Why Storytelling UNO Beats the Classic Card Game

We go through the cards and we try to make up a story using the numbers. So, ah, this is good. Okay. So, like you make up a story and you're like, "All right, I'm uh" So, I walk into a 7-Eleven, right? And I see a beautiful girl and I say, "Forgive me, uh, but you look wonderful." uh like a perfect 10 dressed to the nines. No two ways about it. Uh are you single? And she said I'm eight. No, no, she didn't say that. She said um she I'm separated. Ah, divorcee. I got there. Okay. Uh that was a close one. I said a divorcee. Uh I'm one too. And she said that's nice. What's your 9 to5? I thought of a lie and I said, "I'm a spy. I'm a lieutenant in the secret ancient army." She bought it and she goes,

"That's sexy." Like double 07. I great. I go, "All right, it's happening." Just like James Bond, I thought, "Yeah, okay. You only live once." So, I asked her out and she said yes. Turns out she actually lives only about a block away from my house. I remember her address. It was one stop sign away from It was two doors after the stop sign and it was five four doors. It was her address wasn't important. Okay. What was important was that I brought her red tulips. Yeah. And uh she said, "Hey, I have three dresses. I want you to pick one. There's a red one and a blue one and a yellow one. And I said, "I really don't care.

Wear the yellow one." Actually, you know what? We're the red one. I like it. It looks like a tutu. So, uh, so we get in my car. I drive a Porsche 9 Ford uh Ford Explorer four-door. And, uh, and I'm like, "Hey, what do you want to do? We can do anything. We could cuddle up, watch some YouTube videos like of Justin Flam." She goes, "I don't know who that is." So, we go out to burgers, uh, Five Guys. And when we're done, after we ate, uh, I said, "Hey, what do you think about some Fitty Cent?" And she goes, "I'm really more of a Tupac girl." And I said, "Okay." Well, it was still early. It was only like 800 p.m. And we went back to my house. And we started to play some Twister. And as I was twisting myself to some yellow,

I thought to myself, uh, I was twisting myself to some blue. And I thought to myself, you know, I'm really drawn to this girl. So, I decided to shoot my shot and I went in and I tenderly kissed her on the forehead. And she backed away. She gave me a high five and she turned to me. She said, "We can't do this." And I said, "Why not?" And she said, "I just saw you're 23 and me and we are related." And I said, "Ooh." And that's the wild story of how I almost went on a date with my cousin.