Stefon and David Pitch a Confusing Family Movie on SNL

-David, we're very happy you could come in. -Yeah. Is your brother coming? I know you two haven't worked together in a while. -You know Stefon will be here. You know, he's been going through some stuff for the past couple of years, but. -Okay, well, we're, uh, we're just glad you guys are making movies together again, 'cause when you do, it's magic. [Chuckles] -Hi. -Hey. Stefon, hello. -How are you? -Stefon, coffee? Can I get you coffee? -No, I've been awake for, like, three days.

-Okay. -Alright, let's, uh, let's just get started. -Alright. You know, I can't believe the Zolesky brothers, together again. -Okay, basically, it starts with this character Bob. Um, he's a grandfather, kind of cantankerous, but lovable. Was a football star in college. -Yeah, and it's like he has that thing, that, like, jock thing from the '50s when guys are, like, cut and they have that, like, V, you know, but like the small waist. -Yeah. Uh-huh. But so Bob has this grandson, Eddie,

who wants to try out for the college football team. And Eddie -- -Has that, like, twink look -- like, thin, dumb, NYC nights, like 24th and 8th. -No, no, no, no, no. That's just -- He's the grandson. Just think about him like the grandson. And he's never really known the grandfather because he was raised by these kind of artsy-fartsy parents. -And we just see, like, scene after scene of them in, like, jeans, you know, with that, like, tight grip here, you know, like right here, it's like the shape reads.

It's like this. -I'm sorry. What kind of movie is this? -It's a family movie. The movie's a family movie. And then by the second act, Eddie realizes that if he wants to make the team, he needs his grandfather to help him train. -Then it's just, like, quick, sloppy cuts of, like, mascara running down their faces and, like, adult baby fantasy shots of, like, diaper people, and they're, like, into everything, like groups, J-offs. -No, no, no. -.intimidation scenarios, "Newsies" fantasies. -You two are -- You two are brothers? Actual brothers? -Yeah, we are, we are.

The grandfather trains the grandson for the tryouts, and eventually Bob and Eddie becomes really close, and it helps reunite the big old Irish family. -And then it's just, like, effed-up leprechaun situations because, you know, like -- like when ripped midgets have that, like, pony keg chest? -So it's really like "Bad News Bears" meets "Little Miss Sunshine," you know? And for Bob, we're thinking. -Like a sunburned, jacked old man.

-.Tom Wilkinson. -Okay, well. seems like we have two entirely different ideas here. One, one would be yours, David -- classic coming-of-age story with a "Rudy"-like football underdog theme, which I love. The other is yours, Stefon -- uh, some kind of half-remembered gay nightmare. Would you agree? -Yes. We've heard that a lot. -Okay, well, we're gonna make yours, David. I will tell you that. -[Chuckles] I'm sorry, Stefon, but we can't make your movie.

-What movie? -Okay, um, but, Stefon, how would you feel about doing a rewrite for "Wall-E 2"? -Yay! [Energetic music plays] -Good. Okay, good. -Alright. Terrific. -Yeah, let's go. -Thanks for having me.