Say your prayers, Tommy. Mate, you can't just pull a gun. Don't look at it. Look that way. I'm not going to not look at it if you put a gun to my head and everyone's just comfortable with this Zelda. Yeah, it shoots Switch cartridges. That was nasty. I think the idea is you don't know what video game to play. So, it shoots one, didn't it? That is cool. Tommy and his back and we have bought the most extreme gaming gadgets that money can buy. including actually Tommy cover your ears.
All right. Playing station. The reason I'm whispering is because part of this video is you get to pick three products to actually keep. But Oh, really? When you lock one in, you can't change your mind. A really? Oh, can't I just have them all though? No. All right, we'll just keep that somewhere around as well. I don't want that game of goo. That's from years ago, isn't it? Oh, no. It's an unfortunate color. Which flavor have you got? Brown. It's a new flavor. What do you mean flavor? It's your hands. My hands don't need flavor. They're hands.
Starting with the voice mod key, which lets you change your voice when you're gaming online on your console. Have you ever been recognized just from the lobby? Yeah, sometimes, dude. Yeah, it can be awkward. Yeah. So, what do you do? Stop swearing. So, another option. Yeah. Oh my god. It changes your voice. Hello. And then testing. That's what you sound like. Yes, I know. Pick a voice. Villager. D. Oh, hello Aaron. Hi, boys.
Shall we look at some tech? Do you like that? Was that close? I think that voice followed by do like that is not allowed. Hello. Wow. Oh no. Oh. Huh. Oh, Tommy, you're cute. How are you, Aaron? So, you I don't want to keep this. Oh, I was going to ask you can have it. Oh, really? Yeah. For me, I don't know. I'm more like you keep the game of goo. Are you going up? Yeah. It's a little squeeze.
Why? This is not it. You Oh, wow. Oh, but now from $60 all the way to $800. This is the 1X Sugar One. A bizarre mouthful of a name for what actually seems like a fascinating transforming handheld console. What was your favorite handheld? Oh, probably the 3DS. That's a great answer. Okay, because we have got the modern reimagining of that concept. Have you ever seen this? What is this? So, this is emulating 3DS in like four times the resolution. Oh, mate. Does it bring back any memories? Yeah, it does. But it's also just like awesome. It's like a Steam Deck and a DS had like a baby.
Actually, the sticks feel a lot better than any hardware Nintendo's produced. These are so like the buttons have a click to them cuz they're all touchscreen. You can still use it like the S. There's a thing you can do here. So, okay. This is so cool. I like hanging out with you. Yeah, that was a 3DS emulator. This is now just full Android. It's a pretty nice looking game. That is really nice. That's like up there with the OLED Switch, isn't it? Yeah. This is like $800. Oh, okay. Well, it's a lot more than the switch. I just realized I think I'm getting Gamer Goo over the place.
Oh, why are you gooing up this nice thing? My concern, you know, when you have like all these like moving parts and stuff is that it's really space inefficient. So, you have to like you've only got a tiny amount of room for your chip and stuff like that. If you were buying a handheld to play games like this, you'd be wasting money buying this. You almost have to need both of these form factors for this to be worth it. Yeah. So, I only get to choose now if I get to keep choose now. Is there things that I'm going to like more than How many do I get to keep?
Three. Yeah, I think I'll keep I think I'll be stupid not to keep this. Really? I actually joking. Mate, thank you. You're welcome. I appreciate that a lot. Oh, wow. Maybe some regret in this later. Okay. That was an ominous thing to say after that nice moment. Wow. Okay. Well, since he loves the 3DS so much, there's actually another dimension to that console that's also had a modern take. The glasses free 3D tech. Oh my god, this thing's enormous. What am I looking at here? What is this behemoth? So, this can apparently play games in three dimensions, but because no one's actually making games in 3D anymore, this thing uses AI to convert 2D games
into 3D games. You would flick this little switch at the top. Woah. Oh, man. Wo. This is going to be lovely for about 3 minutes until I have a migraine. But wow, that's like really immersive. Oh, look at this. This is like a track camera in case you're just sick of the joystick. You know, the thing is this is cool. It would sit on my shelf forever. Like I'm never going to be like, you know what? Let's bust out the AI generator 3D. It's like 3D TVs, isn't it? It's like 3D is never the one piece of tech that you're like, you know what I need right now? I need some 3D in my life.
Let's just leave it behind. You know what I mean? 3D. I don't I didn't get it at the time and I definitely don't get it now. Let's show a YouTube video. Oh, mate. Is it going to put it in 3D? It could do. Oh, no. Do these come off or They do actually. Yeah. Do they? Yeah. How do they This doesn't feel Yeah. That's not right, is it? This is like holding the bottom of a baseball bat. AI 3D mode. Does it work?
Yeah. I mean a bit thing is I was there so like I don't need to The fact that's AI is pretty cool. I think it's actually like really good execution for a concept that no one asked for. Yeah, exactly. All right, off we go. I don't want it, by the way. Okay. Yeah. Well, that thing was really stretching the definition of handheld. I know what we could both do with a hand massager. A hand massager for gamers, of course. Do you ever get hand pain while you're like typing or gaming? There used to be a thing in Minecraft where you would have to jitter a click to like win the games. You have to click as quick as you could on a mouse. After
a while of that, my hands would start hurting. Reach 12 clicks per second. You are a bad boy. So, this is a massager for gamers. You want me to stick my hand in that? Everything in my instinct says like when you come to this man's big mansion and he says, "Stick your hand in this thing. Don't do it." Oh my god. There's like finger sockets. What? It's clamped down on my hands. It's clamped down. Okay, I'll put some heat on there, too.
Oh. Ow. It's tight. You must know better than most people that you can't perform optimally in the gaming room if you have cold or cramped up hands. This is the least happy I've been in a long time in this moment. Does it not feel like refreshing? It feels like, do you know the blood pressure monitors at the doctor where they squeeze really tight on your arm and just let go? What if you just like went with it? Go to a happy place. Go to 3D Land. It's hard to go to 3D Land when my hand is getting squeezed. No, it's not right, is it? You know, it's not right.
I think this is amazing. We need doctors. No, no, no. I need nurses. We don't need That's nice. That is really nice. I see on your face. It's not. When I type for long periods of time, I feel it like especially on the back of my hands here. The pressure feels amazing. It's got airbags around all my individual fingers and it's almost like easing it in a way that you can't do yourself. Do you want it? No. I want it so I can burn it. You don't leave the house enough. Okay. So, you know how multiplayer gaming over the years has started to feel increasingly like an online only experience?
Well, the board is designed as the antidote to that. Wait, this box is actually insane. What kind of board game enthusiast do they think has the strength to open this? Okay. Well, on reflection, I guess the board game enthusiasts probably have the brain to think of that. Do you like board games? I actually love board games. Oh, but have you ever tested a smart board game? What is this, man? Pieces. Oh, wow. So the company has decided they wanted to try and recreate the feel of physical board game but the benefits of digital. For example, going to
space rock. This is like the one out of Star Wars. Pretty slick actually. Everything seems to be running at like 60 frames per second. And then this is literally who can shoot the most asteroids. This is awesome. You can see yourself using this 100%. I bring this around my dad so we'll all be sat playing this for hours. It's a gaming experience that you couldn't have in any other way, right? holding a physical piece playing a digital game. This is really cool.
Yeah, you got cooked. By the way, what they don't have is any of the official IPs. There's no katan. There's no ticket to ride. Well, I assume it costs the money to buy the licenses to use those games. Okay, let's try. Okay. All right. Because Snake was taken. Oh, wow. Okay. So, the Snake follows you. So, Oh my god. And then if you take it off the board, it just stops. You suck. You invite me into your home. Uh yeah, only tech. And no, I don't suck. Actually, in case you are angered by further L's rage pad, do I need to open it or No, I think this is meant to be like a healthy outlet for your pain.
It's making noises at me. Wa! Mate, can you actually chill out? Oh, so Cross didn't do well in snack. Oh, I feel much better now. I think you should feel worse about yourself, personally. Well, let's do a quick co-op game. This is like lemons. Oh, actually, yeah. Come to think of it, it's got a speaker in it as well. It's quite nice. You just place the pieces and then Oh, and they walk and then they'd walk across them. Why did I like take it out? Oh my god. Oh my gosh. That's really interesting. It's actually a new gaming experience. It's immediate.
Yeah. This is brilliant. This is actually brilliant. This is fun for the whole family. I'll take it. Yeah. How much is it usually? Uh, it's like $400. Oh, yeah. I'll have it then. Okay. Oh, do you want the ring? I don't want the rage pad. Do you not want that rage pad that just shouted at me? Now, I can't quite believe that this Colo GCS is a real product. The thing looks like a prop from a sci-fi film, but this is actually an 11 speaker ultrawide sound system designed to attach permanently onto your chair and completely immerse you. We need to
transition your chair. I don't know how to respond to that socially. Yeah. Okay, let's do that. 3 2 1 How did that feel? You going to like electrocute me? It does look like that, doesn't it? This is like really what Darth Vader is in. Yeah, it's actually really cool. It's like a 360 surround system. So, it's kind of like wearing really big headphones, but that allow you to hear where every sound is coming from. So, I still can't shake the feeling I'm going to get murdered. Oh my god. Oh, this is high quality. So, I'm curious like how directional does the sound feel?
Incredibly. Oh, just plowing into civilians. Ah, they looked at me really weird. They were looking the other way. It's a game of goo man. It's in my lungs. This is really annoying cuz there's just screams all around me. This is actually hor This is like a nightmare. Let's say this was an online game and you were like listening to like footsteps. Do you feel like you can hear anything new? I would realistically probably just use headphones or speakers. Oh, it's great, right? Yeah, I see what you mean. Hey, shoot someone. Hear the screams all around. It's actually nightmare.
Isn't that unnerving? So, if I had run in front of these people, you can actually hear their voices move from there to there. escaped. So, I was just saying this is so horrible. I'd say it's not like the highest fidelity audio I've ever heard. I don't know how much you pay attention to that. I didn't I wouldn't even know how to notice the fidelity. It's cool. It's a good thing, but it's a bit much. It's going to be a no from It's a no from you. Yeah, it is wicked. But yeah, what if you actually wanted to leave your new high-tech gamer pod?
Well, this Mcon O Snap is probably the most advanced smartphone controller that I've ever laid eyes on. So, it's got Mag Safe, which means you snap your phone on like that. Then, ejects a lot of force. Okay, let's try again. Then handles fold out. What do we think? I don't uh love it. Just feel a bit silly gaming phone. So, okay. So, phone games are not for you. These are actually really nice joysticks. If you were a phone gamer, I'm I'm sure you could love that. Like if you're a phone gamer, you've got bigger problems on your play. Wow, that's rich. If you were to assess like as a controller, so forgetting the mobile side of things, do you think it's a good controller?
It's pretty nice. And these are really nice. Uh nice little Oh, the triggers. I haven't even got to the triggers. Yeah, they do feel good. They're really nice triggers and bumpers. It does do one thing though that I haven't showed you. You can also detach. That's a kickstand. And then you carry on playing wirelessly. Oh, that's pretty cool. I'm actually a big fan of that controller. I think that's wicked for the size it takes up, but not for you.
No, no, you can keep it. Right. I think it's time we move this party to the sofa with the gaming pillow. No, it's not for your head. We're gamers. It's actually for your handheld console of choice, right? Gamer pillow. Bring it a bit closer. I look like an old person. Uh, yeah. This is uncomfortable. Let's try. Oh, the pillow feels amazing. Wow. Can you smack me with this? I don't think I'm just like being paid enough for that. I'm not being paid at all. It's good. Sorry. So, when did you last leave the house?
This is also a Mag Safe mount. Your phone. It's kind of maneuverable. Oh, is that I'm Yeah, this is good. Hang on. Let me You go back. Oh, the way that this moves around. Yeah, it rolls, right? Yeah. Do you know what I'm willing to say? Maybe I spoke too soon. I rate ate it. You rate ate it, but you don't want it. But it's a bit like a burrito. Do you know what I mean? It's like it's not a first date kind of food. Like I'm not exactly in my classiest, am I right now?
Bloody slouch like a dead man. Awfully concerned with how you come across while gaming. Maybe I'm too insecure. Aaron, so that's one option for a little handheld gaming on your couch. But what if you wanted to connect up to your full-on gaming PC while still never getting up? Well, that is where the couch master comes in. You hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Cuz you're going to get Cheetoy fingers all over this keyboard, aren't you? So, just let's just think before you open those. All right, Mom. You do it. You sound like someone who's been burned before. This is our battle station. Do I look cool now?
It's actually kind of cool to use a PC on such a massive screen, but I can have my Tommy in it video open here. Oh, thank you. Couple of fun products I've been ready to buy for my gamer setup. It's my pizza order and it's all very easy to track on the Opera browser, our sponsor. What do you think to this rig? The Chrome LED as well. Super cool, man. I've got six USB ports. I've got an iPad. It's definitely not for me. I actually think so. If I was a PC gamer, this fixes my one annoyance with being a PC gamer, which is that you have to sit at your desk and you have to use an office chair. Oh, look at this. An email from our neighbor. I saw you shoot that Minecraft boy. I know what you did by darker
lines. It's actually pretty cool, though, cuz the Opera browser has all your Google services baked into the sidebar. So, we don't even need to leave this Uber four-way productivity split screen to check it. Maybe there's a link. It's free. Yeah, there's Where can I find this link? In the description. Oh, well, I'll have to bloody go down there, won't I? I have to have a little scroll. Do you want this? No. No, thank you. But um I'm all right. But let's say you wanted to game on someone else's couch. And let's say that someone else is your grandma who still has an old CRT TV. Well, this tiny little projector could be the solution.
This is a tiny portable projector. Oh my god. No way. Yeah. You ever seen those triple folding phones? It's kind of like that. It's actually mad in person how tiny it is. Oh my gosh. You impressed. Yeah, very. It's adapting pretty responsibly. Okay, let's smash. What did he say? This is what you take to your grandma's house. Oh, I remember the war. Shut up, Graham. I'm going to play Metanite on the ceiling. Oh my days. I thought you were good at games.
No. Oh, my bad. Right. I have an idea, but I'm not sure how you're going to feel about this. You want to play on the ceiling? I want us to lie in the bed and point it at the ceiling. Oh, mate. We're actually bros, you know. Imagine this on a date. Like, oh yeah, let's just play Smash on the ceiling. I could just lie in bed like this. Wow. It fits in my pocket. So, when I'm traveling, I could just watch things on the ceiling of a hotel. You're right. This is coming home with me if that's all right. Oh, I love it.
Yeah, I actually love it. But if you are uber serious about taking your complete gaming experience with you when you travel, then I have never seen a more extreme execution of that concept than the brand new Poger Yez OLED edition. So, this is a portable PlayStation 5 Pro. Oh, wow. High res. So, that's a quad HD OLED screen. Look at my fingers, though. Look how quick I'm going. It's incredible. You're doing no damage. So, this has got the sound system in as well. Yeah, it sounds really nice. Punchy enough for a small little thing. It's got a wireless charging pad for your phone. You know what? I bet if you like an esports player, this would be awesome.
I really like the fact that it keeps everything to do with your PlayStation together. You would actually transport it like this. How heavy is it? Going to lug this around Heathrow airport. Let's see. Oh god. It's not too bad. Yeah. No, you couldn't hold this for an hour. It does have wheels. So, let's say it's a bit too much hassle. It is nice. I'm just thinking that's the size of like one of my longhaul suitcases. It's going to be a no for me. But then if you wanted to play PS5 on the go, what is your alternative? I guess a portal.
Do you need to play PS5 on the go or do you need more hobbies? If you're going to an Airbnb, you just bring your console, bring a HDMI lead in your bag. You're probably just going to be able to stick it in the back of a telly. This works out quite well for you. You picked three products. Those probably are your three favorite products. Yeah, they definitely. So there's no regret. Oh, this is what a great
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