Top of the morning, tea laddies. His name is Jack Septic Guy. His name is Markiplier. And he's PewDiePie. And I'm Flamingo. And we are all playing Surgeon Simulator together. Me and my friend group, we made this game viral 13 years ago. Get over yourself. This is a game where you have this, you have a hand, you have a control of a hand and you can uh grab you can grab stuff and you have to operate on a g on a gay guy. No, my pills. Dream told me to do this. Oh, and also my other friend Dream is here. I don't give a Oh, and my friend Kobe Bryant is here via Ouija board. Wait. Oh, and to all those people who get a little squeamish when they see gore, open your eyes.

No. Look at THIS NOW. MAYBE WE COULD just rip this. Woo. Sorry. I'm so sorry. Let me just All right. The best way we can go about this. All right. So, we have to cut the ribs. We had to cut the Oh, we have to wa and we're we're losing a little bit of blood, but we have a long way to zero. So, we got to get these out of here. Hold this for a moment, please. All right, we're going to have to go to drastic measures. Oh. Oh, sorry. No, wait. This is working so good. Yeah, ba. All right, cut the bones. OH, NO. OKAY, HE'S LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD NOW.

RIP THIS OUT. GET THIS OUT OF THERE NOW. SORRY. ALL RIGHT, I don't care. I still have to get in there. Oh my watch. Squeep. Squeeest. Oh, GET THAT OUT OF THERE. WHATEVER. Come over here. This is how I talk to Jake, by the way. You've been so bad. Get over here. All right. Anyways, uh All right, so we're going to go the low key lowkey pro route. Jesus. Okay. All right. So, uh I think I could just rip. Oops. I didn't mean to get that one. Sorry. All right. Can I cut these up? Squouch.

Haley Welch. Haley squelch. Get out of there. What is this? Ew. OUT. OH, DON'T GO BACK IN. OKAY, WHATEVER. OR YOU CAN HAVE TWO of them. Dude, how am I supposed to get this? It's like stuck in there. I have to get this out. Come on. Do I have to flip it over? I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME. THIS IS THE BEST ONE I DID. I DID IT. Oh my god, I did it. I thought I was so scared. I thought that meant he died or something. So, I've collaborated with a few YouTubers during this video. And the next big YouTuber guess I bring out is my buddy Stake. Oh my god. IT JUST GOT IN A big accident. I have to operate on him. Oh my god. But it's serious. I have to scrap I have to scrape him off this Oh, you're like a squid. You're like a squid stick. We

have to So, first uh his injury, you might ask. His injury is uh his mouth or something. All right. So, we're going to do a little bit of an incision. We're have to do an incision. OH MY GOD. I can't cut through him. Jesus, man. WHAT IS IN THIS? OH MY GOD. HERE. HE NEEDS SOME uh H2O. Mom, he's oozing. Jake's oozing. Oh my god, that's a lot. And we didn't want him to start oozing. All right. Oh my god, he's good now.

He's good. All right. Sorry, we had to take a break to op to do a real life operation. And this is important. right. Who's calling? All right. I'm about to No, my pills. Oh, my finger. Oh, my finger stuck. OH MY GOD. WHO'S CALLING ME? NO. HOW ARE YOU STILL ON THE LINE? HELLO. DUDE, someone was calling me. Dude, it was probably No, I got a brain transplant. Let me just make sure. Let me just make sure you're asleep real quick. All right. Before we Oh, no. Before Oh, I'm sorry. CAN I CUT your wee off? Look. Wee. No more

How do I make the blood stop? Is it this blood thinner or blood thicker? WHOA. OH, I GOT A LITTLE BIT OF IT, TOO. Make it stop is actually making me sick. Let me check up on our other patient while this calms down. So, he has a little bit of fuzz on him, but that's he's growing his hair back. That's means the all this all the crap I put in him is actually starting to work. Okay, how do I undo this? This is I don't like that. Great. I had all that progress gone. Click, click, click. Now, let's twist it around. Oops. Sorry.

Now, let's bring it up. Let's crack your little egg. Oh my god, you're losing so much blood. Oh no. Take this. There. We saved you. All right. Can we rip this out now? All right. I think I can just put a new one in you. Let's uh just kind of stick our hand in here. Put this puts in. slide to it then. NO, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO CUT off your other one. Oh my god, MY WATCH. COME ON. OH MY GOD, I DID IT. I'm running out of time. GET IN THERE. I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME. YES. OH, that was close. That was

actually very close. All right, what do you want me to do next? EYEBALLS. OH, WAIT. I have to take those goggles off. Get these off. Get these off now. Do I really have to I have to cut these off of you. Steady, steady. All right. Steady, bro. Okay, there. We did it. What's this? What's this new tool? Is this the eye sucker? Is this Do you like that? Is it doing anything good for you? No, it's it's down there now. It's down there. I don't want to know what you're doing with that down there. Where are my eyes? Okay, I have one eye. I have so many eyes here. Let me just dump these

out real quick. NO. Oh my god. All right. How I hope I have more eyes in here. Okay, there's one. Can I poke your eye out with this? OH NO. WAIT. MAYBE I CAN USE THIS TO RIP IT OUT. HOW DID THAT NOT rip your eye out? Oh, okay. Come on. Get that off. Get that off you. Do Okay. Hey, do I have either rip it off from here? I'm going to yank that out of you right now. Get a little pinch. Get a little pinch of it. You are making me so mad. Oh, I know. Scissors. Snip.

How's this not snipping off? SNIP IT OFF. I FEEL LIKE I'M LIKE TRYING TO CATCH A FISH RIGHT NOW. I got to like Oh my god, you are just a piece of work. Okay, so how do I get that and that off of you and then just plop new ones in? H, what tool? What's a good tool for this? Do I use these? The big scissors. Steady, steady, steady, steady, steady. Come on. Oh, I did it. You can't be so Yes. All right. Where's the eye? Okay, there's one right here. Come on. Get in there. YES. DUDE, I'M ACTUALLY really good at this game. No.

Come on. Yaba. Yes. Oh my god. We only have one more until we graduate. Teeth surgery. Perform a teeth transplant. Do I have to put all those teeth in like individually? Right. I don't have to do that. Snippy snip. Dude, why do you start off with this on? All right, WE GOT THAT PART OFF. NOW WE GOT to get the other part. Come on, Snippy, dude. Get the mask off. Why? Okay. OH MY GOD. I DID IT. SO, WHAT do I even do? Okay, I probably need like uh What would I even need for this? Hammer. I need a hammer for this. What the? How do I grab that? Okay, get all those teeth out. Get all the Oh, they have a little tiny hammer. This would be perfect for the teeth. How many

of it do I have to get every single tooth out of his body? Dude, how are you losing that much blood that fast? All right, now let's put this in your mouth real quick and then kind of Oh, you're swallowing all your teeth. So, how do I put these inside of you now? How am I supposed to do that? Do I have a tooth in my hand? HOW ARE YOU EVEN SUPPOSED to get these teeth? I'm looking this up. How do you clench that? How many of these teeth do you need? Okay. We finally have a tooth. Yaba. How many TEETH DO I NO, I DROPPED IT.

HOW MANY DO I HAVE TO PUT INSIDE YOU? All right. Another one. Okay, teeth. Okay, we should be like done now. We did so much. Come on. Oh no, he swallowed a tooth. Dude, how many teeth do I have to put in here? Do I have to like rebuild his entire system? Cuz I will. I care about him a lot, actually. I did it. So, uh, I got a really good grade, too. Well guys, I'm going to hang out with my friends PewDiePie, Markiplier, Jack Septic Eye, and Stake.

Hey guys, we all love playing sur me and my friends love playing sur together. We're going to go out and have like a YouTuber meeting. So that's all that's talking. And it was really nice hanging out with all my friends and all of you who are also so my friends. You're all