this ladder real quick. Is that something in your pants or you just happen to see ME just in your pants? Welcome to LAX. Um, someone should have checked his bag. Spam jump to struggle. Are you pepper spraying me? It did. I don't What did it do to you? It made my whole screen foggy. Oh my god. Jesus Christ, dude. I'm not I'm in game, you [__] I didn't know that cuz I've just now spoke.
Oh, this is actually kind of where in the little toggle view could be first person or what's Oh, there's emotes. is that a nuke? What do you think? A flashbang. I think I'm stuck outside the map. All right, so we should start the game then. Oh, smoke and contraband pass security using bags. Okay. Hi guys. Oh, who are these [__] Is someone in the security? Hold on. We got to kill these guys. Let's go. Let's go find weapons and murder these guys. Where's all the weapons? Looking for contra [__] game.
I don't know how to deafen. Fire in the hole, [__] How do you def in game? I do not see a deafening button. Escape. Bottom left. Headphones. Click it. Oh my god. Uh, welcome to Alex. Um, someone should have checked his bag. Hey, what's up, guys? Today's sponsor is Dev Sisters. Pasta and I got to play Cookie Run Oven Smash, a new addition to the Cookie Run universe as their first casual action PvP battle mobile game. So, pretty much players get to play as Cookies whose objective is to get the legendary Oven
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His ass just [__] flew behind me. What do you do in this game? You just murder innocent people, right? Yeah. We got to get past security. We got to fill up the bags with contrabands and then smuggle it through the border. The mar left again. Ain't going much bigger than nothing. Contraband is drugs, right? Wait, I can boof the Hey, sticking up your ass. Everybody down. [__] dude. She didn't make it. Back to What's happening? Oh [__] Hold on. Why? This is amazing. Why is there so many?
Someone threw us in wherever's going to end up being the team. Can I board the plane? Who's Who's this? Who is the ladder? What about it? Come here. Look at this. [__] this [__] You go. You take this. There you go. Real [__] super speed, dude. Where the [__] is that? Scotty, turn around. I unbooked my dynamite and [__] came out. Whoa. This ladder real quick. Is that something in your pants or you just HAPPEN TO SEE ME?
WHAT THE [__] JUST HAPPENED? Someone in your pants flying. All right. Conveyor belt sand. OH MY GOD. WHO IS THIS? I FLEW INTO the wall and got turned into spaghetti. Hello everyone. I hope you're all doing well. Welcome to the airport. Who said that? I have an intercom system where I can talk to every airport. Come here. HEY, IT'S THE BLAH [__] IT'S THE BLOB GET OUT OF HERE. GET OUT OF HERE, [__] THERE is a police officer that is very racist and he will be killing all of you. If you have TNT, please make sure you put inside the bag and take the laptop OUT.
IT'S A WHITE WOMAN. I'M IN JAIL. How are you in jail? I TACKLED A WHITE PERSON. Basic disciplinary action. Is he hurting people? This game is [__] great, dude. All right, so Marson's in jail. We can just put [__] WHO THE [__] I'M TRYING TO PLAY THE GAME NORMAL. OH, I GOT A BUNCH. HE GOT A BOMB. HE GOT
And the whole map explodes. THERE HE IS. GET HIM. GET READY. Is that a DUFFEL BACKPACK WITH DYNAMITE? [__] GOT HIS ASS. I GOT HIS ASS. Oh no. Run. Someone's going to blow me up in smoke. I'll put down a smoke grenade. Oh, then I sniped a bystander. As you do. Shouldn't have been standing there. Flashbang through the door. Snipe me. I just I don't see [__] all. I'm leaving. Look up. Look up by the ceiling. Why do you leave?
I'm trying to figure out what the [__] to do. And you just keep shooting me. That's what I'm supposed to do. THAT'S NOT THE GAME. OH. HEY, SNIPER. Look up here. Try to shoot me, [__] Try to shoot me, sniper Ow. How do you get on the plane? Try to shoot me, sniper [__] Now timer to board. Oh, I see. We actually We have to use in-game voices. Why? Because the NPCs react to the things that the TSA agent says.
Oh, interesting. So if I say slow down, halt, or proceed, they will stop moving. Oh, so we have to use in game. Got it. Oh, and that's how you figure out. That's how I figure out who's who. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Don't attack me. Focus that. Yeah. Give me your bag, [__] How do we get a bag? You ain't going nowhere. All right, let's hide some contra bad boys. I wonder can they hear us, too? They can't. They can. So, if I'm talking near them, Yeah. they'll know you.
[__] I got to be quiet then when I'm near them. Yeah. Be very quiet. You be very quiet. I hear you across the back. You have to be very quiet. You be very quiet. Oh no. Very quiet. Be very quiet. You are not quiet. Very quiet. I don't think they can hear us. Wait. We just go. Oh, we got to Boom. There we go. Put my suitcase on the thing. It's getting scanned. They're totally not going to notice anything. Halt there, little girl. Halt. Hey, you
Yes, I made it on the plane with dynamite. Are they able to hear me? I don't think so. You can hear me? I'm here. Oh, no. Go, go, go. No. [__] DAMN IT. THAT'S NOT EVEN MY BAG. YEAH. I'm one feeble woman afraid to jail. SP jump to escape. Get out, [__] Get Okay, everybody, halt, guys. Let me Hey, halt. Let me scan your bag. on that plane. I'M GONE, [__] I'M GONE. I AM GONE. He can't stop us all. He can't stop us God damn, dude. You're not doing.
Show me your bike. What? Your bike. What are you doing? Hey, what are you doing? Get the [__] away from me, [__] Blue hair. I TAKE A CHILD. [__] COME HERE. HALT. OH, I MISSED. HE'S GOT BLUE HAIR. GET HIM. I got one. HELP. HE'S RACIST. HE'S A RACIST COP. He's racist cop. Racist sexist cop. Get him. They're beating up a black woman. No, I'm It's full with a golden poo. Schwarz. Yeah.
You want me to fire in the hole and then you have a clear way to go? Evan. All right, run. Actually, go help Marcela. Yeah. [__] yeah, dude. You got the hookup. You [__] are we doing? I don't know which way to go. I think it's this way, maybe. All right. What the [__] is the plan? What the [__] the plan? Oh [__] Oh
Wait. It didn't go off. You didn't ignite it. I did. It sounds ignited. There we go. Oh. What are we even doing? We don't have any Nope. I want to see your manager. Give me a supervisor. I WANT TO SEE YOUR GODDAMN SUPERVISOR. YOU SON OF A [__] LET GO ON ME. You [__] I see a white man beating up a black woman. I got it. No. I got the poo. You got the poo, dude. Where the [__] are y'all? In your brain. That's what it feels like. Yeah, we're in your brain.
The TSA agents win. Ah, I don't know how they did that. Damn, dude. Oh, we won. Makes no sense. This is the best worst game I've ever played. Oh yeah. Look at this [__] Oh yeah. Look at this. Hey, look at this. Hey dude, look at this. Guys, we played earlier for 30 minutes. Didn't get enough footage, but now we're back. And check this out. It's totally worth Iron my hole. Can I ignite this and then boof it? Oh my god, I can. Oh my god. Do I still explode? It's in my ass. Do I You are definitely going to explode.
Oh no, it stopped. Maybe not. All right, let me take it out. Stopped. Oh, you [__] yourself. Yeah, that happens. I grabbed your poo. Let's see if I can time it just right. Dude, one of the fries goes to Little St. James Island. Another one goes to Epstein Island. W the same island. One goes to Pyongyang. One goes to hell. Literally just says All right, we're the TSA. You guys are smugglers. We're going to catch you dirty smugglers. Should I say smugglers?
You wish. We're going to catch these smugglers. We're launching a drone. See who's What's going on here? Huh? WHAT'S GOING ON? LOOK OUT. WHAT THE [__] Oh my god. That ought to settle it. [__] body landed right here. You hold R. There's already something in there. Okay, follow me. Oh, wait. Oh, this is my turn. [__] This is my turn here, by the way. They're going top tunnel. They're going top. Nuh-uh. Yep. Top Jew.
What's over here? What the [__] is this? I said halt. Should I follow you? Uh, we will see. Actually, I think I know where you are. Where does this go? What was that sound? I fell. What is this? I don't know where we are. For you. Oh [__] I can tell you. Uh-oh. All right. Come, doggy. Follow me, He's not following. He's [__] stupid. What are you guys doing? Nothing. What's happening? Nothing going to hurt the dog. Don't Oh, it unbooed my suit.
Okay. Oh my god. Now I know how to control this dog. Okay, let's see if this works now. You have to fill the bar by yelling. Yeah. One more bar. There's a bar that shows up when you start yelling. You got to fill up the alo a bar. It's good on this game. Alo a bar. One more. Go. There's not three of you spawn camping the entrance. All right. What do we got? There's four of us. V1. Good luck.
All right. Watch this [__] 4v1 v me. 4v me. I'll make it pretty obvious. I'll make it pretty obvious for you. It doesn't matter. I'm [__] All I have to do is yell. Put it here. Who's this? Who the [__] is wearing that vest? It's me. It's just me. If I You have a vest on. If I yell, then I'm going to explode. WHO THE [__] BODIES WAITING FOR THIS? You guys went to the end of the map. Are you barking? Attack. Oh my god, that guy's getting [__] up. Stop. It's not him.
Stop, dog. You can LET GO. ATTACK OVER THERE. ATTACK. YOU'RE not stupid [__] Why are you even here? Attack, dude. I can't see a thing. It's like I'm kind of What are you doing? You dodge. You [__] [__] You bumped him and sprayed him a maze, dude. What do you expect? All right, it's one of these. Wow. Good job. I didn't even tell him to do that. I don't deserve this. Good boy. All right, I got to block people. Hey, someone grabb me if you need to get me in here. Oh, nice.
What the [__] Yeah. Come back. I got you. Let him do his thing. I got this. Are you in there? Wait, Tyler. Wait a second. Stay still. Stay Diamond up his ass. Uh, there you go. Perfect. All right. Hold on. There we go. It's a rogue suitcase. What you guys doing? You guys doing nothing. Get the [__] out of the way, you [__] A lot of people are boarding right now.
Yeah, a lot of people. A lot of people are boarding. A lot OF PEOPLE. ATTACK. ATTACK, DOG. YES. ATTACK. ATTACK THEM. GET THEM. ATTACK. GET THEM. Start shocking people. Who's in spawn? Who's this in spawn with the red shirt? Hold on. There you go. Stop [__] moving. Hold on. Let me put some stuff in there with you. There you go. Oh, I didn't know about this tech. Oh, so much. I guess [__] How much is in here? What if I get in here with you? Wait. Evan. Evan, get in.
How do I do that? How do I pick it up and hold Z? All right, let's do it. Can you see the baggage area? Wait, can we all control it or just you? What the [__] Just let me do it. I got this. What is there? Why do What the [__] is that? I'm gone. I'm not even close. Slithery, slithery, sneaky about it. He has no idea. This idiot has no idea, dude. We're going in. What the [__] We're significantly slower now. Hold on. Someone should check the [__] Come on, BOYS. WE'RE GOING. Take us in there.
I WAS nowhere near you guys. All right, get involved. Are you controlling? Yeah, I got this. Where you guys at? Sneaky. Uh, we're walking through the metal detector. Yeah, we'll be there shortly. Don't you worry. We're in the We're coming to the line. Get ready. Get ready to attack a bag. I'm ready. About to get [__] A butthole would beep the second a contraband passes it. Sick. And a Dog's doing great. Dogs got Nothing sus here.
Was that the wind? WAIT, where did our BOMBS GO, GUYS? ARE YOU GUYS IN THIS? And what? Yes, they are. What? What are you doing? OH [__] DUDE. COME ON. OH, NO. What are you doing? Knuckle. No. I have nothing on you. You can't jail me. I'm a mere mortal citizen. You can't jail me. I've done no wrongs. You cannot jail me. Hi. This is just a walkie-talkie. It's a walkiet talk. Give it back. Yeah, but it doesn't have a detonating on it. IT'S REALLY GOOD.
OKAY, that's an interesting way to donate it. Oh, I'm out of the map. We have 6 seconds. Got to go quick. Got a couple THINGS IN THERE. OH my god. That was good. I can't believe it. I enjoyed it. Good job, guys. I really thought I did a good job, too. What you waiting for? Another city goddess that armed with you before. You say you came for change in the city. The games you play where you drag your jeans.
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