No. Princess. NO. We're trapped in Super Mario Galaxy, and the only way for us to escape is to rescue Princess Breach. LUIGI. LUIGI, what are you doing in Yoshi's egg? Yoshi swallowed me, Mario. You got some explaining to do, Luigi, after we rescue Princess Peach. Okay. By who? Bowser Junior. Oh, the worst. He's a mini evil. We are in the Mushroom Kingdom and the only way to get to the next kingdom, Fossil Falls, is through Toad.

No, Toad is actually right here. Well, we got Toadette right here. She's kind of hot. Oh, wait. Oh, yeah. Lucky block. Come on, Mario. Get out. Oh. Oh my god, bro. WE GOT A HAMMER. OH, WAIT. If you get a hammer, what do I get? A vacuum so I can suck ghosts. Okay, come on. That's Luigi's Mansion, not Mario Galaxy. I TOLD YOU THERE WAS GHOST, DUDE. HEY, DON'T BE PUT THAT. OH MY OH, I NEED A VACUUM. READY? I smash. Oh my gosh. What's in there?

Oh, Mario. We're going to need Oh no, I'm gutting it. I'm going to shave that mustache off of you. WHY DON'T WE CHECK the pipe? Oh my go forgot I brought these in I left these in the pipe. Has that gloomba been here the whole time? RED SHELL. NO, YOU GOT A GOOMBA. STOP IT. OH. Oh w sh Oh my. Okay. At the same time. At the same Okay. Ready. 3 2 1 OH MY. OH NO. I THINK WE'LL stick to uh the oldfashioned. I want to see some big brain damage in here. I already have it. Preston.

Oh, nice. Oh my gosh. Wait, can we get to the other side? Let's try. Send it. DID IT WORK? OH NO. Fossil falls. There we go. Okay. Fossil f. Oh, wait. Roselina, have you seen Princess Bach? Where is she? All right. Let me show you how to talk to a lady. Show me. Where's Princess Bleach? What? Let's see. Okay. What is she saying? I think she took Peach. Oh my god. Wait, she's still moving. Guys, we have to get through the layer.

Got to go to the next galaxy. Wait, I'm impressed. I'm serious. Something's got TO BE IN THAT BACKPACK. THERE'S NOTHING IN THE BACKPACK. VIDEO GAMES give you important things in that backpack. If there's something important in the backpack, then people will like the video. Okay, feel free to check. Oh my jeez. What the What was that thing ABOUT NOT BEING USEFUL? LOOK WHAT I DO IN MY SPARE TIME with my backpack items is none of your business. Watch. This is going to do nothing.

Okay, it was kind of useful. There's a bone sticking in the ground. Press it. I'm going to check the ground. First it was there's something useful in the backpack. Now there's stuff in the ground. Is this video literally me just being wrong? OH MY. We got some movement on the layer. Oh. My gosh. Now he's a weapon. Now he needs uh just a little bit of a fracture. I found somebody. Wait, you found somebody? Cuz I found some bone. They're kind of ugly though. Let me Are you okay, sir?

Oh my. Dude, this is a fine. I'm going to go down to the history books for this. Oh. Oh, we got Oh, tell me there's something in Did you hear that crack? Uh, okay. Look, I'm no chiropractor, but I think I broke this man's leg. Oh god. Oh, I definitely broke his leg. Oh, I so broke his leg. I'm sorry. Okay, just rip him out. Oh my gosh. I need help. Oh, it's a big boy. He's a big boy. Wait, is it Wal Luigi? Wait, it could be a gloomba. HE HAS BEEN STALKED. OH MY. His head's got Wait, we needed this. What is that? Bullet bill.

Preston, if we don't fix this leak, this whole room's going to get filled up. Yeah, but once we leave this galaxy and get to the next one, it's Say it with me. Not our problem. Toad gave me some insight. Something's inside this phone. I need you to get it out. Okay. I'm just a size character. Okay. Well, I am two right now with my golf club. Luma's a star. It should work the same way, right? I thought you ALREADY STAR.

OH, HE GOT STAR POWER. Oh my. It's working. It's Oh, bro. YOU PUT TOO MUCH STAR IN ME. WHY ARE YOU UNBUNDING YOUR SHIRT? I THINK YOU SHOULD GO AND CLUBBING. I'M THE STAR. OKAY. There's got to be something else in the mud. Or I could fix the water. All right, Chase. Did you FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP? OH, YEAH. GET WAIT, MARIO. WAIT, KEEP IT OFF. YEAH, KEEP THE WATER OFF. Nice job, Chase. Nice job. Okay, I got the bone out. Wait, Chase, we have a message in a bone.

Isn't it usually a bottle? Okay, what does it say? Okay, this might be really disgusting and ugly. Okay. Oh, okay. Oh. Oh, wait. No, that's just tweet. She's through here to the next galaxy. WHAT'S THE NEXT GALAXY? CASINO. THERE WE GO. See? There we go. Toad. All right. We got it. Now you're earning your shrooms. Wait, because we found a picture of Princess Bridge. I just got a giant chunk. I'll take it. Wait. Take it and chuck Okay. CHUCK, CHUNK. WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT? I meant chuck it through Fossil Falls so we can get to Delfino Casino cuz daddy got to make some money to pay for that wall.

Oh my god. It's actually working. Mario, kick it. You're stop. Wait, I think I see it. Let's go. CASINO. OKAY. GO, GO, GO, GO. PRINCESS BRIDGE, WE'RE GOING TO FIND YOU. We're in the casino. Wait. Step up. Step Wait, what is it? Are you sure? It's a spin wheel. Crank it. No, I have no coins. Crank it, dude. Oh, no. You don't need coins in here. Your life is the currency.

Oh my gosh. IT'S HEAVY. OH JEEZ. IT'S SPINNING. ALL RIGHT. WHERE ARE WE GOING TO LAND ON? Keep it going. Oh my gosh. We want the weapons right there. It's slowing down. We need the weapons. OH, WEAPONS. NO. WE GO. ALL RIGHT, turn around, OREO. Here we go. OH MY GOSH, IT'S TERRIFYING. I've never seen him like this before.

WARRIORS WEAPONS. Oh gosh. OH Just again. No eggs. Oh no. BERTO. THESE ARE your children. BERTO. OH, TAKE YOUR CHILDREN BACK. OH, YES. DOES SHE OWN this fine casino? No, I think she is. She's the manager. She's assistant to the manager. ASSISTANT TO THE REGIONAL MANAGER. EXACTLY. AND UNFORTUNATELY, the regional manager IS MARIO.

GUY HAS LOST HIS MIND. CAN YOU SPIN US AGAIN? NO. WELL, WHAT ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? WHY DON'T YOU JUST ROLL THE DICE? YOU WANT ME TO JUST ROLL THE DICE? JUST ROLL THE DICE. Like there's dice somewhere conveniently in the corner. See right now is doing something cool. Oh my gosh. Not a card trick. Yes. Card trick. Okay. I'm picking it. Show it to the viewers. Okay. Here we go. Fireation. Here's what we have. The other side. Yes. Okay. Two of spades.

You don't say it OUT LOUD. IF I GET IT RIGHT, I GET TO SPIN. IT IS THE TWO OF SPADES. OKAY. WELL, here we go. I need a mushroom. I DIDN'T OPEN. YES. WEAPON. Wa. Wait. That's all you can do? Come on, dude. Look at this. Oh yeah. You did it like really push. Okay. I'm pushing. No. Bend it and then let it snap. Bend. Yeah. Watch it. No. Not bend. No. It's not legally blonde. Bend and snap. MARIO. OH, YOU CAN BREAK TV SCREENS. YES, I CAN. YES, I YOU HAVE NO SAY HERE. OH, so now you can bend it. There we go. That's all. Bro, we're better off just rolling

the dice. Literally. Oo, could you do me a favor? Can you go stand over there? Wario, are you trying to leave, Wario? Bro, that boy. Oh my. Even if he wanted to, he couldn't leave. Oh. Oh my. again. Wait, I have an idea. Yeah, I'm going to take No, no, no, no. Wario, warrior. Listen, listen, listen, listen. Broke the machine. Oh, listen. You Whoa, whoa, whoa. Warrior, listen, listen. Chase, pull it. Take it. I'm going to distract him.

I'm going to distract him. NO. GET BACK OVER HERE, WARIO. OH MY. HOW LONG IS THIS? STAND right here, Chase. AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT'S LENGTH. JUST PULL IT. WE'RE SPINNING. HE'S COMING BACK AROUND. IT LANDED ON WARIO AGAIN. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Oh no. That mean he leaves? No. No, no, no, no. Please, please, please. I need you, Mario. What do you mean? Did we just make him quit? Well, it landed back on Wario. So, I think we despawned him, bro. Spawned in and spawned out.

Look, secret weapons. Okay. Wait. Oh, that's a lucky hammer. The lucky hammer. Let's go. The lammer. Look away in three, two, one. Oh, Mario catch. Oh, but anvil. Anvil you Sorry, LUIGI. MY BAD, LUIGI. MY BAD. I STILL GOT LIKE TWO hearts left. We're good. Get it. Yeah, I'm getting it. LEAVE IT ALONE. OH MY GOSH. IT'S just layer by layer. I thought TVs were just magic. Oh, there's the next layer. Okay, KEEP IT SMASHING, MARIO.

Oh no. Oh my god. Yeah, I speak metal. So, we're really just watching paper. Yeah. Mario needs a speech. Hoping this thing still work. Oh jeez. Oh, we're still going. We're still Okay. Got an idea. I got an idea. Maybe we try to like we time it. Run with it. Yeah. Oh, wait. Triangle. We've got that, haven't we? No. That says play button. That looks like a Yeah, I think it just It says remind behind you.

WHAT'S OH MY GOSH. What is THAT? YOU GOT TO TURN HIM. You got to press I'M PRESSING HIM. PLEASE GET HIM OFF. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE SO HE STOPS. PLEASE. YEAH. WAIT a second. That's a Chris Pratt move. I see a big fish. Something's fishy about this next galaxy, boys. Yoshi's Island.

Hey, wait. Yoshi. Yoshi's the ONE WHO PUT ME IN THAT EGG. OH, YOSHI, WHERE ARE YOU? YOU LET HIM SWALLOW. COME ON, YOSHI. PRESTON. PRESTON, where are we? We are in Yoshi's island. You can tell cuz we're in a boat. Okay. Yeah, we're in a boat. But why are we frogs? I don't know. Yoshi's the one who swallowed me at the beginning of this video. WHERE IS HE? THERE. There he is. Okay. Wait. NO. NOT YOSHI. NOT YO, DUDE. NO.

Do you know what he DID TO MY SKIN? OKAY. WELL, DUDE, he asked. Are you anymore? What? The sad thing is he's my go-to in Mario Kart. Bro, not anymore. Bro's got a nose that could fill the gap in my heart. Wait, is this a good fish or bad fish? No. That's Oh, that's a cheap chap. I kind of want to kiss him. No, do not. I know his lips are tempting. Stay very far away. You will be sucked. NO. CHASE. NO.

WHAT? WHY NOT? I CAN'T DO THAT. REMEMBER EXACTLY? That's what happened with Yoshi. Wait, get the Yoshi. Get the Amber. Get the hammer. Okay, I'll get the important. You took his tongue off. What are you going to do without a tongue? Wait. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. One hit. I'm a one hit wonder. We got to DO LET'S DROWN. DROWN HIM. IT'S A FISH. YOU CAN'T DROWN. FISH NEED OXYGEN. OKAY. FIREBALL.

This is how you do it. You got to sit on them. How do you drown a fish? You just I don't think about it. We need answers. Fish can't suffocate IF THEY CAN'T GET ENOUGH OXYGEN FROM THE WATER. EXACTLY. BUT TECHNICALLY DON'T DROWN. WHAT WAS THAT last part? They could suffocate. Yeah. Okay. The paddle is spanky, Preston. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's literally It's a Wait, That was so bad.

There we go. Oh, is that fat? Wait, it's made out of warrior, huh? NO. OH, IT literally is. You know, it would just be like really convenient if it was like almost like this like sharp weapon that we could use to cut through the fat. Um, what are you looking at? I'm Look at you. Wait, you're looking at something sharp right now behind me right now in the corner, aren't you? Listen, your head's in the clouds. And what else is in the clouds? Technically, water and gray. All right, I'll just show you this way.

I thought you were saying like metaphorically. No, no. This literally. All right. Watch. Let's see what's inside. Be careful. Okay. Oh, so there's yellow Yoshis in the clouds. Yeah. Wait, that's my go-to skin for Mario Kart. Oh, you were talking about THE SWORD. YEAH, THE YELLOW YOSHI. I'm killing that Yoshi. Oh, don't worry. I'm a doctor. All right. Wait. Actually, we haven't yet, but pretend.

GET IT. OH. OH, THAT'S A FAT WEAR. LITERALLY, it's full of fat. Incision in the back fat. Wait, what's that noise? Oh, dude, get ready. Okay. Okay, get it. I'll push you closer. Cannonball. Oh. Oh, but I thought it was going to be a whole lot of fat. Let me see what it is. Oh, fiddle sticks. What? Who is fiddle? INTO THE WATER. OH, DROWN IT. I WAS GOING TO SAY EAT IT. I KNOW. A Pokémon could drown.

Oh, shoot. Okay, we're uh we've hit something. What? An ice. Uh, no, it's wood. I'm a chiropractor. Okay, so breathe IN AND BREATHE OUT. OKAY, ONE MORE TIME. HOW ARE YOU FEELING, SIR? You're feeling good. Okay, one more time. Breathe in and breathe out AND Good job. Okay, put this aside. Oh, jeez. OH. UH-OH. WAIT, PRESSURE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU SUCK OUR BATTLESHIP. NO, THE MICROPHONE. I'M NOT LETTING THIS HAPPEN.

NO, PRESIDENT, help me. I CAN'T. NO, THIS IS WRONG. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. I CAN'T HELP YOU. NO, PRESTON, PLEASE. It's Prestoned Blaze. The exact same name as our mystery plushies that are available in Target and our Plep Slayer. Go check them out. We are in the Desert Kingdom and we're literally going to go through cactuses. We have real cactuses. Yes, they are real. Okay. Oh, wait, wait, wait. It's Brianna. It's Princess Peach. DON'T GO AWAY. OH, I STABBED YOUR WIFE'S FOOT. I'M SO SORRY.

WAIT, I have an idea. To make sure we know these are real cactuses, I have a carrot. Oh my gosh. So, just so pretend like this is your finger. Okay, this is what it would look like. WE NEED WEAPONS. I GOT YOU. We can use him. Look. Look like Wait, what's his name again? Toaster. Toaster knows how to play. Okay. Wait. Okay. You're going to tell us where Bri is? Wait, Preston. I need him. No. He was just about to tell ME WHERE BRI WAS GOING.

WELL, there goes our informant. on his head. Okay, we got to stop decapitating people. We at least need to bury him. Okay. Oh yeah. Feeling shady. Yes. Oh, this is I'm pretty sure this is like the weapon that Princess Peach uses in Super Smash Bros. Oh my gosh. It's a beach umbrella. Screw that cactus. Yeah. Get it. Wait. Get in one of these big boys. The big boy. Yeah. And now, but you got to twist it.

See, we screw it into the cactus and then we pluck it out. It's as steep as it can go. Okay, now we both pull, right? Okay, two. One. Oh, it's coming loose. Oh, okay. We're losing another piece. Yes. Bro, what did we call this? Okay. Honestly, Fire Nation, you have to name this new weapon. I don't know what to call it. Okay, now watch where you're swinging that thing. Watch where you swing that thing, sir. Happy. Well, it's really just kind of poking. All right. Just like the game that I haven't played. And just like the game, it doesn't ever work. Wait, Chase. This could do some bridge.

Some brick damage. Shall we? All right. There's a brick. Wait. Kiss it. No. I want Toadette to do it. Toadette to give it a nice little kiss. Do you remember this being in Super Mario? Chase. Not the See the Pokey. Wait. Press it. No, I kicked a cactus. This is a punch slayer. Okay, you should respond now. No, I respawn at the beginning. Oh, no. BRB. Chase, I'm coming. Next time you do that, you need to ask me.

Oh, ask you what? Huh? Next time you do that, you need to ask. Oh, don't you talk back to me. Okay, listen. I'm very serious right now. OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT? LUIGI'S DOESN'T GET MOCKED. You know what? Luigi doesn't get mocked. Okay, now he's making me sound like a stutter a bunch. He's making me sound like a stutter. No, wait, wait, wait. What would you make to sound like? What is the next galaxy? It's Bowser's Castle.

It's castle. WE BROKE IT. WHAT? Watch out. You got to again. Fire with fire. Plant versus plant. Three, two, one. 3 2 1. OH, it could FALL ON US, MARIO. Good shot. Yes. Okay. Pull out delicately. Wait. Yes. PULL IT OUT. IT'S A perfect little platform. Oh dear. Okay, Mario knows something about platforms. I do. My game started as a platformer. All right, here we go. Chantel, Mario.

Oh, we're going to get you, lady back. Okay. What if Princess Peach is one of these paintings? Are you seeing? No. What if she's behind one of these paintings? Are you just glow glazing past the fact we are in Bowser's castle? Listen. Hold on. There's one piece of art in here. Before we do anything that is I can't stand. No, don't do it yet. I got I'm sorry. Do it. What? No, wait. Wait, I also found this. I don't know. We could have used you earlier. Don't worry, Bri. We're going to find you.

Wait a second. I think I found her. Bri, I'm coming. I don't think she's in there. That sounded like it hurt. Luigi. Oh, wait. USE THE WEAPON. WHY DID WE JUST WAIT, why did we just hit this one? This is Princess Ouija. Oh, that's your savior. Why did YOU MAKE ME KICK MY WIFE? OH. OH, WAIT. Is that a stud finder? Yes. Hold on. See if it works. It looks like it's dead.

Yeah. I don't think it's a stud. So, it's not me. It's just doesn't have batteries, right? No, it's just fine. They're not really fine. Who's this guy? Junior. All right. Hold him. That's the bad guy. Wait, tell us where Bri is. Tell us right now. TELL US. Got it. I think this is supposed to be my little brother. Good. If he ever sees this photo, please tag him on Instagram. He will cry. Come on, get it. Oh, eyeball. Check this out. Are you related to uh Daisy? Wait, I'm seeing some similarity. Luigi and Daisy.

Wait a second. So, wait. Are you mama? No. What are you doing for that one? For Warriio? No. for Daisy. Daisy and Poppy. I think Wario would have something to say about that. Wario would definitely have something to say about that. Wait, what is the next galaxy? What's the next galaxy? Toad. Toad, you always know. THIS IS THE LAST GALAXY. There's You know something, don't you, TOAD? WAIT, WHAT ABOUT THAT?

WAIT, THE POWER STAR is behind me. It's behind the painting. Just going to How long are you going to hold that information? Tone. Why the Well, Star has been hit. There's nothing there. Toad. I thought you're the one who tells us where things are. You lied to us. I JUST READ THE PHOTO. WAIT A SECOND. OH, maybe it's behind this one. Wait, that's What does that say? What does it say?

Stop. Wait, wait, wait. You have that. Do you see like an anomaly? Uh, wait. I do see an anomaly. I see an anomaly. That's very different. Cuz Luigi's not my best friend. You're my brother. We can be best friends with your brother. Well, yeah. Listen. What? What is he hiding? No. Nothing. I'm not hiding anything. Okay. It looks like your hand is suspiciously covering something. I'm making No, no, no, no, no. Is that a tat? No, it's not that. I would never tap my hand.

You've got a freaking tat. No. The Bible says do not damage your Okay. Well, then what is this? No. It's not what it looks like. If you won't show me on the painting, THEN I'M GOING IN. WHAT? IF HE'S NOT GOING TO SHOW me the tat that's on the photo, then I'm going to find it on his actual arm. No. Um, why do you have a I love Bowser tattoo? Do not tell mom and dad. PLEASE. I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT MOM AND DAD. I'M WORRIED ABOUT US. I DON'T LOVE BOWSER JR. I just love Bowser. Okay. Jack Black is a very handsome man.

You tell me right now you're A DOUBLE AGENT. HE'S BEEN A DOUBLE HE'S MAKING ME DO THE MARIO. HE'S PUTTING HIS HAND. I'M NOT CHOKING HIM. HE'S DOING IT FOR TELL ME WHERE. Tell me what painting it is. You need to tell me right now. Tell me now. This hurts me more than it hurts. I promise. Check. Check the Bowser with the gifts. Which one? Up there. Toad, I need you to interpret. Up there. CHECK THE ONE WHERE BOWSER hates you. Yeah. Ed, stay down, Luigi. He said the Bowser with the gifts. No. WELL, THAT'S SO HIGH UP. NOT WHAT HE SAID. HE SAID THE ONE THAT HATES YOU.

I SAID the one that hates you. Oh, there we go. Wait. No. Wait. Why is that? Now, I don't know if you know this, but Italians are a little short. Yeah. Let me just like That's crazy. Um. All right. And two, ONE. NICE. OKAY. Maybe this. What if I look for another weapon ON THE HIGHER ART? THERE'S THE WEAPON BEHIND JOSH. HE'S NOT. Oh my gosh. I feel like Remy. YOU CAN GRAB IT. I FEEL SOMETHING. Oh my gosh. Uh-oh.

Well, that is big and that is bad. I'M HOLDING ON. ALL RIGHT, WE GOT IT. ALL RIGHT. DUAL WIELDING. GET IT. HEY, give me closer. Closer. All right, I'm going to put this hammer down. Don't worry, number one. I'm going in. That's the lesson WE'RE LEARNING. OH MY. STAY RIGHT THERE, SIR. OKAY. DON'T MOVE. I JUST REALIZED THIS IS LONG ENOUGH TO reach without you boosting me. You redeemed yourself. Do you believe me?

Yeah. Now, well, we'll see about that. Oh, man. I got it. Yep. Oh, look out. Oh, nice, bro. It's a sped. 3 2 Wait. Yes. I'm beating that head. Stab. Smack. SMACK. OH, STAB. Stab a smack. And you sit back. Smack. Oh, I'M SEEING AN OPENING. I'm seeing an orphice. What is pink? Yeah. OKAY. WAIT, THAT'S DARK POWER. STAR POWER. How this works? LUIGI. LUIGI, ARE you with me? STAY WITH ME. WE'RE NOT EVEN ON THE SET ANYMORE. I used the star power to break out of bounds. We can save your life.

Okay, I'll delete it. Okay. No, I'm fine. No, I'll delete it. I'll delete the star. Somebody get the pillow. Let's just end it. Let's Let's measure. Let's put him out of his misery. He's suffering. I had a star. He's suffering. That means I'm in. He's suffering. OKAY. BACK TO SPAWN. BACK TO SPIRANZA. Go back to spawn. He's done. We're not waiting for him to get back here from spawn. Are you going to try that? Yes, I am. I can do this. I don't need my brother. Oh my. See, I got a little hole now. Should I get a little gripper?

I'M COMING. TOAD, PUSH THE YAMS. WHAT? I GOT HER. GENTLY. REMEMBER, GENTLE. We finally made it to Princess Beach. Gently pull me backwards in three, two, one. OKAY. OKAY. WE GOT HER. WE DON'T GOT HER. Put me down. Toad. You with me? Only Luigi knew CPR. The outro music. No. Don't end the video now. No. No. Please. No.