All right, time to take a break. Let's see. H motion detected in my house. What the Why would somebody be in my house? That's not supposed to be the case. I told them I was getting off and Oh, yeah. Before she comes back. Yeah, bro. We're going to get this done again. Oh, they're so silly. A This is going to be great. Um they don't realize I have security measures. I think they're so clever. Did you guys see that? Uh, what the? There we go. The hottie. Too easy. They have no idea what they're in for. All right, let's introduce them to their new boss or their new warden.
Let's wait to use this. Hi, is that you? Welcome to my world. Time to run. No, no, no. Oh, I can't wait to catch you. Generator. Hello, Ian. What are we doing in my house? We have to turn on these things. That's not much. Let's see who else I can find. Come here, Zane. We can talk. WHY NOT? I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF. OH, I don't think we can talk about this. Why are you in my house? got Look at you.
Flashlight can't save YOU TODAY. Looks like I won. You guys are playing my little game. Now I'm in charge. So, you're going to let us go now, right? NO, FORGET THAT, GUYS. IF WE TEAM UP, WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE. WHAT? LIKE A PRISON GANG? GIVE ME RIDE SOLO. WAIT, WHAT? Maybe separate them for a little bit. There we go. Let's start with Kim. Here we go. Don't know how to get out, though, guys. There we go. Got it. Easy. She's dead, isn't she?
Hello, my lady. Where am I? You and I are going to have a little chat. This way. Oh, boy. All right, let's put you right here. Girl, what is this? You'll see. I'll show you a little movie. Something we can watch together. You know, some girl time. Wait till Zane, I mean, Night Stallion sees me. He's going to be so bad when he sees how strong I am. Bottoms up. Ooh. Let's take a look and see what happened.
I don't feel so good. Oh no. Oh jeez. It's okay. I'll just play Ian. Yeah. Oh, what is this supposed to be? Blackmail. Yeah. You can tell me what you were doing in my house or I'll show this to everyone. I don't care. I am proud of that girl. H proud. She says. Now check this out. Hey guys. Guys, remember when my house exploded? It's because I accidentally made a fart potion. You remember that? I told you she was alive. Pay up, Gethsey. Woo! Go fish. Huh? What? I got to break you. You'll never break me, woman. I will find a way. Trust me.
There we go. All righty. I don't think they're taking me seriously enough. I need to show them how serious I can get. Wait, you guys rescued me. All right, here we go. What are we supposed to do? OH, BATH TIME. WHAT IS IT? LOOK, it's more sinister than a bath. There we go. Hi, everybody. As a certified crazy girl, crazy does not look good on you. A that's a shamed. I'm not crazy though. I'm just determined. If you don't join my gang, this wouldn't be happening. Um, do I get to be in charge?
No, of course not. There we go. Over here. Gotcha. OH, BYE. HI. Maybe you want to talk to me. Oh boy. No, my lips are sealed. Fine. Back inside. Who is that? Here we go. Bye, Zane. Hello, Zane. Want to talk? No, I'll blame more. Sweetheart, you're upside down. Bye. All right, let's try something else. Guys, can you breathe? Where's your player model? Okie dokie. Oh, what could you say?
Uh, no. How elaborate is this prison? Uh, very elaborate. I need information, though. Why were you guys going to my house? My lips are sealed. Are you sure it was me? Maybe you mistaken me for Zade. We're related, you know. Wrong answer. Uh-oh. THERE WE GO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO US? I don't like that. Maybe I don't feel like telling you unless you tell me first. Ian, do you have anything to tattle on?
Well, I think I accidentally discovered how to make mustard gas. I want to know about my house. And that's dangerous. Don't do that. What? I don't think you want me to do it in your house. Oh, Kim, what were you doing in my house? Uh, well, I was uh going to just take Thorgy for a walk. YEAH. See my arms? Seriously? Okay, doesn't look too good for you. Well, I have to get a hold of a book now. All right, Zane. I'll let you out if you tell me.
Honey, a surprise party for you. Please let us out. A party? We were. You think I'm dumb? You guys rarely do that for me. Wait. H. They blow up my house more than they actually make me a party. It's okay, though. I got this. Why is this TV not turning on? There we go. You broke it. There we go. What the heck? What the [__] Perfect. Why don't they just get bigger? No, you dubby. She shrunk us.
You're smart. Let's have some fun. I'll play a game and give the winner something. Oo, like gold. Let's see. A fresh torture awaits us. Oh, it's just a game. Come on. We're going to have fun. Come here, Zane. Oh, ouchie. COME ON. KITTY'S GOING TO HIGHER GROUND. Anyone else? She'll be too busy looking down. She won't look up here. You sure I can get to you? No. Bye-bye. You know what? I don't NEED TO HIDE. I can take her.
Oh, I love the energy here, little one. Alas, come on. You must go. Defeat you. Run the prison. Profit said it was a great solution. And I'm a smart boy. Oh, I don't think so. Oh, not so smart. Great. All right, G. Hi. Looks like G is a winner here. I am. You can take WHATEVER YOU WANT. YAY. SERIOUSLY. Good for you, G. There you go. That takes care of Garin. Are we just going to be stuck small? Pancakes. There we go. That should fix you.
Huh? I'm not that mean. OKAY. OH, YES. SUPPLY ROOM. LOOK AT ALL THIS FOOD. OH, CAKE. CARROT. OH, GOD. AN APPLE. YES. OH, MAN. I wish I had some tea. I'll let you play in there for a bit. All right. Looks like Gar is having fun. ALL RIGHT, GUYS. IS MY PRISON TOILET JUICE IS ALMOST READY. I do not want that. OH, COME ON. YOU'LL LOVE IT. I MADE IT MYSELF. LET'S have a chat with Zayn and see if he'll spill the beans on anything.
WAIT, WHAT THE HERE we go. Hi, Zane. Hi, Zay. How are you? You can at least give a guy some warning. Let's bring you back here really quick. I want to show you something. Fine. I'm ready for your sick torture. It's not really torture. It's just a VHS tape. I know they're ancient, but still. Here we go. There we go. hands. Okay, if I can get this doll to actually come to life, it might make a valuable weapon. It's got to have come with some sort of controller, right? How does that stupid thing even work?
Get off me, you fell beast. How did you get this? Not important. And what is important is that I'll show it to everyone unless you tell me what you were doing in my house. It's supposed to be a surprise. Is it really a surprise party? Honestly, tell me. I've said too much. SEND ME BACK TO PRISON. PLEASE TELL ME the truth or this video goes. No. Please. There has to be another way. What the Who was that? Hello. Uh, wait. Where'd they all go? Uh. You. Where did they go? Let's see.
I mean, I don't know. Get this here. You're coming with me. Come on. Coming with you. What? But how do I get down? There we go. Okay, guys. You got me and you can come out now. There's been a prison break, it looks like. Oh, this is going to be fun. All right, let's go in. I don't think they've gotten too far. H I have my security out here, but quiet. She's under us. Oh, they didn't leave the vents. Let's see. There. I can see them. Come here. WHAT THE WHAT HAPPENED? UM, I got you. You can't see me.
I can't see you. Oh, there's one over here. Yeah. Where'd you go? It's not good. Hi, Kim. A dang it. Gotcha. And there's one more itsybitsy spider over here. In the spout. There we go. Look at you, Mr. Man. Come on, Corinth. COME ON. OKAY, WHERE ARE WE GOING? We're playing a game of cat. To an exit, right? I'm the cat. You got him, Huggy. So fun. There's no escaping me. Oh, we're definitely getting out of here, are we? Thought we could just outlast her. Okay.
Mhm. Let's see. Since you're clearly going to be here for a while, it's time to put you to work. Actually, I have a note from my doctor that says that I can't. Oh, that sucks. No, you don't. What? Yeah, medicine is a sham. I'm sorry to hear that, Ian. I hope you feel better, but I need you to make a toy for me. Toy? What? A toy? What the? No catch. Just build. It's fun. That's a lot of parts. Okay. Well, it's just one toy. How bad could it be?
Yeah. Look, you guys are doing great without me. Yeah. Yeah, we are, actually. Okay. I guess it isn't that bad, right? Let's see. He's not working. Uh, girl, it's kind of big. Should we be fixing? No, you shouldn't be. Ouchie. Quit pulling around. That's why you practice safety. Oceaner rules, you know. Ow, this really hurts. Oh. Maybe we can attach him to the toy. That would be funny. Are you guys finished with a toy? Here you go. It's done.
Yeah. This what you wanted? It actually is. Wonderful job. It's got a creepy cube. Yeah, girl. I don't know if anybody wants to play with something like this. It's kind of freaky looking. I do. It's such a nice doll. Anyone got a bike pump? What you mean by that? Uh, did nothing just move? Oh jeez. Oh no, it's alive. Run. Well, you can. Come on. You can run fast. She has to have a way out of HERE SOMEHOW. OH, YOU won't find a way out of here.
COME HERE. OH, WAIT. THAT'S BLOCKED OFF. OTHER WAY. COME HERE, GUYS. THIS WAY BEFORE SHE YS US. IS ANYONE EVEN TRYING TO KILL HER? LOOK AT YOU. You're getting fast. This is a dead end. Went into the vat. Oh, perfect. Why don't we play a little game of hide and seek? If you can hide for more than a minute, I will let you go. Deal. Okay. Uh, okay. Cool. Kimmy, you don't want to play? Hey, look here, bud. I got a deal for you. I'll help you find the boys in exchange for becoming your second in command. What do you think?
I don't need your help. Oh, really? Because uh Oh, because I know where Zade is. He's right there. He's in the back. No, he's not. Let's see. I see him already. No, he's not. Oh, look at you. How'd he get down there? Come here, Zane. Yeah. Get him. That's poisonous water you shouldn't be in. Curse you. All right, that's one down. Somebody's got to make it out of here. Let's take a look. Oh, boys, where are you? Who should you never find me here?
Hello, Carth. Oh, cursed my shining personality. Now, let me go in. Not anymore. THERE YOU GO, BUDDY. HERE I GOT IT FOR YOU. SEE, I'm doing good. Sacrifice. Looks like no one's getting out. Unless weren't joking. We were making a surprise party for you, Abau. Yeah. With decorations and everything. Go look for yourself. Guys, if it's a prank, I'm not going to fall for that. No, no, no, no. It's the truth. Then why are you being so sneaky about it earlier? Kim, you bring Ian since you want to help me.
All right, do anyone but care. Shut up, Ian. All right, Maggots, light up. Oh man, I can't believe you. Oh, well, you shouldn't have gotten caught then. Thanks for keeping an eye on them, Kim. Yeah, no problem, girl. Can I go up and push the button now? No, but you can be in charge from down there. A man. Let's see if Ian wants to talk. Someday I'll prove myself. Come here. I'M FLYING. There he goes. Hi. Good to see you.
Come here with me. Oh no. All righty. Oo. I don't know if you're going to like this. It's a VHS. It's very ancient technology. We going to watch a movie. Something like that. Let's see where your crime was. Just got to get this string down. No. Ow. Oh, stop. Ow. I hope that mouse's not home. Ow. Come on. Really? That was kind of silly. Wait, you saw that? Yes. And if it's, you know, I'm not sure how bad the trap was. Unless you want to tell me why you were in my house.
Look, I don't know what they were talking about with the party. I wasn't invited. I just followed around your house and figured I'd join it. Seems possible. H. Come with me. So, now can I watch an actual movie? A little later. Hey, everyone. Ian says there wasn't a party. Uh, yeah, there was. Okay, THEN WHY DID I GET INVITED? I THOUGHT DARTH INVITED YOU. HUH? YOU SAID I COULDN'T INVITE ANYONE.
I didn't do it. Well, don't look at me. Well, you got us caught. Guys, seriously. Come on. Is it a party? Really, Kim? I'm going to have to I'm going to review Guardian. No, no, NO. BYE GAME. Are you ready for the next game? I guess so. Where are we? I think we're ON TEAMS. IAN, YOU'RE IN MY GANG NOW. FINE. OH, REALLY? How you be with me? Gangs. Grab these here. Are these dunk tanks? Yeah. I need one person from both teams to sit on their chairs. It'll be fun.
Okay. Oh. Oh, ME. I'LL DO IT. THEY DO IT. WHY ME? Because I said so. Whatever. Everyone has to defend your targets from me. So, good luck. Got it. Oh, okay. And please do right by me. A better so funny. All right, girls. We got to win THIS INDEED, MY FELLOW GANG FRIEND. All right, here we go. Defense. Be on your guy. This is easy. Okay, you guys are blocking it pretty good. Look at you go. Ooh. All right, we win.
Huh? Yeah. What do we get? This seems like you guys won. I'm so proud of you. A little sod pop. Here you go. Darth, what? What are you? I DON'T KNOW. OH, he's cute in a creepy way. That's my brother, Kim. And a uh Anyway, is there something weird about the soda or Oh, I can take it back if you don't want it. Uh no, no, no, no, no. We want this soda. Okay, take them. Yeah, mine. Oh, come on. Change me back, please. I was going to think about it. I'm going to leave you like that for a little bit.
Actually, what? Wait, you can keep G as A PET? REALLY? WHAT THE THINK ABOUT IT? ALL RIGHT, IAN, let's chat. Oh, why me? I don't think they were in my house for a party. I'll forgive you if you just tell me what they were doing. Oh, I don't know. But you saw them. Were they really setting up for a party? I'm questioning myself. I mean, not really. There were presents outside, but you know, they're being pretty weird. What? Come on before she notices. Hey, what the What are you doing? Uh, nothing. I didn't think about that. Come on, move fast.
No, you don't. Let's go. All right. Come here, girl. You don't HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE. There we go. Okay. See, WHAT THE DANG IT. Did they escape? Oh no, SHE'S COMING. RUN. COME ON. I WON'T LET YOU guys get away. Come on. Go. THE DOOR DOWN THERE. OH NO. PERFECT. NOW you're a taller version of her dropped out. I don't have a good feeling about this. It's me. Hi. Heyan, wait a second.
Okay, I'll make a deal. If you can get to this door while I'm not looking, you can leave. I feel like there's a catch here. No catch. Promise. Just beat me. Okay, deal. You got a deal. Uh, come on. We got this. Green light. Really, kid games. This is red light. Huh? Ah! Oh, I WANTED TO HIT THE LAST BLOCKER. I was going to use him as a shield. Bad choice. Green light. Kiby's got this. It's a red light.
Oh, you're getting close. Green light. You're not getting Kibby. She actually made it. Okay. Oh, she got out. H I hope she didn't get too far. Kim, I still want to find out what happened. Kim, what are you doing? Okay, girl. Hey, before you do something crazy here, just come over here. Take a look. See, it's up. Wait, you were you guys were serious? Yeah. What? I told you. I'm so used to you guys. That's not right, actually. Hey, they did the math. So, you're welcome.
Wait, we made it. A girl again. Are these really all for me? Yeah. And you should open one right now. Okay. Like right now. I'll open one. Let's try this one over here. Yep. Uh, open that one. That's a special one right there. What the What theoo? THAT'S MY DOG. I GOT THE DOG. I HEAR something with plants. Let's go. Come on. You're going back in. Come here. This will be a fun game.
Play again. This is all Kim's idea. I swear. Happy birthday to me. Uh, this isn't what it looks like. Back in the bow. You come back in.
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