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[Cheers and applause] -Um, hi. Welcome to "The Chris Farley Show." I'm Chris Farley, and my guest tonight is one of the greatest musicians. Or, rock musicians. I guess, songwriter ever. Ah! That sounded stupid! God, idiot! I never know how to start these things. -You're doin' great, Chris.
-Really? No, I'm not. Anyway, I guess I didn't have to say who you were, because, man, I mean, everyone knows who you are. You're Paul McCartney. [Cheers and applause] -It's great to be here. -You -- you remember when -- You remember when you were with The Beatles? -Yeah, sure. -That was awesome. -Yeah, it was. Yeah.
-Okay. Oh -- you -- you remember when you went to Japan, and at the airport they arrested you 'cause you had some pot? And, man, it hit all the papers and everything. -Well, to be honest, Chris, I'd kinda like to forget all that. -Idiot! So stupid! What a dumb question! -No, no, no, Chris, I get asked that all the time in interviews. Maria Shriver asked the same question last week. -Really? Did you know that she's married to Arnold Schwarzenegger? -Yeah, I've heard that.
-Did you see "Terminator"? -No, I missed that one. -That was a pretty awesome flick. -[Clears throat] -Okay. Okay, you remember when you were with The Beatles? And you were supposed to be dead and -- There was all these clues that, like, you'd play some song backwards, and it'd say, like, "Paul is dead," and everyone thought that you were dead or somethin'? -Yeah. -That was a hoax, right?
-Yeah, I wasn't really dead. -Right. Y-You remember Beatlemania? Where those four guys, they dressed up and went on stage and they looked like you and then they played Beatles songs and -- and -- -Yeah, I heard about that. -Yeah. That was awesome. I think we've got time for one more question. Remember when you were in The Beatles and you did that album "Abbey Road," and at the very end of the song -- the song, it goes, "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make"?
You remember that? -Yes. -Is that true? -Yes, Chris, in my experience, it is. I find the more you give, the more you get. -Aw! -[Mouthing words] [Cheers and applause] -Well, that's it for this week's show. Thank you, Paul McCartney. Thank you for being one of the greatest rock -- I mean, a living legend and, um, a legend of rock 'n' roll or -- and just thanks for bein' on the show.
God dang it! Sounds so stupid! I knew I'd screw that up! -You did fine, you did fine, Chris. It was good, it was good. -Really? -Yeah. -Thanks, man. Thanks. Thank you. 'Member -- 'member when I was talking to you about "The Terminator"? -Yeah. -You should see that movie. It was pretty cool. [Cheers and applause]
