Today I'm playing Cuphead Doom with Mickey Mouse, but he has a gun and it's like LA no. It was the last stretch and I was starting to get serious deja vu. Oh, it's like Max Payne, too. The room said staff only. Guess I'll be casting a lot of spells from here on out. The cheese sandwiches look delicious, but I don't eat olives, so I left them on the table. The music sounded like I should be in a major shootout right now, but I was just looking at cheese sandwiches instead. Space to jump, huh? Now we're ripping off a Mario.

Jumping with style. Oh, that's cool. It's like a little 2D gun. Okay. And shoot this. I would have to use the typewriter to save like Resident Evil. If I wanted the treasure, I would have to pick the lock like how you pick the locks in Elden Scrolls. Uh-oh. Thankfully, these enemies didn't know how to go through doors, even though the door was open. For me, really, what's going to decide if this game is good is can you shoot the goblets? Yeah, I'm going back to Doom. Every goblet in Doom is shootable. Test your luck, huh? Like Mortal Kombat now. Test your luck. Where are you? I'm playing a slot machine. Just leave me be. I have to win the money.

Oh, only four cheese. The cupcakes looked incredible, but you can't pick up all the items like in Crimson Dessert, which ripped that off of Oblivion. Routine familiar. All right, we can break that bottle. Okay. If I wanted to beat this game, I would have to actually start playing the game instead of trying to pick up cupcakes the whole time, which made me really angry. I found a comic. That's a cool collectible. It's like Spider-Man for PS1. Chairs are invincible. Mice are not invincible. Goes by the name Magnificent Bandal, as in Steve Bandal.

Bandal, huh? Sounds like Randall from Monsters Incorporated. Was he behind all this? The only thing I knew for certain is that Spiked is mice because that's what it says on the wall. Old pages are stained with cheese to an unsettling degree. Steve had an assistant. Frog in the hat. Can't go wrong with that. Pick up that wrench like Bioshock. Bad guys were in town and I was on the menu. I hadn't seen aiming this accurate since the new Mafia game. Remember that one? I got to get out of here. This mafia's these mafia guys are shooting at me. Thank god they're not very good at aiming. Now that they had closed in, their shots were connecting 10% of the time. If this kept up for another several hours, I would be down to 25 health still.

Barrows. How do they work? Somehow, this game is ripping off of every game ever made except for Cheesy, which features a mouse with a gun. It was a guy sitting underneath an anvil. I would have to shoot it for the funniness of it. He really did had bad hearing. I couldn't there. These guys were mad, but they had no idea how to go up ladders or go through open doors or shoot accurately, tie their shoes, read the news. I bet these guys don't even know how barrels work.

Well, if this game doesn't sell enough copies, he can always be in the last of Dust. I was immediately reminded of the subway level from Max Pain one. Hey, never heard of patience? Ever heard of move? Ever played cheesy? It's not that good. That was a cool death animation. The welcome mat said scram. Sadly, I would have to go over to here where it said welcome. This guy was chopped in half. I just can't pull myself together. I really cannot recommend cheesy as a game. Even the balloons in this game are invincible.

I found a little toy mouse guy like how in Doom he finds a little toy Doom guy. I can add all my clues to my crime wall like in Alen Wake 2 which also had Max Payne in it. I'm starting to solve the mystery. Oh, this is cool. They have like little comic strips in here to Frankie had left his calling card. A Captain Baseball Bat Boy strip. I love to watch cartoons. The chalkboard in the kitchen had a recipe for roasted tomato and pepper soup. To make this soup, you would need four peppers, six tomatoes, two onions, three garlic cloves. Somehow, even though the wall said totally normal

wall, I thought there might be a small chance that if I shoot the explosive barrel right in front of it that it might blow up the wall because I'm a detective. Gaboo. I was reminded of Tony Soprano Road to Riches for PlayStation 2. Specifically, the mission where Tony Soprroni has to hit Paulie Walnuts on the head with a box of pistachios to keep him in line and then he punches his head off with a sneaky rat bastard combo. All you got to do is press X and then square. Oh. Oh, you can drink and kick at the same time. That's a good feature. This is the first boss fight. I think the game glitched and spawned us both in like an

out- of-bounds area. I still window. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. The fire was hot. I knew that because of being a detective. When he's had a few cold fonds, he gets into some real fringe esoteric crap. Even mentioned having a lab under his mansion. Secret lab under the mansion. Huh. Sounds like Resident Evil 1 and two and nine. Oh, this guy's got a shield. No, you can't beat that. Oh, every Doom clone has to have an octopus. Now, wait a minute. Are the fish cartoons? Okay, the fish are cartoons. They didn't cheap out like Call of Duty. Come on now. Why just set them up if you can't even knock them over? That's stupid. I can tell what every character's favorite movie is just by

looking at them. Weekend at Bernie's. Indeed. Ah, Ba Duke. 102 domations. Come on. No splash. Come on now. It burns. He was all the way dead. Make no bones about it. What? Wait. Go under this beam. Go under Oh, dang. And he's already dead. Oh. Hey. What are you doing? Oh. Hey, knock it off. Hey, stop it off. Hey, knock it off. Hey, stop that. Hey, stop shooting. Hey, why you got to do that? He's reloading. I've had breakfast. I had dinner once. So, this is who drew the graphics for this game. As an artist, you got to pay respect to the craft, but as a businessman, maybe it would be like more efficient if he was drawn on the paper

instead of air. The problem with this game, I think, is that they kind of play their entire hand in that first level. They're really struggling to like spice up the gameplay as it progresses. It's like every level is the same thing as playing the first level. But you got to admit, they're pretty cool for this mini map. Isn't this cool? This is exactly ripped out of Cuphead, isn't it?