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Before you even say it, I already know what you're going to say. You're going to say, "Dunk, why are you playing Kingdom Hearts 0.2, Birth by Sleep, a fragmentaryary passage, before you've even played Kingdom Hearts 0.7, Sebastian's Reckoning?" And that's because I want to understand Sebastian's motives going into that game and why he chose to ban Shadow Tiger into the realm of non-existence. I'm going to go ahead and pick proud difficulty because if you're as good as me at video games, you should be proud. The heart symbolizes kingdom hearts. You see how the heart in the sky is able to illuminate even the darkest area of the realm of darkness. That's because there is no stronger force than love except for shadow flounder. Of course,
the great battle with almost upon us. Yeah, it's almost upon us in this one. We must take action to keep the seven pure lights safe. We got to protect the seven pure lights. Yes, we must hasten to assemble the seven guardians. Yes, exactly. Merlin, it is time. We need the seven guardians keyblade. We need for the three key. Yeah. We lost over a decade ago. I got to find Snow White and the seven dwarves. Ventus's heart to Aqua found a safe when she set off and she fell to a place.
You don't even got to play the other games. He'll just tell you everything that happened. I saw her in the realm of darkness. Mickey, why were you in the realm of darkness to begin with? Could it be Oh, Dark World, not Disneyland. I always get those mixed up. The basic controls. I don't Man, I'm a proud gamer. I don't need controls. I'm on the main road. I'm one of the main gamers. The story so far. Do I really want to click on this?
Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh, and then that. Yep. Mhm. Yep. And then the Oh, yeah. I remember this. Yes. Exactly. Yes. Oh. Oh, and then Yeah. This was big. And on PSP, this was huge. Oh, yeah. And then this stuff. Yep. Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I get that. But only I get it and nobody else gets it. Now, who is this blue character I'm playing as? Is this Ursula? I like this zone that I'm in. This is beautiful. I'm in like a realm of no return. Oh, she can flip. She's a gymnast. Yep. Why is Cinderella's world here in the darkness?
Well, most of that can be explained in the Game Boy Advance one with the ant. I must battle them. I just started a game and I already have a level 50 Aqua. I haven't felt my heart stir in a long time. She wasn't even having fun during like that little ice skating rail part like Sonic. That's how dark her heart has become. It looks like worse things are stirring. That's the last joke these guys will ever hear. I took it for granted. I thought I had nothing in life to lose.
Oh, remember this with Cinderella's mouse? Oh, yeah. And then Grumpy and Bashful started dancing. Of course. What is she saying, Stitch? The new live action one is not as good as the uh the animated original. There's no deeper sadness than discovering all that you knew was gone. The grief in this place is too much to fathom. Equip Aqua with little cat ears to stave off depression. I can lock on the lights as an enemy. This is the one who slayed Donald. Dang, this level is awesome. Look at this robot arms unlocked.
I can see the whole square from here. I can see the Square Enix logo from here. Dude, what is this graphics on this zone, man? Look at this zone. I want to stay in this dark ground forever, man. Look at this. This isn't even the main path anymore. This is like the suggested path or the primary path. Isn't this the guy who erased Pooh's memories? You want to spin around? Two can play that game. Except I can only spin around for a very limited amount of time. Enough. Not even memories are safe from the darkness. That's so messed up and dark. Is this game rated M? The world within. Mostly I just play this game to see what they'll call the next level. That's like the big payoff to me. This game is about to get a lot better.
Boom. And I have dish wings. Your bonds of friendship only tie you down. Are you really worthy of being a keyblade master? I have 44 strength. Yes. Let go of everything and fade into the darkness. I'm not going to let go of everything and fade into the darkness. Wait, I just faded into the darkness and now I'm going to let go of the controller. This is like those stairs you go up in Mario 64. Is there any point in continuing this way?
Except Mario never doubted himself like this. He just kept going up those stairs for, you know, good 70 hours before I figured out what was going on. Oh, I obtained an armplate. Yes. Oh, it goes from Yes. Okay. No one can save you and no one wants to. That's not true. Goofy wants to save me so he can get his money back. It's like I'm walking into a dwarven space. Could this be Dumbo's riches? Dude, look at the lighting on this man. Look at this. I'm like a Disney princess. Is this what it means to face your demons? Only your heart is hollow enough to be a demons.
No. Bambi could too if he chose to. That's not true. My heart is strong like a kingdom. I'm going to kill you now though with my demonic fire even though my name is Aqua. I'm in trouble. If I get hit once here, I'm dead. Wait a minute. Maybe I can bring this back. Nope. I died. The magician spin. Not today. Dang it. It still got me. NO. OKAY, I think I dodged it. I think once I defeat this boss though, Goofy will have so much respect for me. Okay, I'm getting some damage in.
She's so stupid, man. She's the weakness in my heart. Oh, how am I losing to the one that doesn't have any cat ears or angel wings? Oh, I figured out how to hit her out of that. Going for the kill. Boom. Oh, I'm a master of this game. I'm the Kingdom Hearts master. Never would have thought I'd become my own worst enemy. Get out of my way.
Now I'm yelling at plants. Have I truly fall into darkness? Punch 20 street lamps. Have I truly fall into darkness? My battle is not with you. It's with this street lamp. I have to hit four more for the to get like a Lego to put on my guy's head. Check this. Yeah, I'm pretty good at Kingdom Hearts. That guy is the deadest guy in the world. Defeat the dark side. Now that Disney owns Star Wars, they can have Darth Vader working for dark side. You're gone. Where'd he go? This is the sixth game today that I've played where I'm being absorbed into the power of the dark orb.
Oh, yeah. But then it explodes because I did the uh cuz I did the side quest for Ratatouille where you got to find him the Swiss cheese. I'm not a kitty anymore. Now I'm a robot. There's nothing cooler than this. Aqua. You're red. Terra, you spoke. Can you see me? Can you guys hear me? How do I know that you're Terra? Because my graphics are terrible. I should be the writer for Kingdom Hearts 4. Of course. Listen, I promise this is me, but I'm not myself. They got to bring me in on this next one. How did you find me? I looked here. That's where his heart is. What did you mean?
His heart is a castle. Forget about me. This part never happened. Now, Aqua Xeanort is trying to locate Vin. He'll never find him. I hid Vin. Well, I can't control. He's turning into Xenon. This place, is it the Chamber of Waking? Yes. She just undid seven games worth of story lines. Now I can be one with darkness. Cool. Like Shadow the Hedgehog. Aqua, are you okay? Mickey, get out of here, man. I'm becoming one with darkness. Here come the Heartlessness.
They're all Heartless. I know. Looks like I'll have to work with Mickey to defeat the demon tower. The darkness in this place. It's getting to me. Oh, why didn't Mickey Mouse compliment my wings?
