Today me and THE BOYS ARE SPENDING ALL DAY in monster trucks. WELL, since these are brand new monster trucks, I figured we'd start our day by getting a car wash. You know, typically when you wake up in the morning, you take a shower to get ready for the day ahead. You boys ready to get squeaky clean? Yeah. These things got no roofs. That's crazy. Wet. Oh, this is going to be Oh, no. Here we go. I think we got You got more windows than us. You always cheated. My truck just got pushed out of the car by this. We're going to do a freestyle trick competition. We built an entire course and uh James is going to go first. He's
got 60 seconds to prove us, the judges, if he's good enough. The winner with the most points gets exempt from the next competition. All right. Whenever he goes, the timer starts. Who's got the timer? I have it mentally. OH, BURNOUT. DANG. OH, start burn. YEAH. OH, SNAP. OH, HE'S COMING in high. He's going over. Yeah. Up the hill. Come on. Yeah. NICE. OH, he knocked over whatever that THING WAS. LIKE THAT. I THINK HE looks a little scared. He's just spinning. Oh my god. He's just spinning. That is such negative R.
He got stuck. Oh no. I THINK I'M STUCK. I didn't know monster trucks could get stuck like that. NEGATIVE. Such a good start. You ready to see your SCORE OUT OF FIVE? OUT OF 10. THAT'S GOOD. You could have got a six or seven, but you got stuck. 5 + 5 equals 10. So I got a 10 out of 20. The total score is 20. You got 50% grade. You almost pass. You actually you failed. Say what? 3 2 1. Okay. Oh, he got grip. Yeah, he's casting both. Okay. Straight for the car. All right. He's going for the jump. He's YO GUYS, THAT was nice.
Oh, okay. I did that. Yeah, he hit it a little cooler though. YEAH. HE CAME UP WITH that with some speed. Oh. Oh, THAT'S A PENALTY. OH MY GOD. YEAH, it looks like it hurts. Destroying the course. Oh my gosh. Oh, so much pain. OH. THAT WAS NICE. That's your time. I jumped it so hard I ripped the GoPro straight out the mount. What's my score? Is that an eight? Who? I got an eight. 14. Let's go. I didn't want to give him a seven. All right, one person left. Now we got Gabe going. He's got the grave digger mini monster truck. He's got a lot of opportunity in this course. Let's see
what he can do. Oh, here he goes off to a fast start. YEAH. ALL IN. OH, that was weak. OH, YEAH. HERE WE GO. Here How do you like the neutron style? That was nice. How much is a wet? A wet is worth this much. 10. I got 18. 20's max. If Gabe got an 18, that means he got the highest score. And that means me and James have to fight it out with a little game of tugofwar. You guys ready? I'M READY. FOR AN EPIC GAME OF TUGOF-WAR. THREE, TWO, ONE, GO. OH, BRO, this is going to be easy. This is going to be I'M NOT EVEN ON THE GAS.
I'M NOT EVEN ON THE GAS. HERE, I'LL TURN off my truck. I turned off my monster truck. This is just not fun. Oh, THIS IS CHEATING. OH, YOU WANT IT TO BE FUN? I CAN MAKE IT FUN. This is bogus. all the way BACK TO THE BACK when you're a broke boy and you can't afford better tires. It would have been worse if it was me versus James, but you know, I just I was too good. I had too much style on my run. It was really too cool. AND I'LL DRAG HIM THROUGH ONE MORE TIME. DANG, you dragged HIM THROUGH THE PIT. YOU DRAGGED YOU THROUGH THE PIT. GAME, I CAN'T HELP YOU. ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
NOW IT'S TIME TO COOK SOME BREAKFAST. HOW MANY EGGS YOU WANT? WHAT? HOW MANY EGGS DO YOU WANT? OKAY, MAMA MIA COOKING BREAKFAST. TWO EGGS ON THE HOT PLATE. I'M All right, boys. WE'RE GOING THROUGH THE INTERSECTION right now. Make sure you cook that GOODY BREAKFAST. I'M LOSING A LOT OF EGGS, BUT I'M YEAH, I GOT FOUR EGGS. MY MUFFLER CAME OFF. WE STRAIGHT PIPE NOW, BABY. ARE YOU? YEAH.
How many eggs do YOU WANT? I'LL TAKE OUT ONE EGG. IT'S so loud. Another day in my monster truck cooking breakfast. OH MY GOD. HEY, you Jody, we're going for a ride. Johnny, where did you go? I'm leaving. Let's go. That thing is so slow, bro. I need you to upgrade that thing. I'm about to die. Now, what happened? What's smoking back there? Oh my gosh, it's quiet. Welcome, McDonald's. Can I help you? Yeah. Do you have some salsa?
Why do you say it like that? Um, no. Do you have pcante sauce? Yep. Okay. Can I get a lot of pcante sauce? I'm cooking eggs. Sure. Thank you. Yo, how' the eggs turn out? Uh, they're scrambled. You can just float through the first window. Come on. Crank that deal up. Oh, you don't have a push to start a little bro. So, you said the muffler fell off? That thing sounds like a real monster truck now, but I can't even hear what he's saying. Smells like food out here, dude. I found your muffler, dude. I'm not about to put it on, dude. Screw that thing back on, please.
I got you. Hey, scoot up to the first window, dude. They're waiting. Come on. The first window's ready for us. Come on, man. Hurry up. I want my pcante. sauce. How you doing? I'm doing good. How are you? You got that pcante sauce for me? We're getting the pcante sauce. Fantastic. Cooking my buddy some eggs. You guys are such lifesavers, man. They hooked us up, boys. They got a whole bag. They hooked us up. Oh, yeah. I got to pick that up now.
Hang on. I got to pick up my pcante sauce. I think we have enough. Muffler is back in. You screwed it back on. Yeah, I got it. You guys have a great day. Let's park right up there and we can eat our eggs. Cooking some eggs. Yeah. A bagel with that. A bagel? I'll take a bagel. We getting bagels now. I didn't know they had eggs. They're going to give us a bagel, boys. Forward. Noble steward.
OH MY GOSH. HEY. Come back here. You know what? I don't even need to DO ANYMORE. HE LOST THE whole trailer. The pin DOESN'T HAVE A COTTER PIN. BEEN HANG ON BY A THREAD THIS WHOLE TIME. trying to kill me with Conte sauce. These tiny monster trucks are pretty small. You can fit two of them in one parking spot. You see the line? We're within the line. We started off the day wonderful. We had a shower. We got breakfast. And Gabe got a ticket for dropping eggs on the ground. Oh, yes. Oh, we got a bagel. Gabe, a bagel. Yeah.
My muffler's back, dude. So, you just screwed that thing back on? Yeah. I'm a mechanic. It's about to fall off again. There was like at least four revelations in there. No, look at the threads, bro. There's like nothing in there. You gonna stick that. So, how's the breakfast looking? Uh, let me check on the eggs. They got coffee in them. Yeah, you got to combine the two breakfastes together. I mean, at least we got a bagel. How about this? Let's roll back over to the gas station, cook that bagel, and it'll be good. We'll pick up the other monster truck, and then we'll hit the
road. Okay. Hey, can we go through the CAR WASH AGAIN? HEY, I'M GOING TO need gas soon. We're a gas station right now. Get to a gas station. Tell me. There's one right here. There's a We're passing a gas station right now. HOW'S THE BAGEL? YOU WANT GRAB IT? YEAH. BAGEL TOSS OFF, BABY. OH, it died. What? Not that. Did it die? I think his go-kart died. You said you need a gas. There's a gas station right there. Why didn't you get Yeah, we ran out of gas.
You're here. We need gas. I know what wrong with it. Got no gas in How are we going to stop this? I don't know. All right, fill that boy up. Maybe I should check my gas and see what I got. So, check the engine out on this thing. It's not exactly a monster truck engine, but it will do the job. You see any gas in there? Oh, yeah. I think you're fine. Yeah, I got like almost a full tank. $4.70. Sorry. Oh. If anything happens, I Oh my gosh, Gabe. I do have a fire extinguisher. If anything happens, my monster truck came with one soft squish. Just keep going a little, you know, give it a little pumps.
There you go. It's full. 67 gallons. Look, look at how many gallons. 67. You can't make this up. Why is it 67? That's crazy. Got a full tank of gas. Time to take these bad boys to a new location. Hey. I got to give him a push cuz this MONSTER TRUCK IS SO SLOW. Time to go back home and hit some jumps. I don't think I've been going this fast all day. Time to do a little off-roading.
Nathan said whoever can get stuck first wins. Okay, I didn't say that. New challenge. We are going to attempt to cross the river. And of course, James is stuck. SO THAT I NEED HELP. ME AND GAB ARE GOING TO PUSH him out. UH-OH. I'm coming. Ah, we're in your lock, brother. We're in a pickle, Jordan. Well, that's not good, dude. Technically, you're a beaver. You built a dam. You said what? I said technically you're a beaver. You built a dam. Technically, if you wouldn't have drove in here, you literally told me to go this way.
Technically, if it wasn't for James, I would have never been stuck. Yeah. And if it wasn't for y'all two idiots, I wouldn't be stuck in the back. Yeah, you're right. There's only one way to go through this creek. How? I didn't want to go over there. It looked deep. Yeah, you're not wrong. He's definitely steep over there. My thing doesn't even have reverse. None of us have reverse. I only got F for fun. Is that what that means? Did you call the tow truck? Dude, I might have to catch me a fish up in here. If your monster truck was faster, you'd probably move out of the way so I can get out.
Well, maybe if more people would like and subscribe, we could buy more faster monster trucks. Hey, wait. Mine has speakers, though. Oh, yeah. Gabe, link up. Give me something good. You want something good? Hey, look. There's a plane. Help. Search and desist. Wait. No. What's SOS mean? HELP. HELP ME. OH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO lose it. I think I hear something. Say it again. Jesus. Goodbye, James. Jesus took my wheel.
Let's see if Gabe can get out. Looks like he's not moving. IT'S YOUR FAULT. N KEEP GOING. YOU actually You moved a little bit. OH. OH, YOUR CHAIN FELL OFF. We're going to DIE HERE. There's supposed to be a chain right there. There's not a chain right there. You told me to floor it and I floored it. Now I don't have a chain. Pull me out. I can feel freedom. Is my chain still back there?
Yeah, I can see it dangling. Grab it ON YOUR WAY OUT, BROKE BOY. Oh yeah. Oh, that wasn't that bad. Now we're going to have a race between James and Gabe. Looks like they're ready for their race. The first person to make it back here wins in three, TWO, ONE, GO. Hang on. We got TO RESET. JUST GO CATCH HIM. OKAY. GO up ahead. WHICH WAY DO WE GO? Am I supposed TO GO BETWEEN THE COWS? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. WHERE DO I GO? WHICH WAY DO I GO? OH MY GOD. RIGHT BEHIND ME. Intense moment. NO.
CONE. I GOT A CONE STUCK AT THE FRONT. SUCH A SNACK. NOW I GOT TO CRANK it up again, LOSER. Ryan's got a higher top speed THAN SIR. OH, I see someone coming. Someone's in first place. Oh man, he's driving like he won the race. Game coming behind him quick though. Here he comes. I'M HITTING THE BRAKES. YEAH, THERE'S NOT MUCH BRAKES. NOW WE'RE GOING TO SEE if three mini monster trucks can tow a double decker bus. All right, we're going to see if these things got enough power. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. THREE, TWO, ONE.
OH MY GOSH, WE'RE RIPPING IT. WHERE YOU GOING? A YEAH. So it just takes two monster trucks to tow a bus and another monster truck. I'm smoking. OH, WE'RE GOING BACKWARDS. I'M ON A BREAK. WE'RE GOING BACKWARDS. WELL, that kind of works. I would say now it's time to feed some donkeys and catch some fish. Let's go. So James is going fishing and me and Gabe are going to feed the donkeys. Give me a donkey. I got a carrot for you. I think he's uh a little suspicious about the monster truck. I would be too. Oh snap. He coming over here.
He knows. He knows who's daddy. Get you a good bite of that. Get you good. Come on. I'm clean. I'm like Shrek. Why do they not like me? Maybe you got to stick it through the window. Oh yeah. It's like an actual safari, you know. Here you go, donkey. Yeah. There you go. Oh, now you see. Oh. Oh, well, you got the whole thing. Oh my god. Bite that thing. Don't swallow it. You're going to choke on it like you did last week.
Have it. Oh, I'm out here fishing on my monster truck. Oh, it's game over, baby. It's game over. This is truly life. Donkey want carrot. Oh, coming in. We're coming in. Yep. Oh, it's a good donkey. Oh, we coming in for another bite, huh? This is the dream life right here. This is I am living the dream. I take a bite. You take a bite. Well, we do have more animals to feed. Should we go to the next ones? Come fishy. We need to catch a fish for the boys or we can't eat tonight. It's not looking very good.
No nibbles or anything out here. We struggling in these streets or these waters. What are the guys doing? Good evening. Would anyone like a carrot? Come on, Tater tot. You know you want a carrot. You just call him tater tot. No. The one on the left. That's tater tot. Oh. Oh, Axel's coming. He's a carrot. Yeah. This is our big back cow. He really does eat everything. Come here. Big guy, you know you want it. Oh my god. Oh, he's licking it. He's trying it out.
Oh, he likes it. Oh yeah. You can have it. Yep. There you go. All you donkeys, you guys already had carrots. Tater tot, I see you licking your lips over there. Look at this big bag. T want a carrot. I wonder how uh James is going with his fishing. Fishing on my monster truck boat. Got no nibbles tonight, but it's a full moon. Oh, maybe that's why we ain't catching no fish at the full moon tonight. Who is that?
What's up, brother? I got lights on my monster truck. Oh my gosh. Why is that so bright? That's how you went fishing? Yeah, you turned your monster truck into a boat. Yeah, I thought like riding the monster truck around the river, but that's too lame. I'd rather drift. Did he catch any fish? No. Dang. All the fish are asleep. You want to join me on that? Yeah. Nah, we sink, bro. I saw the Titanic. Ain't room for two.
Yo, there was definitely room on that boy. All right, boys. Look, before we go to sleep here, we got one more thing to do. Just one? Before I go to sleep, I got to run through a straight wall. You got it, bro. It's thick, but I believe in you. Just floor it. How many layers is it? 13 layers. Good luck. Oh, and they're inch thick. 13 times an inch. It's more than a foot. Here goes nothing. After this, it's bedtime. Night. I'm going to have sweet dreams. Here you go.
Oh my. YOU'RE GOOD, BRO. BRO, you got Ocio ferocious after that one. Look at all that damage. Oh, why does it smell like something burning? You all right over there? That seem bumpy. Yeah, I'm good. This all I needed. Now I can go to bed. Do you need a doctor? No, I need a hammock. I'm sleep like a baby tonight.
We don't have enough vehicles for three hammocks, so me and Gabe got to stay together. We got the big hammock. Yeah. I hope you guys are so comfy. I GOT THE NO. Did it break? Yeah. No. How about we go to sleep now? Good night, guys. Y'all have a good one. Yeah, good night.
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