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My name is Mr. Matter. No, your name is Mr. Mater. My name is Mr. Matier. My name is Mr. Mar. No. My name is Mr. Mater. Yeah. Get our done. His movement should be fast, but not as fast as Lightning McQueen. Why did you pee in my jar? Tomodachi like living the dream Get her done. I'm going to pet you. What's this? What there? Whoa. Like that. Mater. You like that? This is the first three. You're nodding. Yes. That means you like it. Eat a butter cookie. Get her done.
Yum. I have a level two Mater. I'm giving him the maracas. Breaking news means turn the game on. Wait, why is Mater the news anchor? You can't even read. A wishing fountain has been constructed on cars, too. The island's resident is excited. Quoted as saying, "Finally, somewhere to take a bath." It was me. I'm the island's resident. I interviewed myself for this report. Jack got a level one island and a level two Mater and a level three Jildoo. The more wishes you grant, the more you'll unlock. Now, Mr.
Mater is a little fairy. Mater, how did you drop $23 and change while taking a bath in the fountain? Oh, gee, you like me? You can spend that money on whatever you like. Keep putting hash browns into my hands until I run out of money, you so lonely being the only person on cars, too. Just eat some hash browns. You'll forget about it. Yum. Now we introduce his rival, Mr. Antimater. My name is Mr. Antimatter. He's one of my most evil characters I've ever created. I will destroy you, Mater. You must be me, Duncle.
Mater, I'm dropping you in, but be careful. Yeah, we haven't met yet. My name is Mr. Mate. Hello there, Mr. Mate. I'm known as Mr. and I made her. Be careful. Why are they buddies? Thanks for your help there. Why are you deviating from the source material? Looks like they had fun. That's great. That's not great. How do I begin a battle? Yeah, punch him in the head. Get you to eat your wheels for food. Come on, MAN. PUNCH HIS HEAD OFF.
Oh no, he loves violence. I like your vibe, Mr. Mater. Level up. Level three Mater. Love connection. Oh, let's make him walk like a robot. Like Mater, eat your mystic Mater ball, Mater. He'll make you walk like a robot like in Cars 2. I feel like I got one step closer to my true self. Do you feel like talking about future of the Cars franchise? McQueen is smelling the grass. It puts my soul at ease. It's just so comforting. Here you go, Mr. Mater. You love to wear this kind of clothes. Oh yeah, now we're talking. That was a hit. Cars was a hit film. I'm adding the girl car now.
My name is Mercedes Mary. Was she a Mercedes or a Lexus? What's your favorite genre of music? Life is a car game. Life is a highway. I'll have to give that a listen. Life is a high. Mary, how do you feel about hash browns? Yum. How do you feel about apple? Yum. How do you feel about reverse osmosis? Sharing a terrifying rumor he heard yesterday about the future of the Cars franchise about how they were going
to do a Planes 3 instead of a Cars 4. Lightning McQueen Anti Mater just stole the woman of your dreams. Here, have a box of tissues so that you can cry. So, you want to play me and No Pizza Mater? Well, you should know I'm incredible at this game. Shrimp peel off. Sorry me uncle, but shrimp peel off is a repeat. Shrimp peel off is a food. Always doing his robot walk. You got to watch out for that. Ladies love the robot walk. He's just sleeping.
They're laughing about grapes. Oh, now this game is getting good. Hey. Hey, Mater. Why are you trying to talk to water? I love the sea. Oh no, don't do that. Don't do that dance. Wait, M loves that. Oh no, M doesn't like that. He doesn't Wait, he loves that actually. I like your vibe, evil Mor. What's happening to me? It's true love. Looking at Mercedes Mary has got my heart racing. Because you're a race car, it must be love.
I knew it. Feelings like this can't be anything but love. Crush activated. This Animal Crossing doesn't have any like tree knocking, no grass growing. They really are like defying all conventions. Just once I want someone to unironically tell me I'm so edgy or that I look like I have a wild side. I'm giving you that evil look. Yeah, look at that. Evil Lightning Queen wants to renovate his home. Come on now. This is too easy. There it is right there. That's a Nintendo brand car. After two months, they get steering drift.
This guy is a Lego. Nice to meet you, Lego Bill. Oh, you know what Anti Mater loves? He loves walnuts. You have these walnuts. I'm allergic. Oh, well, maybe don't eat them. Oh, you just ate them. Anyway, check out this game play right here. And that's why I'm the highest rated gamer of all time. My dream bench. Now I can engage in some high octane relaxing. And benches are just the beginning. You can even unlock chairs. They're making small talk via flashlights. That's the power of love. Stop hiccoping. Stop it.
Right there. A little more. Stop it off. A little lower. LITTLE HIGHER. M WIND up kill. You got it. My hiccups are all gone. Thank you so much. Pie is my favorite. You don't get pie. You get nachos. Come on. No. Oh, too bad. It's tails. That's the back of a head. I still win. Hey, you can't win them all. But I'm the game. But you can get this as a consolation prize. Toilet paper. You're finally using the Morocco. The highway. Life is highway.
Life is highway. Life is like a box of highways. Have some toilet paper. He prefers not to use that. I just need $4,800 to afford this. They're discussing the toilet paper. Entertainer. Why are you telling people about that? They're enjoying some time where it's just the two of them. But Mr. Antimator is also there though. Now the entertainers is sitting in the middle of a field staring at his toilet paper. They're doing a deep dive on toilet paper lore.
Would you say that a sealed copy of Cars One makes you think of some chocolate toast? Why would it make him think of that? But of course, come on. What's with the toilet paper? This is not restaurant music. Nintendo, put on restaurant music. poop. Live in a dog house, matern entertainer, the camera, he's not taking pictures of you. He's taking pictures of his house. He doesn't even see you doing those poses. I got to help him. He's not He doesn't get this there. Well, now he's looking at his screen, though. McQueen just pulled up. He's blowing bubbles. Oh, it's getting good now. It says I can add 63 more Miis.
This game would be insane if I had 70 Miis on this island. Here comes a new challenger. Young Joker cars two count Nice to meet you, Yoshi from Mario. She's going in for a stealth elimination. Entertainer paper. But let me ask you this. Someone offers you a large sealed copy of Cars One or a small sealed copy of Cars One. Which one are you going with? Well, the answer is simple. Toilet paper. I'm getting so much mileage out of this thing like a highway. If you going my way, that's what I say. Mater on the saxophone, a queen on the microphone. In my lefty life, there's a highway. I'm in the zone.
