RIP HIS HEAD OFF. I GOT STANLEY. THAT'S JUST HIS HEAD. NO. COME ON, STANLEY. OH, STANLEY. Come on. WAKE UP, STANLEY. WAKE UP. Where's your body, Stanley? Tell me. At 3:40 in the afternoon, Stanley is pronounced dead. Sorry, Stanley. Definitely looks like a house to me. What do you boys think? I see a front door right there. Look at all that dirt on the side of the house right there.

Got to dig all that out. All that and the rest of that dirt. That dirt over there. And then the dirt on top of that dirt. And then we got to clean the house. And just like that, I'm at the bottom of the hoy. O knock more people. Let's take all of our shovels and let's dig that house. I'll start on the right side of the house removing all this dirt. Gabe, start on the left side. All right, James. Alonso screw you. You can just stay where you are. WHAT? RISE ME. RISE. YES. RISE. coming down to safety. That's a good house.

Good boy. That's a good house. Dave found a scooter handle and Nathan's over here destroying the house that we're all supposed to keep. I feel like this is what you should be doing and what not to do. You good? Yeah. Look at him. He's so fed up with life right now. Gabe looks like every 35year-old male at home after a bag of Doritos. I'll hop on, dude, after I put the kids to bed. No, we can be avoiding that. Ooh. WHAT'S THAT? What is that? Found something. It was a bike. What do you mean it was a bike? IT RETIRED.

HEY, LOOK. It's unspeakable. Like, now I know why people want to be supervisors. All I got to do is We got a scooter. YEAH. OH, MAN. WHAT the heck? Yeah. Look at that big scoop. YEAH. BIG SCOOPY. I'm going to wait until he falls in. His thing's not even on the ground. Look at that. Right on the roof of the house. You need a roofer, you call Unspeakable. He'll pull up with a tractor. Don't call him. That's what he did to your house. Hey, you guys ever SEEN A LOAD THAT FAT?

I've seen your mom. James, you should be able to open the front door now. We're getting in his house, Jordy. One way or another. YEAH. WELCOME to the kingdom, Jordy. Oh my gosh. We got a neighbor. Oh, look. It's for If we can get that safe out that door and then he could scoop it out. We got a nice little robot frog. Some books. Oh, a window. Hold on. Ain't getting any fresh air anytime soon. Hey dad. WHAT? I'MMA PUSH A SAFE OUT THE DOOR. AND YOU SCOOP IT. PUSH IT TO THE RIGHT. YEAH. That little hole right there is my scooping range.

See, it's not the house we want. We wanted the valuables inside the house. Oh, I got mud in my shoe. Look at that dirt. See if I can move this boy. Oh. Oh, it's a light. Oh, it is one of those small saves. Oh, yeah. WHAT IS THAT? I GOT A SAFE. LET ME COME GRAB IT. He's got to grab the safe. He's going to grab his What I was saying was he's grab I'm out. It's right there. Let's not do that again. No. Oh well. Nathan almost killed us. That would have been a nice cartoon death having a safe drop on your head.

Help. Oh snap. What is that? Oh, hold up. Oh, that's got to be something good. Hold up. Let me get a sponge. That thing's crusty, bro. That's a big rock. Hurry up with the sponge. Kind of heavy. Ooh, sounds kind of metal. Oh, dude. Look at this. No. No, mini fridge. Definitely looks a little bit more like a filing cabinet. Maybe like a safe or a vault. We were thinking of Yeah, it does look like a safe. Never mind. I'm going to need something wet. Look at that. Come here. Oh, my drill. I'll get you a nerd tool. It says the default code 159 lb. 9 lb. I can't even push the buttons because there's so much dirt.

I mean, we could do it the uh one the manly way. Nine pound. Do I need to crush it a little more cuz the door not open? Yeah. Can you get the top corner? Oh, yeah. Oh, he's ripping it open. What is that? That's go- go squeeze. This flavor is strawberry banana. Y'all got to try this. Here the one. I mean, come on. How's it taste? It's pretty good. That's a good snack break. Made from 100% real milk and no fridge needed, which is great cuz who knows how long they were in that hole. This fine, dude. I got sweet potato.

What? So, go out and grab yourself some go-go squeeze cuz I promise you're going to want to try these. Okay. Snack break's over. I just started. As you can see, there's a house. It's pretty dirty. That's why this challenge is called if you clean it, you keep it. We found it. Now we got to clean it. Then we got to keep it. There's no way this house is going to be able to get lifted out of this hole in one piece. Especially with the amount of times Nathan has hit it WITH THE TRACTOR.

IT DIDN'T TAKE THEM LONG TO DIG OUT THE HOUSE, THOUGH. HEY, JAMES, can you go down there and tell me how much dirt is left? There's a lot of dirt still. Might want to switch to this side. Should I actually come over there? Up to you. So, James is going to go see if we have enough dirt removed to pick up the house and move it. This house has been down here for a long time. Like, the dirt don't even come off right there. James, I'm starting to think Nathan has no regard for our safety. You're just now figuring this out after 6 years of working with. I learned that first day. And then you have this one.

I tried to get as much dirt as I could off the roof. Look, Jody's stuck. Jody, do you want a helping hand? Wolverine. Go up. Got the house strapped up. Ready to lift it. Hopefully this goes well. As you can see, there's still a lot of dirt around the bottom of the house, but I think it'll just fall off cuz it's dirt. Why is it so slow? Give it some gas. Oh, there's a gas. I don't know. Up. Oh, snap. Oh, it's it's starting to happen. This is not just if you clean it, you keep it. This is a whole restoration project. We need an interior designer. A snap. We lifted the back off. Oh, it's too heavy.

Yeah. Keep going. You're moving IT OUT OF THE DIRT. OH, YEAH. YES. OH, look at that. Had some suction on the bottom cuz all the water. Oh my gosh, that boy. Musty. Dang. I wish this thing oscillated so I could hit him with the house. Oh man, that's a big hole. Hey, tell him I dropped my watch. Hey, James dropped his watch in there. Can you get it for him? I know what you dropped in there. Hold on. Give me one sec. You just threw your dinosaur in there, dude. Well, now comes the fun part of the video. We got to clean it. Now, we only got a couple hours to make this house squeaky clean.

Squeaky clean. How about like somewhat clean? Every piece of dirt has got to get off. And I'm starting with simple tools like a scraper and a toilet brush. Let's try just a simple scrap brush. Oh, okay. We see some blue. Yeah, it's a little windy. Watch your eyes, bro. Then we take the toilet brush and we perfect it. Now we just got to make the whole house look like that. Whoa. Look at that. Look, I made a happy face. All right, let's see if we can uh blow away all this dust here.

We already ran out of water and we've only done that much of the house and we still have to do all that and all of this plus the roof. James, we're going to need a lot more water. I know where we can get more water. All right. The idea here is we scoop as much water as we can in the bucket and dump it on the house. How about this? You twist, I blow. Yeah, it's kind of working. Hey, that's not bad. Yeah, that's nice.

We might be stuck. I'mma dump the water and we're going to try to get it somewhere else. See how much water we had. Did we have any water? What about this? OH. OH, THAT ACTUALLY works a lot better than I thought. I know what we're doing wrong. Oh, I can't go into the deep stuff. You know, at a car wash when they spray the bubbles on the car before they clean it. Oh, you got to foam it. Yeah. How long should I You let it sit.

Uh, at least 2 minutes. I've never really done this before. Well, I can't come back empty-handed, so decided to grab a handful of water. This is my peace offering cuz I know he's going to be mad once I tell him I got it stuck. Yeah. Maybe try the bubbles now. It's been a couple minutes. Ooh. That's nice. Squeaky clean. Yeah. Oh. Did you get me some water? That's it? Yeah, that's as much water as I could get for you. That's all the water.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah, we aren't down a tractor, though. Is it stuck? No, no, no. I think you could get it out. I'm going to just grab a brush. We're going to be here all year. I found the door knob, boys. Let me polish that boy. Oh god, it's one step closer to being livable. La trying to pick up water. Okay, that time I got a lot of water that time. All right, let's go bring this water back to Nathan. All right, you ready? Yeah, we're good. You missed the whole house. Did I hit it? No. This is What's he doing? You hit the T.

Is that a pool? Is it? It's going up. All right, it's about to get wet. Hopefully, this cleans the house. Well, here we go. OH. OH my gosh. Did it get it? It's upside down. I don't remember the roof being in the window. There's a whole wall. Oh, it didn't clean anything. No, actually, I think it cleaned a little. I think this pot is looking a little That wasn't as blue as it was before, was it? I mean, if you come on this side and you look inside, it's super clean. It's all white. Now we have a back door. Yo, it's got a hat now. Oh, it looks like you. Yo, bucket hat. Yeah. If you clean the

house, you keep it. Huh? More like if the house survives our cleaning, you keep it. Hold on. Let me get you some bubbles, M. Oh, yeah. Just like when you wash the car, you got to bubble it before you wash it. Oh yeah, bro. That's nice. Bro, he going to be so proud of us. From brown to blue. Oh, he's going to drop another bucket of water on it. Make sure you get the water on this side. Just a little bit of extra soap to make it squeaky clean. That's not water.

Oh my gosh. Dang. I think I picked up the wrong bucket. The front's clean. How are we going to clean it now? If you clean it, you keep it, right? What if I don't want to keep it? Do you guys want it? Um, I might take the door. Rip it off. Got me a good souvenir. Subscribe.

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