A famous YouTuber is at my house right now, and she's filming her biggest video yet. My girlfriend Kat is here because her setup broke, and she has a huge collab later today with ''IShowSpeed'' and can't miss it. So I thought it was a perfect opportunity to sneak into the video and meet him. Zhong, I need you to leave the house because I have a really big collab today, and I do not want to get distracted. Sure, I'll go get McDonald's or something. Okay, thank you! Bye! Okay, she's leaving, guys. What she doesn't know is I'm gonna sneak into her video today and get that collab with ''Speed'' as well. Let's do this!
Ooh, I'm so excited! Maybe I should play some Roblox until ''Speed'' gets here. Okay, guys, because ''Kat'' went inside the house from the front, we had to find another way in. the window! I hate that I have to break into my own house, but anything for that ''Speed'' collab. What was that?! Guys, I'm so clumsy! I can't believe I knocked the shelf over! I think ''Kat'' is coming. Guys, we gotta hide!
Hello? Anybody there? This is no good. Oh, it was just the wind. Really? She thought it was the wind! Well, at least I'm safe. Okay, the coast is clear. All right, let's move on. We gotta get to the gaming room. All right, guys, ''Kat'' is upstairs. Let's go! Yo, yo, yo, Zhong! Bryce, be quiet! My bad, bro. What's going on? Kat is collabing with ''IShowSpeed'' today, and I'm trying to sneak into that video.
Oh, no way! I love ''Speed'', dude! Let's do it! No, you're leaving! What? No! I came to hang out. I literally brought you tacos! I don't care. Leave! Huh? I see how it is, Zhong. No, you know what? This is what we're going to do: you're going to do some challenges-three of them-and if you fail anything, I'm going to tell ''Kat'' what you're doing. Really? Yeah, that's right. Is Zhong back already? Good job, Bryce. ''Kat'' definitely heard that! Oh, my bad, bro. We gotta hide!
Oh, be quiet! She's coming! Okay, fine. She's right there. Huh? What's this? I didn't order anything. Whatever. You're lucky she didn't catch us! I'm lucky she didn't take my tacos! All right, now it's time for us to go upstairs. Come on. You know what? This works perfectly. All three of your challenges we need to do in Kat's gaming room. So get in there! Okay, let's go. Ah! I'm getting hit! So many balls!
Hey, so Zong. What was that? I forgot to turn off my trap! I'm so tired of you. Let's get in the gaming room. Wait! That was so cool! Hold on. Wait, we gotta do this again. Guys! wait,Jump! All right, guys, we made it to Kat's gaming room. What are the three challenges that we have to do? Let's hurry and do this before ''Speed'' shows up. My bad. I didn't know you were in a rush. Your first challenge is an easy one: you need to play Roblox on Kat's computer. That's not easy!
She's literally right there! Sounds like a you problem, Zh ong. You know what? Let's just wait. She has to use the bathroom soon. Then I'll play Roblox on her computer. Easy. Clock is ticking. To complete the first challenge, I just had to wait for the perfect opportunity. Okay, one second. I will be right back. Hide, hide, hide! Okay, she left. Now let's go to the gaming room and play some Roblox. Bryce, hold this. All right, guys, we made it to Kat's setup.
Time to complete the first challenge. Better go quick! You don't know how long she's gonna be gone. All right, guys, we are now currently on Kat's account. What should we do? Oh, wait! Ask them if they like Zhong or Kat better. Dude, they obviously like me better! Okay, this is an easy question. Guys, who is better: Kat or Zhong? Zhong, check the chat! They're all saying Kat! Dude, you have no ''aura''! You know what? Let's just play the game.
I don't want to talk to them anyway. If she catches you, it is over. Okay, let's get some wood real quick. She's gonna think this is so weird because she was not in the game before this. Let's put them in the fireplace. All right, campfire's level two. I think I played enough. Am I done with my first challenge? First challenge complete! Good job, Zhong! Easy! Is that Kat? Oh, what do we do?! Hide, of course! Come on! Over here! Okay, I'm back.
Wait a minute. Am I in a game? Guys, Kat is literally right there! Zhong, you have to be quiet or she's going to hear us! Okay, I don't think we can stay here. We've got to get back to the door. All right, let's just kill some time before ''IShowSpeed'' gets here later. Lock in! Okay, she's really focused right now, so I think we can get away with it. Okay, let's move! run, run! Where is third kid?
All right, we made it out! What's the second challenge? Challenge number two: you have to mess with Kat's gaming setup. Rearrange stuff. Real messy. Why didn't you tell me when I was just there?! Because that would be too easy, Zhong. Come on! You're so annoying! You know what? I have an idea. I'm gonna text the plumber that our toilet is broken and Kat will have to help him out. Then I can rearrange her setup. That's actually really smart, Zhong.
You surprise me sometimes. Ooh, look, it's the deer! That is so creepy! Is ''IShowSpeed'' here? Okay, wait. Guys, the coast is clear! Back to the room. Hello? Here to fix your toilet? I don't think I called anyone. Someone called. Oh, wait, that makes sense. It was probably my boyfriend, Zh ong. But whatever you have to do, just make it quick because I have a really big collab coming, and I don't want to get distracted.
Let's get to it. Right, guys, we made it to Kat's gaming room again! All I have to do is mess this thing up, right? Yep, as much as you can. Okay. Look at this One Piece poster. i Have an idea! Let's take this. flip it. I don't think she will notice this, right? Oh, you dog! Oh, no, no, this way. Okay. My plushie! Let's move the mic here. Look at this ''gyatt''! Put it on the keyboard.
This is pretty good, right? Not bad. Well, it seems good to me. What do you mean? You just got here. Nothing wrong with it. What? That's so weird. Why would Zhong call you then? No clue. Complete waste of my time. What? This is pretty subtle. And I did mess up her setup, so I think second challenge is complete. Let's get out of here before she comes back. Oh, good idea. Wait a second. Why is this crooked? Wait, what happened to the plushie? Why is it here?
Is Zhong messing with me? Nah, he wouldn't lie about being at McDonald's. All right, locking it in! Oh, I'm surprised I didn't die yet. I wonder what Zhong is doing. I should call him. Dude, why is Kat calling me right now? I don't know, but you have to answer it or else it looks really suspicious Okay. Hey! Hi, Kat! What's taking so long? There's a lot of people at McDonald's right now. It's taking forever. Oh, okay. I'll see you soon, I guess.
All right, have fun with your collab. that was so close. Too close. That was way too easy. She didn't notice anything. Second challenge done! What's the final one? Oh, the last challenge is the most fun one yet. You get to prank Kat. I have an idea! I'm gonna scare Kat with a fake criminal. Ooh! Okay, that's not bad. And you'll be the criminal. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! I did not sign up for that! Bryce, you are taller than me. If it was me, I'd be way too short.
I mean, I am taller and more intimidating than you. Come on, let's do it! Okay, maybe I will. All right, Bryce, looks like you're ready. Go prank Kat! Okay, I'll hide over here. It's gonna be good. An intruder! I need to call the police! I'm not letting anyone ruin this collab. All right, now let's check the security cameras and see how Bryce is doing.
Hello? There's an intruder in the house! Please hurry! Kat just called the police on Bryce! I did not think about that. I'm going to get you! Hey! Guys, Kat is literally chasing Bryce with a bat! This is so funny! take that! Leave me alone! Did Bryce just get knocked out by a girl? Bryce, you suck! That must be the police officer. You're cooked! Finally, Officer, you're here! Where's the intruder? You're kind of late.
What do you mean? I already beat him up. Where is he? This way! He's right here, Officer. All right, let's go, pal! Let's go! You're going to jail! No way! The police officer arrested Bryce. I feel kind of bad. All right, time for you to go to jail. First, let's see who you are. Bryce, what are you doing? Officer ''Youngblood'', you gotta trust me on this one. We're just trying to prank Kat. I'm not a criminal. But why?
She's doing this whole collab with ''IShowSpeed'', and Zhong wants to get in on it. It's a whole thing. That sounds like a pretty good plan. Good luck with that. Wow. IShowSpeed's got motion. Bryce, Kat cooked you! Bryce, Kat cooked you. You know what? Just for that, you're doing another challenge. What? IShowSpeed is coming for the collab anytime now. You have to leave. too bad! Oh, Kat! Okay, fine, I'll do it. What is the challenge?
You have to hack into Kat's computer and take control of it while she's playing. I can't do both of those at the same time. Okay, that's actually kind of a good point. Okay, well then, how about I get into camouflage and place a hacking device so you can do the rest? Okay, let's just hurry and do this. All right. There you are! Yeah, yeah, my camouflage is complete. I'm gonna hide as Kat's LEGO wall and place the hacking device.
Okay, how are we gonna get there? She's literally playing right now. Zhong, Zhong, Zhong. I have a plan for everything. We'll order her some food. Good idea. i know! Look, just got the notification. The food is here. Did you order me some? No. Oh, someone's calling me. Hello? Uber Eats delivery! Oh, I'm actually busy playing Roblox right now. Could you deliver it upstairs, please? Okay, coming up.
Thank you! What? The delivery guy's coming upstairs? We gotta hide! Do not mess up my camouflage! Delivery! Oh, thank you! McDonald's? I didn't order McDonald's. Oh, wait, maybe Zhong ordered this for me. He's the best boyfriend ever. Thank you! All right, guys, I think the coast is clear! Finally, that Uber Eats guy left. What are we gonna do? She's still there, though.
Well, she seems pretty distracted with the food, so I'll. I guess I'll sneak in. Okay. You got this. Good luck, Bryce! These fries are so good! Don't get caught! Oh, he made it! Good job, Bryce! Now let's hack into Kat's account. All right, let's chop some wood. There we go! Wait, wait! What's happening? We're connected. Whoa! I think Zong just took over. Kat looks so confused. This is so funny! Huh? I'm not even using the keyboard or the mouse!
Hello? Now I can move anywhere I want. Okay, let's jump in a lake. What's happening? Why am I jumping in a lake? What?! So funny! She literally has no idea. Where am I going? Now let's run into the wolves. Oh no! Not the wolves! Please! No, no, no, no, no! Ow! Stop! Okay, now let's die, because this will be super funny. No! I'm gonna die! Oh! She just died! Kat died! So funny!
Wait, who's laughing? Definitely wasn't me. I'm not even here right now. Did Bryce just laugh? He just exposed himself! Bryce, is that you? All right, fine. You got me. I knew something was weird! Come on, ''Speed's'' gonna be here soon. I need you to leave. No! I'm gonna stay, and I'm gonna meet ''Speed''. I can't have any distractions. Come on, let's go! All right, fine. Go home, Bryce!
Zhong always gets to do the fun stuff! Guys, I can't believe Bryce got caught. Whatever, he was slowing me down anyways. Now let's find somewhere to hide. I see something: the teddy bear. I'm in! Guys, I am now fully camouflaged. Now all I have to do is hide here until Speed arrives. Then I can finally sneak into that video. Now all I had to do is patiently wait for ''IShowSpeed'' to show up. I'm so excited! Let's go! ''IShowSpeed'', are you ready to livestream?
Okay, let's say hi to the chat. Guys, are you seeing this?! ''IShowSpeed'' is literally right there! I am so happy I was able to sneak into the room. Okay, now I have to try and get in the same video. Chat, today we are gonna be showing ''IShowSpeed'' 99 Nights in the Forest. Okay, are you ready? Do you guys see me on the stream? Does it mean I collab with ''Speed''? That is so cool! Chat, what do you mean there's no one behind me?
Those are probably just my plushies. I have a lot of them. That was a close one. I totally forgot the stream could expose me. Oh my gosh, look! We got so many decorations for our base! This looks awesome! Hey! Did you just fart on stream?! Guys, L ''Speed''! Did he just fart?! I'm sitting right behind you, ''Speed''! It stinks! I cannot leave, I'll get caught! It stinks so bad!
What, chat? What do you mean it was me? I didn't do that, that was ''Speed''! Guys, I want to do one more thing. I want to promote my YouTube channel on the stream. Here goes nothing. Okay, I gotta get to 100 million subscribers! If you haven't subscribed yet, like and subscribe! Did you see me? Yeah! Subscribe to Zong! Let's go! There's so many people watching! Chat, what do you mean there's someone behind me? That was good, that was good, that's good.
Uh, ''Speed'', I think that might be one of your stalkers. Wait! No! ''Speed''! Where you going, ''Speed''? The teddy bear's moving! Who is this? Zong! What are you doing? Nothing. Look, you scared ''Speed'' away! Was it you that was messing with me this whole time? I'm sorry, Kat. I really wanted to get in the video with ''Speed''. Wait, why didn't you just ask? Oh! So if I asked, I could have been in it?
Yeah. Wait, aren't you collabing with MrBeast next week? Yeah. I gotta go! So I can't be in that one? Wait, Kat! Wait! Please!
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