Game: Killer and Why It Matters

Hello everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome to a silly one. That's not the name of the game. This is going to be a silly one. Soap killer. Or not the soap killer. I looked at this and I was captivated because I usually am drawn it. If you're making any horror games, do you want me to play it? You don't need to do a campaign where it's like get Mark to see this. You just need to It just needs to look interesting, I guess. I don't know. This one just looked very weird. Um, I have no idea of the quality. I have no idea of any of this. It just the entire uh thing here, the campaign, whatever you'd call this. It reminded me of like a Gmod animation, you know. Whoa. Wait, why is it the I've never had that kind of interaction

in a main menu before. Yes. Yeah. All right. Okay. I think I'm going to like this one. Why does that guy kind of look like me? I don't know. I shouldn't be laughing at any of this. Uh cuz clearly uh Hey, it's just like that other game that I played that I don't know if it came out before or after this one with the screwdrivers in the eyes. Look, man. It was a dark blustery night or so it would be. Okay, there we handsome young man top his BMW look for all the world like he was about to do something truly on a mill. Yep. Time to do laundry.

Take the dirty clothes from the trunk and wash them. What an opening cinematic. I always say that in games you need to have the most incredible dynamic outstanding opening cinematic or no one will ever like your game ever. I guess I got to take them one at a time. Is that what I'm doing here? Oh my god, they built in some tedium here. Have a proper chat with this man sitting at the desk. Wash the dirty clothes in the washing machine. It crashed. Oh my god. Wait, what do you mean? Holy cow. This game is so optimized. It's causing me to drop frames like you wouldn't believe. Let me turn off the VHS effect. That did it. All right, here we go.

Hi. Uh, it's me again. I've got some dirty clothes here. Why did I have another objective that just popped up? Elixian, Why am I not getting anything? Our mental connection isn't working. What are you saying? Can't believe it. Hi, John. Whoa. Country boy sneaking around like that. First time at a laundry m. Oh, yeah. It's just like we're saying. Yeah. Who the hell are you? I'm the esteemed supervisor of this selfservice laundromat. Oh, yeah. Why does a self-service laundromat need a supervisor? Oh yeah. See, it was very difficult to read any of that as that was happening. You heard the soap killer struck again yet again yesterday. Mike lost his damn dignity right here. So now they're cracking down

on laundromat safety and need a handsome hunk like me to keep watch. Oh yeah, the soap killer. I scare easy. Don't freak me out. I heard the soap killer targets people who don't keep clean. You better watch your back, kid. Oh yeah, I'm just here to wash clothes. And I'm very clean. I'm definitely not going to run into the soap killer. Good to hear. If you need soap, it's on the shelf over there. Mink brand. Five bucks a bar. All right, I'm off to hang with some German babes now. Don't mess up the laundromat, okay? Oh yeah. Why is this soap so expensive? I bought four. Just enough. H. It's right there on the shelf.

Wait, do I even know how to use a washing machine? I don't What is happening? Oh, wait. That's hand soap. That doesn't make any sense. Oh, god. Did that Is that good? Is that Oh. Oh, I did it. Hey, do you know a thing or two about any of this? Dio, hey, what's up? Don't try to take advantage of me. Shoo. Get away. Uh, actually, I don't know how to use a washing machine. I already Wait, I already did. Good. Top loaders. How do I use it?

I just did it. I just I did. I just actually I figured it out. Again, this is hand soap, but whatever. I'm not going to question the logic of this world when nothing here clearly is very logical at all. Hey, wait. I need one more soap. I need Huh? What the hell, man? Oh. Huh? What are you doing? Wait, stop. Don't come any closer. What do you want? you. You speaking of riddles? you. Huh? you. Oh, all right. Since you're the most polite guy I've met, I'll lend you some. you. I don't have any. So, I bet Oh. Oh, here you go. All right.

Okay. I got to go get my other laundry. I hope I have enough soap now. Oh, no. Oh, is the soap killer going to get me now that I don't have enough soap to wash all my clothes? Oh my god, I'm doomed. you. The hell are you looking at? Uh, did you just break that washing machine? That won't attract the soap killer, will it? you. Woo. Now, see, this has a leg up on that pawn shop game. Not to drag it in the mud any further, but this has some real laundromat things going on here. Hi, Karen. Okay.

Oh, excuse me, ma'am. What are you doing? Hm. What are you doing? Practicing. Practicing makes my body feel so good. Like a mouth snowing off a steering wheel. Like wandering straight into a ditch. Like taking a mouthful of soap suds. Huh? Why practice in a laundromat? Young man, don't you understand? Soap has power. This laundromat is full of soap power. Want me to share some secrets with you? Yes. Yes, I do. Oh my god. Thank you. All right. This is my last dirty clothes. I don't know if toothpaste is exactly like soap, but I don't know enough to know the difference.

Huh? Where'd they go? What happened? What? Where did they go? They disappeared. They vanished. OH, I'm not 100% sure what's going on there, but uh once again, none of my business. I don't seem to be able to do anything about this, so I'm just going to put it there for now. They still look kind of dirty, but whatever. Wait, dirty clothes. Wait a minute. WAIT a minute. But I thought I did it. Guess I didn't. All right, whatever. Just putting them here for now. I mean, I can't say it's inaccurate. It's doing the spin cycle, so I'm I'm assuming that this Yeah.

Okay. Why does Wait, did it say dirty clothes again? Wait. Oh, because did somehow soap not get into it? Wait, BUT SOAP? I HAD What happened to the soap that I had? There was soap. I definitely put soap in the second one. I saw soap go into it. I picked up the soap. It was right there. Oh, wait. That's hand soap. That doesn't make any sense. Oh god. OH NO. I'M SOFT LOCKED. Did I somehow put the soap in a different machine?

Wait, what? No. Oh, come on, man. Don't do this to me. But I What manner of thing is this? The secret. It's my family's ancestral soap. Isn't this a tube of toothpaste? Works as soap, too. Here it's yours. So, toothpaste counts as soap. Perfect. I needed some. Well, I don't have some now. Oh, man. Well, this is ridiculous. I think I goofed something. I might be soft locked in this incredible game. Oh, See what have you? Oh, god. Hi.

excuse me. There's been a spike in soap killing lately and the methods are brutal. Have you noticed anything strange around here or seen anyone suspicious? Nope. I think you look pretty suspicious yourself. How dare you? I Sheriff Dick and a champion of just I can't quite hear you, man. There's a lot of loud happening. A lot of loud. Well, that's a relief. Huh? Squatch yourself. The soap killer prays on people who aren't clean. So long. I got a bad What is happening over there? What is pulsing in and out of existence right there? I saw something. You can't tell me I didn't saw something. See, this is going to be nearly impossible because I can't do anything about it.

Help. I smell old man's toothpaste. Have you been doing something filthy? No. Uh, absolutely not. I'm a clean freak. Oh, absolutely not. I'm a clean freak. Oh god, no. You dared to make the washing machine dirty. That's disgusting. I will punish you. Are you staring at me? It wasn't me. That guy over there did it. I'm just here to wash clothes. Still trying to lie. None of you are getting away. Uh, did he dodge it or did he just die? No, it was a dodge. Okay. Oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA, WHOA.

Can't leave until all dirty clothes are washed. What do you mean? Oh my god. He has soap on him. Of course. That's the secret. I take this soap. Oh, wait. What? Wait. I don't Oh, Oh, GET THROUGH THE YEAH. Take it, BOY. FREEZE, you're under arrest. Great. It's Sheriff Dick. We're saved. I don't care if you're dick or whatever. No one's stopping me from cleansing this world. Such arrogance. Today I'll bring you to justice. Oh man. Yes. I'm not reading this. You got to read this yourself. No, I got this. The justice I've owned is meant to deal with you. You're a monster for ruining people's dignity. Anything else you want

to say? I'm getting dizzy. Next move, I'll use my ultimate technique. Pineapple takes flight. You won't get another chance. People only change when they've been loved. This world has become filthy because of all of those self-righteous swabs. I must defeat you and go educate more of them. What the Oh, damn it. I let my guard down. Run. You're on your own until backup arrives. Every filthy person will be punished. No one gets away. Oh, am I Are we doing this? Okay, we're doing it again. Apparently, I got to wash all the I need to get rid of all this filth. Well, okay. Yeah, dirty body. No time left. I'll just use the soap I didn't pay for.

Well, I can't really I'm I'm Let's see if there's any more around. I You know, I uh Man, I think he I He's faster than me. Yeah, that's what I was assuming. You think you can keep running away forever? Filth always creeps into clean places. I can't let you contaminate anyone else. No. You're still far too shallow. You only see what's on the surface, yet deliberately ignore what lies beneath. You are unworthy of fulfilling the mission of purifying the world. Huh? What the Oh, god. No. All right, I got to beat it, you know. I got to beat it, man. I understand what to do now. I think I goofed on the soap, and I know what I need to do. The toothpaste is the last secret ingredient. I must have gone wrong

somewhere with that soap. I'm going to go ahead and preload all of these in the various things so that I definitely have the right one in the right place. Grab this. I could probably close the doors. I'm guessing it crashed. Well, that's the end of that. I'M NOT GOING BACK IN THERE. OH, MAN. We'll never know this. So, these are the ones that need soap. I'm going to talk to this dude. Uhhuh. Okay. Soap. Putting in just this one. Soap is in there. Oh, Wait. But okay, it's in it. I hope that's not a problem because it seemed to No, it's definitely not a problem.

There's no way that's a problem. No way. It's going to be perfect. Okay, so it makes me not use that one because I have to wait for the uh the Who's the Yeah, they're all They all look pretty good. Maybe it's scripted. Maybe I do have to kind of be careful about which one I No, these are clean. Never mind. Ah, nice. You know, I think I might have to bring this out to my car as well. So, I'm going to go ahead and put that in there. Yep. Oh, yeah. All right. Well, I did all that. Now, I have one left here. I need to put the soap in and I'll be good to go.

Uh oh. Oh Here he comes. Oh god. Oh no. But I need this soap. But I need I Oh, if I could use the soap beforehand. Ah, I got to show off my good manners. All right. Whatever. What do you want? you. All right. Here you go. There you go with the soap. Now I'm out of soap. I should have known that this would get me in trouble. you. Yeah. you. Where's that old lady? Oh, there's that old lady. Okay. What are you doing? You're practicing. Yeah. I don't think at the last time I would have even been able to do anything with the cuz I have to put this in here and I have to do that. It's secret. Toothpaste

counts as soap. We all know this. Okay. So, now this is done. Maybe I could just go. Can I just go? I would love to just go. Can I just go? Something hard that can serve as a key. What does that even mean? What do you mean something hard that can serve as a key? H must be something when the cop dies or something. Hey, why are you being so Uhoh. Oh my god. Oh god. Okay, whatever. Hey, wait. Something hard. A toothbrush that could serve as a key, probably. Oh, oops. Okay, I know how to do this now. Okay, I'm going to do this. I'm going to close the door on you. Oh, no.

You're done for. Oh god. Do I grab it? Oh, what the Oh, I've got it. Okay. Do I throw this away here? Is this what I do? Seems like what I do. Damn it. That wasn't it. Okay, wait. Hold on. Need to build up some speed. We're going to do this. I said we're going to do this. Where are you? WHERE'D YOU GO? AH, THAT WASN'T supposed to happen. Hey, come on now. What are you doing? Okay, this is what we're going to do. I'm going to go in here and then we're going to close that door now. And I'm going to look see if I can grab this key. This should work. Yes. Okay. So, now that I

have this, I'm going to crouch to build up my stamina so that I can get up. Oh She He's running. Oh, He's running. Oh god, he's running. He's so fast. Oh, but not fast enough. Oh god. Close. Yep. And then I'm going to close. Build up my stam. I'm going to close. I'm going to close. We're closing. What the Yeah. Take it, boy. YEAH, BUT I WHY WOULDN'T IT CLAW? WELL, good thing I got a second chance right here. The punishment for dying is you have to sit through this cut scene. I'm assuming that I didn't get the uh body dump quite right because I Oh, unless I need to clean the body for some stupid reason. Okay, try this again. I'm going

to go around. Need to get rid of all this filth. Dispose of body dick body. I don't even know what that means. Oh Let's see if there's any more soap around. Of course. Yep. Okay, hold on. Okay, we're going to close this door. And then we're actually going to close this door. Yes. No. Why? Okay, that seems like it's cheating. Whoa. Okay, hold on. Wait. Let me get some speed. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Okay, I'm just going to throw that there. It says dirty body. It really wants me to throw that away. it. I almost am positive that's what the That seems so unfair.

OH, WHAT THE WHOA. GET TO GOD. WHY DOES IT DO THAT? Okay, maybe that's Oh, Well, okay. Well, all right. This Oh, no. Is he stuck? Is he actually stuck? I think he How did he get there? How'd you do that? Well, I got a bad feeling about this. I don't want to do it again. There's no point in doing this again. There's no point. It would very likely just break again. And that's that's it. That's all there is to it. Is this guy stuck again? How does this happen twice?

What? Oh god. There he goes. Okay, man. It would very likely just break again. Oh, it crashed. it. No. Uh-uh. All right, I did it. I tried really hard, but the game crashed. I really was going to do it, but I'm not going to do it anymore cuz that. Thank you everybody so much for watching. Let me know what you thought in the comments below. What a fun, silly game, but you know, it's great. Thank you. Thank you very much. And as always, I will see you in the next video. Bye-bye. Oh yeah.