Building a Cardboard Star Wars Replica: A Creative DIY Project

Did you hear that? No. Not my feeling to scream the boom. Oh, R2, D2, you dingdong. Who was that girl? I knew you were seeing someone. Why do you keep these things from me? Oh, no. They're coming this way. You mean the escape pod? Lift you into it. Oh, you lazy trash can. You're going to tell me who that woman was. Where are the plans? Plans? There's no plans on this ship. Find the plants. What do you think? She looks like Padme. Who's Padme? What do you mean? You'll tell me later.

Are you sure this is safe? What do you mean you're listening to a podcast? Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold. The Senate's not going to sit still for this freaking crap. You're a part of the Rebel Alliance. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm on a mission to Aldderon diplomatically. Take her out. I don't think we should take her. She's a princess. People aren't going to be happy. Don't make me replace her with you.

I would much prefer to stay. Sir, there's no plans on this ship and no transmissions either. Let the force be with you. Let's do your job. Yes, sir. You, too. Would you roll, please? What's that? I swear, Artu, if anyone else could understand you, you'd be canceled in an hour. Well, why would we go that way? It looks exactly the same this way. Oh, yes. I understand that you could make that same argument in my side. Fine. You go that way. I'll go this way. Let's see if we both end up in the exact same place. I bet we won't.

Oh, R2. Oh, that silly little R2 unit. I'm sure I'm fairing much better than he is right now. Oh, hey, a ship. Hello, it's me. I'm a poor little robot and I need help. I'll come to you. R2D2, it is you. Now, I meant to tell you before we walked away from each other, you little jerk. Whatever. Tell your uncle we need a droid that can speak a lot of languages. We don't have much of a choice. But Chinese, I'll tell Uncle Owen.

Yeah, that one's ugly. I'll take it. No. What are you? Are you a protocol droid? Oh, yes, sir. That's exactly what I am. Well, I don't need a protocol droid. I need evaporator. Well, you're in luck. My first girlfriend was a vaporator. All right. Well, can you speak Chinese? Yes, sir. You got any more? Ah, that's great. Well, what else can you do? Oh, well, I can dance. Huh? Show me. Wow, those hips sure can move. I'll take them. Luke, grab that one and this one and get them cleaned up before supper.

I was going to go down to Tashi Station and get some power converters. You have to play with your friends later. I don't want to hear another word. Take them up and get them cleaned up before supper. Come on. Oh, yeah. I'll I'll pay you. I'm C3PO. Uncle Owen, what? This droid is broken. Oh, are you trying to rip me off? Tell me something bad. Sir, if I may, every other droid here is good, but that one on the end is a stinky bad little boy. All right, I'll take that one.

Wait a minute. Dang. Yeah. Grab the blue one. Get Put that hunk of junk back. Throw the droid in the oil bath. An oil bath. Well, two, I hope you're happy. I finally found a new family and you've come along to steal their love. man. I'm never getting out of this place. Get out of here. Why would you ever want to leave? Man, this Artunia unit that's really dirty. You guys have seen a lot of action. He's got a lot of space dust.

It's a miracle we're still in one piece. We've been through a lot together. Many different shows and movies with the Rebellion even. What? You know about the rebellion? Oh, yes. Sir, I wish we didn't, but we do. No, you got to tell me about it. Okay. Oh, yeah. That's nice. Yes, we know all about the rebellion. We've seen lots of battles. Space battles. This R2 unit's got something jammed in here. Real good. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only freaking hope. Who's she?

What do you mean? What? Who is he talking about? The girl. Oh, the girl coming out of your face, you rolling dumpster. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only freaking hope. Crap, crap, crap, crap. She looks like she needs help. Help me, Obi. You're only help. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only freaking help. Yeah, it's funny. I was just thinking she kind of looks like you, sir. Where's the rest of the message? He says the parental locks are stopping him from accessing it. He's already reached his full amount of screen time.

I can fix those. Hey, he turned it off. Turn it back on. What do you mean turn what back on? You dingdong. Can't believe he's calling. Who? You know, I think that R2 unit's stolen. It's got a message from a princess. Sounds like she needs help. Oh. Easy, Luke. She also means Obi-Wan Kenobi. Do you think she means old Ben Kenobi? Luke, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Oh, to totally different.

You need to go just race those droids now. Hey, I've been thinking I want to join the academy. Oh, that's sweet. Yeah, flying in space. Well, you're going to have to do it after this season. That's what you said last season after Bigs left. I'm sorry. I need you. Okay. It's the most important time. I can't have you gone. I'm sorry. I'm going to be stuck here forever. I don't know what to tell you, Luke. I can't do it without you. You're going to have to wait for the war crimes. All right. This is so unfair.

Luke, where you going? You haven't drank all your blue paint milk. Looks like I'm going nowhere. Oh, you can't gaslight him forever. There's too much of his dad, you know. I'm afraid that's the problem. Oh, Master Luke, I'm sorry. This isn't mine. It's our twos. He's a little creep. What are you doing back there? Please don't deactivate me. I was just, you know, minding my own business and Otto left. He was babbling on about his mission. No.

Oh, Master Luke, are you gone? R2. R2D2, where are you? COME BACK HERE, YOU little piggy. I don't see him. We're going to have to search for him tomorrow. Why? I get scared of the dark. Oh. R2D2, we have to talk about that magazine you gave me, right, Master Luke? Yeah. Where have you been? Oh, it seems there are some creatures approaching from the south. Oh, no. Sand people. Sand? Oh, I hate sand. It's coarse and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Yep. Definitely sand people. Whoa. You know, you keep saying that, Master Luke. Is that the That's the cool way to say it. Or I see a few of them over there. Hello there. Don't be afraid, my little friend. I need to resuscitate him. It worked. Old then? That's me. These droids are looking for Obi-Wan Kenobi. Do you know him? Oh my gosh. Well, quite frankly, that's my stage name. I haven't used it in quite a while. It's been a while since I performed, but wow. They're looking for me.

Well, we should probably get out of here. Come back to my place. So, no, you go. Well, I'll go. So, you knew my father? He was the best Jedi I've ever worked with. A true anomaly of a human. And I have something for you. Ah, there it is. His lightsaber. Lights sword. Lightsaber. Less clunky than a blaster. Its precision is precise. It's a great tool for any Jedi. Of course, you will have to learn the Force to use it properly. Wow. How'd my father die? He's dead. Oh. Oh, this is wonderful news. We're saved. This is great. Uh oh, you don't know yet.

Never mind. Yes. It all sounds very sad. Shall we play the message from R2? Oh, yeah. General Kenobi, you used to work for my dad. Now he's begging you to literally please help him attack the Empire. Anyway, I put some plans inside of R2-D2. You have to get the plans out of R2-D2, and my dad will know how to do that. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only freaking hope. Crap. I guess I'm the only hope. But I'm old and frail. I need you to come with me to Aldderon. I can't. Why? Cuz I got to get back to farming. Who do I need to talk to get you out of that?

Oh, my uncle Owen. Let's go. Oh, the quite handsome man. The Rebel Alliance is better equipped than we realize, and they pose a very serious threat. To you, maybe with your tiny little baby ships, but this battle station can withstand anything. If the rebellion continues to gain support in the Imperial Senate, the Imperial Senate has been dissolved immediately. The emperor sent them all home like little babies to their mummies. The last remnants of the Old Republic will soon be swept away. Here we go. You've got I've got Hold on. Let me back out. I'm out. I'm good. Can I get that is impossible? Your face is impossible.

How are they able to maintain control without the bureaucracy? The regional governors shall have pure autonomy to be in control. However, fear will keep them in line. But what of fear of this battle station? But what of the rebellion? If they find out about the tiny hole, then shoot it with a gun. They'll blow us all up. We'll die. Tiny hole. They won't find such a tiny hole. It's really small. And we almost had the plans, too. Besides, if the rebels try to attack this battle station, it'll be like a fly hitting the windshield of my TIE fighter. This is the ultimate power in the universe. But the Force is cool. The force is nothing but small little baby medic.

Your lack of faith is disturbing. Enough of this little Lord Vader. Release him. This bickering is pointless. Once Vader has secured the plans, then the last of the Republic shall be squashed like little ants under my shoe. Looks like the sand people did this. No, that's what they want you to think. It's not the sand people. It's too precise. It's Imperial soldiers. Well, if the soldiers tracked the droids here, then they would track them home. Luke, no. It's too dangerous. Careful. Don't look. No, Uncle Owen.

A Peru. Do you know a Girls do back flips. I'll never tell. Destroyed will make you spill the beans. There's nothing you could have done, Luke. Had you been there, you'd have died, too. Now, I'm going to Aldron with you. Really? I have nothing else to do. Well, this is great news. I not the death, of course. It's very sad, but great news. You're going to become a Jedi. Okay, let us go. Los Angeles, a place of debauchery. Oh, Mars Icely, a place of scum and villain. We need to be careful.

Did you hear that? O2, we have to be careful. Are these your droids? No. Let me see your identification. You don't need to see our identification. I don't need to see your identification. These aren't the droids you're looking for. These are not the droids I'm looking for. I am handsome. You are handsome. I'm proud of you, son. Oh, this feels so good here. Move along. How did you even do that back there?

I read it in a book, How to Win Friends and Influence People. It's actually on the Emperor's Top 20, right below Holes. Right. No AI. Maybe he's right. I think you should go wait outside. Okay, sir. He doesn't like you. Sorry. I don't like you either. I'm a wanted man, bro. They're looking for me in every galaxy. I'll be careful next time. You'll be dead. Trust me, you don't want anything with this little one. Come, let me get you something. In the name of Aveda, his son, and the holy force.

Whoopsies. Come, Luke. Is there protocol for a broken blaster? Stormtroopers are powerless to a locked door, Archel. Son, it's locked. Move on to the next one. Oh, I'm just sure Master Luke and Obi-Wan are in there talking about us right now. I'm having such FOMO. This is all your fault. Han Solo, captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewy here says you need a trip to the Alderan system. What can you do for us?

Depends. What's your cargo? Uh, old war criminal, an underage boy, and some spy wear. Well, that's going to cost you cuz that's pretty sketchy. How much? I don't know. Maybe$10,000 up front. 10,000? Then I can buy a new T-16 for 10,000. You going to drive a T-16 all the way to all around? Yeah. I'm going to pilot it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We will give you the 2,000 up front and then the remaining of the 10, we will give the 15. We'll give you 15 more when we reach out.

17, huh? Yeah. Okay, you got yourself a deal. Wonderful. All right, docking bay 94. Looks like somebody's taking an interest in your glow stick. All right, we'll go check it out. Okay, thank you. Luke, can you believe he wanted a 22% tip for that? Greedo, good to see you. Leia won't talk to me. H I've got an idea. What if you blow up her home planet, Aldderon? What a hunk of junk. Hey, that's no way to talk to a lady now. Let's get in here. We're in a hurry. Chewy, let's go.

Weapons at the ready. Which way? Let's go over here. BLAST THEM. CHEWY, START IT UP. THE MARSHMALLOW HERE. CHEWY, get us out of here. What are you doing? You don't even have legs. Let me sit. Try to hold him off. We'll make the calculations to light speed. Looks like the Imperials really do want these passengers. Watch it, Chewy. There's two of them coming in. They're going to cut us off. I thought you said this honk junk could go fast. What's going on?

You watch your mouth, kid. How long until we can make the jump to light speed? I don't know. Give or take an hour. Come on. They're going to blow us up. Well, IF YOU KEEP TALKING, MAYBE I'LL LET THEM GO STRAP IN. We're making the jump to light speed. Woo! Tarkin, Princess Leia, how nice of you to arrive. I could smell your foul sench from a galaxy far, far away, which is here right now. Blast it all. Well, every star system will fear this battle station, and you are here before your execution to witness it. What are you talking about right now?

I see what you did there. Just for that, I'm going to blow up your home planet of Aldderon. No, don't blow up Aldderon. That's my literal home planet with all my friends and my family. And there's no weapons at all besides like a slingshot occasionally, which can take down giants, I've heard. So then name a system. Any system, any target or system, anything that comes into that head that's between those two ridiculous looking hair pieces. Pinky promise if I tell you where it's at, you're not going to blow up my hometown. Yes, I promise. Pinkies. Dantuine. I'm sorry. Is that a madeup word? Is that a real word? Do we know where Dantine is? Yes, we do. Okay, fantastic.

Thank you, princess. We will proceed with the operation anyway. Fire when we're ready. No. What? You broke a penny promise. Destroy the planet. Oh, baby. You're right. Firework. Do you know Katy Perry? Yeah. I'm feeling like a plastic bag right now. You all right? I feel a great disturbance in the force. I feel we're in grave danger. Or it could just be the free tata that I made this morning.

Back to your practice. Well, there's no reason to get upset about it. They allow this in tournaments all the time. You know, it's not wise to upset a Wookie. Nobody ever worries about upsetting a droid. Well, that's because droids don't hump your leg if you lose. You haven't met many droids, have you, sir? New strategy, R2. Destroy him. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. Ow! Got my butt. I suggest you try again, Luke, but this time, let go of your consciousness.

Follow your heart. But I can't see anything. Exactly. Come on, follow. Let go of your conscious self. Nice. I call it luck. In my experience, there's no such thing as luck. Coming up on older on. Sir, we checked on Dantine. There wasn't a rebel base anywhere. She lied to us. Liar. Pants are on fire. I've got an idea. Let's terminate her. What is it? What's going on? Just came out of hyperspace. Nothing's there. What? How? Destroyed by the Empire.

Impossible. There's no way something could destroy a whole planet. Okay. What's that? It's like a little lonely TIE fighter. What's it doing way out here? Tie fighter? That's how I couldn't get to space by itself. Not unless it was heading to something. What's that? A gas station? No, it's too clean. That's no gas station. We've got a bad feeling about this. You said it, Chewy. Take us a little closer, Chewy.

I think we should turn around. I think you're right, Chewy. Turn us around. Chewy. Chewy, I said turn us Well, we're not going to go down without a fight, that's for sure. You're apt to find. I mean, we could dance our way out of it. Dance, huh, Chewy? I think we know just the song, don't we? Dancing through the night at the tree. You got me going. Close all outboard shields. Close all 6 7 report to control. Is anybody on board? No, sir. There's nobody on board. Okay. Well, Chewy and I always use this cardboard to hide and smuggle stuff. We just never thought it'd be us.

The ship's all yours. If you see anything on scanner, report it immediately. Roger that. Hey down there, can you come up here and give us a hand? Affirmative. Let's go. Guys, we're being too loud. They're going to come get us. Well, bring him on. I prefer a straight fight in all this sneaking room. Oh, sir. Sir, R2 found a port. Plug him in. He can connect to the entire Imperial network. Good news. He found how to shut down the tractor beam, as well as something called Lord Vader's disco ball protocol.

No way. If you want to shut down the tractor beam, take a left, take a left, take a right, take a right, take a left, take a left, take a right, and then a left, and then a right and a left, and a right and a left. Take two more lefts, one right, then back up and do it all again reversed. But on the second time, do it backwards. Chewy and I will stay here. Nose goes. I'll do it. I'll go. I'll go with you. No, no, no, no. You can't. I This is something I have to do alone. This is a part of my destiny, I believe.

Are you sure? I'm sure. Well, I love you. Uh, what's that? I said uh the force will be uh will be with you always. Stupid. Why did you say that? Well, we want Don't say that. Where'd you dig up that big bag of bones anywhere? Come on. He said he loved me. Sir, R2 says he found the princess as well as a file titled another bigger Death Star in case anything happens to this one. PDF. The princess? She's here? Yes, sir. And she's scheduled for termination. I didn't even know she worked here. We got to go rescue her.

Rescue her? Well, you know who she is. I hear she's got a lot of gold. H All right. What's your plan? That's my plan. All right, Jury. Don't smell anything. What is it? Just let leave it alone. Let it roll. Nothing to see. Just taking the prisoner. Hey buddy, how you been? No, just Hey guys. Hey. Hey guys. How you doing? Hey. Salute. Anybody? Don't make them like they used to. It's No. Hold on. It's fun. Hello. Good morning, everyone. That door is just like a Tesla. Huh? You got to find the handle. And where are you taking this?

Cutie little labberoodle hyperallergenic bottle of joy. I wasn't notified. Oh, there's no need for that. Uh, we were notified, so now we're notifying you. Um, if you Okay, here we go. Hey, what's going on in there? Hello, this is John speaking. Everything okay? Everything is fine up here. Uh, you have a nice uh lovely aroma of roasted coffee going on. It's It's lovely. But don't come up. We'll bring you down. Wait a minute. Is this Carl? It is. It's just me playing with you again, Don. Oh, Carl, am I glad to be talking to you. I've had a rough day, man.

Really? Yeah. I mean, my brother got shot this morning by a Wookie. Yeah, it's been hard, honestly. I mean, it's really tough spot. Oh, yeah. Hey, what are you guys doing up there? I'm I'm kind of stuck in this box here by myself. I was, you know, I'd love some company. Okay, cool. We'll see you later. That'd be nice. Boarding conversation anyway. We're going to have company. SOME GUY NAMED JOHN.

ALL RIGHT. UH, YOU STAY HERE. I'll get the princess. You're a little short for a Stormtrooper. Yeah. Aren't you a little mean for a princess? I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm from Tatooine and I'm here to rescue you. Who? Luke Sky. Ben sent a voicemail. Ben Kenobi. Yeah, I know that guy. Yeah, I'm here to We got to go. Let's go. I think Don's coming. OH, IT'S A LOT MORE than I don't think we're GOING THAT WAY.

YOU BLOCK OUR ONLY ESCAPE ROUTE, you bozo head. Oh, I'm sorry, Master Luke, but probably because of all that blasting you're doing, they know exactly where you are. Open up in there. Got to go. Love you. This is some rescue. Yeah, well, who's going to get US OUT OF HERE? YOU. SOMEONE'S GOT TO GET us out of here. She's got a lot of spunk. I can't go. Come on, Joey. We're going to get in the trash. I know it stinks. Come on. Got you landed on. This is your idea of a great idea.

It could be a lot worse. Yeah. Well, hold on. What was that? Something just broke my leg. Watch out. Where'd he go? Uh-oh. I found him so attractive. Pretty sure he was your brother. You all right, Luke? I think the walls are closing in. 3PO, come in. 3PO. I'm telling you, I knew her in high school. Oh, don't hurt me. Their names are Luke Skywalker and Han Solo. They're here to rescue Princess Leia. Quickly, run. They want to destroy the Death Star.

Well, at least I played it cool. Stop right there. Oh, watch this, R2. We are not the droids you're looking for. We're not looking for any droids. The force is real. 3PO. Oh, Master Luke, good to hear from you. Let me tell you about shut off all the garbage mashers on the detention level. Oh. Quick. Au. Shut out all the garbage smashers on the detention level. I don't think this one's working. Creepy out. Oh, hurry up, you little Tylenol.

Creepy. Freepo. And the mythic for the day. Oh no. Oh, listen to them. That's death. That's the sound of death. And it's oddly comforting. No. 3 P.M. WE'RE ALL RIGHT. OH NO. YOU DID IT. YES. OH. OKAY. HUH? What's the matter, you furry little baby? There's nothing to BE SCARED OF. HEY, I'M STILL HERE. WELL, maybe we can just listen to me for now on instead of getting stuck in trash cans. Listen, I don't know who you are or where you came from, but I'm the boss.

Birthday boy. It's my decision what we do. How did you know it was my birthday? Prove you are not a droid. Select all T16s. 1 2 3 4. Move the puzzle piece to the correct place. Success. Okay. Yes. Blast him. Never mind. Get out of here. Get him, Joey. There's no freaking lock. I got it. How are we going to get across the bridge? Oh, that was the controls. All right. You ready?

Yeah. Do some action stuff. All right. Let's go. Oh. I see you. I'm an expert at hide and seek. Oh. Last time I saw you, you look like an animal. You I figured you would have grown since the last time I saw you. Okay. You almost got me there. Okay. Don't do it, Darth. Track me down and I'll become more powerful than you could ever imagine. Last time I saw you, you were the master, but now I'm the master. That doesn't count. Oh, yes. Hey, it's fight night over there, guys.

Let's go. Oh. Oh, let's go. You horrible little metal toe. Ben, no. Oh, come on. WE HAVE TO GO. IT'S OVER. HE'S DEAD. LUKE, STOP. HE'S FREAKING DEAD. COME ON. HE HAS TO GET IN THIS THING RIGHT NOW. HE'S FREAKING DEAD RIGHT NOW. JEEZ. WELL, CHEWY, I sure hope the old man got the beam down. Punch it. Can't believe he's dead. Wish you could have done something. You had a lightsaber. Not now. Grab a Kleenex, kid. We're not done yet.

Don't worry, kid. These guns are self-explanatory. You'll get used to it real quick. Oh, man. This is my favorite part. Am I up here? No. No, you're downstairs. Get down. This is mine. All right. I've never found one of these things. What do I do? Come on, kid. Haven't you ever played Pac-Man? No. We're getting attacked by spaceships right now. Oh, he's over you. Come on, baby. Hold me. Chewy. I think I got one.

Not quite like shooting wamp rats. I got him. Don't get cocky, kid. Get those freaking guys right now. They release some death. The release is We need to help them. What does this button do? Okay, wrong button. Chewy, try to keep us stable, would you? Where are the senses settings? Woohoo! Nice, kid. That was one in 8 million. This is better than a Disneyland ride. Okay, there's only one more out there. Woo! Yeah, we did it. Hey, Chewy, warm up the sauna, would you?

Oh, no. They got away. Well, I put an air tag on the ship. That way, they will lead us straight to their base. Listen up, gentlemen. Today is the day we destroy the Death Star. Your target is very small. Only 2 feet. Two feet? That's impossible. Civilization. Not impossible. I used to blast Wampats back home with my T-16. They're about 2 feet. Your shot has to be precise. Used to We need to be focused. You used to shoot wamp rats with a T-16. That's really That's a small target.

It's really got to get you in the hole. I wish I had a T-16. You're not looking pumped. Team, bring it in. Listen up. Do you know what I want from you today? Well, now that'll come or it won't. What I want is for you to have fun. You do that and I'm going to leave here with a smile on my face. Okay. All right. BRING IT IN. COME ON. LET'S GO. HERE WE GO. WHAT TEAM? REBEL SCUM. GET YOUR HEAD IN THE CAGE. That's what I'm talking about. There we go.

All right, that's better. Now we arrived at the rebel base where all the good guys are. There's a planet in our way, but once we go around it, we can blow them up. No. Cut that out, Ry. Sorry. Han, where are you going? I'm getting the heck out of here, kid. Think I'm going to kill myself? Chasing people around and starships. Huh? We need you. Um, I need the money. Plus, Chewy and I did this all for the dog treats. Listen, the force be with you and all that stuff.

All right. Hey, Luke. Hey, it's me, Bigs from the deleted scene. I'm just bald now. Oh, my best friend. Hey, uh, Bigs. I never seen this guy before. Who is he? Oh, it's just my buddy Luke. What are your qualifications? Uh, Microsoft Flight Simulator. Oh, awesome. All righty. Remind me, I have something really important to tell you when we get done with this battle. See you soon. Luke, the force is with you. Use it. Hey guys, the uh Death Star is approaching. We have probably 15 minutes.

All wings report in. This is red three standing by. Uh, this is gold five standing by. Purple six, ready to go. Red 11 standing by. Red three standing by. Red nine standing Red six, standing by. Room five, standing by. Luke's also standing by. We're passing through the magnetic field. Accelerate to attack speed. We're in position. Drawing their fire. This is where the fun begins. I see a lot of tiny dots coming.

Here they come. I can't shake them. I need backup. Whoa. You guys okay? I'm going in. Cover me, Porkens. I'm right behind you, Red Three. Having a bit of a problem here. EJECT. I can hold it. Pull up. I'm all right. No, they're freaking dying. They're freaking toast. Everyone in this freaking place is dead. Yeah. Oh, hey guys. We have like 2 minutes. Let's blow up the magic. Yeah. All right. I'm I'm coming. I'm going in. I'm I'm going to blow it up. I'm going in for the shot. This is the final shot.

Three, two, one. Oh my gosh. I bet I'm going to look around. We're going to run that back. Woohoo! Luke, it's me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. I'm not going to make you guys. These guys are everywhere. WATCH IT. YOU GOT ONE ON YOUR TAIL. TELL MY CAT I LOVE HER. Use the force. Are you guys hearing anything in your helmets? At least he had fun. This is it. Keep your eyes open for those spiders. We're right behind you.

Let's go blow this thing. I'm in range. Almost there. And it's away. Negative. It didn't go in. Get your head in the game. Yes. There really is Han about now. Sir, it looks like it's possible that they could win here. Would it be wise to get out? What? Get out WHEN WE'RE ABOUT TO WIN. We are winners, not losers. Only winners can wear this. Hey guys, the Death Store is here right now. Okay, we're going in full throttle.

Hurry up, Luke. They're coming in way faster this time. I can't hold them off. I got you now. Nowhere to hide. Watch yourself. Must go faster. Must go It's him. It's Vader. I think he's behind me. Eat my star. All right. Almost there. All right. I can see it, guys. They shoot me. Look, remember the force. This is better than Disneyland. Feel like the guy behind me is strong with force. Force is strong with this one. I'm getting shack. I knew he'd be back.

All right, kid. Nuke him and let's get out of here. Don't worry, R2. We'll get our reward in heaven. They're all going to be a lot bigger. Take our not me back. Accelerate to attack speed. The lawyers are going to be coming after us.