Meet Mikechin Grills. He was a normal guy with a normal wife and a normal job making business down at the business factory. But thanks to an act of God, he got into a freak accident. Huh? What's in here? Hey, it's kind of an act of God if the dude is just stupid. Okay. He became obsessed with grilled cheese. It became his everything. Once he started emotionally cheating on his wife with grilled cheese, she filed for divorce. He got fired from his business job down at the business factory where he made business because he wasn't making enough business to keep business afloat and then bought a small house on the outskirts of town. Also, it looked like

a burger, which was a pure coincidence actually. He doesn't like burgers very much. It wasn't long before he was adopted by a stray called cheese the human who is definitely a human man by the way. He just likes walking around on all fours like me. But do not judge him. It took me a long time to make him, mainly because I was getting distracted and I kept using him as an instrument. His obsession with grilled cheese is never ending. However, a part of the old Mike still remains. He has business in his mind, but cheese in his heart. No, not cheese that human man like grilled cheese. Although it might sound cheesy,

the only route to happiness was the perfect combination of both business and grilled cheese. Carbon monoxide crossing. Another reason why he got it so cheap. Wow. And look at that view. So much space to keep all my carbon monoxide. Cheese. No. Please. Cheese. No. You're a human man. Stop it. A. He just loves kisses. He's confused. That's all. M. Grilled cheese. Oh, wait. Doorbell. But everyone I know is here. Must be some kind of sick prank. Prepared a whole serving of grilled cheese so I can give ASMR to my cat all day. Will you leave me alone? Can't a grown man enjoy his grilled cheese in peace? And I'm talking about cheese, by the

way. He's earned a bit of relaxation time. All right, fine. I'm Cheese to meet you. Wow, they're really hitting it off. I don't mean to jump the gun here, but they might be soulmates. Time to put it to the test. I'll hit her with this ball as hard as I can and see if she gets mad at me or not. It's a good test to see if someone is kind. Hit her a good few times and I got to say, she seems pretty nice. Pretty nice layout for a party. Very open plan, including the bathroom. Why are you just staring at me, man? I know it's weird. I just have an arch there, but it doesn't give you permission to just stare. I'm feeling pretty alpha right now. pretty good. After telling that guy to not stare at my pee and hitting that

woman with the football, I'm going to use this burst of confidence to buy a business. I've bought Hell's Kitchen, which is just on the other side of town. Wait, where is it? I know. I put it here. Oh, it's just off the map. Okay. I didn't know that was possible. All right, Mike, we're here. What's your f You're playing jump rope. Okay, awesome. Cool. All right. Well, you're the businessman. I'll just leave you do your thing. Oh, an old man showed up. our first customer. That's cool. I'm struggling to understand how we're going to make money, but I trust you, Mike. Sure, you look pathetic, but

that must be part of your master plan here. Any second now. He's going to make some business. Any second? What are you guys high-fiving about back there? Is it how good I'm playing jump rope? Is that it? I don't want to turn around and Oh, I lost my streak anyway. All right, I'm going to go again. All right, keep clapping. It helps me. Are you walking away? Sounds like you're all walking away. All right, I think I'm going to have to step in here. He's not really making any money. I don't have much money, so let's just buy the basics in what a restaurant absolutely needs. So far, I have two chairs, a table, and the serving desk. Uh, and I'm out of money.

Dude, stop it. I need that. I don't have much light. I could only afford this candle. I need the fireflies. You're stealing from me. You're stealing from a local business. All right, scumbag. Okay, this is not going to work. uh mainly because I don't have enough money to buy the things to make it work. So, we need to approach this from a different angle. If I sell everything back, I can just about afford a ticket machine. I can charge them per hour a total of zero. I What? No, I sure I have to charge them something. Look how much fun they're all having. Custom price. Let's say 10. 10 an hour is

very reasonable for the amount of fun you're having. Why is it worth $10? Well, why isn't it? Look how much fun those two weirdos are having. That guy just fell over. That's pretty awesome. Come on, man. Please, will you please give me $10? Idiot wouldn't give me $10 going home. So far, my business has just been panhandling on the side of a highway and maybe a bit of intimidation. I mean, because of the implications of being in the middle of the desert, anything could happen. What I actually need to do is to invest in my business. and no sane person would give me a loan. So, I'll just sell some of my furniture and reinvest it into the business. First of all, I need some staff. I don't really even know what

they will be doing yet. So, no skills required. Uh, the cheapest person, this person. Welcome to your first day at Hell's Kitchen. I know what you're thinking. You see the hell, but where's the kitchen? And that brings us to our first rule. No questions from the staff. And our second rule, can you put cheese down? He's a human man. Don't give him upies. If cheese doesn't have his dignity, you don't either. I'm going to make you wear something silly. This one's good. This looks professional, but also like you got dressed in the dark. With all this work, investment, and improvement, what can I charge? What?

One. How am I going to make a living off of $1? My first simoleon. $1. You hear that cheese? We might actually make enough to pay you. And then we'll think about paying Amber. Asserting dominance. I like that. Can't make grilled cheese for some reason. So, I just have told her to keep making single bowls of cereal and maybe people will come out into the middle of the desert in the middle of the highway to eat cereal. Wait, wait, hold on. I'm paying for the cereal. What the hell? Amber, you idiot. Do you not understand? We can't give away $11 cereal and then charge people a dollar to eat it.

Everyone around me is stupid. Ah, now that I've scattered cereal all around the desert sand, I can charge $2. It's a two-pronged business strategy. Either a slow grind, earning $2 an hour, barely getting by until I make it big, or I find treasure. Nice. Both strategies are going really well. People are being convinced by Amber to actually pay. And my hole is getting bigger and bigger. Wait, I think he found something. Oh, he found a rock. All right, that's it. I'm pissed off. Everyone leave. I'm going home. Ah, home sweet home. How did you do this? You're only making grilled cheese. Why is it all green? Where is

the slime coming from, bro? Be honest with me. It's getting very annoying only having one counter as well. I can never actually prepare my grilled cheese. Either it's filled with plates, slime, or cheese. It's kind of worth it though to make him happy. Look at his human little smile. Yeah, it's all worth it to see that smile. What the hell? Watching my weird human man cat hybrid. It feels a little sinister now. Come on, cheese. God is catching up with us. We got to get out of here. We're heading to Hell's Kitchen. I'm going selling all our restaurant stuff. I was really hopeful.

Honestly, I thought it was going to work. You know, the digging for treasure part. Okay, nice. Now the place is looking pretty good. I put down all the cereal and some grilled cheese I brought from home. I left the hole there. This is kind of neat. What do you mean you're not coming in today? You don't pay me enough to feel like I'm really needed. What the hell, man? You were just in this for the money? I thought you were passionate about this business, about grilled cheese, about my hole. Well, at least now I can invest that money in actually improving the business because she wasn't adding anything. I'm going to spend it on flamingos cuz that's what I can afford. Now that I've added all that

value, how much can I charge? What? Oh, that's not bad. $5. Hell yeah. All right, five bucks an hour and you get to hang out with me and the flamingos. In fact, let me sweeten the deal. I'm about to double our flamingo stock now that I have the other side littered with flamingos. What can I set the price to? $9. Oh my god, I've discovered the perfect business. That's right, cheese. Eat up. You can get used to living the high life now that I've figured out what we need to do. Come on. Yeah. You want Yes. That didn't even require any convincing. I knew that employee was holding me back. Okay. Well, this is working so well. Um I have

another idea. It's a bit outside the box, but what about more flamingos? I'll litter the opposite side of the highway with flamingos so those people can see them and bring even more customers and then I can charge $18 an hour. He is playing jump rope again. But you know what, buddy? You've earned it this time. You can jump rope late into the night and into the early morning if you want because this is passive income. I'm going to set the cereal for sale because I want them to have something to do. Even if it just pisses them off cuz it's really expensive and there's no actual way to complete the transaction. It's just something to keep them busy while they rack up the per hour charge. And

meanwhile, I'll eat my grilled cheese. The combination of business and pleasure has already begun. Ma'am, this is a business and that's my property. Can you leave him alone, please? He's sensitive. This woman is considering whether to eat this grilled cheese or not. I wonder what her pros and cons are. You know, like I see the cons, but what are the pros? Could you not? Wait, her kicking the flamingo gave me an idea. What if I bought more flamingos? With this increase in flamingos, I think $24 an hour is a fair price. Wait, I think I've realized it's because it's fun four. They have fun kicking it over. So, even though it's like a very small moment in time, the fun stats for the lot are stacking up. Normally, you'd

have to pay like 200 bucks to get a dart board that's rated fun four, but these are just $12 flamingos. Yeah, I'm going to start buying more flamingos. I can see that my natural business instincts brought me to this genius idea, and I need to double down. We're making it, cheese. We're really making it. Is everyone having fun? You all having a good time here in the storm, in the middle of the highway, in the desert? M stinky grilled cheese. Oh, I have food poisoning. But is everyone having fun? We all feel like we're getting value for our money, don't we? If not, you will soon cuz I'm buying more flamingos. $37.

Yeah, that makes sense. I'm getting him to clean up everything, but no matter how hard I try, I cannot fill that hole. I don't know how deep he dug, but I cannot fill it. No matter how often I make him try, it just will not fill. Oh, come on, man. At least pee in the hole or something. Have some dignity. I dare say I'm actually making a living. I've made 500 bucks here. You hear that cheese? We can finally pay our bills and purchase goods and services. I'mma buy more flamingos. And by my calculations, $49 is a bargain. And then more flamingos. And there we go. I think that's every usable space filled with flamingos. Set the price to $74 an hour. And all I got to do is grill hot dogs. I mean, he is clinically

depressed. But in your world, the only thing I really need to take care of is your hunger meter. Then you won't die on me. Oh, my business changed rank. What do you mean? Yeah, I'm minus one. I don't understand. Do they not see the flamingos? Why are people getting angry at me? It could be because of the environment. I'll buy one unique thing that'll boost the environment and they'll get over the fact it's always dirty with stinky plates around. This saw to do it. This is expensive, but has 10 out of 10 environment score. Are you serious? Jeez. Why is it's not a scratch, bro. Bro, what the hell is that? He destroyed it. The thing was made of metal. Maybe a group activity that's fun could keep them engaged. He's

doing everything he can to keep them here longer. He's not even starting the game. He keeps just adjusting his chair. To be this annoying, we're going to need more energy. He won't actually play because he's so exhausted. But because it's a community lot, he also can't sleep. So, I'll just make him run off caffeine. Oh god. All right. He doesn't look so good. Maybe you can't live off coffee. We learned something here today. I'll have another couple coffees just to be sure I'm not making an impulsive decision. Uh yeah, I don't think it's working. I think we'll stop with the coffee now. He's somehow more tired than when we started. He drank like 24 coffees. What if I do get him a bed and we just we'll

pretend it's not a bed? I don't know what you mean, officer. I don't live here. Okay, that's not even a bed. That's just my vehicle. I drove to work in that. Oh, it was too convincing. I guess even the game won't let me sleep in it. Wait, a tent? I could get a tent. Oh, sorry. Hold on. Let me move one of the flamingos. But you better appreciate what I did for you. And now I'm putting it back. I don't want to lose out on the value it brought. Now this is passive income. I'm making money here. And there's not been a peep out of him. He's sleeping away. And cheese the human is so low maintenance. He'll just eat anything. and everything. Wait, he's not sleeping in there. He's losing

energy now. Oh my god, he's trapped in there because of the flamingo. Oh my god, I trapped him inside a tent in the middle of the desert in peak heat. Yeah, you rev up those friars, man. You deserved a couple of hot dogs. Stop complaining at me or I'll put you back in the tent. Lightning and thunder means nothing to me. We're still having a good time playing Mojang Tiles. And we're up in the four figures here. And I'm not as depressed as I could be. It could technically be worse. I tried inviting a load of people, but no one will come over. I just want them to come over so then they'll pay the hourly fee. How did that happen? Dude, you got to do something, man. How do What do I do? Why

would I put the phone next to the grill? I can't call the fire brigade. Oh, he's freaking out. Fine. If you want things done, you got to do it yourself. Here we go. All right, everyone, calm down. I've got this under control eventually. Come on, man. Do you think these flamingos are flammable? I feel like for $12, they should be pretty sturdy, right? Oh, no. They're they're after catching fire. Well, that means the whole lot is flammable. Um, can we go home? Can I just walk home? You know, it's been a long day. I think it's quitting time.

Come on, everyone. Clear out. Why is he calm now? He is fully composed now. Where was this composure two minutes ago? There's only one person here, man. Can she just leave when she's ready? Could you go home, please? All right, she's gone. Will you go home? No, don't go back to the fire. Pause. He couldn't have gone any closer to the fire. Why would he do this? Just go away from the fire. Anywhere that's further. All right. Ideally, a little bit more further. Oh, and by that, of course, I meant walk closer. Thanks very

much, Mike. Can I go to a different community lot? Are you willing to do that? No, you're not. In fact, that just made you run straight into the middle of the fire for some reason. Cheese, please. I know you're an independent man, but can you do something? Can you think of anything that could help? Well, he's grilled and now I'm cheese. It looks like all of your Sims have died. No, I'm Cheese, human man. Now, I bid you good day, sir. Oh, he's back. He's still freaking out about the fire. Just off, dude. I'm sick of you. Right. Well, now I'm just a cat who lives in a burger house in the middle of the highway. Um, I don't think there's anything I can do here. I'm going to have to try and, for the lack of a

better word, cheese it and bring my guy back. Hello. Yes. Uh, I'm a random lady and I would like to pay you, the Grim Reaper, to bring back my kitchen grills who I met one time in the middle of the desert. Oh, he looks better than ever. Oh, he's he's having a mental breakdown. But that's good. He's not bottling it up anymore, you know? He's living more outwardly. I need grilled cheese or a therapist. Yeah, that's that's also probably a good idea. Hey, dude. Can you fix me? Either that or fix me up a sandwich. Oh, okay. Is that a good sign or a bad sign, Doc? Oh, I think it's a good sign.

Was that doctor even real? He's shaking the hand of no one. Am I the one who's insane? Well, the important thing is he's fine now. So, I would like to use your computer so I can find my own place. What is he doing now? He's taken out a cardboard sign of a grilled cheese sandwich and he's having another mental breakdown. What is that face? My reaction when someone's eyeing up my grilled cheese. I hope you don't mind, man, but I'm a content creator and that means I'm willing to use your mental breakdown for content. So, I'll just be taking some pictures of you for thumbnails if you don't mind. In fact, even if you do mind, now that my mental breakdown is over, I found this ad

listing. A cat called Cheese the Human is looking for a roommate in his burger house. So, I'll be out of your hair now. Cheese, I'm back. Why does that keep happening? Wait a second. Someone stole my business. They inherited my business somehow. Oh, well, if it ain't my favorite family, the Smith family. Favorite enough to take my business when I died. Let's get one thing straight here. Smith family. I am the god. All right. I am the god of your little universe. And you're going to call that nice man and you're going to give him back his business.

What do you mean? You need to take it. Take it back. What? He won't take the business back. He has eaten all their food and now he is destroying their toilet. Oh jeez. He's going feral again. Oh, there's no talking to him when he's like this. You know, Jenny, I actually give up. He's impossible. Let's just sell it and then I'll go control him and go buy it back. Mike, I understand you had some bad experiences there. I know I locked you in a tent in the middle of the summer heat in the desert. But you got to get over it, man. Come on. Buy it back. I'm trying to cheer him up by throwing a grilled cheese party. This way, I can just serve loads of grilled cheese sandwiches. Uh, everyone will be

very happy with the grilled cheese sandwiches, which will make him very happy for serving good grilled cheese sandwiches. And he gets to eat grilled cheese sandwiches, which is his entire thing. So, he's going to be really happy. I forcefed him so many grilled cheese sandwiches that the fridge has run out of food and he's about to vomit. So, I hosted another party in the hopes that I could force-feed other people and not die again. But no one had a really good time. This old lady kept insulting and fighting with this orange-haired lady. People started eating chips instead of eating my grilled cheese. And then an old man showed up and started beating pots and pans. And then he turned into a baby. And for some reason,

everyone immediately lost interest in that. Boo. Oh, this guy sucks. I wanted a guy beating pots and pans, not a weird dancing baby. You know what? If they don't appreciate me, they can go to hell. And I'll go to hell's kitchen. You got to be How are you still on fire, Mike? All right, you got to act fast, dude, before it spreads. We got to put this out, okay? Work with me. Please extinguish it. Why? Why is he not even spraying? He's just kind of waving it at it. All right, you know what? It worked. It's fine. I'm not going to complain, Mike. I'm proud of you. It's back. How is it back? In his defense, I don't understand what just happened. How did the fire go out and then just reignite?

It's got to be an act of God. It's got to be. Now he's just coughing at the fire. And yeah, that worked. Okay, you think outside the box, Mike, and I like that. Now, if you could please just clean up all of this melted plastic. Sorry, I don't have a mask or anything for you. Well, no, actually, that's a lie. I'm not sorry. The place is finally clean, and the hole is still unfillable. Actually, with all the work I've been putting into making this guy happy, he should have loads of aspiration points. These will make you less weak, Mike.

Wait, what is this? Conjure grilled cheese. Oh, hell yeah. you could solve world hunger. We won't. We're instead going to pursue this business idea that I'm convinced is the best thing anyone's ever thought of, but you could. And that's kind of cool. And I also have enough points to buy this hot tub. I don't really understand who he's buying them from. He's just calling some vendor and going, "Hey, dude. I'm really happy. I deserve a hot tub for free." And it works. I wouldn't say he's housetrained, but it's an improvement that he's getting out of the tent to piss and then getting back in. Now you're always either pissed off or pissing on something. I got to hand it to you,

Mike. You did something here. You can now proudly say that you own a brick and mortar business. Look, it's only one wall to be honest with you. But it's brick and mortar. Mike, you own a physical location now. I'm giving him a bubble bath to wash off all the pee. I think we need another employee. Oh god, he's stuck in the tent again. Yeah, life is tough for old Mike itching grills here. So, we do need another employee. Loki, I'll hire you cuz you low key have to run the place. I am incompetent. Oh, and my imaginary friend just arrived so he can show you the ropes. His name's the social bunny, and he's here because I haven't talked to anyone in 2 days. He

just made hot dogs, ate half of one, peed all over it, and then Loki had to clean it. Welcome to the team, kid. Stick with me and you're gonna go far. I'm trying to find an easy way to keep his hunger up because I have to look after him and I hate that. The juicer didn't work. I might try a microwave. There you go. Eat something. Wait, what did I just click? He got fcking electrocuted. How unlucky is this guy? It's not my fault. It's not. I can finally afford a chef's kitchen.

Greetings, customers. Don't worry about our chef. You may call it thirdderee burns, but I just call it passion. It may not look like it to you or anyone, but we now have a fully kitted out restaurant. It's not even been a day, and I can already tell this is a horrible idea. The only guy enjoying the food works for me, and I don't want to feed my staff. I'm a businessman. I've decided to go back to the flamingo strategy and I've put Mike in hibernation because he was bothering the customers. So, he's locked in that box over there earning $67 an hour and he has all his basic needs cared for. He can sleep in the tent. He can cook on the grill which also feeds cheese. He can piss on the floor which also feeds

cheese. And he can just socialize and have fun with cheese. It's a symbiotic relationship. The business is finally starting to take off. I think it's time we make things even more fun, which means slightly less flamingos and a few quality of life upgrades. I bought a pool table, a poker table, and that weird machine in the background. I don't know what it is. Um, it was just fun and not very expensive. I even tried expanding on the lot size so I could place more flamingos, but it turns out you can only place them outside. So then I undid everything I did because I have no interest unless I can place more flamingos. The only thing I didn't upgrade was Mike's headquarters. He's

still just stuck in this little box. And even worse, he actually got stuck in the tent for a while because cheese sat in front of the door. I tried finding a way that customers would bring him food, but it just wasn't working. So I gave up and he just has to deal with it. What has Mike ever done for me? I'm a bit of a cruel god. I created this guy and then I expect him to do stuff for me or I don't care about him despite me not caring about my Sim whatsoever. The business continues to make a huge profit. We're even ranking up now. That's the one positive that came out of me losing the business in that fire and then dying.

The rank reset. So now I just keep picking these money rewards and getting lumpsum figures donated directly into my bank account. Yep. This is the life. Doesn't get much better than this. I can even afford that same scratching post. I mean, ornament that I bought last time. No skin off my nose. It's just a fraction of my budget now instead of all of my money. Cheese. All right. Jeez. I'm sorry. Please. I'm exhausted.

Please. Can I just Can I get in the tent? I'll stop pissing on you. I semi-promise. Like, I'll stop doing it on purpose. Come on, dude. Please. All right. Well, you forced my hand. I've sent him out on a little walk. He's getting his exercise in. Uh, but mainly it's just to clean. The place is filthy. I sold the grill so they can't make any more mess. I think if you want to come to Flamingo Land, it's reasonable that you bring your own snacks. All right, it's all clean. Time to go away. Christina is hot. All right, time to go away. Back in your box, mister. I know I said no more grilling, but this guy snuck in when I opened the door for cheese to come in. And uh, he just started grilling in his underpants. And

I don't know, they both just look comfortable right now, so I'm going to let them be. What the? He just put the hot dogs down into pee and then the hot dogs disappeared. Huh? Curious guy. Wait a second. Are there still There's burgers on the grill. I'm inside of the tent here. Thank god I have a smoke alarm. Not usually a lesson you get to learn the hard way, but he learned it the hard way. Is someone coming? Okay, good. They're putting it out. I was getting a bit concerned. Guy slept through the whole thing. That tent has some thick fabric wall. We ranked up. Nice. We get the last bulk payment. Look at our money. Oh man, this is success. All

right, that leads us on to the next stage of our plan. Cheese land. It was meant to be Cheese Land, but I made a typo and I already printed all the merchandise. Yep, that's a whole lot of land to work with. And I know what you're thinking. He's not going to do the flamingo thing again. Well, think again cuz I'm going to do the flamingo thing. Sure, the joke's on me cuz it's it's taken away from my life and it's kind of sad in a way. It has been a full minute and I know that doesn't seem like long, but I don't feel like I've I've covered much of the land at all. Okay, I got an auto clicker that's going to place them for me. I just got to move the mouse. You see, you got to work smart, not hard in the world

of business and be prepared for a few crashes cuz you push your luck a little bit. Now that I filled every spot on the lot with flamingos, it's time to open for business. I've done my flamingo formula, and I believe per hour, a visit to this lot is worth $877, but I'm not in this for the money, so I'm putting it down to $81 per hour. And there's no room for entertainment in this business anymore. So, I'm just going to be on the roadside in my dressing gown freestyling for tips and every so often conjuring a sandwich out of thin air. Thank you for the tip. Tip me. Thank you. Thank you for the tip. I need more. I'd like if it worked on a percentage basis. By the way, I want at least 20% off that $800 as a

tip. There is one flaw in my plan, and that's that even though he looks pretty happy now, he's going to get miserable again. and he'll need care and attention, which I'm not prepared to give him. And I'm just regretting I didn't make this a home business. But I can't just do it again. Like, that would be insane. Good thing I'm not sane. That's right. Cheese, feast your eyes on cheese land, too. I somehow made the same typo. And this time, I didn't have any merch printed. It felt more like a pride thing. The house is sandwichesque, I would say. I wanted it to be pretty, but

also not take up a lot of space and to technically be a little prison where Mike would have all his needs covered. No one could get inside and he would automatically be serving the grilled cheese to people when I served grilled cheese without them coming inside. I don't want to deal with the people. I just want them to enjoy my cheese. I played around with a few designs to actually get this to work, but in the end, it was just putting the counters outside that did the best job. He'd get the grilled cheese, prepare it outside, bring it in and cook it, and then serve it outside. Start a home business. Nice.

Now, lock the door. Another huge bonus of having it as a home business. I can just pay a butler. Now, he's basically my staff without any of the complaining cuz as my butler, I can treat him like But don't think I'm abandoning Land One. No, we haven't even got started. It's also a brickandmortar location now. and I'm going to hire a manager and they're going to look after it for me. I'm never going to come here again. Frankly, I don't see the hubbhub. I don't get as much of a kick out of kicking flamingos and I think it's a little bit overpriced. Not much, but a little bit. All right, welcome new employee. Now, I'm really sorry about this, but I didn't realize you had to

have skills to be a manager. I thought I'd just go with the cheapest person. Uh, anyway, you're fired. Ah, you're here for your first day of work. Great. Let's get you training in order to be manager. Level up. Kalista has figured out how to use offer at a lower price. Level up. Kalista has learned to use the hard cell. Level up. Kalista can now use dazzle. That's what the gold sales talent badge was made for. I've had enough. I can't handle this job anymore. I quit. All right, new manager that I'm not bothering to learn the name of.

Sorry, I've had my heart broken too many times. But I'm going to overpay you. So you don't complain and you just put up with the abuse cuz that's what I pay you for. What's this? You have a lot in common with my friend therapist. Mind if I give therapist your number? I think you two get along. I've never been so insulted. I'm done depending on other people for my happiness. It makes me happy when people enjoy my grilled cheese. I'm just going to focus on me and my hobbies. Serving grilled cheese and singing about grilled cheese. All I need is my grilled cheese. Grilled cheese never hurt me.

Your company be giving me misery. So stay away from my cheese. Unless you're paying me $800 an hour, then you can stay for a little bit. I do love that he still has the tip jar down despite being inside of his own locked home. Jeez, I don't know what you're doing. Are you trying to scratch the glass? That is the worst noise I've ever heard in a Sims game. the quarter of a million mark. Hell yeah. Look at that cash flow. Can I just ask why the businesses are doing so bad under management though? Like Mike was locked in a tent which was locked inside of a box and he made loads of money. So what are they doing wrong? The quarter of a million mark is huge. But you know what's also progressing really, really

well? His aspiration points. I'm at the point now where I can just buy an elixir of life. I put it inside this little small jail cell so no one else could get it. I feel like it's been my hard work that's earned this. The flamingo business is not an easy business and I don't think other people should be rewarded. Frankly, I'm smart. They dump. It makes him feel young again. I feel rejuvenated. I believe I've added valuable days to my life. Well, then have some more, Mike. Oh no, winter has come. I don't know how this will affect my outdoor flamingo viewing/kicking business. That's the problem with paving the road less traveled. When you're a genius, you can often end up being the

guinea pig. Yeah, I was right to fear winter. Not only are all of my customers nearly freezing to death, I am nearly freezing to death. I actually feel a little bit bad for Mike, believe it or not, cuz he's addicted to cheese. You know, he's an addict and I'm putting it outside in the snow and he can't help himself. little idiot. You know, his lifetime goal is to eat 200 grilled cheese, and I don't feel like we can be that far off. Now, Mike, he's just a simple man. He just wants to make his grilled cheese, eat his grilled cheese, and see his served grilled cheese be eaten. Yes, success come to those who wait or don't wait for no man. If you if the if when you ride the you don't

forget how to ride a bike. I'm not sure what the moral of this story is. I've made so much money, but I've also made so much aspiration points. I can just buy this for cheese. I don't even know what it does. Some magic cat food. Oh god, it's radioactive cat food. What is in that? That glow can't be healthy. Oh well. We have passed the half a million mark. And I think for any sane person, that is enough. That is enough to say we have succeeded and we should probably end it there. However, I hope you've been paying attention because I am not a sane man and that is not nearly enough money for me to be satisfied. We're going to 1 million. Or maybe I could never be satisfied. Who knows what's in

No, that's that would be enough. That would be enough for me. I would be satisfied at a million. Never been a millionaire in the Sims before. Rank six. This is what success feels like. It's kind of itchy. Well, maybe not the part with the repo, man, but I just forgore about my bills. I don't know what to tell you. I'm pursuing my passions, eating grilled cheese, and never leaving my home. I'm hosting a party. Uh, sorry, I'm laughing cuz they're they're nearly vomiting. And I don't know whether it's over the food I served or me. She was thinking about me there. But yeah, hosting a party to celebrate getting to a million dollars.

This is what a millionaire's life is like. I just did a million dollars. Everyone, a toast. Well, actually, a grill to me. Everybody, I really appreciate all my closest friends coming out here to see me. Anyway, whoever you guys are, you can leave now. Now, I'm just going to make him make magic grilled cheese until his lifetime goal is fulfilled, cuz he's almost there. Oh, I even took a picture by accident. The butler's so happy that I'm a millionaire now. He's doing his little dance as I eat grilled cheese in front of him. I hope he's just happy for me cuz he's not getting anything out of this. Hey guys, I know you're busy and I'm not the center of attention for once, but look

at this. I'm making magic grilled cheese. M yummy. Please give me attention. He's done it. My kitchen has just fulfilled a lifetime want. As a reward, my kitchen will have platinum aspiration for the rest of his life. This is the best ending ever. What is that? Why? What? There was nothing to catch fire. I didn't even There's nothing inside. There's nothing outside. I wasn't cooking anything. It's It's spontaneously combusted. This is an act of God. Why does he hate me? I've literally done nothing wrong. Okay,

could someone do something? Where is Mike? What's he up to? Oh, great. Now the alien's on fire for no reason. He was the furthest from the fire and he's he's walking around with the fire. Great. Thanks, dude. Appreciate that. No, that's awesome. You know what? You're paying to be here. Customers always right. Just burn my house down. Oh, thank you, Mike. You finally made it to the phone. Please save my home and business and the guy if you if you want, I guess. Thank you. You guys are the best. See you next time. What? Oh, come on. I didn't mean now. Wait, don't leave. Stay. Come back.

The butler. Why is he so flammable? I'm going to call them again. How are you guys on fire out here? The butler's like, "See you later." Yeah, understandable, dude. You've had a tough day. Good thing like I'm set for life with money and happiness cuz this is just terrible. It's so bad for business. Like why should I suffer for what happened here? I did nothing wrong. Guy turned into ash though. Yeah, I guess it all evens out. And you know what they say, no publicity is bad publicity. He finally made it. Not only had he become a millionaire from this, he achieved eternal happiness. Yep, it may not look like it, but this is eternal happiness.

I don't think I've ever become a millionaire in the Sims before, and I'm so glad this was how I finally achieved it. I really hope you enjoyed the video. Subscribe for more insanity.