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[groaning] I like this car. This is a four-seater. I hear beeping. I hear OH, HEY GUYS. OH, HEY. WHAT'S UP? How much? All right. Wait, how do I do drop the mines again? Uh, honk the horn. No. Okay. What the hell is this thing, dude? Bro, it's going to porcupine car. Now what? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? HEY GUYS, I'M JUST TRYING TO find where to go and fix my car.
All right. Give me the horns. I don't know what you pick. Come in. MY BIKE'S BEEN DESTROYED. ALL RIGHT. GLAD TO BE ON GTA V with my friend. Save actually me, kill yourself. Okay. I'm just [__] How many mines do you have? I don't know. I'm just [__] [__] [__] I'm just [__] and boarding this [__] I gained start three stars by doing nothing but circles while flipping off the cops. HE GOT HIS ASS. THAT GUY LOOKED LIKE NOGLA. No one looks Wait, where's the event? I swear to you that NPC looked just like Nogla.
Was he riding a bike? Yes. Yeah, I know you're talking about. Go left, go left. What do you mean you know all the NPCs in this game? Yes. There he is. That's insane. There he is. I KILLED HIM. [__] YOU, NOGLA IMPOSTER. Is this dangerous when it's not on? Oh my god, dude. Wrong crew style. What the [__] It still IS DANGEROUS. WAIT, YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK IT WAS ACTUALLY THE SPIKES on top. Yeah, that's right. See, I told you. This is a loud like thunderstorms and stuff. Wait, I mean hold on. What's the appearance? Wait, where's the thing where you crack your knuckles? Louis, I want to look evil. No!
[screaming] You [__] Velos died. Oh, yeah. [groaning] I like this car. This is a four-seater. I hear beeping. Why didn't you die, man? You died like five seconds after we left. I had you guys. Hey, get in, you two. Come on, guys, get in. We're going to the thing. You want to die again? All right, we should actually pick him up, though. I am. Watch out, you don't we don't want to get hit by one of his deadly fireworks.
You guys are [__] when this thing hits you. Just get in, man. Just get in. to reveal our gender. Get in. It's a boy! You should have gone the second you opened that door. No. I just turned around in first person. Brian? Where the [__] did you WHERE THE [__] DID YOU GO? What I was in first person. I turned around and it was a stupid ass horse and I turned around again and he was gone. Eight minutes. One second, one second, one second. I'll try again. I actually don't know if we should do it right now. It's too early. I might be able to. All right, where do I go?
Okay, come to the bridge that I'm at now. Yeah, I can't. [__] The spike on my car, dude. All right, be careful. That car is really dangerous. Yeah, maybe we should stand against it. There's a lot of unexpected deaths happening. Ain't doing nothing to me, dude. He's just soft. There's only certain spots, only certain spots where you Dude, what the hell? I don't know what causes it. Like I don't know which spike it is. All right, actually let's do it from here. You see this light show right there? That light post I passed them? Uh-huh. Don't don't pass that area and don't pass the last one on this side.
All of you guys, we're going to pretty much I ain't [__] stupid, bud. I wasn't even trying to kill you. I was trying to walk over to the pole. [__] he was walking over to put a gun in my face. All right, is everybody here? Everybody ready? What are we doing? Terrorizer? I'm doing banking [__] Just Brian in the background in a car just doing online banking. WHO'S READY TO PLAY ROCKET ROULETTE?
I'M READY. We're turning the radar off. One of us is going to be under the bridge. That's going to be me first. And you guys are going to hide. You can't move in 20 seconds. You guys just have to stand somewhere on that bridge and I fire 10 rockets. I'm going to try to kill as many of you as I can and we keep score until all of us have a turn. Wait, 10 rockets? You mean grenade launchers? No, no, rockets. Wait. Rockets, yes. You're going to shoot it below us or Yes. Oh, you die when you get Yes, you'll die. Oh, damn, I didn't know that. All right, you guys got 30 seconds. Ready? I'm ready.
Okay. I don't know where I can and can't go. Count it down, dude. All right. 30 The median light posts. 29 These end ones. 28 30 [snorts] Okay, I'm back. Louis, what are we playing? Explain that all again. Three Nope. Two Hold still right there. One Okay. I'm ready. Oh my god. Two Oh, no. Three Four Wait, are you sure this is working? Yes. We should have shot Austin in her ass. Oh, there it is.
THERE'S NO WAY, ONLY ONE. MHM. I was so close to Tyler. He's like, not even close. You just drew a perfect circle around Tyler. Not even close. Okay, okay, I got one and since I killed Moo can go next. Moo Oh, Wildcat's moving. He's shooting He's moving. He moves his spot. I didn't know I couldn't move. All right, I'm moving my Shut the [__] up, you little rat. Oh, Evan's going to move. Evan's moving. Evan's moved. Evan moved off his spot. Yeah, you killed me, you dumbass. Yeah, I'm going to stand on this pile of blood. Look, we got some other people playing, also. Oh, they're
running away. A little more to the left. Oh, yeah. That's perfect. Slightly down Aiming at your feet. Very close. A little more to the right. The other right. My other right. Not even close, [__] You're being fooled, TRICKED, LOCKED. [clears throat] THIS [__] HAS HIS RADAR ON, I KNOW IT. I DON'T. You're moving. No, no. What are you laughing about over here?
All right, last rocket and look boy. What? All right, oh, that's uh I'm going to buy more rockets. All right, now where was I? I [__] You went over back to his spot, didn't you? Mhm. I'm at an angle. Here it is. All right, so it's the vehicle. This sucks. I hate this. That would have been amazing if he blew up that car. Yeah, well, too bad I didn't. I give up. Yeah. Figure out where Evan went. So, to be honest, Tyler, you were hitting exactly where Evan was, but he had ran about a minute earlier to go kill you.
Brian's moving. Disqualified. Brian's getting ran over by cars actively. Over He's He's getting [__] railed right now. Where the car is at? Brock, are you in the game? He's Yeah, he's over here. He's so far away. The third person shooting is Oh, [__] THIRD PERSON. NO! CLOSE. KEEP HAPPENING TO ME? GO back to where you were. You were right on Brock. Or we could just let him figure it out on his own. No. Because I just helped you out by saying he was not close. That's so good, Louis. Wait, wait, I don't want to hear you saying that to me. Okay. With that much enthusiasm. I like how Posse is just AFK and she's going to win this. No, I'm not AFK. I'm just I'm
just enjoying the scenery. It's really soothing. Just a little more to the You need to go back. Yeah, just back, just a little smidge. No, keep going back. No, keep going back. Yeah, keep going. Keep going back. No, you're going away from her now. No, you're not. You're going away from her now. No, no, no, GO BACK. Like three STROKES BACK. WHAT?
THAT'S NOTHING. HE ANNIHILATED HIM, DUDE. Holy [__] Do that again. Do exactly what you just did. Just do that again. And again. How is she What the [__] Yeah, it might be She might be at a spot that's impossible. Brian, electrocute me. I swear if I get close and he [__] kills me, I'm going to be pissed. What? Don't Oh. Same action replay? He runs over and grabs the money. You got money, you're [__] rich. Okay, yeah, that's that's good, but now a little bit forward. A little bit to the right. Yeah, I don't think I can get him from here. bit to the right. You're not hitting her.
Okay, a little bit forward. Yeah. A little bit to the left. Time to UH, COP SHOT ME. OH, NO. HER HP did go down. Oops. Brian, NO. YOU GOT [screaming] TO RELAX. LOUIS KNUCKLE. I DID IT. THAT was fun. Yeah, the best part was when I got [__] annihilated by that car. [snorts] What the [__] was that? I just watched Tyler just walk up. Jumped on the rail and then I was goofing off. I shouldn't have been goofing off like that. Wait, come over here, guys. Look at this. Wait, pause to come back. Look
at this guy's parking. I know. Did you see it? It did not work at all. What the How did they do that? Perfect. You never parked a car like that? No. This is how I want this. I like it like that. Someone in the car? Ow. Oh, someone is in the car. Yeah, somebody's somebody's freaking out in there. Dude, she's a passenger. That's I haven't seen a passenger in a long time. That's so funny. We got to save her. Dude. She's tweaking. Remain calm. I'm going to save you. Remain calm. I'm actually saving you.
Her POV. All right, here we go. Here we go, lady. I'm saving you. I saved you. Oh, she's stuck. work? Uh-oh. You crushed her. She's yelling at me. She's not good. She's dead. Now I'm stuck. Here, I'll invite you guys. And then I'm going to the casino. Let us know when everyone's there. We'll do the spin. Where do we meet? At the wheel. The most exciting part of every recording session. I'm trying to find the High Life 420 t-shirt. I swear to god if I win a [__] motorbike.
It looks like a That looks like a move bike. I sure hope he wins it. Oh, [__] Come on. Give me that move bike. Aw. Mystery. [screaming] What I get? He gets so excited OVER THE MYSTERY. WHAT YOU GET? HE GOT DOCKED. It just shows my address. Oh, wait. What? Mystery prize. You got the vehicle. Sit your ass He doesn't know. Just won a luxury car. Hey Brian, you spin and I'll I'll go get in my luxury car.
I would love to. Here we go. Oh, he's actually doing it. Do Okay, I have never won the vehicle. Do not do it this time. What spin was that? What the [__] was that [__] spin? Well, Mr. Muscles. Oh. Oh my god. No, no, no, no, no. [screaming] OH MY GOD. I WOULD HAVE DIED. I got to see this car. You got a car? Oh, it's daytime. All right, let's see it. Yo. What the hell just happened? Come on.
Are you serious? Wait, Brock, what? Did you JUST BLOW UP? WHY WOULD YOU DO LOUIS SNIPER. YOU. Missed you. Missed. Ain't hit me, [__] ass [__] AND THEN SPAWNED ME ON the race track. Ain't hit me, man. Awesome. So convenient. Suicide by cop. Will we be safe if we were right here? Will this protect us? No. I mean, the aliens will. Huh? We're going to die? be protected. Why are you staying here then? Um I have faith. I believe I won't die.
What are you talking about then? Which one is it? Are we going to be safe or we're going to die? All right. Pick a side. Heads or tails. Hurry. Uh, heads. Um We'll be safe. YOU'RE DEAD. [screaming] I WON'T BE SAFE. OH MY GOD. OH, [__] UH-OH, they found me. Lester. Lester. Hold on, don't let him kill you. Dude, he's just shooting right into the bin. He's he's not even hitting me. Well, I'm going to see how long I'm going to last if I just stay here.
Wait, wait, don't shoot him. Okay. Okay, get in here. Welcome to my home. What the This was my house. How do you crouch? Get the [__] out of here if you don't know how to crouch. You dumb dog. How do you crouch? This is actually a crazy spot. I haven't got hit with one bullet. I ran. Here we go in the bin. Unless you don't know how to crouch. Get the [__] out of here.
Brian, I'll figure it out. Okay, hold on. You have to get stars. You're not allowed in here unless you have stars. I'm getting shot. Get stars. You have to get stars. I can't crouch. Get out of the way, you stupid. I'm not getting damage. I have three stars. I'm not getting any damage. Serious? We don't even have to crouch. She's crouching on my screen. Oh, wait. I'm dying. She's crouching. Look at her face. I'm not crouching. You are for me.
OH, SHE'S CROUCHING. SHE'S DOING ADVANCED CROUCHING. UH-OH. WOW. Now we're fine. I've seen that before. Dude, look at the It's a whole swarm of them in the alley. Look at that. Should we up the ante a little bit? Get some more in here. That was such a bad throw. it out. It was pretty bad. Look at that guy. He's like, "Ow, I got dust in my eye." Oh, that's it. Oh. "You need to go." No. No, no, NO, NO. TYLER. DUMB ASS. The last word I heard was, "No." Louis Upper case. Just don't look over the head, behind the back [__] Look at the way HE'S SHOOTING YOU.
THIS GUY'S A [__] SNIPER. [screaming] AUSTIN, GET YOUR DUMB ASS HEAD DOWN. Austin's just in the way. Caps lock. Is your caps lock on? He's on the keyboard. Is your caps lock on? How do you crouch in GTA V on keyboard? Oh, you broke it. YEAH, LOOK AT THAT. UH-OH. LEFT CONTROL. I GOT IT. [screaming] SHE GOT MUGGED. I GOT THE BUGGER. Left control. IT DOESN'T WORK. WHY IS THAT THERE? HE'S IN MY WAY. I THOUGHT HE DIED.
LIKE THIS? OH, we have fused together, by the way, Tyler. Oh, he just shot himself. Who's blazing it up? Oh, no, I'm dead. Who the [__] did that? OH, WOW. OH, THE COPS DID IT. The cops did They tried to counter us, dude. You know what? That box is way more fun than the [__] relax. Than the whole [__] game. It's way better than relax, dude. Yeah. Sitting in the box waiting for the cops to pop boxes. Take us to safety, man. Take us to safety. Yeah. It's not safe.
Other direction. Oh my god. I'm dying. Oh, that actually helped. Thank you. I didn't work at all. Just like get the [__] out of here. What do you think? You think I shoot this rocket right through there? Yeah, I think so. you're good. Oh, yeah. Bad ass. Shoot him. Shoot him, man. Shoot him. Shoot that rocket. I know you're trying to [__] do, dude. Shoot him. Shoot that rocket in there. You got it.
Uh You got it. All right, spam the right bumper down. What? I [__] hate this guy, dude. How do you even get that footage? Same action replay. Hopefully that eight seconds that I definitely will send to the editor We'll get it. Well, I'm save action replay of Tyler saving action replaying so we can get a nice angle of him across the street saying save action replay. And I don't EVEN GET THAT FOOTAGE OF SAVE action replay.
Wait, Pasta. Look at me. Look at me with your gun. Oh, wait. Wait, Pasta. Don't listen to him. Look at me with your gun. Who's coming? Pasta. Who's coming? Look at me with your gun. Look at me with your gun, Pasta. Why? Pasta, whatever you do, do not listen to him. Pasta, come here. I tried TO WHY? I tried to shoot him. I tried to shoot Louie and then you guys drove in front of my rocket.
I thought I'd see that slow motion. Do not listen to him. Slam me in the face. Slam me in the face, Pasta. Whatever you do, But I got to know what's going on. I have to Slam me in the face, Pasta. You got to slam me in the face. you'll regret it of your life if you do. I feel like I should listen to you though. Wait, how come I can't get it? You can. Okay. Brock was close. Okay, I got it. Okay, so the history behind this uh Pasta is that Brock has been trying to kill Louie when he has a bounty on him for probably 10 years now. Oh.
Shoot me, Pasta. The face. There you go. You got to keep the tradition alive. He just pretend He just leaves for another year. That's fair. Thanks, Pasta. You spend that $1,000 and get yourself something good. Thanks. Thanks, Louie. You're the number one strongest IN THE SO, WHAT DO YOU
