Today, my daughter Salish and two of her friends compete against three grown-ups to see who is better at school, kids or adults. The teams will attend six schools that shouldn't exist. They will need to complete extreme challenges. One of you is going to be on each side of the what? Hey, it's a rack. The rack. What is it? The rack. Get there now. I'm your teacher. Come on. Don't trust your teacher. What do we do? I would like to discuss your recent Tik Toks. When your crush also has a crush on you. # Salish matter. What? And whoever has the most points at the end wins and proves that. Kids are way smarter than adults. Excuse me. Y'all think y'all are smarter than adults?
Let's save it for the actual competition. Let's go to the first class. Come on. Before you see your first school, everybody put your phones into this basket. What? Let's go right now. All right. Here. Yo, the adults are leading the way. Follow your elders. You will get them back at the end of the day. And the winning team will get to go through the losing team's photos and post embarrassing photos of the losing team. You might want to really win this game. We need to win because I have a photo of the boy that gave me flowers and I cannot show that. No. Are you
ready for your first school? This is called the school with no rules. Go, go, go. This school is modeled after the unschooling philosophy, which says that you go to school and you decide what you're going to learn that day. Well, wait. So, there's no rules in the school. No rules. You can do whatever you want. Amazing. Wait, where's she What's she doing? Food for everybody. Hey, hey, hey. Wait, we can just grab food. I don't like this no rules thing, but this is what it is. Oh, no you did not. You know what? What's done to you, Markell needs to be done to your teammates.
Oh my god. What? Yo guys, we haven't even started. How about that? Yo, have we gotten it out of our systems now? Your first challenge is to pass a quiz. Oh, easy. All you have to do is listen to the lecture of your teacher, Mr. Papa Gilroy. All right, campers. Here's how it's going to go. I'm going to give you a presentation. After that, we get a quiz. Whichever team gets more questions right wins. Let's go. Yeah. Thank you. I'm fired up. Love the energy. Oh, wait. So, if there's no rules, then why are we even doing this? Absolutely right. There are no
rules. However, if you want to win the challenge, then you got to participate with the quiz and win. Guys, I'm trying to listen. Listen to Pepto-Bismol Kid over here. Let's go. Come on, bro. All right, we're going to begin this presentation. So, this is the moment they have to focus. The many lies in summer, what I call my sophomore year in college. Let's go. Just because team teens and team adults are paying attention to the quiz doesn't mean the rest of the students are paying attention. Remember who's who. Very important. Next slide. Awesome. Guys,
look. [screaming] There's no way. I don't care. The other students are going to make it very difficult for them to pay attention. Let's see which team is able to focus through all the chaos. Honestly, I think we do not listen to the teacher. I think we just got to read what's on the board. I honestly, bro, I think the teacher's fried. He has no idea what he's talking about. We need to win. There's no question about it because nobody needs to go through my photos because depending on where they look could be bad. We have Anna. She's uh come to the parties that cost her, right? She's
talking with her friend Charlotte popularity parties, right? It's very Disney princess. She wants something better. She wants something more. Stop skateboarding anymore. [screaming] Shut the stupid presentation. How am I supposed to study this presentation and retain all this information if they're sitting there skateboarding in front of me in front of the board and the teacher isn't doing anything about it? Excuse me. Can we go back one slide, please? I'm so sorry, but we got to keep going in order for the quiz. Next slide. Let's go. Wait,
but you're going too fast. [screaming] What the stupid recommendation? What happened so far? I'd like to remember. There goes Salish. [screaming and crying] With dogs around, she'll never be able to pay attention. I just hope she remembers that if they lose this challenge, her Valentine's photo with the boy that gave her flowers could be online by the end of this video. How am I supposed to pay attention to a quiz if there's a dog there? Oh my gosh, the dogs are so cute. Key themes. We have different things here. Remember, confidence is the main one. It is really
about who you are, think you have to be for him. Just want to say something. How awesome is that? It started bad, but it just keeps getting worse. And now Starbucks. Which one do you want? Which one do you want? Uh, the matcha one, please. Got matcha. Pink drink. Confidence. One of the main themes for men. Confidence. Hey, can I have the answers for this? No, I don't do Starbucks anymore. Obviously, we are having fun with the concept of unschooling, but it's actually a teaching method many people love. Yo, get out of the way. Oh, why are the Zorbable people just rolling around?
I'm trying to listen to you. Get out of the way, teacher. How are you allowing this? Oh my. And if you think this is bad, check this out. [screaming] We have to focus. Where in the right mind do you think it is the right time to start a dance party in the middle of a presentation? And while everybody was having fun, the teacher kept going on with his presentation. Be confident about the themes. All right, that's a clue. Confident. Confidence is huge. Thank you. Cut the [screaming] music. Presentation over. Sit down, campers. Here we go. Please have a seat, campers. Bro, I didn't hear one word you said. You're going to be asked
three quiz questions that you should have learned from the presentation. Each team will have 10 seconds to figure out the answer. And then you say your answer at the same time. Whichever team gets more answers right wins this round. If I knew what the consequences were, I would have deleted a few photos. I hope we win. All right, question one. What is Inanna's last name? Topper. Who's Inanna? Three, two, one. [screaming] What' you say? Silver. No, they said Smith. No, you did not. It sounded like you said something completely different. You
said Smith. On our friendship. I did not say Smith. Oh, okay. I believe him. He definitely said so. Sit down. Now, we agreed. Both teams came out with the answer silver. The correct answer is silver. Next question. Who is Inanna's best friend? Sasha. 1 2 3. Sasha. Both have it correct. Even though there were a lot of distractions, it seems like both teams were somehow able to pay attention. So, this is coming down to the final question. Remember, this is the deal breaking question. Whichever team gets it right will be held heroes. The other ones not so heroes or losers. There are no rules. There are no losers. Which of these is not a theme of the story? Listen carefully. I will give all supposed answers. A. Honesty. B. Confidence. C. Belonging. D.
identity. It's identity. Yep. That's I'm a genius. [screaming] All right. When I count to three, each team is going to reveal their answer on paper, showing only me. Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is so exciting because one of you teams is about to have to put the most embarrassing pictures online, which is brutal. And the other team is going to get to do that. So, whichever team picks gets an early lead, so you both want to win. Are you sure in your answers? We're positive. No, we're changing. Oh, she's changing it. Team, we good? Yeah. Teacher, how are you allowing this again? There are no rules. Okay, so what did you say? We said belongings. And then what do you what did you say? Honesty.
Honesty. And the answer is which of these is not a theme of the story? Confidence. [screaming] Confidence. She was like, "Guys, remember confidence is a huge key thing. Confidence. One of the main things to remember. Confidence." Oh [screaming] my gosh. I'm done with this teacher. Okay, you can crash out as much as you want, but there was a slide with the themes that none of you paid attention to. On that slide, he kept on saying, "Remember confidence." It's a huge part of the key themes here. Remember, confidence is the main one. This teacher is like Oh my
god. I've got an idea for a tiebreaker. Each team nominate one person for a Zorbball fight. Put me in. One of them wants to hide the photo of the boy that gave her flowers and the other one has some Tik Toks to explain. No lying. I think you're great. Do you have a crush on her? So, no one here can afford to lose. It is Gio versus Markell. First one to hit the ground loses. The winner gets a point. Three, two, one, go. Come on. Kill. Oh, wow. You good? No, I'm fine. Okay, you can get out. Gio is down. Adults win. Let's [screaming] go. Let's go. Next is influencer school. Wait, really? Yeah. I've always wanted to be an influencer. Yeah. None
of you guys are good at Tik Tok. Yeah. Okay, I disagree. Markell is amazing at Tik Tok. Come on, Mark. Wait, I can't hear you. I'm not teaching you anything. Yeah. Also, Gio's had some interesting Tik Toks recently, but we might talk about that later today. Gio, where you looking, bro? Where you looking? Because you guys are bad at Tik Tok, I'm going to bring in the top influencer basically in the world to teach you how to do it right. The one and only Brent Rivera. You know, I don't like when your dad does that. The whole explosion thing. It kind of hurts. I am here to teach you guys how to be an influencer
personally. [screaming] Yeah. So, since you guys don't have your phones still, I have two phones right here. Thank you. You guys have 15 minutes to make a Tik Tok on the brand new account. Whoever gets the most views will win the challenge. Wait, we only have 15 minutes and we have to do a Tik Tok with you. Yeah, with me. So, come with us. There's already some influencer schools popping up around the country, but I have a feeling within a few years there'll be a bunch more because the number one career kids want out of high school is influencer. What if we're just honest with Tik Tok and we're like, "Hey guys,
we're in a challenge against Salish. We need more views. Blow this up so we can win the challenge." I feel like we need something big though to like start the Tik Tok. Like, we need a hook. That's smart. We want to catch the viewers attention right away. We're so cooked. What the heck? We already know that they have their Tik Tok down. Should I go smile and then see what we're doing? Absolutely. I see the sweatshirt. You know what? I'm watching you, Pepto-Bismol. Yeah, that's right. You always want to stand out. So, this shirt is not going to cut it. You got to be with
the pink, the blues. While Gio and Sean are busy planning, I'm getting tips from Brent because we have to win this challenge. Okay, we can do that. Yes. Okay, we got to see Salish back. Wait, what am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. Oh my gosh. You're doing something interesting. A back flip. We're just doing a dance video up. What the heck? Yes. Then I got [screaming] it. Yes. 3 2 1 action. Hey, wait. Please. We are doing a challenge versus Jordan and Salish Matter. And we really need your help to get the most views. Guys, if we win this challenge, Salish has to shave her head. So like it up. Let's go. That
was perfect. That was perfect. Okay. Hey, we need you. You need me right now. We need you. We need you right now. Wait. We're doing a dance. You know what? I thought the adults had it bad, but the kids, they're everywhere. I don't even think they know what they're doing. I'm sorry, but this is the most basic boring Tik Toks doing a dance. What can make it interesting? Okay, they're saying they want to do a dance. I'm saying that might not be enough, but I mean, they're not listening to their teacher, so tap double tap and swing your arms. Ready? Yes. Yep. There it is. Right there. Okay, sure. I love that. So, as you guys know,
we can't play the actual song on YouTube, but go to TikTok to see that one for real. All right. After all those Tik Toks, you guys must be a little hungry, right? I brought some levels. These are the nacho cheese ones if you guys want. Oh, wait. Wait, guys. Guys, what the guys be careful? I'm glad you guys Yo. I'm glad you guys are enjoying your levels. What are you doing wasting? There's none left for me. Dang it. Goord. What are you So, now that you guys ate all my levels, guys, uh, take out your phones. It's time to post that TikTok. 20 seconds. So, add your text, add your description, whatever you guys need.
All right, here we go. Cover. Do the cover of her face. Four. Are you ready? Posted. They posted. Five, four, three, two. Posted. Okay, we got posted. All right, now that you guys posted, let's wait an hour and see who gets the most likes. All right. Okay. All right. If you think this is wild, wait until you see the next school. You have a crush on her. All right, guys. It has been an hour. I have the results. The team that got the most likes on their Tik Tok is team. Yes. [screaming] Yes. In your face. Nice shot. A+ guys. Students, welcome to your next
school, which is the world's strictest school, as you can tell by your uniforms. Yeah. Dad, what are these pants? Did you want to get any other cute outfit? I think I took her shirt. You have one minute. Each team has to nominate one person. Go. Salish, wait. What? Okay. All right. Salish and Markell, sit down. Oh, no. Your teacher is Miss Karen, and she's going to explain to you your challenge. Good luck. The most important rule at this school. No laughing. This strictest school is modeled after a super serious preparatory school is all about teaching the students how to follow rules. The challenge is the eye contact trend from Tik Tok. You'll take a sip of water and the first person to laugh
three times and spit out their water loses the challenge. Guys, I laugh at everything, bro. Just keep that line empty and you'll be good to go. Wait, we got a practice round. Ready? Okay. Yeah, we got this. It's not that funny. No. Remember, bro, remember how we trained. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. Keep the line. It's okay. Come on. [screaming] I'm sorry. I can't do it, guys. Salish needs to focus if she wants to win this challenge. Wait, we won. That was three. Let's go. Yes. I'm sorry for God. I did not mean to do that. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. Our next rule at this school, no lying. And for
this next challenge, I'm going to let Professor Matter handle it. Professor Matter. Professor, what's up? Sounds good on me, Professor. Right. You can I like it. Uh, I need a volunteer from the adults first. Jolie. I'm going to ask each player a question. The first one to refuse to answer automatically loses the point for their team. I really don't want to lose because I cannot reveal what's on my phone because there's a lot of secrets about other people on there and I can't out other people. You've interviewed a lot of influencers on your channel, right? Yeah. Who was your least favorite? Oh my
god. You could not answer it cuz it's awkward. But then it doesn't mean you don't like them or anything. Um it's up to you Jolie. You don't have to answer. There's no pressure at all. see it. It's going to be very hard. Okay, you Oh, that is such a cop out. Why me? You were really sweaty. I was not sweaty. You're in a sauna. And now kids. Teens. Will you nominate one person to tell the truth? Gio. Yeah. Go ahead. Bye. Okay. I got nothing to hide. You got that? Yep. Gio needs to answer these questions because whoever loses is getting their most embarrassing photos exposed. If you choose not to answer this
question, your team doesn't get a point. You guys are already in tough shape with points. I would like to discuss your recent Tik Toks. Okay. Yeah, sure. There's been a consistency in the Tik Toks with uh your hashtags. How it feels getting a text from that one person, right? Yeah. Hashtag Salish matter. What? Oh, deal. I get texts from a lot of people. when they send or if you would like another backup so we could discuss both of them. When they send you a flirty text, but I can't understand hints to save my life. #ishm. [screaming] Oh my goodness. There might be one more. Since it's April 1st,
let me be your fool. #Salish matter. Oh my gosh. And then finally, finally, this one. Okay. Interesting. And then we'll ask I'll do this and then you can tell me what this means. Okay. When your crush also has a crush on you and you both know # Salish matter. [screaming] Say what are these hashtags? Well, that's a great question. Yeah, that's a great question and I will give the great answer. Answer the question and don't laugh. Okay. All right. I might Tik Tok a lot. That's true. Yeah. The reason is we work together a lot. You made my Tik Tok pretty big. So, I think I need to give you some credit. By hashtagging me in your Tik Toks. You're giving me credit, right? I mean, your Tik Toks are great
on your own. So, you don't have to hashtag me, but you can if you want to. Okay. Yeah. Do you have a crush on her? That wasn't the question. That was Okay. Notice. Yeah. I can't imagine a question you wouldn't answer. Correct. You spent a lot of time with Charlie D'Amelio. I do. And you spent a lot of time in the Hype House. Well, was there one person that you really didn't like in the Hype House? Mark will answer that. You got I'll know if he's lying cuz I know the answer. My OG days. That is so crazy. So, if you don't answer this,
Markell, if you don't answer this question, the kids win a point. Yo, you have to I'm going to have to It's okay. It's okay, Markel. Answer it. I wouldn't do it if I was you. You're not talking to this person anymore. They won't even know you said it. But if you don't want to say it, I respect your privacy. But you are going to let the kids win a point. If I was your day once, I would. That would be so That's not good. 5 seconds. Markell. I can't. Kids are real. What the heck, Markell? [screaming] What the heck? This is the world's smartest school. And this is Yasine, and he is probably smarter than all of you combined. And today,
we're going to play a game of are you smarter than a fifth grader? First, the adults will go. I will ask three questions. Whoever rings the red buzzer first gets to answer that question. Then, if they get more points, they win the round. You're smart, but you're going down. Oh. Oh my god. Question number one. That was so fast. You're a horse. Is that a simile or a metaphor? A metaphor. Yes, that's right. Let's go. What is the square root of 144? Oh, yes. 12. He's right. That's right. You're not going to You don't want to celebrate a little there, Yasine. No. Third question. The adults so far have one point.
What is the greatest common factor of 18 and 27? Markell, the adults got it. Nine. That is right. [screaming] The adults got two out of three. Wow. You guys have to get all three to win this round. Let's go. You see, take them down, please. Tough crowd. The adults shockingly won two of three points. So, you have to win at least two to tie it. Three to win it. Who discovered gravity? Whoa. Sir Isaac Newton. Yes. [screaming] Yes. Sweet. Let's go. That was my little girl right there. What document begins with we the people? Yes. I just clicked it. Uh Constitution. You said the Constitution. Is that accurate? No,
it is not. And now Yasine has a chance to answer it. Yasine, Declaration of Independence. Let him go. Let him come. Final question. If the kids win this, if the teams get this point, it's all tied up. Sudden death. If they lose it, you guys win. Final question. What is the melting point of ice in degrees? 0° C. That is correct. [screaming] The McDonald's. Nice. Yes. This is beauty school. There's scissors and shavers and hair care products here. And there's two chairs. Joe, can I please have our volunteers? This is Jake and this is
Bella from the team. They've both agreed to let their hair get styled in whatever way they want, which is crazy. You get 30 minutes each to style their hair. At the end, they're going to rank you one through five stars, and whoever gets a higher star, that team wins. I'm getting that raise still. Right. Time starts right now. Go. Beauty school is what's known as a trade school, which means that a student doesn't study general education. Instead, they go to a school for a very specific skill that they learn to go out and get a job doing that skill. So,
her we start with the trim. I feel bad for her. Oh god. Don't go that. Oh my god. Okay, hold up. There we go. Ow. Go lighter. What do you think about braiding it? Should we braid it? Two braids go into the bag. I got this. Shoot. Is that your ear? Yeah. Don't cut my ear off, please. Ew. It got on me. What? My hair? What? It look bad. Her hair looks good. That's what I'm saying. It looks like they didn't do anything and now they're making braids out of it. Why are there so many scissors? There's a lot of scissors. I'm hiring you guys to fix it.
I'm not so sure I trust Salish with scissors, but they did volunteer for this. Oh my gosh. Does it look good? Oh wow. Stop saying that. Does it look good? It looks different. This side looks really good. The other side doesn't look as good. That's not good. There is no way Salish is getting five stars. We're going to have your hair match my hoodie. Should we do a little blue as well? Oh, wait. I look good. Oh my gosh. Wait, it's not bad. [screaming] Hold on. Oh my god. I look like a witch. 5 minutes. Wow. You got to stop. Sorry. Yo, that looks freaking amazing. Wow. It
looks like I'm going to a gender reveal. It's Salish. Was that hot? It's okay. I've done that a lot. You're fine. Oh, what kind of technique is that? I've seen it in a video before. Topper's team may be a little overconfident with their skills, but at least they're not hurting their volunteer. Ow. You have a really sensitive head. You're attacking it. We ate that up. My eye. That can't stop. Oh my god. It looks like the adults styled Bella's hair nicely with a little color and some braids. That's right. But I'll tell you what, the kids, they
cut a lot. They cut a lot of hair. Right. Dad, stop. [screaming] Why did you do that? Oh, I'm [screaming] now That is good. Oh, you are. Oh my god. Are we doing it? Wait. No. Yo, chill. It is now time for Jake and Bella to give their rating. Whichever person gives a higher star rating, that team wins this round. Jake, before you join me, I'm sorry. And I can fix it. Bella, you're welcome. Remember, winning each of these points is crucial because the losing team is going to have some of their most embarrassing photos exposed. Jake and Bella, take a look at your hair.
Oh yo, what do you think? Huh? Sure. Looks good. Lighting. Wow. What is this? It's not bad. On the count of three, you're going to put up however many fingers you're giving stars. One 2 3 go. [screaming] [screaming] Yes. Honestly, when I saw my hair on the floor, I was scared. But it's actually pretty good. The back's a tiny uneven, which is why I took off a point. But overall, I might hire Salish as my hair stylist. They did give me a cute bow, but it's still a three. Both teams had some good fun in beauty school, but this next school is going to be no joke. Of all the schools today,
this is the one I would absolutely fail at because it's all about teaching discipline. Good luck with that, Salish. Currently, the adults and teens are tied 33. First team to five wins the whole thing. This is your final score. It is military school. This is Sergeant George Anthony who had a 10-year career in the Marines and is a former drill instructor. One of the most important things that you will learn how to do is make a rack. What it is in front of you is not a bed. It is a rack. Do you understand? Yes, sir. No, that's not volume stream. Yes, sir. Do you
understand? Yes, sir. I'm going to teach you how to do it and then you will be evaluated on how it's done. Do you understand me? Yes, sir. Two on each side and one at the foot. Get there now. Go. Nobody said your time. Okay. He's so intimidating. I'm not even going to go in. All of you scream, "I still not screaming." I serve. I sir. [screaming] Get on the other side of the bed. Come over there. Get back. I You didn't even say it. Get back. I get back over here now. Sounds funny. Nope. That's funny. No, sir. [screaming] George Anthony, super nice guy, but also about
this degree of intensity. Take the first white sheet and spread it across the bed. Oh, spread it. This is called tabletop. You're stand. What is it? Sir, what is it? Tabletop. Okay. Nobody's unfolding. Somebody's unfolding. Good. Rip it off the bed. No. Wait. So, respond. [screaming] If I tell you to do something, you respond. Hey, sir. Now, tabletop. 5 4 3 [screaming] 2 1. Stop moving. Did I say it? Yeah. Nope. Rip it. Tabletop. Say it. Table. Spread it tight on the mattress now. Sir, pull it tight. Respond. Good. Rip it off now. [screaming] Rip it off.
I sir. Tabletop. No. Tabletop spreading. 3 2 1. Stop moving. Rip it. I sir. Rip it. [screaming] He's not putting on an act. We talked to him before this video began. He's like this in real life. Chuck it under the head now. I sir. I guess only one of you knows how to respond, sir. Rip it. Both teams are getting increasingly frustrated that they have to do it over and over. Nobody said stand with your hands on your hips. You're not club, man. Rip it. Good. Rip it. If we lose, they're definitely going to see some pictures that uh would be pretty embarrassing. So, I'm not trying to lose. Take the excess of the second
white sheet and tuck it under the foot of the bed. I'm sorry. What? Sir, I am confused. Sir, it's not rocket science. I can't lose. Pick up the pillow. Now, I'm going to evaluate your racks. You understand? I think that was good. Shut up. I was talking. [snorts] I don't care. What did I say to do? Took it. Oh, imagine that. Well, day one. [screaming] How close to actual military training was that? Fairly close, but I took it a little easy. Oh, it's harder. Yeah. The score is now kids fault. Teens four, adults three. If the
teens win this round, they win the entire thing. And you guys have to put your photos embarrassingly out there. If you guys lose and you win, we go to sudden death. I'm going to go far away because he scares me. So, I'm not I'm just going to If the kids win this round, they win the entire competition and Salish doesn't have to post her Valentine's photo. This in my hands is your rule book of military rules and regulations. Do you understand? Yes, sir. Uncross your disgusting arms now. Uncross your arms. You will not lose it. You will
not drop it. This is like your freaking Bible. Do you understand me? I sir. Get it now. 10 9 8 7 6 You're done moving. You're going to hold it straight out in front with your elbows fully extended. Do you understand? It's backwards. It's back. Fix it. Elbows are straight. And elbows are straight. And they will remain this way the entire time. Do you understand? Yes, sir. Shut up. I was talking. I don't care. Yeah, but I don't want I don't care. I don't want her to get in trouble. All of you. Shut up. Gio, if you don't do exactly what you're told when you're told and respond accordingly, you're out. Do you understand? I sir, the last person standing wins it for their team. Do you understand? Sir,
no one nod your head. Get out of here. And there will be absolutely no mercy this round. Squad now. I sir. Good. No, you didn't want to answer. Go away. Shut up. Go away. Knock yours out. I sir. Squad. Lower now. I sir. You still didn't respond. Go away. [groaning] Lower. I sir. No. You still didn't say anything. Go away. Lock your elbows out. I ask her to stand. I ask her squat. Each team only has one person left and the only thing keeping them from revealing their most embarrassing photos is their discipline. I said stand. I said squat. I sir. No.
You want to tell your sweet? [screaming] Nobody said look at me. Get away from me. We are now tied four to four, which means we have one last challenge to see who wins this whole competition. But we just reviewed the footage of the first school. What is Inanna's last name? OMG. Three. Thank you. They did not ask to play the replay. Two. Because I did not say super. No, they said Smith on our friendship, I did not say Smith. Markell, would you have anything you'd like to share? Well, so you know how in the first school when there was no
rules, we had the quiz and on one of the questions they asked us what was the young lady's last name? So when I was answering my question, I overheard you. You said Silver. I changed my answer and I originally said Sasha and I lied and I changed my answer and I got to try to get us a point. I can explain. Who would have gotten the point? They would have. So, who would have won just now? They would have. The kids just won this whole challenge. Yes. I y'all won this time,
but don't worry, we'll come back stronger. And now it's time to look through their photos. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. Oh my god. Look at this. We should make that win. Oh, wow. Stop.
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