48 Hours of the Weirdest Experiences in Las Vegas

Good morning, adventurers. Good morning, y'all. And welcome back to another beautiful day in Las Vegas. This town is nuts, you guys. It's got an energy unlike any other city in the world. The architecture is just insane, and there are so many things you can experience here that you just cannot get anywhere else. It's also a town where you can live out your wildest fantasies. Yeah, like crushing a car to pieces with a 30,000 lb excavator. WOO! YEAH, BABY. OR gaining 30,000 lb by eating this abomination. But seriously, how the heck do you eat it? Vegas may not have a real horse track, but it's got the next best thing. That's a free pour. That's a free POUR RIGHT THERE. YEAH. It's the only

city in the world where you can get a taste of Paris, New York, ancient Egypt, the Middle Ages, all in one place. There are seriously so many weird and off-the-wall things to do in this city, so we're going to do as much as we can and see just how weird Vegas can get. Well, to kick off our Vegas experience, we decided to come down to Fremont Street because there is no shortage of weird here. Yeah, there are so many epic lights and lit up marquees all over the place. There's this huge canopy up above that's a giant video screen that runs the length of Fremont Street, and it's probably some of the best people watching on the planet. The whole thing is just wild and over the top and exactly what you would expect

from Vegas. All right, let's go see how much weird stuff we can find. Man, it's been a while since we've been down on Fremont Street. This is wilder than I remember. There's stuff going on everywhere. Yeah, and so much noise, just pure chaos at every turn. You got people just living their best life like this. Heck yeah. He's got some moves. All right. All right, this guy has got skills. Oh, man. Fantastic. This is the real Vegas show right here.

I feel like that guy should have his own show on the Strip. That was impressive. He can drop it. I was so nervous, y'all. He had a real glass bottle. When you're walking around in Vegas, whether you're on Fremont or the Strip, you're going to see all these showgirls walking by with these epic feathers. I've always wanted to get a photo with them, but I've always been a little too nervous. But today, I think I have my courage with me.

Yeah, she had a little liquid courage. A little, yes. But we just saw a couple ladies down here. I feel like it's just something you have to do in Vegas, right? Yeah, you have to do it, not me. it. Yeah. I feel like we have to be honest with you guys. The real reason we came to Fremont Street is because our favorite game in all of Vegas is here. It is called the Sigma Derby. It's probably the goofiest game in all of Vegas, and it just so happens to be at the D. So let's go. But before you head into the D, you've got to check out the littlest D.

This is the Manneken Pis, which, if you guys remember, we saw the original Manneken Pis statue in, was it Brussels? It's actually this little statue that everyone crowds around and gets their picture of because it's so freaking ridiculous. He just looks so content, don't you think? Well, I guess anything goes in Vegas, y'all. This lady is climbing on the statue, and she is literally holding on to his little wee-wee. First things first, we got to get quarters cuz this is like a legit old-school Vegas machine. Yep, and you got to get your big D cup, and that is for holding all the quarters.

So, the way that this game works is you put your quarters in the little slot there, then you make your bets on a horse combination, so horse one to two, one to three, one to five. You can even do four to five. And then they prance around the track like the majestic beasts that they are. And then mommy makes money. Yeah. You didn't make any money that time. We're not? No. Yeah. FREE POUR RIGHT THERE. YEAH. OH, that's 18, baby. Not a bad payout. Dang. This is why we love this game. It costs barely anything, and you can get free drinks while you're playing. Free drinks. Well, these drinks

typically cost over $10 each, so You are correct. This cost us quarters, baby. I made my money back. I got a drink. I'm going to call that a success in Vegas. Let's collect. Go ahead and put it in my big D. All right. Apparently, according to the internet, the one here at the D is the last one in the USA. So, if you want to play Sigma Derby, you have to go to the D on Fremont Street. But other people have caught on to how awesome the game is and have made a new and improved version. Welcome to the Derby Deluxe, where we still technically have mechanical horses, but they're a bit more nimble.

They got a bit more joints. You'll also notice this one has a purely digital screen, which, in my opinion, is not nearly as fun. But man, I love watching these horses run around because they just move so fluidly, and they can go all over the track. The jockeys actually bounce up and down. It's a hoot. All right, but back to Fremont Street. At the end of Fremont Street, you are going to find what I believe is the most unhealthy restaurant in the whole of the USA, and it is called the Heart Attack Grill. This place is known for having disgustingly large burgers. In fact, the biggest one on their menu is called an octuple bypass, and it is a whopping 20,000 calories. And as you can see on the front, if you're over 350 lb, you eat free. And

they have a scale in the front, so you hop on it, you weigh yourself, and they stick to that. And I heard a rumor that if you don't eat everything, they spank you? What? I don't know. I do feel like you should be punished for just ordering the burger in the first place. All right, lead the way cuz I'm terrified. Okay. Well, I'm already horrified. Walking in, and they put you in like a hospital gown. People are getting spanked within an inch of their lives over there.

Does that mean we're getting spanked? I think we're getting spanked. There's no way we're going to finish this. Not even like if we had a whole week here, I don't think we could finish this. I will happily take my spankings and do the octuple bypass. She's not going to take big. Well, our first course has arrived, 100 cc's of Tito's vodka. And apparently, every shot comes with like a slushy. Oh my god. You guys, this place is so American and so dumb. This is the childproof lock. What's happening? You got to push and turn. COME ON. I AM. I'm scared I'm going to break it. Oh.

Look at this stupid thing. This is like um a person's meal for the entire week. It's a meat tower. This is a meat and cheese tower, you guys. So, to be honest, we got it without tomatoes and onion because we're like, who needs any vegetables when you're just ordering this? So, it's about half the size it would typically be. I think typically it'd be about here because of all the vegetables. We did confirm that we can take the leftovers to go as long as we take our spankings. So, I think this is going to be all of our meals for the rest of our time in Vegas. Yes, we are determined to eat this entire burger cuz I ain't about to waste like eight freaking burgers. Now you got to eat it.

You got to bite this thing. Let me take it over here cuz it's a little more meat on the outside. Are you ready? Yeah. I don't know if I've ever felt more shame in my entire life. Someone literally just came up and was like, "I can't believe you're eating that." It is like the size of my body, like the size of my whole leg. gain legitimately 10 lb. But real talk, this is delicious. I mean, a burger with chili and cheese on it, and the bun is confirmed amazing. It's like a like an artisanal bun. I decided to go with the single bypass. Okay, but full disclosure, you can't split this. So, the only way for this to work was for him to get the puny burger, and I had to get the big beefy all the

meat burger. Yeah, but they are very adamant about not splitting because they want one person to finish this. And that's happened, I think. Have any of you guys done this? I know some of you have been here. Have you even like gotten close to accomplishing this cuz I don't know if I'm horrified or amazed. Okay, we didn't even get close to finishing. I will gladly take these spankings over trying to fit that abomination in my belly. All right. YEP. THAT'S A REAL SPANKING. GET HER. AGAIN? WOO! ALL RIGHT. I DESERVED IT. IT'S FINE. I would say you earned it. I earned it.

Ow. WOO! I FEEL ALIVE. I DON'T KNOW WHY I WANT to say thank you, but thank you. I love my job as a like I get to spank and then at the end they still tip me and thank me. Yeah. It's a great gig. Great point. Okay, thank you. Bye-bye. Well, that was ridiculous and slightly humiliating, but mostly fun.

We won't show you the aftermath, but uh She knows how to deliver a nice spanking. [snorts] She did a great job. But as you can see we are going to be eating like kings and queens or like I don't know tools for the entire week. All right, we're back to our hotel. Luckily, they have a big old fridge in here. So, here goes my 100 lb of burger meat to save for later. Man, after all that burger and we accidentally drank almost the entire slushy, my belly and my teeth are killing me, but I have just the thing for that. Y'all we used to travel with our old regular toothbrushes, but they got so gross and I felt like they were doing way more harm than good. But I'm happy to say we threw those old nasty brushes

away a long time ago and we upgraded to the Suri electronic toothbrush and it has completely changed the way we brush. So, we wanted to give them a huge thanks for partnering with us on this video. It comes with this awesome travel case that not only charges the toothbrush, but check this out there's a UV light in there and when you push that it sanitizes the brush. That's what getting a clean brush looks like. Oh, yeah. With a normal toothbrush it's easy to press way too hard on your gums and do permanent damage. But luckily, with toothbrush it has a built-in pressure sensor so you can't brush too hard even if you wanted to.

Oh. It literally shuts off if you push too hard. no. You can charge the case up and it lasts for a month, but I'll tell you I haven't charged mine since we were in that camper van in Mexico and it is still chugging along. Oh, it's still going, baby. You can snag a Suri toothbrush of your own. Just scan the QR code or head to trysuri.com and use our code to get an extra 15% off. Believe us, once you try it you'll wonder why you didn't toss your old toothbrush a long time ago. Y'all have you ever driven by a construction site and you were just like, "Damn, would it be a lot of fun to get in one of those machines and just

tear some stuff up?" Well, of course that is something you can do here in Vegas and we are about to do it. We are literally about to completely destroy an innocent little car with a giant 30,000 lb excavator. This might literally be my dream come true. Yes, let's go. That's right, y'all. Today we're finally going to crush the haters. Best I could come up with. I don't know. We forgot that you could do spray paint stuff on here and crush it. All right, now you got to go.

We're putting all the things we hate to deal with on this car. This has been our nightmare for the past couple of weeks so get out of here. You guys, what even is this symbol? This is like what I used to draw all the time when I was a kid in the 90s. I don't know why you just drew that in your notebook. You're hardcore. All right, are you ready to teach this car a lesson? Yeah, freaking Saturn. Yeah. Looking at me like that? All right. Y'all Allison is going first. She is such a freaking champ. She just hopped right in. She's like going through all the little safety checks and learning how everything works, messing with the

bucket and stuff. And of course, she looks cute as a button in there. Oh, it's okay. We're spinning. Oh my gosh, you guys. Oh, I don't like IT. OH, NO. AH. OKAY, HERE WE GO. I'M SMASHING. AH. [screaming] OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD, I'M PICKING THE CAR. I'M picking this car up. WHAT? OKAY, WE'RE DROPPING IT. OH. [screaming] OH MY GOSH, THAT WAS AMAZING. That was so cool. I survived. Okay. It's like a roller coaster. You guys, look what we've done to this poor Saturn. Oh my gosh, this thing rips through it like butter. I can't even believe it. Highly recommend, would do again, very fun. What did you do to this

poor Saturn? Yeah, I took out all my anger and aggression on it. Yeah, he had it coming. She popped a tire, too. That was pretty cool. me. And we got our little souvenir that we'll cherish forever. Yep. The Saturn whose life we destroyed. it's cracked in half just like we cracked it in half. Night has fallen on the Vegas strip. I love when the sun goes down, the lights come on, the energy starts to kick up. This happens to be one of our favorite hotels on the Vegas strip because it is just absolutely beautiful. I mean, it's got all this crazy shiny epic chandelier stuff all over the place. Everywhere you turn you're going to find some weird

quirky sculptures. You can actually just walk around and do like an impromptu art crawl type of thing. Well, I'm going to say this one is easily my favorite of all the artwork at the Cosmopolitan. She's just made up of all these old school cables like ethernet cables, USB, printer cables, you name it. But it also reminds me of Eric's LAN parties back in high school. When we met there were a lot of cords like this. I had crates and crates full of this crap. Looks like somebody didn't finish their burger, either. You got to spank that donkey, too.

Spank that ass in every sense of the word. So, yeah. This is one of the more famous sculptures you can come see at the Cosmopolitan. It's got a dog head guy, rabbit head girl and uh you can tell all the parts that everybody touches because that's where the stuff is worn away. Oh, you didn't want to touch that other part? The lady did enough touching this morning. I'm I'm good. Oh, what the mannequin pissed at you? We read on the internet that there is a hidden pizza place in the Cosmopolitan. None of these restaurants have pizza in the title. So, either that means it does not exist or it is in fact secret. You

guys, there's a bunch of people sitting over here with pizza. I think we're getting close. Yeah, it's it's either in that area or that area. I don't know. I don't smell any pizza. I don't think this is right. No pizza in sight. Okay, let's try. Try door number two. Yes, door number two. He's got a pizza box. You know what that means. Oh, this is so funny. It is completely unmarked. I see some benches in here. Oh, yeah. I'm smelling pizza. We found it. We also heard that the pizza in here is super authentic considering the atrocity we ate earlier in the video, maybe we split one single piece.

Yeah, that's just enough to keep us going. Yeah, great. That is a beautiful slice of pizza. We just kept it super simple, got pepperoni although you could add so many fixings on top of there. But the moment of truth, does it pizza? Oh, hi. It's really hot. Oh, yeah. The cheese is super flavorful, the pepperonis are a little spicy. Even though the crust is thin, it is nice and crispy underneath. I'm going to say secret pizza was super successful, but we are going to head to another secret

spot that I heard about in a different hotel. So many secrets. We came to the cabinet of curiosities inside the Horseshoe because allegedly inside of here is a secret speakeasy. But apparently, in order to get in there you have to solve a puzzle. Do we have the brain power Uh in and get a drink and kill our brains even more. Well, it turns out you have to have a reservation to get inside. But have no fear, if you show up like us and don't have one, you scan a little QR code and hope and pray that they have availability which they did in about 5 minutes time from now. When that happens, we will call them and they're on that phone. Allegedly, they will come and let us through that ominous door.

Allison Bieler? Okay, thank you. All right. The wheels are in motion. We have successfully solved the puzzle which should give us entrance into the speakeasy. Pound. Hooray. Aha. Enter. Thank you. We made it inside and this place is fantastic, you guys. It is super intimate because they do the reservation system so there's only a few other people in here with us. This is their secret menu order form and you write down your current mood, your preferred drink style, your zodiac element and they make your cocktails based on that. So, you have no clue what they're going to bring you. Oh, that's one of our favorite things. Somebody else decide for us.

All right, we have our mystery cocktails here made specially for us. They look beautiful. They do. Cinnamon, cherry, it looks kind of old fashioned-y. It smells like a Christmas fire. Everything about Christmas going up in blazes. Beautiful. Perfect. Oh my god. It kind of tastes like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Oh yeah. That's getting burned alive. I chose bitter, so that means there's some kind of like Campari, Aperol, grapefruity type of action going on in here. It is just like perfectly balanced flavors. They know what they're doing here, you guys. The cocktails are expensive. Like each one of us has to get two of them and they're 20 bucks a piece for like the lower tier. You can go up to the $50 tier, which is like

really high-end spirits, I guess. Even at the lower tier, they are freaking delicious. Next up on our search for the weirdest of the weird in Vegas, we actually went off of the strip to check out what is probably the weirdest convenience store ever made. It's this, the Omega Mart. Apparently, nothing inside this convenience store is what it seems and we are guaranteed that it is going to be one of the weirdest and goofiest things you can do in all of Vegas. I mean, why do peas got to be round, you know? Yeah, it's time we stop hating on the cubed peas. We're just realizing that you can actually purchase everything in here. Or most everything.

Like this, corn on the cob. It is in fact a big squishy gummy corn on the cob, allegedly buttered popcorn and sour apple flavored. I don't We've entered the underbelly of the Omega Mart. It's all of a sudden gotten really like post-apocalyptic and creepy. I 100% do not understand what is happening right now. I had no idea this was all back here. I thought it was just a grocery store. Okay, so we figured it out. Omega Mart is part of Meow Wolf. We knew that, but we had no idea that's the entrance to it. And we actually went to one of these before, the one in Denver. Denver and it was

just as wild and crazy, guys. I cannot believe every square inch has something ridiculous or artsy or just wild. It really is just like a full-on art explosion that you're trapped inside of. I really looked like a music video. That's odd. This room is amazing. You all right? I think I was being abducted in there. You guys, they have a bar. Oh my god. This whole thing has just gotten a lot better. And from what we understand, it's real booze, not glorp or mog or whatever it is. juice or potato, yeah.

Well, they set up this whole freaking experience, but this has been my favorite thing so far. 16 symptoms of portal sickness. Doppelganger battles. Dream bleeding. Like, what is it? This is actually really awesome because this is a whole computer system that they set up that actually really works. Like, what the heck? There's all this weird stuff on it. I tried to log in as Leslie Feckman, but it tells me to boop to access. There's like an access panel here, but I don't know what to boop. It won't boop. I think you're bopping. Oh, yeah.

You win. Okay, well, we survived Omega Mart, or at least I think we did. Well, that was a cosmic blast, but I think we have time for one more weird thing and it's a very different, completely different kind of weird. So, we were just full-on space age, but now we are going way back, back to the Viking age. Behind this elaborate wooden door is an authentic Viking mead bar. Complete with a Viking yurt. Boy, is this place fantastic or what, y'all? It is so grand and so elaborate on the inside. I just love everything about it.

I wish you could smell it. It smells like a freshly built wooden lodge. Yeah, every material that you see is real. This is like a big slate countertop. It's just all so legit here. I decided to go with the driest mead that they have. This is from South Africa and it's got should have like a cardamom kind of flavor and a bunch of other herbs. Woo. Man, mead is interesting. It's like I'm drinking a glass of honey, but in the best way. Luckily, I like honey. Allison, not so much, so she didn't get the mead. I don't know that I can pick out the individual herbs. I'm

not that uh sophisticated of a Viking yet, but I'll get there. They handcraft each drink and I would literally mean that when I say handcraft cuz they put love into every single thing. Now, like Eric said, I don't love honey, so I never go in for the mead. I, on the other hand, did the Rune Stone Cowboy. So, this is a mezcal-based drink. So, it's a little spicy and smoky, just like me. You are spicy and smoky. Mhm. Well, I don't know about the smoky part. No, my breath is now, though. Ooh, that mezcal. To the Vikings. Yes. Here, here.

Well, y'all, this has been one of our absolute favorite trips to Vegas so far. Yeah, if you caught our last video, I mean, we stayed in some crazy places, the Circus and then a penthouse in the Bellagio. Our friends came to visit and then now we've been doing everything weird in the entire city that we could possibly find. But, of course, with everything we did, there is still so much more weird and off-the-wall stuff to do here. So, if you guys know of any hidden gems or even not-so-hidden gems, let us know cuz we'll be back through eventually and all y'all should come and do all these goofy things. Goodbye, adventures. We'll see on the road.