Enjoy this health bar battle from the first time we took on Goldar. Cuz next month we're going to take him on again. Reposer, have you come to bow before the mighty God? I am going to teach you a lesson. Oh, you and what army? Us. You little ants. I will crush you. What is that? That's Gold, but I just call him Dogman. Yeah, I can see it. But to me, he looks like an oversized chicken. Chicken? What is a chicken? Stop it. I am not a chicken.
I see it. It's true. He's not wrong. Pathetic chicken. My wings are from the planet Buffalo. They are my beautiful buffalo wings. Chicken one fight. I am not uncharging You are nothing. We're just getting warmed up. You oversized chicken dog. Less commentary. Zach, come on. I'm on a roll. Chicken dog? Is that even real? Yeah, just look in a mirror. I bet your dad's in the pound and your mom's in a KFC bucket.
I will crush all of you into tiny dust particles and there will be nothing left of you. None of you will survive the wrath of gold. The fingerlicking pound puppy's asking for a whooping. What are you guys waiting for? Finish them already. Tommy and I will take the putties. Enough games. Why don't you morph and show me your true power? All right, Rangers. It's Morphin time, Masadon, Pterodactyl, Triceratops, Saber-tooth tiger, Tyrannosaurus.
Fight. Yes. Show me your skill. All right, let's do this, Rangers. All right, bird brain. Take this. Oh, that one had to hurt. You raers. I will destroy you. Did you defeat any putties? No. That's because you are pathetic. Excuse me, but did you defeat any parties? That's none of your business. That's what I thought. Oh, by the way, I hate your putties.
I am beginning to feel the same way. Uh, time out. Brutality. That's all you've got? Whoa. Jason, are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. He's tougher than I thought, but we can take him down. Take me down. Don't make me laugh. Puny ants. You puny rangers, you are nothing compared to me, buddies. Come on, Rangers. Guys, let's hit him again. Wa! Uh-oh. Heads up. No. What happened? No, you can't use my staff to throw putties.
They're unstable in that space. We're an amateur. Well, that's new. What do we do? What? We could get smashed by giant putties. Two, we keep getting whooped by drumstick here. There is a third option, right? Tyrannosaurus dinosaur power. I'm with you, Masttodon. Dinosaur power. Saber-tooth. Dinosaur power. Triceratops. Dinosaur power. Pterodactyl. Dinosaur power. Yes. Scolar's going to get it. No, no, no, no, no. Don't summon. Why not? I Why not? All right, Rangers. Let's do it. Hey, Masadon, ready for action.
Statistically, we're going to win. All systems online. Ready to rock. Wo! Your putties are weak. Retita, check out my new Z putty patrollers. How can this be? We can do this. Ria, just give me back my power coin. Rita. Tommy is all alone down there. That dude's tough, but he won't last long without his power suit. By my estimate, Tommy will be defeated in less than 28 and 1/2 seconds. Yeah, no kidding, Sherlock. Your suspicions are justifiable considering that 52.3% of
all statistics are made up on the spot. Wa! On your left. Come on, Rangers. Sordon of Elar, I'm coming for you. House. Yes, that's what I'm talking about. Two down, one to go. Zordon, advanced hunter defenses are under attack.
Great sword on brought low by the awesome power of gold. Goldar, you will never win. The Rangers will defeat you. You are weak. And your puny rangers are nothing compared to my power. No, Goldar. They are stronger than you can ever imagine. Guys, these putties won't stay down. Hurry up. What? Oh no. Fatality. If that's so. You thought that you could escape the wrath of Lord Zed, but you were wrong. that's impossible. He was destroyed. Yes, but he is very much alive.
No, he was destroyed. And now you will pay the price. What's going on? It appears the Megazord has initiated a self-destruct sequence. Yeah, no kidding, Sherlock. Rangers, eject. What happened to our flu? Tommy, he needs help. Stay away from our friend. Tommy, are you all right? You guys saved me. He's strong. He'll pull through. Jason, command, command center, destroy.
Zordon. Zordon and Jason. What's going on? Why isn't Zordon answering? I don't know. Zordon, Goldar must have found a way to infiltrate the command center. Are you saying that Zordon and Alpha, they're gone? Come on, Billy. Give us the odds. I estimate a 94% chance that the command center has been destroyed. What are you saying, Billy? He's saying we're not Power Rangers anymore. Affirmative. You hanging in there, Kim? I'm getting in the swing of things, Jason.
Come on, guys. We got this. Wa! Jim, Jason, what do we do? Come on, guys. We can't give up. What are the police doing? Here's celebrating their victory. Well, they celebrated too soon. Go get him. Zack, what are you doing? This is going viral. Jason, are you okay? No matter how many times we hit these plays, they just keep coming. It was nice knowing you guys. Hit the center of their chest armor. It's their only weakness. A weakness in that location is highly illogical.
Yeah, right. We think we're stupid. We're not falling for that. My lady, let's do this. Flawless victory. How you doing, boys? No need to thank me, baby Rangers. I thought you were shorter. What do you mean thank you? It's your fault this happened to Tommy. You're a bad person. Are you done yet? I don't have time to bicker with big mouth little girls. Rude. Get back. Get down. Come on. Look. Those dweebs are talking to a Power Ranger. Dweebs? What? I got to get this on video. I didn't know the Green Ranger was a chick. This going
viral. Those were Z putties. Their presence can only mean one thing. My fiance is still alive. Those are Lord Zed's putties. What's the big deal? Lord Zed can't be that tough. And now we know how to destroy his putties. Silly girl. The Z putties cannot be destroyed. Right now they are teleporting to Lord Zed's mother ship. They are reporting everything to Lord Zed. I hate to break it to you to Rita, but your boy Zed, he left you on the moon to rot for 10,000 years. The dude has obviously moved on. You've been dumped, girl.
Zack, that's so mean. What? It's true. Your love life is your problem, Marita. You imbethol. I am your only hope. Goldar will destroy Earth if you don't do exactly as I say. Liar. You all right? Anyone else? Yeah, those dorks are finally getting what they deserve. Dorks. Make sure to subscribe and like this video. Yeah, like it, dorks. Don't talk to my fans that way. Sorry. Oh, what should I call my channel? How about No, that's stupid. Um Oh, I've got it.
Mr. Bulk. Yeah, subscribe to Mr. Bulk. I like that. Oh, congratulations, Rita. You won. Yes, I did. Come on, guys. Let's go. Wait. For thousands of years, I have planned my revenge on Zordon. And now that he's gone, I feel no peace. Earth's Zeo Crystal will not bring my planet back. Planet go boom. If Lord Zed is still alive, I want answers. You help me get revenge on Boldar, and I will help you save Earth. Deal? How can we trust you after all you've done?
What other choice do you have? What's your brilliant plan, Rita? We get help. The Dino Fury Power Rangers, they can defeat Goldar. It's highly improbable that we would not have noticed another team of Power Rangers. Yeah. How dumb do you think we are? They're obviously not on Earth, you stupid children. Has Zordon taught you nothing. Don't you dare talk bad about Zordon.
How do we find the Dino Fury Power Rangers? I could teleport you through the morphing grid using the power of the Dragon Coin. There is a slight chance that you will get vaporized, but vaporized. If the Dino Fury legend is true. Legend? You don't even know if they exist. Did she say vaporized? She's crazy. I'm too pretty to get vaporized. Don't worry, Zach. No one's getting vaporized. We're not doing her stupid plan. Then say goodbye to this little insignificant blue rock.
I'll go. But I'm going alone. Jason, no. If you're going, then so am I. Well, then I guess we're all going. Except for you, Tommy. You're staying here. A. We're out of time. Rita, I have come for you. Anybody else smell buffalo wings? Zack, Billy, get Tommy to safety. Rita, teleport us. Take care of him for me. We'll be back.
Okay, guys. This is unpredictable. One more thing. I can't bring you back. I can't believe I'm actually getting this. I'm going to have more subscribers than Mr. Beast and PewDiePie put together. Subscribe to Mr. Bulk. Yeah. Uh, Bulk, you're glowing, dude. I know, right? This is awesome. where is my fiance? Lord Zed, he has no time for you. I am his queen. His queen, Rita, Lord Zed took Galivial Zeo Crystal, persuaded you to destroy your own ranger team, and sent you to this pathetic planet to steal their crystal.
You're nothing, Rita. You're a pawn. No, no, no, no. That's not true. No, no, no, no, no, no. Good luck with that, Rita. What is this? No. Boulder. Goldar. Destination rerouted to planet Earth. Rita and the Power Rangers. I'll be seeing you very soon.
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