- This is my current husband, Tony, of eight years. This is my ex-husband that I divorced in 2003 and we all lived together. Now this is how it happened. - Wait, wait, wait. What? - What did you say? We, we all lived together. - My two husbands. Well, alright, so this is not a sister wives, you know? - No, I'm confused. So how this transpired was Vernon and I had a dog together.

We co-parented a dog that we had adored Boe Blue. And when I married Vernon, I mean Tony. Oh. Oh, see? Oh, that's a problem right there. Oh, Vernon, when I, when I married, when I married Tony, yes. Vernon would come and walk the dog like several times a week and even walk our dog too. Right. So before I knew it, we gave him a key, let him come and go as he want.

We trusted him. We've always been friends. It was an amicable divorce. And then he was down on his luck. And so I, Tony was kind enough to allow him to move in and rent a, well, not rent a room. He stayed for a year for free. Wow. And so he, he was great at walking the dogs and taking care of the house and all that stuff. So then he moved out after a year of being rent free and he moved down the street and he was in an unsavory place and I was worried about him. So I said, Vern, and I said, maybe you should come back until you find something better. So he came back, he's been there for four and a half years.

And my dog is, our dog has now passed away in heaven. Not four And a half. Tell me it seems like 10, 2014. Anyway, so we asked him in August, Steve, if he would move out. She did in November 1st. And it's driving me crazy more than it is my husband. I'm ready to pull my hair out. He's on my nerves. Imagine being married. I mean, living with your, your ex-husband - Divorced.

No, no, that wouldn't happened. No, no, no. We can't imagine. - No. At all. Anyway, it's crazy. Right? But he's a macho Latino and he's a gentle giant and he's not threatened at all by him. And he knows we are way over. - Can I say something? Yeah. I haven't, I showed up sunny at her place back in 2012 and then Tony came in the room and said, stay here till, get your crap together. And he didn't charge me anything. So now after about 10, three quarter months, I like to correct it. He said, it's time to go over and you gotta get outta here.

- Right. - Okay, that's fine. You're right. So I got a place down the road and the people I was living with were smoking meth and had rabbits in the living room. And then she said, we're gonna invite you back. I said, heck yeah, I'll come back there in that environment. I'm not burning, I'm gonna, it was all temporary. I gonna, it was all based on temporary. But she has mentioned about me, but he hasn't stepped up and said, I had this discussion with Tony.

Like you, I don't, I don't listen to her. Okay. Because we don't listen to each other, but we're all friends. So - You don't listen to her? - I don't listen to her, - Her as far as us. Well, he doesn't either. Y'all got be kidding me. Right? You just, this really just can't be real. It's no, it, this can't possibly be real. It's Tony want him out. You want him out. Right. And Vernon said, I need to get out. Right.

We all in agreement, but ain't nobody left yet. What I don't understand - Out, Tony, get him to leave, please. Disrespecting your wife right in front of you. First of all, my wife will tell you one day, do you think we should have him go? And then next day she goes, I can't stand him. He's gotta leave. So she tells me different things all the time, but I, I want him to go, I look, I could kick him out tomorrow.

Do it. Yes, yes, yes. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, would you're not gonna do is turn my nice show into Judge free. You gonna stop all that - Chanting right now. Your compassion is misdirected your compassion for Vernon. I get that. But it's like with children, Vernon is acting a little bit like a little child.

Yeah. Say allow it. Okay, but you, but you can't. You're gonna, you're gonna, it's gonna cost you and Tony, right? It's gonna cost you and Tony. How do we get them out? Get them out, go take a date, pack his rag and put him outside of the door and the lock. Exactly. Say bye Felicia. Thank you. We'll do that. - You do it, you do it. I can be a hard guy and do all that legal, but I don't wanna do it that way.

- This is the thing. I think what's going on is you're too comfortable and Bernon, you're too comfortable, baby. You've got the best personality. I'm sitting here looking at you. So fun. Heck, I know people that would date you. Call me. I can hook you up. You need to go, you need to - Go, you need to move out because you're missing your life. But Tony needs to be a man. Okay?

Please, Tony, step up. Lemme tell you, your, your wife has already confused your names like three or four times already. That, that's not a good sign at all. You need to be a man. Put your foot down and be in control of your household. - I don't think, I don't think that makes me, man or not. And I'm, and I'm, believe me, I'm very much my - House. You know what? On Monday, Vernon, oh, you come back on the show, I'm gonna let you play Harvey's hundreds.

You could win up to a thousand. Yes. We gonna solve this problem. I'm gonna go on and sit back down because Vernon, you gotta go. You, you come back. Vernon play Harvey Hunter. Thank you Tony Deidre and Vernon. I'm gonna see you Monday. Vernon, you nice guy.

Tony, you nice guy. - I have a bratty 14-year-old daughter. She will get what she wants when she wants it. And I try not to let her have fast food. But if I don't give her the fast food, she says that I'm starving her. And I try to cook healthy all the time. Okay. But she wants the fast food. - Okay? - Had I stopped her from wanting the fast food and eating the healthy stuff, - She 14. - Yeah. - Starve her. - Okay,

- Listen to me. No 14-year-old should be running nothing at your house. Yeah. You are the ultimate authority. She don't work. No, she don't drive. No. You try to cook healthy for her. Yes. She won't eat fast food. - Yes. - In order to eat the fast food, you got to buy the fast - Food. That's my, that's my fault.

I give in to her when she starts throwing a tan tantrum. - Oh, I, we can fix that. My father told us at a very early age, he said, listen to me son. Wherever you show out, that's where you get worked out. So now if you wanna show out in aisle number eight, then aisle number eight it is. We gonna need a cleanup on aisle number eight. My father was serious business. I couldn't, you know, don't allow your child to be bratty.

They're bratty because we give in. - Yeah, - Because you don't want the tantrum. It's embarrassing. But you know her tantrum and your tantrum. Two different tantrums. - Okay. - See I, my son one time Winton, he's 21 now. I sent him to this daycare called Creme de la creme. And I'd raised my sons with discipline like I was raised. So he went to little school with these little kids, you know, these little rich kids. And all of a sudden I told him to do something and out of nowhere he just plopped down in the floor, starts kicking his leg a

and he threw me off because my son five, he had never done that. I told you to do something, he plopped in the floor, started kicking his legs and hollering at the top of his lungs. I figure he done picked this up, up at the daycare. So I got down in the floor with him. Do I need to tell you what happened? Can I tell you my son is 21 years old now. He ain't ever been in the flow since that day. Right there. Because wherever you show out, it's where you get work out. It still

- Works today just like it worked back. Try it. Me and my ex, we recently broke up 'cause we decided we bet all friends than lovers. Yeah. And we actually co-parent in the same household right now. - Co-parent. Y'all got a baby? - Yeah, we got a daughter. - Okay. - Together. But I just started dating and I took a woman out on a date and I thought maybe it'd be a good idea to bring the girl back home.

Being that, you know, I thought it'd be a good idea 'cause it's my house and I pay the bills. But when I brought it over, it was some tension in the house and everything. And I was wondering, would I be wrong to ask my ex to leave a house when I bring my company over? Hey, real life. I pay the bill. I need your, I need your help, Steve. I need your help. You got to be me.

- What's your name man? Vale. How old are you? Vee? - 30. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 30 years old. Just dumb as a dno. Okay, stand right here. I want you to hear what I'm about to say. I'm dating a woman that I live with that I done had a baby. With that we continue to live in the same house, I have decided to start dating again. So I take a woman out and I bring her to the house and it's a little tension in the damn house. And I'm thinking with my stupid ass, should I ask her to leave a house while I sit on our couch, possibly start romantically hugging

and kissing in the house that we shared and made a baby ear. I wanna know if that's okay. Did you hear what I just said? Absolutely. Now, do you understand God's grace that you still living? Because lemme tell you something, Tamara. You see all these grown women in here. What would've happened if you'd have bought that woman to they house That would've been yellow tape all around your house.

See Trive. And because I have been younger before, I'm double your age, I'll be 60. I'm, I'm, I've done some stupid things. Never this damn stupid. But I've done some stupid things. Now this what I want you to do is, is, is your girl that's got the baby, she working? - Yes. She don't make a lot of money. - Okay? This is what I want you to do. I want you to sacrifice and help her and the baby get a place - I'm doing - And then I want you to do your fatherly duties.

And then I want you to do your daddy duties. That's the difference. I want you to take 'em places and go to school and see about 'em. Go to games, hold their hand, tell 'em jokes. Teach 'em how to throw is a boy girl. - I have two, but with her it's the my daughter. - And you got another one. So, oh, - He's eight. My daughter. - Yeah. See then we going to go to Walgreens and

we going, we going to, we gonna buy some raincoats. Now what I want you to do, I want you to gimme the mic and I want you to listen to me. We going to get you out the back door safe because she still talking about shanking you. So, because this turned into a real situation for you, trave. Matter of fact, go over there and sit on the couch. Just go sit on the couch. Trave. - I've been single for going on eight years now. And I've been known as a quirky, eccentric kind of person.

You, you Quirky. Sure. Yeah. - Okay. So, - You know from, from personal life to, you know, my fashion sense and all that, which is my normal attire. But ever since I have had a driver's license, I've owned a very unique car as my own personal driving car. I've always owned a funeral hearse. - Oh, okay. - Yeah, it's a Cadillac and it's, it's not really good in the, in the dating life especially not in like, like first dates and stuff, you know, picking them up in, in my Cadillac hearse.

I try to drop the hearse part first and I just say, yeah, I drive a Cadillac. - Well so what you tell him you tried to tell him it's a station wagon - With a lot. Yeah, - Look little tall for a station wagon homie. - Yeah, with a lot of room in the back. - Yeah. - Yeah. Lot of room in the back. - So you it's killing your dating life. - Yeah, just a little bit. Yeah. - You surprised - About that? A little bit. I mean, I would go into the car.

- Do you get some dates? - It never goes past the first date, but yeah. - You won't know why - If you have a, an idea - Probably because when she do get in, does she get in the front seat? - I they do, but there's there's a passenger I have in the passenger seat already, so I have to move him. IIII have a skeleton. Oh, you - Have a skeleton in the car? - Yeah, - Yeah, - Yeah. - I can't use him for the carpool lane, but he's - So you got a skeleton in the car?

- I just, I just move him to the back. - And you put him in the back when the girl get in? - Yeah. - What do you think? Just, let's just talk. Just gimme an idea of what you think the next time you pick up could be different to maybe get a different reaction. - I, I could probably be proactive and, and hide him. Yeah, maybe. - Okay. That's a good start. That, that's, see now we on to something.

Now let's think of one more thing. Let's just try really hard, Cody, what you could do when you pick a girl up that might produce a second date. - I, I know where you're going. - Well see, we trying to get you to go there too. - I'm not, I'm not getting rid of it, but I've done one step closer. I You're - Not getting rid of what, what - Not one step though. - You're not getting rid of what? - I'm not getting rid of the hearse. But you gonna - Be by yourself the rest of your life.

- I, I, I turned, I made it. I'd done some customization to make it not look like a hearse that much. - How you make a car not look like a hearse? - It's, it's a Ghostbuster's car now. It has the logos. I'm gonna put the lights and sirens on. It has a red top. - That's good Cody. That's real good. Hey Cody. Look man, thanks for coming. Okay.

You know all I'm hearing is my momma in my head Steve, you can't help everybody. That's how I, my mama used to tell me that. I ain't understand. See you can't help everybody. You can't help somebody that don't want to help they self. Now we need to get rid of hers. Everybody in here know that. But now he want remodel it. Hate it now instead of carrying dead people now we dragging around ghosts in the cup. Hey Cody, - I love you man.

Thank you for coming man. Good luck. I just graduated from Texas Tech University woo. And I haven't found a full-time job yet. So I'm back at home living with the parents. Yes, I know. And so I've had some pet peeves living with them. Me, my mom and my sister love sleeping in on the weekends like normal people. But my dad wakes up so early like at 6:00 AM and Cooks a gourmet breakfast. And so it gets cold every time we wake up like at noon. And so what can I tell my dad to do to, for him to wake up later and we can all cook breakfast and eat like normal people.

It's a's a legit question. - I'm looking at your ungrateful ass. Yo daddy gets up in the morning. First of all he gets up early because he old, old people like to get up 'cause we don't like to miss nothing because hell, if God going to give us one more day, we might as well get the whole day in. That's for start. But the part that's killing me, you done move back in your daddy up making a hot breakfast. Who the hell's daddy is making them a hot breakfast and your ungrateful ass wants to sleep in?

Man, your daddy ought to walk in there and just stomp you one morning. - I mean come on. It's not just me, it's just my sister and my mom. - No, but you are here. You are the one that's here. Your sister and your mama ain't got a problem with it. It's you, the ungrateful millennial laying your ass around.

Why don't you get up and help your daddy fix breakfast? Alright? Possibly. What the hell is wrong with these kids now? See you talking to the wrong one. 'cause I gotta get up before the crack of dawn every morning to go to work. My little girl told me, my little girl told me she's living at the house. Right Daddy, when you wake up in the morning, you slam the door and it startles me.

Oh you ought to see me walking around the house. Just bam, bam. Cabinets, I slammed doors, medicine, cabinets, drawers, closets. She came to the door the other morning, she went okay dad. Really? Yeah, I just, you know, since it pissed you off, let's just go all the way and oh by the way, I'm going to work to pay for everything. You'll be fine. Thank you sir. I appreciate it. Thank you. Sorry about that. Didn't mean to go off on you.

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