Can You Spot Who Is Asian? A Fun Social Experiment with Tim Chantarangsu and JasonTheWeen

How were you whooped as a kid if you dig? Did you ever get made fun of in school for anything? My parents still don't say I love you. Asian people don't know about that. Do an Asian squad. Oh, really? What's up everybody? Tim Chantu, formerly Timothy de Ghetto. I've been on the internet for a long time. And I'm Jason. Jason Wing, Twitch streamer, content creator. And yeah, today we are going to be seeing if they're Asian or not. How are you gonna do? I think I have a pretty good Asian radar considering I'm Asian myself.

Oh, word. Yeah. Well, um, you know what, man? I feel like, you know, I got a couple years on you. I feel like I might be a little more Hey, chill. I'm experienced. I'm seasoned. Okay, so uh I'm not even mad at anymore. I've accepted it and I think I got some knowledge that I'm going to work into the game here and uh I think you're going down, bro. All right, let's do it. Clap. It's a tall last agent, dude. I knew they were going to try to throw us off with a tall one. I knew it.

Listen. Mhm. Not to be that guy, but I like know how Asians are built. Side bag clocked at Asian. I'm seeing some very non-Asian builds right here. Okay. But you never know nowadays. Now that the big pants are back, it's hard to tell. You know what I'm saying? Oh, you're looking at their asses always. See, my guy that first came in, he might be a little too caked up to be Asian, so I don't know. Nah, it's facts. Okay. It's interesting. Are these y'all's clothes? Wait, wait, wait. I'll just ask y'all. Um, they look like aliens.

Yeah. All right. So, if you're Asian, you're a rare breed. H, he's Asian. That's crazy because I think you're right. Hi, my name is Connor. I'm from New York City. I go to Parsons for arts and design. What's your favorite food, dude? Just go basic. I would say I like Asian food a lot, too. I would say Korean food probably. So you're from New York? Yeah. What burrow? Oh, I'm from Queens. Okay. Bang question. It's it's mad Asians in Queens. Hella Asians and for me that sealed the deal for me. Unless you just knew that.

How were you whooped as a kid if you did get whooped? Uh, not really. I feel like my parents were pretty easygoing. This man is Asian as hell. Is he though? Yeah. How old are you? I'm 21. Are you first generation? What do you mean? I'm from here. He doesn't know what that means. He's not Asian. Yo, he doesn't He's not I don't know. But New York, he's tall as [__] He doesn't know what a first generation It might just be because he's young. I told you. I'm going not Asian. You can go Asian. I'm going. He has a dog shirt on. That's true. So, what are you trying to say? Well, I just never seen an Asian with a dog shirt on.

He's a fashion student. I'm going Asian. Yeah, not Asian. Pink hair. No, no, no. Fashion student. Fashion How do you not know? HOW DO YOU NOT I LIE ABOUT GENERATION Asian is, bro. Come on. You I make I made it up. Oh my god, bro. Can't make it too easy for you guys, bro. doubted yourself. All right. Yo, I'm not. Bang. One for one. Yeah, I'm 21. I do go to school right now. I go to UCI.

Are you not from New York? I'm not. I like I came here like 10 years ago, so I'm like hella [__] You put on a gay voice. Yeah, a little bit. Yes, I told you. Dude, I don't I told you. Are you kidding me? Look at these pants. You know, I wanted to like throw you off a little bit. You're a fashion major, though. I'm not. I just told you I'm a business major. Hey man, y'all better not be lying like this dude. That's cheating.

These just got me. They got me. Okay. Hi. Not Asian. That is a black girl laugh. That is not Asian. Yeah, that is not an Asian laugh. What is your name? Where you from? My name is Carrie. I grew up in Wisconsin. Oh, wait. Maybe you're not black. Doesn't Yeah. No. Wisconsinians, they don't have black people. I don't not that I know of like white people. So, you might just be just a jolly laughing I could be a whole lot of fake.

Oh, hold on. Hold on now. What do you mean by that? H. Okay. So, Jane Doe, her shirt is a pun. Got it. So, puns lean white. That's a white ass shirt. This is true. Very, you know, a Hollister. Uh, look at this funny shirt I just bought. What's your occupation? I have a lot of occupations. What the What is so funny? What is My main occupation is as a yoga instructor. Ooh. Okay. Do you know what a downward doggy pose is?

I do know what a downward doggy pose is. I know. No, I'm not. I'm not nasty. I'm trying to test her. Okay. How did you um Cuz we're being lied to today. What's your favorite food? All of them. Yes. We went from lying to just I love everything all the time. Ve listen. Death row. Last meal. What are you getting? Steak and sushi. H. What kind of sushi? Eel. She's not Asian. Okay, let me ask you this. You like wasabi with your sushi?

Only sometimes. You watch anime? No, she's not Asian. I'm not getting Asian either. I feel like Asian would have went wasabi all the time. You like wasabi? I love wasabi. See? Bang, bang, bang. I think it's time for a wild card because she's just given us so much ambiguity. So, chopstick challenge. Using the chopsticks provided, you're going to pick up each item and place it into the cup. You're allowed one drop, but if you drop twice, you lose and your Asian card is denied.

You may begin. This is giggle [__] Lefty weird. Right off the bat, he is not Asian. Asian people. Hell no. Oh no. IT'S HARD. Hell no. Asian people are left-handed. Do you eat your sushi with a book? Ain't no way. Ain't no way she's picking that up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's using her pinky to Okay, I take it back. I apologize. Hold on. Getting better. That's hard though. The marbles are hard. The marbles are hard, but if you were Asian, you could get it.

I'm not even mad if you Oh, stick it in. You got it. Very good. Give it up. That's not an Asian dance. That is not an Asian dance, but I also I take black my black girl initial statement. I think she's black. You think so? Is that crazy to say? I'm a lock in not Asian. Uh definitely not Asian. I am so Asian. Damn. Hi. Damn. Your face right now. Where are you from? I'm a racist. Oh, you're from Wisconsin. I was born in Holland. Where?

Taiwan. You really went to Wisconsin? I'm adopted. Oh. My god, you guys with your tricks. No wonder. My name is Carrie Lou Cowell. I am 43 years old. I did grow up in Wisconsin. I am an immigrant technically cuz I was adopted from Taiwan. I do a whole bunch of things. I am a yoga instructor. It was all true. Are there Asian people in Wisconsin? There were six of us growing up. Six of us. In the whole state? No. Yes. In the whole state? No. In the school that I went to, but that's only because one family had four kids. That's hilarious though. I'm 0 for two. That's That's not No, you got it. I'm not going to lie.

You won this. Okay. Hey, this guy popped this guy pulled up in so gross. Uh-huh. He's trendy. He's fashionable. Hi, guys. My name is Dante. That's an Asian ass voice. Dante, what religion are you? I believe in God. That's not a religion, bro. Cuz Dante had me thinking Filipino. I was looking for the Catholic. But did you ever get made fun of in school for anything? Yeah, I guess just being like uh too Asian, I guess. What they call you? You know, people would uh compare me to the other Asian kids. Um just ambiguous as hell.

People would say I look Asian. So they would be disabled. So then people came up to you and like, "Yo, you look Asian." Yeah, bro. I always got that and I hated it. Honestly, it's not really racist cuz if you look Asian then you I mean Where'd you go to high school? Bossa Grande. He's just making [__] up now. What the hell is Bulsa Grande? It's a big ass bossa. Sounds like a spaghetti dish. How many languages do you speak, bro? I kind of speak a little bit of Spanish. I can order a taco in Spanish.

Let's hear it. Uh, poravore unaco. Nah, nah, nah. This I said a little bit. Nah, nah. You are pretending to not know. Okay, he's lying. Like, we're asking questions. They're just going to lie. Let me ask you this. Okay. What is your favorite thing to eat that other people might think stinks? Uh, I like tortas for real. We not talking about your tasting women, dog. Wait, how tall are you? Uh, like 5'6. Okay. Uh, this might be a crazy What?

How big is your dick, man? Uh, it's bigger than average. What's that? What's that supposed to mean? Nothing. What's average to you? I ain't never had no complaints. What ethnicity is your ex? Uh, she white. Sniff test. I'm going sniff you real quick. All right. What you smell like? Mhm. Nothing really. Yeah, I don't wear no cologne. Did you have two loving parents? They're cool. What the? Yeah. No, he's not Asian.

Not Asian. Asian guy named Dante. I've never heard of that. Dante the boss. He just Yo, what's up? What does it mean? What are you? I'm Viet. Vietnamese? What? Vietnamese? Shout out to my vits out there. You know what I'm saying? How no you lying then. So, how are you? How are you Vietnamese and you couldn't name a funky ass food to eat? Oh, I thought you were asking my favorite food. Oh god. PAY ATTENTION, DANTE.

I can barely see. I can't even hear y'all. Bro, so then you want that back. Non-Asian Asians. I'm trash. I'm 0 for three. I'm I'm ass. All right, get out of here, man. I appreciate. We're going crazy. You know what's a terrible idea? Leaving your bowl of ramen unattended at like a crowded night market. Oh yeah, dude. Someone's taking that every time. Same energy as getting injured and handing your case off to some no-name lawyer. You're basically giving it to someone who's going to fumble it. That's your compensation gone like the ramen.

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Thanks to Morgan for sponsoring this portion of this episode. Now, let's get back to the video. Hi. What's your name? My name is Aubrey. Lovely name. Beautiful name. I know a Korean Aubrey. So, what do you do? I do accounts payable work. Accounts pay. So, I like enter invoices. I work with numbers like an Asian kind of. Have your parents ever said I love you? Um, I don't have a dad. Okay. Just a mom, but love her. Like when we were kids, I love you is not a thing, but now it is.

Um, when you were younger and your mom felt bad about something she did, how would she say sorry? She wouldn't. Asian. That's Asian right there. My parents still don't say I love you to me. Yeah. All right. Uh what is your boba order? Asian as hell. She sure her mouth watered. Yeah. Boba. I don't know. It depends on how I feel. If I want a milk tea, if I want a fruit tea. How do you dance to music? Just last question.

Okay. Are you guys going to like sing or anything or um sure? He got you. Never mind. I'll find someone like you. I wish nothing but the best for you. Don't forget me. Okay. Yeah, that's the Asian ass dance right there. Asian. Okay. Dramatic. Oh [__] She's Asian as [__] Oh my god. She's not Asian. Got to be. Look at the jet black hair. Straight hair. Uh-huh. I'm Asian. Yes, I'm Filipino Chinese. Oh my goodness. Hey, good work. Put her there. Not bad. Okay. All right.

What's up, guys? What's up, dude? I'm Taylor. Uh, I'm from Torrance. Asian. Yeah. Hey, you can tell from the voice and the fit, too. You got cargo pants on. Cargo pants are hot now, dude. Yeah. I heard the voice. I might be throwing you guys off. Just saying. Nah. You're Asian as hell. N. Yeah, he I mean this is just deal. Wait, turn do 360. Yeah, let's see. Let's see the ass. That's Asian ass right there. But he works out. Are you bulking right now? A little bit of dirty bulking.

Okay. Yeah, I've been dirty bulking for a while. What's that mean? For 21 years. Dirty bulk. No. What does dirty bulking mean? Not just a wild just eating like [__] What do you eat to bulk? Whatever is high in calories. Yeah. He was like, "Let me not say rice." No. But that's what dirty bulking is. You just got to eat calories. Yeah. I know. I'm just saying. Who's your celebrity crush? Messi. That's valid. Asian people don't know about that. About soccer.

Sounds like a Asian person trying not to be Asian. Yeah. Hell yeah. He said, "Let me name the biggest soccer player ever." Y'all don't know about this. This dude is Asian. Yeah. Asian. It's a fit, bro. Yeah. Like the black. Yep. Bang. Hit the gong. Yeah. I'm 100% Asian. Yes, sir. What kind of Asian are you? Full Chinese. 100%. Nice hairline, bro. Your skin is beautiful, too. Yeah. Good skin, good hairline. Popping, bro. Yeah. So, my name is actually Shaha.

Shah. Yeah. You better sh I was actually born and raised in China. Came here when I was about 8 years old. So, everybody's been Asian. Really? Yes. Oh, you're right. Oh, okay. So, it's about to get crazy. Sorry. I literally can't see anything. Wait. Why does dating feel exactly like this? Did y'all throw some damn mixies in here? Some little half and halfs to throw us on. Okay, this is the Asian ass fit. He's wearing Uniqlo. I can already tell that's Uniqlo.

UniLow with the Adidas. Yep. Hi. My name is Mike. Man, he's Asian, bro. A fake ass voice. I'm thinking not Asian, dog. Are you crazy? Unilo, khaki pants, dirty shoes. He might just be Asian adjacent. Like just kicks it with a lot of Asians. Boxy t-shirt. That is default Asian fit. You know what? You're not wrong, but I think you're wrong, dog. Okay. Favorite food. Double key. Nah, you're not Asian, dog. You're not Asian. You had that one just ready to go. No, I like double key. No. Oh, hell no. Never mind. What the? Now he's trying to fake it.

The fake. It's fake. It's just fake. I know. Give him a sentence to say. I'm trying to hear his accent. Okay. Say, "Mom, I'm sorry. I got a B in biology." I'm never going to be See, now I'm offended that you playing up the stereotypes because you're not Asian. Yeah. Hey, your ass better be Asian. Repeat his sentence. I want to hear your voice, bro. Mom, I'm sorry. I got to be in biology. Your accent is like going in waves.

Like, it's like there and then it's not. This man is black. Oh my god. You're right. I think so. You say 99 ranch or ranch 99? 99 ranch. I'llow it. I don't even know that one. Damn. Really? Oh, okay. When is Asian heritage month? September. Okay. I don't even know that. No, he's wrong. Okay. And I'm actually offended that you're trying to do an Asian accent, you [__] He's not doing an Asian accent. He's doing I'm I'm a timid, quiet guy accent.

All right. Not Asians. Lock it in. Yeah. Um, you're not Asian, bro. this man. So, let me borrow my homies fit for this. SORRY. LET'S GO. My bad. No, you're good. No, you go part of the game. Nah, we're not. Let's go. I knew it. So, I'm from Jamaica. I live in Italy right now. It was a big fight, right? No, the accent you got me at first and then you were like, "No, I heard like a Spanish accent." I was going for Filipino, but I was like, "I can't."

All right. Thank you, man. your face. Dirty forces. Forces tied up all the way. Tight as hell. I'm I'm picking up what you're putting down. Yeah. What's your name? Where you from? I'm Hunter. I'm from Sacramento, California. Okay. How tall are you? 63. This is tough. Asian breed there. Another one. Yeah. I was thinking white when you first walked up. Now, his voice like that's an Asian voice. But I know white guys that sound like that, too. And I only know two white guys. So, and they both sound like that.

I don't. He's one of them. Oh, okay. So, here you're the second. What do you think of matcha? It's tough. What's your favorite thing to eat in Sacramento? And now, do you watch the NBA? Yeah. Who's your favorite basketball player? Jaylen Wells. He's some He's from Sacramento. Jaylen Wells. Jay Wells. Okay. I don't know. You know him. H inspiration growing up. Kobe Bryant. RP do an Asian squat. Do it. Oh, really? Just do right there. Little squat, man. Oh, impressive.

He's got range. Yeah, I can do like two. Yeah. Let me get low, man. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Very impressive, man. Damn. You know what? That might have swayed me, not going to lie, cuz how often is like a tall ass white dude going to hit the Asian squat? Nah, bro. If he was white, his knees would have snapped. He's Asian. I can tell from your facial bone structure, too. What's your favorite type of deodorant? What do you use? I don't use deodorant. Asian. There you go. Asian. There's a thing where Asian people don't really get musty.

You're Asian. Lock it in. Bang. There you go. Yes, sir. What kind of Asian are you? 100% Chinese. Word. Yo, you model Chinese. Look at him. Just a specimen. The squat was immaculate, by the way. Hello. How are you? Okay. I'm good. How are you? I'm great. I'm so good. You play uh video games? Yes. What games? Fortnite. You play Valerant? No. So, you trying to throw us off with the cowboy boots with the football jersey?

Do you wash your rice before you cook it? Yes. Isn't everyone? No. Some people don't. It's dirty. You don't know where it's been. You know, some people don't. I thought that was normal. Yeah. How do you measure your rice? Uh, with a measuring cup or I use the lines on the rice cooker. Mhm. I just pour it in. I actually don't cook at all, actually. Yeah. You don't know. Get [__] I don't know, man. I'm going I don't know, bro. I'm going not Asian and dare I say white.

Nah, someone white is not putting this fit on. Actually, this is a white ass. Do you rave? No, I've never stepped foot in a club before. Never stepped foot. How old are you? I'm 24. Where you from again? Um, born and raised in Minnesota. I think she's Asian still. I think so, too, cuz I was leaning white. But the Minnesota What city in Minnesota? You won't know it. It's called Fairbo.

Damn. All right. You might just be Asian. Wait, how did you get that from? Because I only know Minneapolis and Rochester. All the Asian homies I know are in Rochester. Okay. So, since you named a city I have never heard of, I'm like probably Asian growing up in a white area is what I was thinking. What's your favorite Asian food? Hot pot. What protein you put in your hot pot? Beef. What do you get from that? Doesn't everybody put beef in there? Did you ever get made fun of in high school?

Yes. What would they say? Cuz I was like a nerd. I was in theater. Did you play instrument? I did. Which one? I played the violin. Me, too. Asian. All right. Asian. She I Asian. I don't know. She can be Persian. Nah. Like, you can just tell by the hair. I am Asian. Yes. That was easy. Was it easy? I was stressed. You guys were like questioning. I was ready to answer like 10 questions before.

It's true. Okay. Did you grow up in a white area? I did. Okay. What? Wait, what kind of Asian? I'm Cambodian. Fire. Okay. Word. Thank you. This dude's Look at this Asian ass fit. His cuffs are folded. This you might be right, but you might not be. Wait, what belt are you wearing? Oh, it's vintage. Okay. You know, I'm still My god. What car key is that, bro? It's a Lexus. It's a rental. You're lying. You're not going to have it on your belt if IT'S A RENTAL.

HELL NO. HE'S GOT A LEXUS. NO, but this could mean I still think my initial thoughts which were Latino potentially black cars. Brother, that is a Asian man. I don't know. Viva. Say that again. Viva. Viva Larasa. A damn. Now you [__] me up. His accent was not good. Yeah. What's your go-to order at a um fur restaurant? Uh, I get egg rolls and then um I get fur. I mean that's I just get uh steak on it.

I told you this wasn't Asian. Now what should you order at the taco truck? I mean it depends where but I go for a store. Mhm. I think. Mhm. This man is a Mexican. Nah, he's Asian. Nah, just by his fit alone and the way he walked, he's Asian. I don't even need to ask. Really? Is this Asian? Yes, bro. No, I don't think so, man. I think I went to high school like this before, man. Have you? But I think for me, you were given like the Hot Topic Mexicans that like were like the all the punk rocker Mexicans in high school.

Like that, right? How were you whooped ass as a kid? Chla. Say it. Nah. What? WHAT IS IT? NOW I'm [__] up. Chocolate. Chalk. Okay, now you're doing too much. You know, now he knows what a chocolate is. I don't know. I don't actually don't remember getting like any of that. Jackets, cuffed, nice shoes, Lexus keychain dangling off the belt. Very Asian here. Okay, I see all that, but I still see just one of the Mexican homies from high school has a nice car.

Yeah. Not Asian. I've never been so sure. She's a black Asian. Tell me, what do you think? What does that mean? He's Asian. Wait, that's Asian. What are you? What do you think? He's Asian. Now, now I'm thinking you're Filipino. Yeah, I'm Filipino. No, that's a hack. Cuz y'all have been colonized by the Spaniards. What do you mean? This is such an Asian fit. You're full Filipino?

Oh, yeah. Come on, bro. I'm Jamie Nick. I was born in the Philippines. I'm 27. I grew up La Point West Kawina area and then moved to the IE. I originally I thought you guys were going to whitewash me but Nah bro. No give it away. The day I brown threw it off. So you grew up with a lot of Latinos or not? Yeah. I was going to go that route too but I feel like if I went that route it would have been kind of obvious that I'm like faking it. That's why the chocolate thing I like. I know. But that's the thing. Filipinos get hit with the chocolate too. There's a lot of overlap you know.

Hit. Damn. We might be even now. Or even. All right. Okay. Oh, hold on. You got swag. Okay. Uh, my name is Cam. I'm from OC. Yeah, Asian. I'm I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it as I don't even need it. Hey, lock me in. Asian. What's your favorite restaurant in OC? Oh. Um, I'll say Jollibee. Do you know who that is? Huh? You know Jollibee? Of course I know what Jollibee is. Dude, this is a this is an Asian dude.

You play Valerant? Uh, no. What uh brand jersey is that? from Ross. Oh, I feel like he's trying to throw us off because if you're from the OC and you're Asian, your favorite restaurant is not Jollibee. I love Jollibee. Okay. But there's so much fire good Asian food in the OC. No, there is. I love um I love Gen or Jen. Nah, man. That is Asian. I can't tell if you're Asian and trying to throw me off or if you just don't know ball like that. What the hell is on his head? man. Okay, the DC shoes. Okay. He's just a skater boy. He said, "See you later, boy." I like that wild card word association.

I'll read out a list of categories one at a time, and you're going to say the very first thing that comes to your mind. Ready? Here we go. K-pop group BTS holiday Easter anime Death Note Asian celebrity Steven Young Asian movie worst fear claustrophobic childhood uh trauma Hey we can stop it here he's Asian oh man I don't know soup ramen sauce Sriracha hot drink tea cold Drink ramune snack. Prawn chips. Prawn chips is Asian. Yeah, I know. But he noodle. F. Say that again. F. I was thinking white, white, white, white, white up until like the last few questions and he said f the way Vietnamese people say f.

You were born in Orange County. Yeah. All right. Asian. am not Asian. That was what was on. I'm Cam. Born and raised in Orange County. Lived all over. Have a lot of like Asian friends. I guess threw me off. I just the way you dressed and the way that you're Oh my god. The word association was like, "Oh, he's filling all the just most basic Asian shit." And then the way you said f at the end.

Yeah. Cuz like universal Vietnamese. Yes. Cuz like Okay. Yes. People that don't know will say fo. The rest of the world will say [__] but Vietnamese people will say [__] Like the slightest off. Wait, I don't say f like that. Yeah. Me neither. Oh, you don't? I'm Vietnamese. Really? How do your parents say it? Damn. I'm pissed. I threw you off. You did. Dude, I was so confident. I look like a dumbass. Hello. Hi there. Hey. Where you from? What's your name?

My name is Leilani. I don't know. I'm from [__] San Diego. Whatever. Okay. What? What you mean? No, I'm just I'm processing. Okay. Cuz I like people from San Diego. It's different vibe than LA. You're giving Hispanic right now. But she has a kind of like Pacific Islanderish name which is like you could be Filipino. It's a lot of Filipinos in San Diego. You were born and raised in San Diego. Yeah. What do you like to eat? Um what's your favorite food? You ever heard of kapuk or no?

Cook what now? Kapuk. Cook and where's that from? Yeah. Like that like some Cambodian tail people. Wait. Did I say wrong? No. I don't think so. You know that dish? I don't. that I feel like I have Cambodian homies that have mentioned that to me and Cambodian San Diego kind of sounds like a chola checks out. Are you with somebody currently or do you have an or is your ex? I'm with somebody currently. Do your parents like your boyfriend? Yes, they love him. What ethnicity is it? Filipino. Okay.

I don't know, man. I mean, my high school was like 85% Mexican. So, there's a lot of Cambodian girls kicked with all the cholas. And you are reminding me of that. How many siblings do you have? Two. And what are their names? Tyson and Chanel. Not Asian names at all. What is uh your relationship with your parents? Like if there's a problem, do you go to them? Honestly, I go to me. I feel like I'm like the most love, you know, oldest daughter. I'm like I'm really the parent. Okay. Respect. Okay. What is your go-to boba order?

Titino boba. I don't like boba. No, thank you. Huh? She doesn't like boba. Like to dance. Yep. I'm a dancer. Do something right now. What's your hit? Hit a little emote. Shoot. This platform I'm not big enough for my emote. Hey. Uh-huh. I'm a B. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's on me. Um I don't know. I don't know, bro. Uh. Oh my god. What is your GPA? Currently, it's 3.6. Previously, I scraped by it was like 2.7, unfortunately.

Oh, okay. So, you were bad, daddy. Clock it. Yeah. She's Hispanic. Yeah. What's the craziest [__] you've ate? Actually, I got a few. I've ate gator jerky. What the gator jerky? That was in like Vegas or something. I ate duck head. Snail. Mhm. Oh my god. Um, she's Asian. I don't know what else is crazy. Pig blood. She's Asian. But maybe she just dates Asian dudes that put her on.

Oh my god. You're right. Her dude is Filipino. All right. I'm You go first. I think you're Asian based on the foods. Yeah, but you could be Asian or Hispanic. I just I don't know. I'm going to go with Asian, though. [__] man. Threw us off. All right, it I'll go not Asian. Dates Asian dudes. Oh, okay. Not Asian. Round here. Oh wow. Around here that could be anything. She could be halfies. ASIAN as [__] Timothy. Damn it. I'm disappointed. What kind of Asian are you, bro? Loud and Filipino. Come on. You should have knew that.

I know that. Money right there. Damn it. What was the So, it was allow right through it. Yeah, it was loud. I sat down with last kapa. So it's not Cambodian time. We need the food. I knew it. You know, I thought maybe I don't know, man. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Goodbye. The anticipation is killing me. Okay, dude. Hi. Hey. All right. Cargo pants. You peep. You peeped the cargo pants. I did. And the new pink tank top. That is a fashion statement. Front tucked. Hi.

What's your name? Where you from? Uh, I'm Eric and I'm from Troy, Michigan, but I live in LA now. All right. Enthusiastic. Yes. Enthusiasm skews white. Oh. But the op was like, damn, I'm white for real. No. Not white. Asian. Are you Asian? How's your relationship with your parents? Oh, uh, it's solid now. Now? What did it used to be like? Uh, there has been some stages for sure.

I would say especially with my dad, but we mended the relationship more and we say I love you and it's good. Are you gay? What do you think? I don't know. Yeah, the answer is yeah. Okay, nice. What was it like coming out to your parents? Ooh. Oh, I see what you're doing. I came out to my mom the weekend after I visited college for the first time. So, I was 18. I have this family friend. They're gay and they're a stand-up comedian. And my mom was like, "Did you see this?" You

know, like they're talking about like having sex with girls. Are they gay? And I'm like, "I don't know. I feel like if she's talking about having sex with girls, she's probably gay." And then she was like, "Well, are you?" M. So yeah, I just told her the truth and then we went to I think a Thai restaurant after and she was pretty sad about it. Oh, really? Yeah. But you know, it's a journey. We're She's probably like my closest person I have in my life now and I respect her for like having a journey towards acceptance in that. And what about your father?

Same. Actually took longer but lot of constant conversations and meeting in the middle. What's your favorite uh Thai food to order? I hate to say it, but chicken pad thai probably. Damn. Now you or a cow soy. Asian. I'm going Asian, too. Going Asian here. Yeah, there you go. Ooh. No. Nice. Asian. Uh-huh. Bang. Yay. What kind of Asian? I'm Chinese. Wow, I can see you guys for the first time now. I had what they look like.

Okay. So, would you date Are we cute? good? Yeah. Well, yeah, but you're married. No, I know. I'm just saying physically. Are we cute? I say yeah. Okay. Cool. Okay, cool. Thanks, guys. There you go. Yep. Hold on. She got the tabies on. That's Asian. Is it Margela? Tabies? Yeah. Is that Asian though? It is. I think so. My name's Ari. How tall are you? I'm 6'1. Damn. I feel like they're trying to throw us off with a tall Asian girl. Not fast. I mean, she's wearing tabies, bro.

I didn't even know that was an Asian thing. That just reminds me of the Ninja Turtles. Oh, dear. They have two toes. That's why he doesn't get it. I don't. Okay. But you do get it. So, what you saying? Sorry. What? You say he doesn't get it. But you do get it. Whatever he's talking about. See that? With your Asian ass. What is your thought? You said he doesn't get it. Are you mixed? Yes, she's Asian and white. I think you might have tapped into something. Yeah.

Tabies give Asian. The polka dots give white. No, no, no. I'm with And how do you measure your rice? Well, it depends on how I'm making it. Um cuz I can make it on the stove. Dep I'm thinking. It depends. Yeah. Last question. Mhm. You think we're attractive or no? I can't even see you. All right. Yeah. No, that's Asian. Oh, I can see you a little. You look good. Oh, well, thanks.

You look blurry. All right. I'm I'm I'm going Asian. I'm going Asian, too. Yeah. Listen, polka dots is the white tabies. I'm on the edge of my seat. I'm edging right now. Oh, that's crazy. Oh my god. You're a genius, bro. Black and Asian. Whatever, bro. I'm over it. I'm not Asian. Sorry. No. What are you? I like to call myself the holy trinity of America. I'm Native American. Black and white.

Dang. So, you were white and black? Like a tie. Not Asian at all. Oh, sorry. Okay. Well, we both got that wrong. Right. Hello. How are you? Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. What's your name? Where you from? My name is Navia. I grew up in Oregon, but now I go to UCLA. I've never met a Navia before. Me neither. That is a very unique name. Broke your Navia virginity. Yeah, you took it. Pop my Navia cherry.

I got you. You said you from Portland. Yeah. Oh, well, Beaverton. Are there a lot of Asian people in that area? Like I guess yeah, like we had a couple in our school. How were you punished growing up if you were That sounds weird. Uh my parents they didn't really like do all that. They were pretty flexible with it. Whooped. Yeah. God forbid we have good parents. And what is your favorite food? Ooh. Um love In-N-Out. That's my favorite like restaurant. But like Asian wise, a good like patai or like or drunken noodles. Have you guys had that?

Drunken noodles. That's better. Yeah. Low key that dream place to travel? Ooh, Canada. I went there this winter. That's your dream? Well, it was fun. Like what? Oh, sorry. I like Canadians. My bad. I love it. What part of Canada did you go to? Whistler. Like we did like skiing, you know, black foam Whistler. I approve it. Well, I snowboarded, not ski, but yeah. Chloe Kim snowboards. This is true. Okay. How about you? What's your favorite boba order?

Uh, I've only had like the normal one, like the milk tea thing. Yeah. Are you adopted? No. My mom popped me out. Uh, what's your celebrity crush? Just ask. Braun. LeBron. Him and his whole family, actually. Okay. LeBron is my celebrity crush, too. Yeah. No, she's not Asian. You know, I think you're right. Braid did hair. That's not Asian. I'M ASIAN. OH, THAT'S THE OTHER TYPE. Like the whole subcontinent. Yes, that one.

What kind of Asian are you? Indian. Wait, I grew up in Beaverton like for 3 years. I lived in the Bay after that. So, I love boba. And I've had everything. Oh, you lied. No, but wait, Milk Tech is my favorite. That wasn't a lie. I answered your question correctly. Damn. Wait, I'm also a math major, but I'm preath. Oh my god. So, you just lied. No, no, I'm preath. So right now I'm not just locked undeclared. But you said you're locking in math. No or CS. We'll see.

Exactly. That's like the most Asian majors of all time. H I should have switched it up. So how are you guys feeling after that? I think we got over 50%. I feel like I just I know nothing. But also the ones I like locked in with I was pretty good about. You know what I'm saying? But like damn, man. That was tough. So, we have tallied the final scores in second place with seven out of 14 correct and a score of 50% exactly. You keep looking at me, TIM. Come on, bro. [__] this [__] And in first place with eight out of 14 correct.

Eight out of 14 and a score of 57%. Hey, Jason. Hey, thank you. Thank y'all. It was the damn Latino adjacent Asian. That one was like very 50/50 for me. I'll be honest. The woman that was adopted threw me off, too. Yes. I was like, "This is just a happy black auntie right now." And then I was like, "Oh, no. This is a happy white auntie." And then it was a happy Asian auntie. Yeah. Should never judge a book by its cover, man. There you go.