as you can see we've had our eye on you for some time now mr. Anderson seems you've been living two lives in one life or stand-up comedian and channel 31 being shot pay prostitutes for sex and hump your landlady Carrie honored the other life is spent in computers when you go by the hacker alias big jugs 69 I spend your days in chat rooms exceeding your download limit watching Dutch and visiting the official Nicky Webster website one of these lives is a future the other one does not to find out which you can ask the audience go 5050 we'll find a friend find out which one he chooses after this there was to be the one let me tell you why you're here because you know something what you know you can't explain and what
you explain you cannot know you know enough to see and smell enough to taste only when you see what is to be seen the explanation of which cannot be explained only then will it be told by a blind woman with a cat outside a milk bar on a Sunday afternoon do you want to know what it is what it what's it is it what's it man it is what it you're making no sense what is it you want to know what it is do you know what it is would you like to know I want to know what it is what is it is what it do you want to know oh god you are the one near mr. Anderson morpheus you have requested Chris and Mary's plan farm in golly I didn't ask for that Jesus did it what is what it is it what is what to him to know
oh my god who's on first you it's a very shiny shoes mr. Anderson I got your nose I'll cut your nose man I got your nose one I can do that one I'm just on the phone here dude I'm sorry man I'm just trying to connect to someone here very sorry
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