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What are we doing in Grand Theft Auto? Going to get high again. I thought I could kill myself on your car. Did you ever watch Matilda? Oh, is Matilda about like that winch girl or something? Well, okay. Could you crank 90s in Fortnite? Yeah. There you go. Now they're all There you I want to look at that way. Is this nice? I want it. I want it for free. I'm sorry. Blew a tire out, monster. Oh my god. You're just riding around on a wheel, dude. You're [__] up my motorcycle, dude. Stop.
Oh, I am missing a tire. Now I'm missing a lot more than a tire. Oh, man. Worth it, dude. You have to pay for all of that, dude. I'm not paying for [__] dog. Kind of looks cool from up here or down here. I didn't even try. I was trying to shoot the chopper. You have seven of them coming up. Let's just systematically punch them in the face when they get up here. Yeah. Oh [__] Here they come. Oh [__] You just opening on the railing up there. Are you sure? That was awesome. There's just an opening on the railing, dude.
Hello. Hey, man. How's it going? I'm waiting. Wait for these cops. You're going to whack them when they get up here. About to get something in his ass. Watch this [__] We autolocked. You were so far away. I like commando lunged at you. That was some [__] This is what you were going to show us, Lou. Why is there more [__] exploding? No, you guys, right? Save action replay. No. Delete. Late action replay, are they on the roof? Nope. Got him. They've been extinguished. Come in. Come. I did what you did, Tyler. There are guys on the roof near me, and I don't like it.
What the Is this guy block? This guy's blocking me. I'll hit him. Hey, get back. I can't get him. Here. Here, Evan. Stand back. Stand Bye-bye. There you go. Move. They're hurting me. You got to come up. I'm going to b him. I'm No. Get up here, you [__] ass mo freaker. Snacks. I need to eat. There's a guy. Finish him off. You shocked him. I got him. Finish him off. Finish. I'm hitting his friend in the ass instead.
There's another one coming up. I want him to come up the ladder. He's coming up the ladder. See, here he comes. Booyah. [__] [__] GET HIM. RIGHT HERE. Got him. Never mind. I got him. Guy, [__] Good teamwork. Here he comes. You [__] [__] Oh, no. Garbage. NPC goes [__] [__] Over under on whether or not that line is going to be in GTA 6. Your mother should have swallowed you. me.
No, it's the cop. Oh [__] Oh [__] Don't let him shotgun me. Oh no. Another one. Damn, bro. There go all the bodies. Like six bodies here, [__] Oh [__] Oh no. Holy [__] He got me. Okay, you guys. You guys ever had any seaweed before? Yeah. Okay. Down here is a plant that can get you really [__] up. All right, we got to find in the water, though. You'll know if you're near it cuz your controller will vibrate a lot. It is. I hear it. Eat coyote. I got it right. I'm eating it. I ate it. I'm going to turn into a [__] shark or something.
I'm eating it. What's happening? I'm a shark. I'm a stingray. Are you guys trying to do a shark or just me? I'm a stingray. I'm a [__] stingray, mate. I'm a shark. I'm a stingray. And I killed Steve. You killed me, you stupid [__] WHAT? HOW DO I kill you? You just [__] bit me. I don't know. You bit me. I don't know HOW I DID THAT. OH, PASTA, KILL ME. PASTA JUST KEEPS EATING, DUDE. She just keeps eating a friend.
How do you piece of [__] dude? She wants him out of the water. You're the strongest. I'm getting my revenge. I'm eating it. Oh my god. I'm pasta. Oh, you are. Oh my god. Oh [__] I'm a wild cat. Oh, nice. You are. You turn into pasta. I turned into me. Let's see if I turn into a bird. [__] you. Oh, you turned him into Here we go. Hey, you're like a shitty [__] little terrier.
Hey, you want to talk to me, huh? YOU [__] [__] I was alive for 3 seconds. You could have waited a little bit longer. And you chose to talk [__] as little dogs do, dude. You had little dog energy. GET HIM OFF OF ME. BAD CAT. I set my controller down and the right trigger hit on my desk. Where you at? Huh? Wild cat. More like bad kitty. Where is he? Gay dog. I'm gay. I have a French accent and I'm gay. Oh, pass is an actual is just a domestic cat and I am a dog vine. NO, NO, DON'T AT THE FRONT.
Oh my god. All right. Cat versus cat. It was like the t-u version of you. Don't [__] do it, man. Don't do it. Don't do it, man. You don't WANT TO DO IT. OH my god. Where's Brian? He's coming. I'm parking. Doing some gardening over there, Brian. Damn it. What just happened? All right, let's do this. Nom. Oh, I'm a gay dog now. [__] Oh my god. He's a cow. I'm a cow. Look, no. Nobody say anything about titties. You want to go stupid? I'm going to [__] shotgun that dog into dude. Can you attack as a cow?
No, I can only honk. Okay, let me go. Somebody kill me. I don't want to be a cow. Is there a kill you in a second if there is a button for? I think we just go up to it and just start making noises. Get back. Brown beef. RUN. HE'S COMING. HOLD ON. Wild cat. No. No guns. Okay. No guns. I'M JUST A CAR. NO CARS. This like a man. That's right. All right. Two of the Piper. Hey, you want to go? Huh? You want to?
Oh [__] Oh [__] Oh [__] Oh my god. Get him, Brian. I need reinforcements. I can't. Help me. I'm coming. He has a candy cane. It's dangerous. Ow. Okay, hold on. Wait for us all to get there. Run. Oh, there he is. Thank you. Are you poor? Are you that poor? God damn it. Look, man. 2,000. 3,000. What we got? What do we got? I'm a terrier. Oh, no. I'm a terrier. I'm a bird. Hold on. I died.
She killed you. We walked into you. Dude, when you become a bird, it's like a challenge to see how long you stay alive when you fly. Yeah, I forgot when you're a bird, if you tap something, you die like instantly. Yeah, you [__] touched me and I died. Teres are coming in the back. Turn up to tell me twice. Where am I? Where am I going? The murder maze. Oh, this is perfect. Don't go too fast, man. Don't go too fast, dude.
This is amazing. Don't hit anything. For [__] sake. I have half a health. I've never seen this before. I've never seen somebody driving an ambulance with a damn mountain line on top of it. It's funny cuz it says I am a wild cat as a cat. It's me, dude. All right, we made it. Welcome to Murdermeat Edition. You're welcome. Remember the intro where you killed me every time? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You're lucky you're the cat. I won't [__] murder you. Welcome.
This time was a cat instead of a murder. All right, countdown, TYLER. SHOOT. He's going, dude. That was three, dude. You should get going now. Oh my god. I'm going to kill you now. Go, guys. I mean, he is, dude. You guys run. Brian, run and bean. What? He's cheating, isn't he? Knew it. You're a stupid ass cat. You mean God damn it, dude. I can't see [__] And this cat handles like [__] dude. Eyes, you dumbass. Stupid cat.
A BRIAN, I've lost you, but I'm running for MY LIFE. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. I LOST THEM SOMEHOW. I lost him. Holy You didn't lose nothing. Feel like I checked everywhere over there. Go through the wall. If you just can go through the wall, you'll eat him. But not that way. Shut up, man. I didn't see you. You're like in the complete opposite direction. You're never going to find the owl again.
I'm booping. Are you in the back? No, I can't find him. Dude, I need a hint. Let me see. I'm not going to circle for 24 goddamn hours. He's not in here. I'm quitting. He is in here. I'm with him. Oh, he's not. You also haven't found me. I found you twice. You stupid [__] Swear to God. Give me a hint or I'm [__] leaving. Give me a hint or give a hint. You were so close. It's not a hint, dude. I don't care. Okay, I give you a hint. I just saw you.
No, you didn't. You're lying. I did. I did just see you. You're all lying. Oh my god. You [__] running. I lost because I went the wrong way cuz this cat doesn't turn around at all. Ever. You are [__] Warm. Cold. [__] you, man. Warm. Hot. Come on. I needed what I need. I don't give a Where the [__] you think YOU'RE GOING? I CAN'T. I CAN'T DO THAT. I CAN'T DO THAT MOVE you just did. You piece of [__] I can't do I won. I'm going up the stairs. I'm going back to the beginning where I won. Good job, man. You did it. Don't kill me. No, I personally won. [__] you.
Oh, you guys should try to [__] beat my ass, huh? Yeah. We're going to teach you a lesson. I've always wanted to be a poacher. All right, guys. We're going to get him on three. One, two, HELP. And then just in the I got Evan's [__] ass eyes, though. He's dead. I'm a bird. Do not touch me. You're not [__] I'm going to be the wild cat again, dude. Move, man. You got to [__] touch me. I want to fly. I'm waiting for you to get away from me.
Fly. I WANT TO FLY. WHAT THE [__] HOW DID I DIE? AVERAGE LIFESPAN. Did you touch? No, I didn't move. I literally didn't touch my stick. I did not move an inch. Why did I? That's just a bird's average lifespan. Holy. Oh, you can fly. Be careful. I'm a bird. Okay. What do I do? LET YOU GOT MOUNTED. Okay. All right. It's pug versus pug. Where? On the count of three. Mommy, I don't want to do this. You're going to die, little doggy.
You're going to die. Oh. NO. YOU FREAKING. Are we still going to spin it? We need to spin the wheel. Why do we have to do the goddamn wheel? Where are you guys? at the next coyote sp. Damn it. GIVE ME BIRD, NOT GAY DOG. DUDE, this would be a perfect place to take off. I'm Oh my god, he's a deer. Did you attack? Attack that. Attack that woman walking down the street to the left. Yeah, go get her. Oh my god. Holy [__] Oh my god. Let's go, guys. Let's go [__] [__] up.
Yeah, this deer has got some definition, dude. Look at those. Oh my god, he's so Oh my god, he's fast as hell. Holy [__] dude. Dude, fight the cop. FIGHT THE COPS. OH MY GOD. YEAH. [__] the boys. [__] the brains. There you go. You run a [__] Get the old [__] Get the old [__] I got it. Get it. Oh [__] What you see? Witness. All right, let's go. Why are the cops shooting at me? Oh, it's gangbanger. Gangbangers. Gang Get us out of here.
Oh [__] Just go. And what am I trying to do? Find a stunt jump. Lou, you okay? I think it's to the airport one. Look at this. Where's the jump that's like just in the middle of the city? Oh no, I'm falling off. Open the TV. Why are you guys ever moving up there? There's no reason to move. Once you're up, you don't need to move. Um, what the hell? Am I underneath the map? Oh my god. I'm underneath the map. I have broken the game.
We got to get everybody back on this [__] thing. I'm stuck under the map. Just pop out the other side over here. Oh, I escaped. See you later, Lou. There goes Louis. Look, I'm so happy. Okay, I'm okay. It's just going to have to be enough speed. It's a [__] ambulance. How much faster can it go? SEE YOU LATER, DOGGIES. BOY, DUDE, I blew up to get my parachute going. Look. Nice, man. Don't [__] do [__] you little [__] Just wrench him in the head. He's dead.
There it is. Think. All right, I think it's time to get off this [__] game. Okay, Lou. And that was pretty fun. We didn't do anything at all. Yeah, but it was hilarious. Frank, [__] cut your ass. Okay. All right. Good night.
