Okay, let's see. There we go. And okay, today on Minecraft, I have a new doll. But it's not just any doll. I've got the brand new Hey, I was in the middle of What are you barking at? Whoa. Hey. Okay, it's okay. Put the Whoa. Uh, okay. Light looks good. No creepers around. Okay. All right. Take two. Say hello to my new doll, but not just any doll. I've got the brand new Oh man. What the is this thing like cursed or something? Hey Aaron, I'm trying to get this camera to work. What? I was like generator. I HARDLY KNOW HER. You sure I did? Okay. SO STILL. WHOA.
GUYS, WHAT'S going on here? your business again. UH, PIERCE, SOUND THE ALARM. RIGHT. Hold up. Wait. What did he say? No. Pierce, we talked about this. Come on. Oh, sorry. WHAT? What are you doing here? Why do you have so much lava? Oh, well, this about COME ON. IT'S LAVA. I MEAN, LOOK AT THINK OF ALL THE COOL THINGS. We don't need questioning OUR WAYS. OKAY. YEAH. THIS IS A NO GIRLS BLOCK. Especially Wait, wait, wait. We didn't SAY THAT.
WE DIDN'T SAY THAT. PIERCE, I'm sorry. You know how they can get after they drink soda? Okay, this thing is acting a little crazy. Crazy. THIS ISN'T CRAZY. THIS IS ONE BLOOD. HUH? What happened? What is happening here? Why am I in a house of pink and purple Whoa. Oh, okay. I'm so sorry. I looks great on you. It looks great. I got to get out of here. Um where Oh. Oh, hi. Don't mind me. I guess this is a dinner, a camping trip. I'm going to I'm out of here. Huh? What the? THAT IS MY LEG. IS THAT MY ARM and another arm? Ooh. Okay.
Why am I in a more purple house? The playroom. What's the Wait, Apple was snatched by Lily. What? Oh, I am Lily. Okay. I look kind of cool. I look adorable. Oh, hey, Boo. What the Oh, I'm so tiny. This is actually really adorable. Okay, let's see. Oh, what the Apple? Can you hear me? I ALREADY CALLED SHOTGUN. THIS IS MY HOUSE. SO, WAIT. Hold up. Wait. Is that you? Oh, hi. It's me. How do I crazy girl again? House. What? And you're fre. Anyway, is there something you wanted to ask of me? Listen, I kind of made the guys a promise, you know, that there wouldn't be any uh how this is a guy's only one block and it's time for you TO GO. GO ON.
PUT A POISON IN THERE. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME. And you want to kick me out? You're looking really crazy right now. UH get back here, boys. I was enjoying my no. Well, look who FINALLY CAME CRAWLING UP. OH, NO. FINGERS. NO. YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO KICK ME AGAIN. NO. Take this. Okay. Get out of the house. Keep it. IT'S YOURS. I PROMISE. OH, I don't want the house. I just want you. A. That's so sweet. Wait. What do you want me for?
Find out. Zane, let me in, little Zane. Zane, run. Gotcha. Oh, look at your eyes. Where did the next one go? I can sleep here. Hi. I got nowhere to go. Here we go. Yeah, you're bad. Gotcha. Put me down. Hey, look at us. Just a bunch of guys hanging out. SHUT UP, BEERUS. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU DID THIS. OH, HEY. BYE. Come on. Don't you want to be a part of the BOYS ONLY HERE?
PUT ME DOWN. LOOK AT THAT. OH, GREAT. YEP. THIS IS IT. LET'S GO. AND I KNOW I'M NOT CRAZY. I'll never be I'm just getting some revenge. Wait, YOU'RE YOU'RE NOT even see. That was a pretty hairy situation for them. Ooh, this is going to be so much fun. Look at all this stuff. Okay. Oh, Poppy. Hello, Poppy. Um, let's see. Boys, guys, come check out my house. It came with a lot of cool stuff. of I'll just you promise to be good. What is happening here? Hey, hello. I could just jump over. Hi.
Yeah, that's kind of the point obviously for me not to get in. I think I forgot some walls though. No, it's so we can see psycho murderers coming AND BECAUSE SOMEBODY'S TAKING FOREVER WITH THE ONE BLOCK. HEY, I'M WORKING MY DUBS OVER HERE. Psycho murderer. Wait, I know you're talking about me. You cycle murder me first. Well, if the hair clip fits, the hair clip does not fit. My hair is too much for it. H Maybe they just think dolls are for girls. So, I think they'll love this. Let's see. Okie dokie. Let's go in. I will make sure they see me. For me, the doll.
There we go. Um, okay. There we go. Sneaky, sneaky. Okay. Shh. Got to go through. Got it. Yes. Okay. What do we got? Flint and steel. Made that pretty quick, huh? Okay. The house is going to be on fire. And so is the ow. Okay. Wait. Do you hear that? Nope. I hear you just bugging me. I think there's something in my house. No. It's playtime. WHAT? AARON, YOU PUT YOUR LAVA TOO CLOSE TO MY HOUSE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DID NOT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING? THIS IS YOUR OWN FIRE. LAVA DOESN'T SPREAD THAT FAR. PLUS, IAN'S RIGHT HERE. HE PROBABLY DID IT.
OH, I see. Whenever there's a fire, it's just my fault. Huh? Real cool. Nine times out of 10, it is. Uh, yeah, that's true. Okay. So, you don't even deny it. Maybe you should lay off the fire, dude. Perfect. Okay, now I can finally do this. There we go. Ooh, I'm able to possess puppy. Okay, I'll come back in a moment. Let's just have a little fun. Float and then let's see. Time to act as an innocent little doll for playtime. Broke my axe. All right, hold on. WHAT A BREAK. HEY, GET back here. Where did you come from? A look at you.
Kind of got a like a Wendy's thing going on. I do, don't I? PIERCE, WHERE ARE YOU? SPREADING. I'LL BE THERE IN A SECOND. CAN'T LET the guys see you. Hey, let's just put you maybe in a box or what? What do they do? What did you Well, that was awesome. What else does this thing do? I can do a lot of things. Give you some nightmares. Okay, listen. Annabelle or Miss Bride of Chucky or whatever your name is. I don't want any trouble. Okay. But I do. HELP. HAVE SOMEBODY HELP. WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING? OH, you don't look so scary now, do you? You just want to be a little squishy.
Oh, what is that? Why do I hear arrow shots? Hello. What the Wow, they're shooting at me. Stop it. Ian, what are you doing? Wait, it is this a trick question? You know, I thought it was pretty weird. Okay, you know what? Fair. You know what? Scoot over. What the Oh, nice. Yeah. Hey, what are you guys doing? Wait, WAIT, WAIT, HOLD ON. WAIT. ARE YOU SHOOTING THE HOUSE? I WANT WHAT DOES IT LOOK like we're doing? No. I had already gotten my revenge and I was done. But you know what? It's time for another little game. I have so many toys here.
Wait, I didn't bring a boat. You guys got a boat. Not to you yet. Bad toy box. Let's take a look. If it's a one block, we can one block them all. Let's see. All I have to do is just place this where the one block. And guys, what do we say? I'm not seeing any signs. Wait, what the Gosh, WHAT DO WE TALK ABOUT? IF YOU'RE MINING THE BLOCK AND A SPECIAL one appears, you say something. Yeah. Give it to Ian. Move out the way. No, no, NO. DON'T GIVE IT TO IAN. IT SAYS BAD ON IT. What the Where am I? Oh, I can control this.
Whoa. Just so we're clear, Anna is forbidden from having any special blocks at this point. WHAT? WHY NOT? Don't look around. WE'RE GOING TO DIE HERE. SOME KIND of toy box. WE GET TOYS. SEE, AARON, it was a good box cuz you know, Pierce's entertaining. Forget about this. You are here because you've been very, very bad. And we're going to play a game. How am I supposed to get up there? What the? Looks like somebody's still too sure. Stop it. You also look like an emo ninja. Hey, I do got a new power. Let's see.
Actually, really now she's got some more weird hair powers. Come on. Oh, you're Oh, she flies now. Okay. You basically have a little cheat sheet here. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Unless you guys can be FASTER THAN ME. GO. LET'S SAVE THIS. PIERCE, I'M so sorry. Pierce is dead. I GOT TO GO. LOOKS LIKE he died. Take a stair or she can't get us here. JUST SIT HERE AND LET'S GO. SHE'S CLIMBING THE WALLS. OH, there's a cannon here. This is going to be Can you shoot me in first, please?
Let's just keep going. Get your SHE HAS A CARD. HIDE BEHIND THE WIRE. OH, THAT DOESN'T WORK. STAY RIGHT HERE. GET OUT OF HERE. LISTEN, I'VE ALREADY TAKEN I ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. SHE'S LIKE SUPER HOT AND SHORT AND VERY FORGIVING. NO, NOT SO SURE. AARON, I'm not going to get you. You can Wait. Really? Like super? Really? Mhm. Why do I feel like you're lying? I lied. That was great. Okay. Oh, I'm back.
Maybe now they'll leave me alone. All right. Let's see. Follow the rules. H. Okay. I got a lot here. A tea party. Oh, that's something we could totally do. All right, let's see. Uh oh, wait. See, it's only the walls that are unbreakable. We can mine through the roof. Bro, what are you? You idiot. We're supposed to be playing it safe. I am. So, why did you push me in? Yeah, deceive it. Deceive. Exactly. This is why I wanted to break Zane.
Okay, now that's being hurt. It was supposed to be what's hurtful is a bunch of boys breaking into a pool of little house. But since you're here, I do have some tea for you. Fine. Thank you. I'm more of a coffee person myself, so uh we'll have to decline. Oh, look at your baby. This is the cutest little toy. Now your little teapot. Do you want to join him? Uh. Wait. Uh hold on. ONE SEC. Z. UH YO, YOU NEED HELP WITH REDSTONE? YEAH, OF COURSE. SOME THAT EXPERT. SORRY, but I got to go. That's where you got to go.
Oh, I could totally get them in the teapot. Let's see if I can find a way to get you out of here. Maybe make you my puppet. Why can't I get you? Oh. A. That is the cutest thing. Look at you. Wait. A, you can't talk. Now you can. Hello. Wait. Can you hear me? You can't hear me. What? What did you do to me? I can choose when to make a sound. I have the perfect plan. I'M GOING TO KEEP YELLING UNTIL YOU PUT ME BACK. SO TINY. We could play dollies, you know. What if I don't want to though? Uh, look at the I really DON'T. I LIKE BEING A PERSON. NOT A TOY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. YOU'RE going to love this. Wait, why does that thing have a creepy mouth you here? You can like have fun. That doll does not look like fun. HAVE DON'T WORRY. Put me next to it. Do not PUT ME NEXT TO THAT. OKAY, FINE. I won't put you near her. Let's see. I can show you around the house. Hello, S. She's going to kill us. Not at home. YEAH, DO IT OUTSIDE, NOT IN MY HOUSE. UH, COME ON. UH, UM, the person you are trying is not at home. Please hang up and try again later.
Yes, but I'm not falling for We're going to die. I SHE GOT OH, NO. OKAY, so I guess nobody's home then, huh? See, I told you. Here's for the win again. Okay, if nobody's home, I guess I just better do this. Oh, now where are we? We're in another game. Oh, it's just A GAME. OKAY. YEAH, WE'RE IN ANOTHER GAME. Surprise at the end if you want it. Go on. Yeah, let's see. So, what do we do? Do we braid hair or Oh, this is kind of cool. Okay, I Okay, hang on. What does this do?
WHAT? It's a little obstacle course. I think it's like musical chairs. So, you have to follow your little braid and then don't move when the music stops or else I'll hug on you. There we go. Okay, easy. I guess enough. Ian, what are you? SO LONG, LOSERS. I'M OUT OF HERE. OKAY. You can't cheat. It's about following the rules. Fine. All right. Skip back on if I WERE YOU. I AM ON. I'M LITERALLY ON IT. And up. What? What did I do? NO, I WAS STILL. NO, YOU'RE MOVING RIGHT NOW ACTIVELY, DUDE.
YOU'RE BAD AT THE GAME. OUCHIE. Uh to remain. Let's play again. Play the music. It's good. Yeah. SORRY, MR. BOB. OH JEEE, that's got to hurt. All right, better get moving here. He might actually win. I got it. Come on. I believe in you. I GOT IT. I DID IT. WHAT? You did it. Let's see what your prize is. OKAY. ONE BUTTON. WOW. WHAT? What the are you? What? YES. LOOK AT MY LUSCIOUS LOCKS. I CAME TO SEE YOUR FACE. That's the point. It's It's privacy.
Okay. It's a little quiet. Why is there a red carpet in Pierce's light blue house? Wow. Okay. Can I light it? I have to make sure that what uh that did that uh um uh Why was the carpet in your house? What happened? What do you MEAN THAT DEFEATS THE POINT OF A CARPET? THAT WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? OH, are you serious? Uh, I cannot believe this is not what it looks like. I can't BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS. NO, NO, DON'T TOUCH. We had peace WITH YOUR HAIR AND MY HAIR.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ZANE? ZANE, I fell. No, you didn't. Zane, can't see me. Can't come here. I'm not going to myrtalize you. If you feel Come here. Talk to me. Oh, FINE. GO AHEAD. DO YOUR WORST, BUT AT LEAST I DIED FIGHTING. I'm not I have a better idea. Okay, here we Oh, you're so cute. What are you going to make me drink tea? Is that what you're going to do? No, no, don't worry. Is that boba? I can get some boba for us.
Oh, I'm Look at me. Oh, I'm autom I talk a lot and yep, that's what I do. Well, if you're Zane, why are you stupid? What? Zane. Oh, okay. They're not talking. This is boring. Let's take a look. Oh, that's kind of cool, actually. Hang on one second. Hang on one second. I should really let them talk. This would be What the Oh my goodness. There's a secret hidden room with a tea party. This is perfect. There you go. And there you go. Oh, this is so cute. Wait a minute. I Ooh, we're missing two spots. So, now I must go get a spot of tea. Okay, let's see. All right. Is Sarah there? Okay, this is going to be so exciting. All right, let's see what these boys are up to.
Oh, boys. Hello. Hurry. She might be here any minute, guys. Yeah. Well, oh, I wouldn't worry about that, actually. I But how do you Oh, yeah. She's right there. Hello. Do you want to go to a party? Yeah. Well, no. No, no, no, no, no. I MEANT TO SAY NO. SAID YES. COME ON. I want to go. Okay. And you, too. Oh, I think both of you went here. I hope so. Let's go. All right. This is going to be the cutest thing in the world. It's a secret tea party. Only I know about it. Here you go. I have the rest of the party. We have a little tea
party here. There we go. And then another tea party guest right here. Oh my gosh, you guys are so cute. This is going to be so much fun. Okay, I love you, but what is going on? Oh, chill. Well, well, well. Look who finally shows up. WAS A DOLL AND NO ONE SAVED ME. YEAH, SHE MADE US DO THINGS. HORRIBLE You just had a tea party and we're talking dumb. Here, I HAVE A TWINKIE. OH, THANKS. Not I actually do feel a bit better.
All righty, boys. Not me. IT CAN'T BE. BABY LOVES TWINKIES. WHAT? JUST TAKE THE TWINKIE. WAIT. GET OUT OF HERE. OKAY, I'll let you guys hide cuz we're going to play hide and seek. 10 9 8 3 2 1. And this is so cool. All right, let's make this easy. H. Just let the door open. How easy. Hello. Who's in here? Hello. Hi, Pier. No, you aren't. There you go. Enjoy yourself. Pretty good. Yeah. It's really good, huh? Oh, he exploded. I see what has to happen here. All right, let's take a look. Uh oh. Ian, you don't see me.
I can see you. Oh, you can't RUN FROM ME. OH, WATCH OUT. OH, WHY NOT? YOU MIGHT JUST WANT TO GET OUT of Wait, is that making you bake? This is uncomfortable. What is that? I am so sorry. Here's a teacup. I'm going to leave. And you enjoy your time. I'm not going to bother you anymore. Okay, not going in there. Uh, let's see. Where is Zane and Aaron? They could be anywhere. Zane, just let me have this. You thought you had caught me, BUT NOW IT'S MY TIME TO ESCAPE.
DO YOU WANT A SNACK FOR THE ROAD? YEAH, I'll take a snack. Okay. And then go to BOOKIES AND THEN OH, guess he's not going to Bookies because he's going to Bookies in Heaven. All right, Arwin. You want to GO TO BOOKIES? NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BIES. BOOKIES. SO, S WENT THERE. NOW HE'S DEAD. YEAH, HE TOTALLY DID. AND NOW YOU CAN join him. He went to the one in heaven. WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID. THIS WON'T HURT YOU. WAIT, I thought they were Twinkies. Where are you? Hello. Oh, you don't SEE ME. WAIT, WAIT, LOOK, LISTEN, LISTEN. LOOK. IT'S OUR SONG.
WHAT? That's not our song. It's not even working. Well, it's it's SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE OUR SONG, YOU KNOW. MHM. SO, put down the weird weapons and just dance with me, you know. Oh my god. Do you remember? GOODBYE. NO, NOT THE COOKIES. Nice try. Who wants a cookie? Not me. Oh, there we go. Cookie here.
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