Okay, keep coming. Come on. Yep. Keep coming. Nice and slow. Nice and Get her. Don't let me down. I don't want to die today. [screaming] MY LAND Come on. My friend. Come on. Hey. Come on. I really need to speak. I really need to speak with John Ammon. I just can you listen to me for just a moment? The investors are Oh, watch out for the game.

Thank you. The investors are going to feel a lot better if we can get two experts to sign off on the park. Joe already got Malcolm. Well, Malcolm's not enough. Okay. They want Alan Grant. Oh, you're not going to get Grant out of Ohio. Ohio? Why? Dr. Grant, Dr. Sadler, we're ready for you. I hate technology and kids. Okay. Do we got to use this machine? How long is this going to take? Oh, we just sent a signal into the ground. Pretty soon here it's going to give us the whole dinosaur. 2 years.

Won't even need to dig anymore. And after that, AI is going to replace YouTube. Bingo. Oh my gosh. Dinosaur bones. I see it. It resembles a bird. And I think that's a velociraptor. That is a velociraptor. That's a velociraptor tail. The feet. See how it kind of looks like a giant chicken. And it had feathers here. I said, "Wait." Hey, what did I Hey, I didn't touch it. Hey, you ruined it. Oh no. That doesn't look very scary. More like a 6-foot chicken McNugget. Show you it's not scary. Not again.

Imagine you're back in the crustation period and you encounter one of these sixoot chicken nuggets. They got claws like this and it just guts you here and guts you there. Ripping you up here, there guts and there. I get it. Guts. I get it. And as you're ripped to shreds, what's the thing about lions? What do lions do? They go for the jugular. Dinosaurs eat you alive. Yeah, they come for the jugular. Yeah. Okay. Right. Really weird guy. Well, you didn't have to scare a kid. I hate kids. You still want a kid?

I mean, I don't want that 40-year-old guy, but yeah, a baby would be nice. Kids smell. They smell really bad. They don't smell. Yes. Hey. Get out of here. WHAT'S THE WATCH OUT, GUYS? COVER THE BONES. for today. I guarantee it. Who think Who do you think you are? I'm John Dino Hammond. Oh, the guy that funds our dig. Yes, it's a pleasure meeting All right. Who's the jerk with the helicopter?

Hey, uh we like this guy. He's the generous um donor of the Oh, did I say jerk? Nice. Here, let me help you. Oh, no. I know my way around a kitchen. You two sit down. So, uh what brings you around here? Oh, well, I'm building an amusement park. Great for the kids. Amazing attractions, but you know, blood sucking lawyers on my back about protocols and whatnot. But that's where you come in. I'm looking for some expert opinions. What kind of opinions? Expert dinosaur opinions. Why? What kind of a park is this?

Oh, it's right up your alley. I could take you in the helicopter, give you a quick look. Well, we got a lot of fossils to dig up. Did I mention I would pay? Uh, no. Could have sworn I told you I would pay for all of your digs for until ever. Cheers. Okay. You shouldn't use my real name. DACHSHUN. IT'S DACHON. DACHSHUN'S HERE. EVERYBODY. IT'S DACHON. FINE. Nobody cares. 100 grand. Another hundred for every specimen you get off the island.

How am I going to transport him off the island? Check this out. Climate controlled and customs can check it if they want to, too. Here, try it. So, what's your plan to get the specimens off the island? Oh, you leave that to me. All I need is an 18-minute window. 18 minutes and your company has 10 years of research. Doc, don't get cheap on me, Dachon. That's what Hammond did. You guys dig for bones? Yep. Dr. Grant, meet Dr. Malcolm. He's a mathematician.

Chaos tissue. You are so cool. You ever heard of chaos? No. Law of attraction? Look, Dr. Shatner, I refuse to believe you haven't heard of attraction. Are you kidding me? All right, we are landing. Be warned. Uh, it does get a little shaky. Hey. Oh, stop here. Stop. I'll cease. Stop. Hey, we're here. You did it. Crazy son of a mother. Did it. We're going to make a fortune with this place.

How fast does this puppy go? That one's painfully slow with the T-Rex. What did you say? Uh, which part? The last part. Wait, what was that? No, I'm not going to get you. No. Say it again. No, I can't. I don't know. You just said it. No. How fast does it go? The T-Rex. Yes. Very fast. Dr. Branch. Dr. Stapler. Welcome to Jurassic Park. [snorts] you look at that? They do travel nights. How did you do that?

Come here. Let me show you something. Oh, look who it is. It's me. Oh, hello, John. You're looking dashing today. Forgot I had lines. One second. Keep my wife's name out your mouth. It was a GI Jane joke, John. Anyway, you want to learn about how we make time? Yes, I would love that very much. Great. Well, it's a little thing we like to call. Does it have seat belts? I have seat belts. I need a buckle. Is that belt? I need buckle. I need a buckle. Hey, what's in there? Can we go in there? Hey, what? Hey.

Whoa. Wait. Ah. Oh my god. Can we go over here? How do I get over there? God, these are tough. These are really tough. This is incredible. Yes. Well, oh. Hey. Uh, you know what? We're just doing important work in here. Why don't Fine, just Yeah, make yourself at home. Meet Dr. Wong, our lead gynecologist here on island. Oh. Um, you're just in time. They're about to hatch. You should have told me. I insist on being here for each and every hatching as they imprint on the first person they see. Guess they all think I'm their

papa. Uh, what about the ones born in nature? Well, there are no dinosaurs born in the wild. All of our dinosaurs here are female. We engineer him that way. Dnecologist. Well, as much as I love the sound of that doc, uh I don't get it. I don't see uh I don't see what's out of I mean, you're um [snorts] you're taking things of nature, right? And you're making them unnatural. It's unnatural. It's chaotic. I have no idea what you're talking about. Kind of oy. Okay. Oh, here he comes now. Come on, little guy. It's me, Papa. Everyone say, "Come to Papa."

Come to papa. Yes. Let me help you out there. [clears throat] Yes. Oh, he's shy. Yes. El Nino. Hello. Take a look at him up close. Come here. Yes. help. What kind of dinosaur is this? That's a chicken. You're breeding chickens? Yeah. Now, what I think we should do before the big tour is share a meal together. I have an amazing culinary chef here on the island if you would like to follow me. What are you guys doing? Uh, we are feeding them. I really, there's nothing to see. Truly, this is my least favorite part of the park. It's probably the most boring part you could see. Um, truly, we should go.

You know, we should kill them all. Ah, let me introduce you to my elite employee. Uh, help me out. Uh, one second, Robert. Burch. Mold. Mulune. Robert Mulun. Our dino expert here at the park. You're a dino expert? I am. You bred chickens? You guys bred chickens? Are you guys crazy? No. Tell them. Tell them, Rob. They're extremely intelligent. They cannot be reasoned with. Who wants chicken?

I mean, I'm spinning. I'm spinning about this. This is sick. Yeah, we're going to make a lot of money because I think personally everyone they're going to pay whatever we asked for. Say a price. Say it. Say a number. Uh $10,000. They will pay it. You stood on the shoulders of giants. Before you even knew what you had, you slapped it on a lunch box and you sold it. YOU'RE SELLING IT. YOU'RE SELLING You're selling it. That's you selling

[clears throat] They're here. I flew them in for a little weekend time with Grandpa. Uhoh. All right. These are my girls. All electric. Wow, these are really nice. See you after the tour. I read your book. Oh, yeah. Is that right? You really believe that dinosaurs turn into chickens? Some of them. Cuz I read another guy's book is much bigger and he said that's impossible. What's your name, Timmy? What?

What car are you riding? Run in your car. Yeah, I watched a YouTube video about dinosaurs and how they evolved. And it was actually pretty spectacular cuz when the meteor hit, there was a genetic genome that switched it all up back to lizards going in. What do you want? She said I should ride with you. It'd be good for you. Okay, Ellie, [snorts] this really isn't looking good, mate. This storm's coming right for us. This is not possible. We got torrential rain, gustly, easterly, southerntherly, some of these. Everything relies on this. Start the tour.

Hold on to your butts. Whoa. Are we going to crash into that thing? Well, we all got to go sometime. I've seen a lot of things. You're young, but I don't care. Oh, look. It's open. Okay. Yeah, it's open. Wow. Another day. Another day we got to live. What do they got in there? Josh Epste. Did you see it? No, I don't see anything. God darn it. Does this park have anything cool? What was going on? The car lights are broken. They shouldn't be broken.

Add that to the list of problems. Nedri, the entire fate of the park rests on your shoulders. And you have butter fingers. You know what? I'm totally underappreciated. Okay. And I'm underpaid. All right. I run this whole parket runs off of computers from the 1704. Okay. And that's THAT'S EXPENSIVE. Uh doesn't look like I care. Work harder, idiot. Thanks, Dad. Are you going to fix the problems or not? Yes, I'm going to fix it. Okay, just not right now. I'm going do it later. It's computer cycles. It's the whole thing.

If you knew computers, you'd understand. But you don't. Okay. I'm going do it later. Quiet. They're approaching the Rex Paddic. God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man discovers fire. Heating bill gets too high. I can't pay it. The wife leaves me. Can you please stop talking? What are they going to do to Bluey? Are they going to eat Bluey? What's the matter, kids? You never had a hot dog.

Where's the dinosaurs? Are we going to see dinosaurs today? Maybe they're at the next stop. You're telling me we're not going to see a dinosaur? We're not going to see a Rex. Uh, talk. Are we going to have any dinos on this dino tour? I ate how much I love that guy. See, even the Tyrannosaurus Rex doesn't follow Park schedule. Pure chaos. So, can you explain to me chaos theory? Chaos in its nature is chaotic. Let's do an experiment. Give me that. Okay. All right. Now that hold out your hand real flat like hieroglyphic down.

All right. Which way do you think this droplet of water will fall? I don't know. Down. All right. Now I'm going to do it again. Which way do you think this will fall now? Down. Same way. Right. Chaos. One of God's greatest creations. Well, second. Have another drink. Alan. See, who could have predicted that Allan would jump midc car ride? Chaos. They're getting out the car. Why are they getting out the car? Should have put locks on the doors. Stop the tour. Oh my gosh.

The Tricera pups was my favorite dinosaur growing up as a kid. Now seeing in person, it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my entire life. And that includes you. Seriously. Let's do a breathing. Hi, baby. Hi. I think she's really sick. No, no, she's sleeping. She's on her side and she's clearly very sick. Yeah, Bertha is a narcoleptic and so this just happens every 30 minutes or so, but she'll she'll be up in no time. Uh, aren't you a dinosaur doctor?

I am. That's why I got one of these. See, I'm doctoring as we speak. And this one, she's going to be fine. She must have eaten something. Like bad Chinese or something, right? Oh my god. Is this a poison bush? Uh, yeah. We know it's poisonous, but the dinosaurs don't eat them. You sure about that? Pretty sure. There's only one way to find out. I need to see the dinosaur droppings. Dino droppings.

Dino dropping. We're out of time, John. I'm going to call him in. Attention everyone. The last shuttle is leaving in 67 seconds. I repeat, the last shuttle is leaving in 67 seconds. Leave immediately now. Guys, the storm's rolling in. Yeah, we should get going. I think I'm going to stay with the dinosaur and the doctor and make sure that she's okay. Oh, she's going to be fine. Are you good getting a ride back? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got a gas powered vehicle, so you know, in case the electricity goes out here, we're going to be all right.

Cool. I'll see you guys back there. Yeah. Bye. It's going to be good. We'll get the uh truck out here. It's gas power. Did I mention it was gas powered? I hope it's gas power. Yeah. The captain says the storm is too bad. We got to leave now. Now? I can't leave now. I need 20 minutes. 8 18 minutes. At least 15 minutes. No promises. I don't know what's going on. Does anybody want anything from the uh vending machine? I was going I was uh I was going to go get a go get a drink. Uh my blood sugar's low. Not cuz I'm not cuz I'm diabetic. Also, I

fixed the headlights. Like I said, I was going to do. So, everything might go off in the park just for a quick second. It's completely normal. It's totally fine. So, that's that's probably going to happen. So, don't don't worry about anything. So, Dr. Schustster on the market, Ellie. Yeah. Absolutely not. Oh, they'll catch him. We'll see. Hang on a minute. All the Alpha Charlie and Bravo doors seem to be unlocked. Nedri said this would happen. You worry too much. What? What did I do? Did I do something? Okay, awesome zoos. No, the car just turned off light.

I'm losing security fences all over the island. What about raptor fences? No, those are still on. Why would he turn the other ones off? you think the kids are okay? Why wouldn't they be? They're playing Roblox on their iPads. I don't know. Kids get scared. There's nothing to be scared about here. I didn't say I was scared. I said the kids were scared. I'm picking up the kids. I didn't say you were scared. I didn't say you said that I was scared.

I'm just saying. I didn't say you said I was scared. I didn't say that. Are you scared? No. You sound scared. Don't scare me like that. Oh, don't be such a weenie. I'm a weenie. You suck. This is boring. Are you bored? I'm bored. You know what's scary? Big giant dinosa. Where's he going? When you got to go, you got to go. [screaming] Hey crush is free Yes. Kids. Give me YOUR HAND TO ME. MY FOOT'S STUCK. HELP ME. I'M going to help Lex first.

She's easier. Come on. Don't make dogs can sense it. All right, hold on, Lex. We're going down, Ellie. The car's coming. We got to go over there. What in the world? What happened? Looks like he uploaded a virus which [__] the system. Call him. Phone lines are down. you. Um uh yep. Don't tell me. Robert. Robert, take a gas powered jeep and save my grandkids. All right. I'm going to go with him. John. I cannot get the rest of talk back online without Dennis D.

Nice boy. Nice. fetch. Stupid. I'm going to run you over when I come back down here. Okay, your brother's up in the tree. I got to go get him. But don't leave me here. Coming back. I promise. You promise? Yes. Find somewhere to hide. Timmy, you got to come out from the tree. Timmy, I threw up. I need you to reach my hand. I can't. I threw up everywhere. I don't care if you threw up. You need to reach my hand right now.

No. I'm afraid of heights. You need to get out of this car. This car is going to fall down the tree. You're going to die in little pieces. Grab my hand. Okay, I'm coming. Are you an idiot? You moved the wheel. I tried my best. Get out OF THE CAR NOW. I'M COMING. Let's go. Oh, I'm afraid of heights. You can't be afraid of Go, go, go, GO. At least we're not in the tree anymore. CAR. [screaming] Now we're back in the car.

Why am I all sword with the Alan, I think this is the lawyer. I think this is too. He's alive. He made himself a tourniquet. Ian. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. Do you think we have time to get him out of here? We can find the time. All right, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. It's the other car. They're down there. Just wait right here. One second. I'm going to go get him. Chaos. It's a It's an impact trimmer kind of freaking out here. All right.

Come on. There's a big dinosaur coming. Let's go. Come on. Big action shot here. Come on. So much faster than that. Yes. All right. Come on. Faster. Thank you. We got away. Do you really think we're safe up here tonight? Yeah, chickens can't fly. What is that? Imagine you're in the crusty period and you meet one of these 6ft birds. This claw goes blood everywhere. All of dripping. Actually, that's not going to happen. I'm going to keep you safe. Okay, just go to bed. I get some rest. Well, mommy usually sings us a bedtime song.

Sings a song. Mhm. I know you love me. I know you care. Just shout whenever and I'll be there. You have my This is really bad. I've seen two people die already. Yes. Yes, I know. That's what happens when you try to do magnificent things. There's a risk, Mr. Hammond. This is all an illusion. This has just gotten out of control. It was real to me. A couple people died. So what? All that matters right now is the people that we love.

Would you like some ice cream? Yes. I was just going to ask if I could have some. Hey, it's it's okay. That's uh Tim. What is that? It's a veggie sword, right? Veggie sword. It only eats vegetarians. Yeah, it's eat plants. Look at this, guys. Little buddy. I'm okay.

Hi. What are you doing? Hey, but I'm feeding my new buddy. Come here. God bless you. Lex, leave the dog alone. Let's go. Okay. Coming. I think I'm stuck in here. This sucks. I just want to go home. Yeah, well, you'd be on your computer all day like a nerd. I do drop shipping in crypto. I'm sorry you don't understand tech. They're breeding. How is that possible? I thought all of them were supposed to be babes.

They're really breeding a lot. This isn't good. [snorts] You know, one thing I hate more than kids is raptor kids. I've got it. Just unplug the park and plug it back in again. I cannot do that. You're going to have to get somebody else. There's no guarantee it will turn back on. It turns out I'm the boss. Hold on to your butts. Good news. This house is back on. But the lights are still off. It's okay. I'm going to go to the other end of the island and flip the circuit breaker. Well, until he gets back from his very safe, lowrisk endeavor, I want

everyone in the security bunker now. Tim, Tim, Tim, you're a dino guy. What kind of dinos do dinos are those? Uh, those are uh they're there. Guys, this is taking too long. Ray should have had the power on by now. I'm going to go find him. Can't just take a stroll down the road, you know. I'm coming with you. All right, grab a walkie-talkie. I'll show you how to get there. Oh, hey. All right, it's walkie-talkie time.

Uh, I appreciate the sentiment, but uh, really, it should be me. Why? Well, um, I'm a man. You ready? Oh, no. It looks like we're setting the power. Turn off the raptor fences. Yep. Stay close. The control room's right there. We can make it if we run. No. No, we can't. Why? Because we're being hunted. What? Yes. There's two of them right up there. You see him? Ashley, go now. You can make it if you go right now. Why? Just let me come.

No. I see an opening. Go. Am I baked? Go. No. [screaming] Got an electric fence. Is the power still off? One way to find out. I'm just kidding. It's off. No power. It's a really cruel joke. See, that isn't funny. All right. Come on, Tim. You're last. Come on, man. I hate heights. What's Tim? What? Why are you starting down?

All right, take your time. We got Oh, we don't have time. Sam, take that back. Hurry up. You said take a break. What is it? Don't take a break. Hurry. No, you got to catch me. I don't want to. Come on, Tim. Three, two, Mr. Hammond, I think we're not in business. Oh, I got you. Just hang on a minute. Hey guys, this is how to put your gun together. So, first we're going to want

What? What's the DVR thing? Stay alive. You can tell by the way that I knew my walk. I think we lost him. Freeze. Where is everybody? All right, this looks like a good place to hang out. All right, you guys hang tight. I don't think any dinosaurs can get into this building. I'm going to be right back. Ellie, run. Okay. We got to go. There's one inside. What kind of dinosaur is that? Chicken. Tip. Move. It can see you. If I don't move, it can't see me. It's not a T-Rex. It's a chicken. It has ears. It can hear you.

Are we safe in here? Yeah, we're totally good. This is the safest room in the house. Ellie, get the door. Guys, lock the Scott, it's Roblox. So, you can fix it. I'm taking the gun. Hit me. I'm in the right pile. Timmy, get the gun. I CAN'T. WE'RE BUSY RIGHT NOW. OKAY. WAIT. NO. Buy the other skin. Hurry up. Tip. Timmy. Are you stupid? Got it. It worked. Yeah. Phones are on. Dr. Hammond, bring in the chopper. Mr. Hammond, I've decided to officially not endorse your park. Meat you can't.

You're so cute with them. Steal all my kids for record. No, it was freezable. [screaming] We're going to die. There's there's a lot of cool moments in there.