Hey guys, welcome to another horror map. This one is going to be SpongeBob. This one sucks. Oh, I clicked the mushroom. I THE ZOMBIES ARE SPONGEBOB. WHAT? KEVIN, this is why we downloaded this. What? Dude, THIS MAP SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. WE GOT THEM. [screaming] We got them. I actually do feel better after I drank though. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Let's do another one. I don't feel better. Welcome to All Hell Nah SpongeBob took 40 Benadryls. The greatest preview photo of all time. Looks spooky. It's going to be the greatest video of all time. You know the way people do drunk videos, like they'll play this game or that game

drunk? Mhm. I feel like we need to play like Gmod problem but on Benadryl. Yeah. Until one until you see one person stops moving because they've passed out. I just got some Benadryl and poured I went to America and I brought some Benadryl back. Oh, nice, dude. Cuz they don't have it here. What the [__] is that? Ooh, I don't know. Got some nice feet though. Do you ever think it's only a matter of time until like a woman dies and then her manager on OnlyFans just keeps uploading feet pics of her corpse? What? Why did your brain think of these things? I mean your brain. What do you think is the next degenerate thing that's going to happen in society? you're a degenerate, really. a [__] what? How am I

All right, whatever. We're not talking about you thinking about [__] feet pics and dead bodies and [__] Look at those feet down there. Yeah, but why do you have to go to the sexual parts right away? Cuz look at them. He's a [__] You just find that? Yeah. That's important. That's probably what we need to open the door. All right, come on. There's First of all, guys, obviously there's some evil afoot because there's a foot here. Come on. Dude, this feels like old YouTube when no one would want to play and there's just be the three of us. Check that door. I'll check it.

It's locked. Okay. All right. We got to be immersive. We got to get into the game. Brian. Sorry. Brian. There was just the sound of his soul leaving his Go, you're next. All right. What the [__] Are we stuck? Okay, you got TO WALK BACKWARDS. YOU [__] PRICK, EVAN. I thought I did it. What if this is just the entire map? [snorts] That's what I'm worried about. All right, guys. There I suggest the V clip. There's got to be some secrets in here. I'm waiting for someone to read

the Steam page. Oh. All right, I'll read it. What have we got? The first comment, Evan, is from Hybrid. Am I missing something or is the map just break into a building and get jump scared and die? I think that's the whole [__] map. We played it. No, there's no way. Yes, the author confirmed. Yeah, that's all you do. I couldn't finish it. He didn't even [__] start it. What do we do? We So even the map maker just says, "I couldn't be asked finishing the map." Oh my gosh. How about this one? SpongeBob's in this.

Absolute brain rot, I'm in. Oh my god. What the [__] Dude, if you guys are both reacting like [__] This has got to be good. Okay, I'm going to All right. What? Chapter one, beginning of the [__] Dude, what have you brought us to? Welcome to hell, ladies and gentlemen. Oh my god, look up. No, go look up. Oh [__] it's the moon from Majora's Mask. That is terrifying. Oh my god. Do we go in here? Where do we go? Don't go in there. it. Don't Don't go in there. Why? What's wrong with that? Oh [__] Panda. A baby panda.

Oh, what the [__] is this? Oh. That's you on the couch. I'm in my mid-40s. Evan, you know what you put Gmod scary map not really in the title? It really [__] fits for this one. Yeah. I don't know what's going on. There's a lot of couches on fire. Look. Me and beer. Ooh. This is kind of creative. Like unironically, I kind of like this part. Oh, boom. Ooh, we need this No, we need this beer. We need this beer probably. This looks like a music video for Evan. What the [__] What do you mean? Oh. Oh, I clicked the

mushroom. Oh, WE GOT IT. I CLICKED THE MUSHROOM. We got the beer. First beer has been found. We need two more. Wait, who's this mushroom? OH MY GOSH. NOW WHAT? WE GOT TO FIND TWO MORE beer bottles. Oh, found another beer bottle. Where? Oh, nice. Get it. It was out the back. I found another cat. What the [__] was that? It was the cat I clicked. Oh, that's the cat, Evan. Come over here. What? All right, here's a beer bottle back here. Ooh. Oh.

Thank you. What the [__] is that? Oh my god. Stop [__] eating on that cat, man. Oh, over here there's a hole. There's a hole over here. Oh yeah, [__] I [__] found that hole. I forgot to make it. Oh, I found the last beer bottle. You did? I found the last beer bottle and there's a hole. I'm an idiot. [screaming] WHAT? DON'T FALL. DON'T FALL IN. You will [__] Yeah, that actually gave me a hemorrhoid. Oh [__] Dude, I'm act I'm in the pitch black and one am playing this garbage. It's [__] giving me a headache, man. Take some Benadryl, dude.

I got it. Thank god. I do not want to fall again. Yeah, me neither. Come on, guys. Third bottle. Yes. And we get to see the ending of this epic map. And we have five more beers. Oh my god, get here. When Brian dies, you still hear that. I can't stand this. We got it. We can swim out now. Wow. I'm going to take the shortcut. I think the Yeah, the only way to get out of here is to die. [screaming] You can swim out? Look at that. We did it, Nogla. Chapter two. We did it. It Dude, it has only started. Oh my god, chapter two. Oh my god, I got to fight Welcome back, Brian. WE GOT TO FIGHT PIRATE ZOMBIES. Kill them.

Quickly, soldier. Die. Quickly. Ah. Okay, let's go. COME ON, DO THE TERMINATOR VOICE. Make this interesting. Oh my god. Explosion. We got to shoot the [__] We got to shoot the Ow. Ow, my eye. What the [__] is happening? This is terrible. This is the worst [__] Evan, this is [screaming] [groaning] Take the Benadryl. What is the [__] point? Why are we here just to suffer? Take the Benadryl. Dude, it's nearly dead. We almost got it. There's only 14 more health. Kill him. I'm just shooting Brian for some reason. Three pirates defeated. Why are you shooting me? We did it. We did

it. I'm still stuck on the Bruno Mars intro. Just stop sound. I can't. He's literally stuck on the intro. it's it's literally an overlay screen that's doing Oh. Well, you shouldn't have left, man. Leave and join back. No, that starts it again. Yeah, we have to restart the whole thing. And then we have to [__] play the map? YEAH. WOW, [screaming] WE DIDN'T do map. Like I love [__] [__] but that's too [__] for me. We didn't even see SpongeBob. Yeah, do it again. Just You want to do it again so you can see SpongeBob? I don't like doing it again.

Just load it up. Just load it up, but if I kill myself, it's your fault. Bock, should I start drinking or do you think I should If you're asking that question, you probably should just already be drinking. It is more fun, but it's not good for me. Look, as your health advisor, Evan, I say do it. Are you guys are doing it? Brian, you drink, too. I'll I'll drink on your behalf then. You What about you? I'm not drinking. It's 1:00 a.m. and Take Benadryl. Okay, I'll go take a Yeah, everyone take the picture of their drug or their drink. Nogla, take a picture of your Benadryl. Put it in the chat.

Uh I got some bad news. What? Yeah. Uh couldn't find the Benadryl, so I just took a Zyrtec. Oh. I'm loopy goosey now. Holy [__] Yeah. This is what I'm taking, boys. Nice. Allergy medicine and Easter egg chocolates. I like your stream deck in the background with all the emojis. Hell yeah. Is that for your little V tuber, huh? Yeah. Chapter three? Yeah, chapter three. No, please tell me you didn't pick chapter two. No, it's chapter three.

Please. I did chapter three. I don't see [__] though. What the [__] is going on? I don't see anything either. What the hell? Oh, turn on your light. I guess we were going to go in the building and this is what was going to happen. Awesome. Welcome to chapter three. we're going to see SpongeBob. What the [__] was that? You okay? I'm fine. Yeah. What the [__] was that, man? Look like you got murdered. What does it say?

Beatbox means [__] Why is she forbidden? No. No, don't I don't know what that sentence is. Don't say it's Sorry. I drank that. This is the most terrifying room of all. What the [__] is this [__] This is like one of those weird museums you'd see in the middle of [__] nowhere in America. Yeah. Damn, that was loud. You [__] Don't scare me like that. No. If you are pilot and get the [__] out, you've already taken everything, you bastard. Hey, you bastard. Get the [__] out of here. They cut the main power so it wouldn't rain.

Really water doesn't come here anymore. Nice. Okay. the password and restore the power. I'm going to order some more [__] bourbon. Then you need to reach the very top of the tower to its core and plant the explosion. THERE'S SO MUCH [__] DIALOGUE. SHUT UP. SHUT Let him do his thing. All right. I think I've talked enough. Get moving. What the [__] This is better than any Ubisoft game ever released. Oh my gosh, guys. Look how epic this is. Holy [__] The keys go up. him. I found him. [screaming] SpongeBob. The zombies are SpongeBob. What? Kevin, this is why we downloaded What?

Look. This is why we downloaded right here. Wait. Are they dangerous? Hold on. Don't shoot them. They definitely hurt. He's [__] you, dude. He's [__] you. Oh, SpongeBob, stop [__] me. I don't swing that way, SpongeBob. OH, [__] THIS MAP IS AMAZING. YEAH, you just needed the drink to realize it. It's amazing. Alcohol makes things better. Now I know why my grandparents drank a lot. Look at these SpongeBob pictures. They're awesome. Look at these SpongeBob pictures.

They're nice. All right. I'll come jumping for joy. Hold on. You look so happy. I can't hold them off for so long. I just take a selfie. Guys, you're jumping off the yourself. Imagine tweeting that and be like, "See you later, cruel world." Oh, Evan. Evan, they [__] put you in the map. Oh, they did. They knew you'd play this. They knew. Hey, there's a 4K texture of a key over here. There is a key in here. You need to get it and let's get out of here. It's pretty resonating. We jump through? Yeah, we just jump through. All right. I'm picking it up.

You got it. There you go. Nice. Wait, you just skipped it? No, you jump over. All right. What door is it? Open it up. What door does it open? So Nogl, if you got no alcohol in your house Absolutely none. Really? Not even any holy wine? No. Just chocolates. So you have a key. Maybe we go down the first door downstairs, I think. Yes. Yes, it was the one in the basement. In the Okay, I'm coming. Where? Right Where? Where's the basement? In where the [__] basement is. What do you mean, "Where's the basement?" Oh, there's no Oh, there's a minus one. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry. I thought I was SpongeBob. Okay. Right. Well, so we the power's on, right? We go upstairs. Power's on. By the way, this is like a long map. This is like There's

a lot of detail in this map. Yeah, unironically, it's gotten better. Can you stop saying unironically? Unironically I unironically said that. Unironically, that is the most irritating thing that you say. Well, unironically, have I said it a lot? Where'd you go? You do. Unironically, YOU DO SAY IT. WHERE'D [screaming] YOU GO? WHAT THE [__] WAS THAT? I found the password. We got to move. The wall's closing. You got to get out somehow. OH, JUMP UP.

Jump up on these boxes. Jump up ON THE [screaming] I'VE BEEN DIED. OH, [__] I'm dead, too. [screaming] Oh, we're okay. Hey, we made it. I want to try to beat that I want to beat that legitimately. Well, Evan, you got to see the vent down there. Wait, what? It's locked. Do we have to beat it legitly? Oh. Excuse me. No, there's some vents down here. So let's break the vents. Yeah. What's this? Oh god. Uh-oh. Oh, guys. What's happening? I can't see. You need I need this lamp. Kill him. We just got to run away. We got nothing. We just have to avoid the SpongeBobs. We just have to

No, my god. The SpongeBobs. Oh, my god. Grab the lamp. You're the only one with a lamp, Evan. Follow me. You're the only one with a lamp. Follow me. I cannot see you. I just see SpongeBob. I found the door. It's locked. Go through it. It's locked. Dude, all these SpongeBobs MY SCREEN FLASHING. I SAW IT, EVAN. RIGHT HERE. TAKE THE SIGNAL. Take the lamp. No. No, there's no I don't know what Why'd you sign me up for this?

Dude, I can't even I might actually have a seizure. Oh, my god. I [__] dude Unironically. Hey, reset the map. What's the Yeah. Dude, what? Hey, how does that fix anything? Oh, my god. I actually do feel better after I drank, though. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Let's do another one, Evan. Let's do another one. I don't feel better. Why does life work like that work? Things that are bad for you are like good temporarily, but then I guess the reason why is because the things that you would enjoy that are not bad for you just become part of regular

life. Cuz the government don't want you to have fun. You know what I mean? No. Like let's say like um like pooping. Imagine pooping was bad for you. You'd be like, "Oh my god, I can't wait to poop." I don't know. I really look forward to pooping so I don't get it. Well, that's what I mean, though. But you take it a little bit for granted because you have to do it. You know what I mean? Oh, I don't take it for granted ever. You ready? Stop sign. You ready? Yeah. Please. Oh, [__] I forgot. Okay. Here we go. Okay. Oh, you Can you see? Uh-oh. Yeah. No. Just go. Just go, Evan. Go yourself. Brian, keep the SpongeBobs busy with your [__] I'm looking.

What's this? Oh, I found the key. I got the key. Okay. I'm going. I can't get it open. What the hell was that? I got it. I made it. I opened Open it. Now what? Now what do we do? I've I've gotten to the next part. Are you guys here? Guys. [__] They're not. I have a shotgun. You But you got to get Don't come out firing. I have a shotgun. Okay, you're Brian's here.

How'd you get here? Kill the SpongeBobs. Where the [__] is Nogl? I'm still in the maze. I'm coming through the door. I'm in. I'm here. Okay. What the [__] is this music? I guess this game this has the best music of every any GMod map ever, but I have to mute it. All right. Let's do this, boys. Let's [__] do this. Oh, [__] Listen to that bad boy. Let's go. Let's [__] go. Remember, no SpongeBob. You die, you go back to the beginning. So do not die. Go through this door. Take no Russian Kill him.

Die. My graphics card cannot keep up with this intensity. Oh, [__] dude. The bass. The music is [__] sick. Feels like a John Wick scene or something. This is John Wick-esque. I think I'm here for the nightclubs. Fight scene. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M THINKING I'M BLACK. It didn't work. Wait, can we like shotgun jump? Can we like Oh, [__] You're right. Oh, my god. What the hell is this? And then you got to go all the way over here. Oh, oh my [__] I love this. down. You got to look down to do it.

There we go. THERE WE GO, MAYBE. [screaming] I'M DEAD. DID YOU GET BORIS? Where's Boris? Uh you I might have [__] activated the boss. I'm here. I'm in hell. Welcome. Welcome to hell. Where I don't see anything. I don't know what's happening. Where's Boris? see anything? Where's Bor I just said you fire. What in the ADHD have you got me playing? What is going on? I don't know, but my bourbon's I think my bourbon is about to arrive. Wait. I got an idea. Can I speed it up? I'm going to speed it up.

I'm speeding it up. Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. But do you know what else is faster? The [__] cat, Evan. It's fine. Just shoot in front of you. You're going to hit it. I can't even This is hell. You know when you said this is hell earlier and I laughed? This is actual hell. Satan couldn't even concoct this [__] Look, he's almost dead, though. Look. HE'S ALMOST DEAD. He's almost dead. Yeah. Well, I'm on a laptop. Everything seems fine to me. OH, MY GOD. [screaming] EVAN, IT JUST THE FLASHES on my screen.

My brain. WE GOT HIM. WE [__] GOT HIM. [screaming] JESUS CHRIST. MY THERE'S AH. THERE'S SMOKE COMING OFF OF MY singed eyebrows. And with that, ladies and gentlemen, I guess we must, Evan. I can't We must. More drink. He just had the guy from DoorDash arrive with the [__] whiskey. Come on, Nogla. Come on. Come on, Benadryl. Come on, why don't you get me snort a line of sherbet? Oh.

Oh, we missed that time, Evan. Oh, where we at? Oh, [__] Stop, it actually hurts my brain now. All right, Evan. need this to end. I really need this to end, guys. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh, yeah. What the [__] This is Boris the kid. Oh, yeah. I just need to Oh, another big [__] Gosh, another [__] Come on. Yes, big nose. Let us do another shot of vodka and shoot the kid. Oh, dude, he's going down. Look how fast he's going down. shield is above his head. The shield is above his head, and then you got to shoot his body.

What the [__] was that? Dude, this map SHOULD BE [__] ILLEGAL. WE [screaming] GOT HIM. WE GOT HIM. YES, WE GOT HIM. WE DID IT. GO DOWN, RUN. Just a couple of easy SpongeBobs. Just a couple OF EASY WHO MADE IT? GO DOWN, RUN. Get down here. Down here. Go, go, go. Remember, use your shotgun. Yes, I know how to use the shotgun, but I don't know where to [__] use it. Dude, what is going on? GO. COME ON, FELLAS, GO. I AM ABSOLUTELY butt-fuck shit-faced drunk on the alcohol. make it. I didn't make it. Where do I go? Oh, for [__] sakes. Oh, my god.

Really? Do not say that ends the Thank you, Evan. Thank you. I was Okay, now we grab my drink. Nogla's has muted his mic. I think he [__] raged or something. He muted his mic. When did I mute my mic? I've been pretty [__] angry. I think when we started the game over there. I was at the final boss. Yeah, no, the timer. No, the timer part. I think you mentioned the timer, and then it was gone. Wow, I've been muted a good

minute, then. Yeah, I was reading about the rat porn in the top. I don't know if you guys saw that, but Why does the worst GMod map I've ever played also have the best music? Never mind.