Hey, babe. You ready to go? Yep. Let's head out. Let's go. What the heck? What was that? Oh, it's probably Ian again. He's got to stop blowing up people's houses with TNT. No. Whoa. Wait. Hold up. Who are you? What are YOU DOING WITH OUR YOU PUT THEM DOWN RIGHT NOW. ARE YOU WHAT? NO. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. GET BACK HERE. YOU AND I SWEAR IF THAT'S YOU. THERE YOU ARE. NONE OF THOSE STEP. OH. WHOA. I GOT YOU. Nice catch. THANKS, BUT WE DON'T GOT TIME. WHERE DO THEY GO?
OVER THERE. GET HIM. GOING towards safe house. I'M COMING DOWN ON TOP OF THEM. NEVER MIND. I'M GOING TO GO FROM THE OTHER SIDE. NO, IT'S GOING to the tree. Yeah. I'M I'M LANDING. GO. After him. Huh? What the Huh? He went down there. Wait a minute. Come on. THIS IS MY OLD BASE. OKAY. HOW DO THEY EVEN KNOW THAT THIS WAS HERE? OH, they could be anywhere now. Seriously, we'll never be able to find them. Uh oh.
There's no way. They could be anywhere on the server by now. Wait. We're going to find our dog. Right. You're right. It's time to get serious. NO ONE STEALS MY DOG. YEAH. SERIOUS TIME. Which way though? No idea. Hey, I've got more ender pearls. Whoa. Hey, I got a suit. Oh, this old thing. It's my serious suit. When I find out who took our dog, I am going to is a little too much. What? What are you doing? THAT'S MY SUIT. I NEEDED THAT. UH, after the soup, please. I can put this back. Put my regular clothes back on.
Sorry. Look. Um, let's just get going. Just get going now. WHAT DO YOU GOT? YEAH, LET'S go this way. Um, where? Come on. I fell into the pit. Okay. Wait, what are we doing here? Look, we don't know if he took our dog. Yeah, but he's the most likely burst to do it. I mean, come on. True, but let's keep our cool. All right, THIS IS THE ONE AND SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. WHAT THE WHAT'S going on? There we go.
I don't know. I can't see from here. Oh, there you go. You got it. Nice. AND THE SWING. GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I WAS A BABY PUPPY. You're really getting good at this. There we go. PERFECT HIT. OH MY GOSH. HEY GUYS, JOIN US FOR SOME BABY GO. NO, THEY CAN'T JOIN US. WE'RE ALREADY SO FAR INTO THE GAME. UH, SORRY GUYS. Where'd you get all those animals? Oh, from all over. You know, cows from Zane, KITTENS FROM KC, PUPPIES FROM US. THAT'S IT. YOU'RE DEAD.
DESERVE. OH, NO. YOU DON'T. YEAH, PAL. This is the inside. I swear I had nothing to do with I'm GETTING OUT OF HERE. How do YOU THINK YOU'RE GOOD? GET BACK HERE. All right. No, you didn't. NO. WAIT. HEY. BABY GOLF GAME IS OVER. SO, I'M JUST going to go. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Pierce, YOUR CHOICE. EASY WAY. LUCY, I LOVE THE EASY WAY. OKAY, GREAT. Where is our dog, Pierce? Uh, we didn't take your dog. You and Ian are playing golf with baby animals. And you don't expect me to believe that you didn't take our dog?
Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Um, I think we can make you talk. Let's see. Oh, WHAT THE IF YOU STOP, I'LL GO EASY ON YOU. DO YOUR WORST. You'll never even let This will make you talk. What do you What DID YOU GRAB? OH. OH, NO. IT'S GOING TO LAND ON ME. Where's my dog? Pierce. IT'S GOING TO LAND ON ME. I DON'T WANT IT. PLEASE. IT'S JUST a butterfly. Come on. WE DIDN'T TAKE YOUR STUPID DOG BECAUSE WE KNEW IT WOULD GET ALL SCARY LIKE THIS. NOW, PUT IT AWAY.
OKAY, FINE. It's just a butterfly. You're free to go. Where's Aaron at? I'm frozen. I can't move. Cannot believe this. Oh, those two are the absolute worst. Look, you know, we will come back at some point. I don't think Pierce anything to do with this. Oh, yeah. No, he never does. He just follows Ian. Wait, what the HOLY WHAT? WHAT IS THAT? THAT'S OUR DOG. Puppy. Don't worry, PUPPY. WE'RE COMING. WHAT is this? Is that TNT? THE HECK IS THAT? WHAT DO I DO?
I WOULDN'T. OKAY, hold on a second. Puppy. No. WHERE'D IT GO? NO, I WAS JUST HERE. UM, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. IT'S COMING TOWARDS US. WAIT, WHAT? YOU went the car? Uh, we can stop it. GET OFF. What the WHO IN THE HECK? WHY would they set up a trap like that? I don't know, but the puppy went underneath. MAYBE WE CAN FIND HIM. THEY went down there. You still got fireworks on you?
Huh? Yeah. Let's go. All right. Come on. WE GOT ONE SHOT. LET'S DO THIS. OKAY. What the heck is this? Where'd he go? There has to be like a lever or something. All right. What's in the chest? Secret door. Oh, great. Of course. A notebook. A note. Uh, your dog is safe for now. To get him back, deliver me a stack of diamonds. These coordinates. What? Wait, diamonds? Well, that doesn't sound like Ian. That sounds like a WEIRD ONE OF MY GUYS THAT I KNOW. OH, I'M GOING I GET MY HANDS ON HIM. I'M GOING TO UH, SO WHY DO YOU have to steal Zayn's diamonds?
Because I have most of my armor and I'll pay him back later. Okay, but how do you know Zayn wasn't the one that stole your dog? Huh? I don't know. He's been away all morning. Besides, he wouldn't do this to me. He's like one of my good friends, right? Just distract him. Okay. Okay. You got it. Okay. Uh Zane, are you home? You want to talk? Zane. Hello. Oh, hey there. What do you want? Oh. Uh to talk about uh the beauty of horses.
What do you know about that? I know a lot about horses. You know, bears and stallions and uh they got long manes. You can keep them busy for hours. Oh, did you know they're very uh Let's see. No diamonds. I feel like Oh, where is he keeping his diamonds? Just like I thought. You know nothing about the true beauty of horses. This is a waste OF MY TIME. Z, DID YOU uh know you look uh super hot today? Oh, what? Yeah. Uh are you talking to me? Yeah, I'm talking to you. You uh handsome man. You think I'm handsome? Sure. Whatever keeps you standing at this doorway and not looking behind you whatsoever.
He's got a whole stack. I just need to borrow this. I'll pay him back. I promise. All right. Got to get our dog. Make a break for it. There we go. Okay. Did you just call Kim's glasses hot? Uh-oh. What? No, no, no, no, no. I wasn't talking about Kim. I was just saying that glasses sometimes can be Well, sorry. I don't wear glasses, Zane. Maybe if I did, you'd called me. Uh, yeah. Seriously, I just wanted to talk about horses. Come on, Casey. Let's get away FROM THIS. BUT YOU said I But I'm so confused.
All right. Coordinates should BE JUST WAIT. SO, you scared me. This is my house. I live here. I put some traps in Ian and Zayn's house. When they come back, we'll be sure to find him. And where are you going? To get our dog back. It can't be stopped. You're going the wrong way. They're not going to leave the dog at those coordinates. And wait, you're not giving them the diamonds, are you? Maybe they're just diamonds. I can pay him back. But the diamonds ARE IMPORTANT. WE NEED THOSE. You laugh. I didn't want to do this. BUT IF YOU FORCE ME, I WILL DO IT.
I need those diamonds. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO OW. WAIT, WAIT. WHAT? I didn't want to have to pull out the nuclear weapons, but I will. Oh, okay. Maybe I don't have to do this. NO, I HAVE to resist. OR YOU NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE JUST INCENTIVIZING IT. I Wait, it's going down. It's a hopper. Of course, it's a hopper. IT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A HOPPER. MAYBE THERE'S something we can follow. If we dig now, then maybe we can find out where this is all headed to when we can.
Good job. You're not done yet. It's delivering me a full set of Netherite armor to It just keeps going. OF COURSE, IT'S GOT TO KEEP IT'S GOING TO KEEP GOING AFTER THAT, TOO. MAYBE WE COULD give them something they're not expecting. Kim. Kim, what are you doing with the TNT? Why are you blowing stuff up? Oh, that's the thing I thought. You're just in time. Watch this. Wa. Okay. And um Oh, LOOK. IT'S ANTI- TNT block. How cool is that? That's kind of cool. How'd you do that though?
Oh, I will show you. Come inside. Yep. Make yourself at home. And taa. That's weird. Oh, it's a prank enchanting table. So, you can enchant items to do different things. Watch this. Let's just take this and that. And uh here we go. I'm going to get you. Um I'm going to step back. What was that? See, it shoots back instead of shooting you. Pretty funny, right? Ow. I guess that's kind of cool. Wait, could you some armor? Oh, I do like a challenge. Uh let me see here. Perfect. You made this just in time.
All right, put this and try that. And uh you got an air on your butt. Oh yeah, I know. Just saying. There you are. Bam. Not sure what you're here for, but let's see what this can do. Well, I'll try it on. Oh. Ow. Oh, ouch. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. The armor would hurt you rather than protect you. That'd be great. Put binding on it. Oh, great. Glad I could help. Who you going to use it on? What was that? Is someone breaking into Kimmy's place?
Wait a second. Wait. Hello. Show yourself. Someone's here. H. What is this? Girl, what you got there? My dog. What is it up there? Hang on. Zoom in. Time is ticking. Huh? Kim, I got to deliver this thing fast. Girl, what the heck is going on? All right, ask. I'm just going to say this. If this does not work, we're doing it my way. All right. Agreed. Let's see if they take this armor. It's not going to be useful to them anyway. Oh my how long it takes to find the netherite.
Time to give us our dog. MY EVIL VILLAIN. WHERE'S OUR DOG? WAIT. OH, IS THAT ANOTHER NOTEBOOK? That better not be another notebook. Work. Delivering Pierce's rocket launcher. This person knows a lot. THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY ZANE. AND WHY DOES HE WANT PIERCE'S ROCKET launcher in particular? I don't know. I'm done with this though. Let's have some fun. Wait. What do you mean? What kind of fun? We're going to get this jerk and we're going to get him good.
Ooh. I like that idea. Yeah. Let's go. LET'S DO IT. HEY, I need your help. Stop it, Zane. How dare you? No, not until you give ME BACK WHAT'S MINE. ZANE, what's going on? Knock it off. It's the only way to get THROUGH TO THIS POOP. HEY, YOU TAKE THAT BACK. I'M SURPRISED YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. I DON'T, BUT I'M NOT AS DUMB AS YOU THINK. I swear. Can you explain, please? Well, HE'S TOOK MY DIAMONDS. LIAR. NO, NO, NO. WAIT. Anyone could have stolen them. Why don't we just calm down AND SAVE? YOU HIT ME, TOO.
This isn't over, PIERCE. I'M COMING FOR YOU. JUST YOU WAIT. Not even an apology. Why is he coming for me? I didn't take his stupid diamonds. I believe you. We're going to get this sorted. Let's get the sheep back. Come on. Um, what was that? What? Do you have a sheep in your room? Uh, my room? What are you talking about? H, let's see. Oh, it's a baby. Come on. Oh, that's just a Billy. Yeah. No, no, he don't eat weed. Yeah, he's one of the new baby mom. They update all that stuff. You don't want to worry about
him. Look, EPO, I really appreciate you helping me, but I owe you one. It's It's nice to actually funny you say that. Can I buy your rocket launcher, please? Aaron and I need it for some the trapper dog. Oh, sure. Yeah. Whatever you do, just please don't interrogate me again, though. I won't. Don't worry. I won't have a butterfly. All right, got the bait. Now I just got to get the thief. Kim, hey, I need to use the What the Yeah, I may have got a little carried away with experimenting with the prank enchanting table. So, uh, how did this even happen? Do the animals ride you?
Anyway, what can I do for you? Can you do the same thing that you did to the bow on this? OH, YEAH, SURE. I can figure this out. Uh, a little hard to craft, but this is weird. Uh, there you go. That's a pretty funny idea. I wish I thought of it. Yeah, thanks. Trying to ambush a thief that took our dog. Okie dokie. Well, good luck. I'm going to try to figure how to get out of this. Good luck, Kim. Shift. I don't know. It's not working.
All right. Sorry. Jeez. Just shift off, she says, LIKE I HAVEN'T TRIED THAT. I CAN HEAR YOU STILL. Shut up. All right. Just got to break that and put this in here. All right. They got to come and get this. Oh, you got it. Yeah. Come on. Come here. All right. Nice. Now we watch and we wait. Well, hopefully we don't have to wait for that long. Not seeing anything. Oh, wait. There they are. Oh, that didn't take long.
It didn't. 3 2 1 Nice. Got them. Oh, the good old obsidian box. You can't GET IN THAT ONE. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. ARMY. WHERE DID THEY COME FROM? NO, NO, NO, NO. WE'RE SO CLOSE. DON'T GET HIM. WHAT ARE THESE HEROES? There before. He must HAVE HAD A TRAP ON TOP OF OURS. OH, I'M almost dead. Dirty mastermind. Are you okay? Are you all right? Yeah, I'm good. Yeah. Well, I have a couple arrows in me, but I'll be fine.
Yeah. All right, Mr. Mystery Person, we're breaking you out of there. You got the rogue gun ready? Yep. Got it. And Oh, not going to get back. I mean, it was contained. But how did they get out of there and put the teeth? They must not be in there. How do we know WHAT THE HEY, YOU SUCK. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. GET IT AWAY. ENTER. GET HIM, MAN. OKAY. OKAY, I'll come back. Whoever did this is smart. I swear if this is Zane, I'm poking out his other eye. Then I'm glad I stole his diamonds. But who would do this?
It's Zane. But there's only one way to find out. All right. You can do the talking. But the second he confesses, I am poking out his eye. Deal. We got to make sure it's actually is Zane. We know it's Zane enough. Ian. Ian's at his house. Let's get him. He must not have fall INTO THE STUPID TRAPS. GO. BRO. IAN. HEY, DUDE. WE NEED TO TALK. WAIT. ARE we seriously still doing this? Yes, we're still doing this. Well, WAIT. YOU GUYS STAY AWAY.
Get him. WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? OW. THE TRAPS FINALLY WORKED. OH, NICE. If you didn't take our dog, why haven't you been around the server? Yeah, dude. Answer that. HUH? OKAY. WELL, LISTEN. KIM TOLD ME ABOUT SOME gold in the MINES FAR AWAY. BUT THERE WAS NOTHING THERE. I think she just wanted me gone so you know she could steal my TNT, which was MISSING WHEN I GOT BACK. She stole your TNT. You said inventory system is a mess. How do you know you're not just misplacing it? Huh? Wait, what is that?
Wait, what is that noise? Wait a second. It's a camera monitor. Wait, what is it showing? What is it What? Oh, push me again. The dog goes bye-bye. They got the dog about some sharks. If the camera's connected to that thing, then it must be nearby. All right, I'M GOING TO GO FIND THEM. WELL, NOW DO YOU BELIEVE IT'S not me? I couldn't have sent that message from here. That's true. All right, you're off the hook. Why did Kim sell? She's highly suspect and she's got that reverse prank table. H Oh, let's see. Up here. All right, the gig is up. Huh? What the?
It's so cute. It's just came out my dog here. Oh my gosh, you're killing it. Killing? What are they killing? Where are they? Slay. So, what do I say? Gotcha. Look at her. What is going on here? We're having an animal fashion show. Yeah. Is this what you stole my dog for? What? I didn't steal your dog. Why did you get Ian to leave the hub for so long? Huh? And why steal TNT? Uh because it's fun to mess with Ian. And I used the TNT for my prank enchanting table. I even showed you, girl. Remember?
Oh, you're right. But uh we're just Look, we're getting really worried about our dog. We can't find any clues and we're running out of time. Seriously? Oh, it's okay, Athl. We understand. Yeah. A Mau, are you there? DID YOU STEAL MY DIAMONDS? I GOT TO GO. SEE YOU LATER. Have a good fashion show. Bye. Uh okay. Who know? Where's Athmau? And what's in it for us? Huh? Uh, who's AF? LIARS. GIVE ME BACK MY DIAMONDS. A MOUSE.
HE KNOWS. I'M SPARING THEM. I'LL COME HERE. GOT TO GO. I was just borrowing. I promise I will pay you back. You know I'm good for it. Uhhuh. I tell you everything. I did. Did you come here? I have some question for you, actually. What is this? Reverse psychology. Did you take my dog, Zanithan? H what? No, I didn't take your dog. You're the only one smart enough to keep getting away with this. So, how am I supposed to believe that? This is great. Oh, thanks.
I'm not complimenting you. What? I'm the one that's SUPPOSED TO BE MAD AT YOU. NO, I'M MAD AT YOU NOW. Get over here. You took a turn, huh? You bring a bad the other WAY AROUND. STOP HIJACKING MY ANCHOR. NO, YOU HIJACKED MY ANCHOR FIRST. I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR DOG. OKAY. WELL, MAYBE YOU DID. I DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE SMART. I'm going to go get it myself. What? No. YOU GOT TO TAKE ME. WAIT. What happened? What? What did you find? I JUST YELLED AT ZAY. I The worst is to stop. Okay. Casey and Kim. I just We're going to search Zane's place. Come on.
Babe, I WOULD LOOK OUT. HE LIKE I SAID. OKAY. YEAH. Let's be careful. Okay. Yeah. Zane, WE'RE GOING IN YOUR HOUSE AND WE'RE GOING THROUGH YOUR WAIT, WHAT? DUSTIN, YOU MONSTER. THERE IS NO DOG IN THIS. WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? IT'S OUR DOG. KILLED IT. ZANE, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? IT WASN'T ME. THAT'S IT. HIS EYE. WE GOT TO POKE OUT ZANE, GET BACK HERE. THANK YOU, CYCLOPS. I'M NOT LETTING YOU GET AWAY. FOLLOW THE PARTICLES. GO. WAIT, WHERE'D he go? THAT'S IT. ZANE, I WON'T SLEEP UNTIL I FIND YOU.
ZANE, BUDDY, I can't believe this. Look, we got to serve some justice. Let us know if you see Zayn. Okay. Yeah, of course. Hey, good job figuring it out. A puppy murderer. He's probably run off to the hills to hide. When we find him, he's got a lot to answer for. Yeah, and we're taking his more pain than the netherite army you gave him. Yeah, right. All right. Anyway, I got to go get more weed FOR MY SHEEP. GOOD LUCK, YOU GUYS. BYE, PIERCE. I can't believe you got away with all that stuff.
You know what? Pierce is right, though. It'll have a nasty surprise when he finally puts it on. That's true. Wait, wait, what? You and Kim were the only ones who knew about the Netherite armor. Wait, what? What do you mean? How did Pierce know about that? Wait a minute. Whoa. Wait a minute. More pain than the netherite armor you gave him. Whoever did this is smart. That is something you think.
There is no way. Wait. You think what I'm thinking? We have to search Pierce's house now. Come on. Yeah. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Sorry. This house is so tiny. What? You really think it's him? Yeah, I think it's Pierce. All right. I'm checking underneath. All right. Sheep. More wool. And nothing mutton. down here. He rebuilt his secret base down here. Look. Yeah, I'm going. Give me a moment. Uh wa.
All right. Good. Let's check everything. Yeah, just keep looking everywhere. Nothing. Why you even bother having stuff down here? We're not going to have stuff. Him and Ian have the worst chest organization. What's in this one? These are just all wheat. It's nonsense. It's all the stuff. Wait. What? What's that? Get in here. WHAT THE IT WAS HIM. IT'S ALL RIGHT. Both of you stay right where you are. Rocket launcher to take me down.
Why' you do it, Peter? For all the riches, DUH. ONE OF THE BEST LOOT, but actually going out and get off is so much work. So, what I make the two best players on the server do it all for me. But Pierce, I hate to come off like this, BUT HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THIS? Really advanced for you. I'm kind of impressed. Got to be honest. Skill set. I know. Everyone thinks I'm some dumb hotbo. Wait, who said anything about hot? 99% of the TIME YOU ARE. I THOUGHT I'D USE IT TO MY ADVANTAGE, which I will keep doing if you ever want to see your dog again. You liar.
Our dog is dead. We saw it in Zayn's house. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That wasn't your dog. I just needed to frame Zane to get you off my tail for a while. Nah, your dog's still alive, hiding in plain sight, you might say. Wait, what does that mean? Why have I steal your rocket launcher? She wants to respect me, you know. All right, WHATEVER. IT'S ENOUGH. OKAY, PIERCE, TELL US WHERE THE DOG IS. NO, I think I'll just blow up you guys instead. THEN I'LL JUST RESPAWN AND I'LL COME HERE AND I'LL KILL YOU. You wouldn't. ON.
OH MY GOD. He's an idiot. Wait. Did you do something to the rocket launcher? I did. Oh well. Maybe he isn't as dumb. Anyway, come on. Let's go find the puppy before he responds. Right. Let's get him back. Okay. For how long has Pierce been smart? I don't know. But he's done A REALLY GOOD JOB. OH, HEY. WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROCKET LAUNCHER? That's what you deserve, jerk. Yeah, we're not done yet. I'll poke out your eyes instead. HEY, WAIT. YOU DON'T HAVE SOME GOOD ITEMS, BUT I DIDN'T WANT IT TO WORK FOR HIM. Is that so wrong?
What is he even hiding the dog? He said it was plain sight. What if WHY ARE YOU SO FAST? PLEASE LET ME BE LAZY. YOU ARE FASTER THAN IAN SOMEHOW. IS this you? It's all that sheep work you do. It makes you faster for some reason. Um, still. Oh, it's you, AARON. Our dragon is here. Huh? Yeah. Look at the baby. Such a good boy. Get out of here. Bye, Pierce. Got a dog. Pierce dog for that. But I don't want to work for all MY COOL STUFF.
TOO BAD. OKAY, I'M LETTING YOU KEEP YOUR EYE THIS TIME. BYE. TOO BAD. I'M TAKING MY DIAMONDS BACK. BUT I STOLE THOSE FAIR AND SQUARE. Taking my dog.
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