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Uh, hello. What's happening? Find the phone. Your call will be recorded by the Tachini International Commerce Code of Conduct staff. Okay. Good evening. I'm Supervisor Anderson representing Taini for the Yukon Territory. Okay. As standard company policy, I am required to lay out the uh following conditions and stuff like the company assumes no liability for harm injuries while you're on the road. Standard. Uh these of course include any property damages or traffic stops. Yeah, our uh packaging team walked off last week, so uh you'll be working a little bit harder than usual. So, let's get you started right here.
There's some cardboard up by the driver seat. You can go ahead and grab one. Take cardboard. Now, uh, place the cardboard on the air right on, mate. You uh, see those teddy bears? You can go ahead and grab one and place it on the cardboard. Okay, grab a teddy bear. Yeah, mine. Nice. Now, just uh, work the cardboard over the bear. Okay. So, I actually have to wrap everything, too. Look at the board above the work and tell you where to go. Oh, okay. There's where it needs to be delivered and uh deliver the package to the front door. The address.
I can't just drive there. Oh, it's just right there. That's not a problem. All right. Pick it up. All right. We're delivering packages. It's like Amazon late night. After delivery, return to the driver's seat and uh drive forward. Great. Easy. The company driver assist should automatically pull you over at the next stop. And uh Yeah, that's the for the delivery portion of your dragon. Okay, great. Easy. The job itself isn't too hard, right? You just got to watch out for the potential threats on the road, right?
Yeah. M Let me tell you a story about uh this one time I was out in the forest. Uhhuh. And I was looking for some twigs and uh little bit of moss. Uhhuh. Sprucing up my little collection a little bit. But uh problem is I heard a little bit of rustling behind me. I thought it was one of them deer. So went to go investigate. Uh-huh. Turns out big old grizzly bear mine. Yeah. No. Yeah. Those things are spooky. So little thing went up on its rear legs. That thing was about 15t tall. M.
It could have freaking cut me in half if it could. But uh too bad I got my hands on its neck, body slam the thing, and then strangled it without letting go. You what? Yeah. Watch the life drain from it. M. Ew. But uh if you're taking it from me, don't fight one of those things, mate. It is not worth it. Yeah, I will not be fighting a grizzly bear. I'm going to be uh wrapping up all of these packages. So, somebody ordered a rubber ducky.
Yeah. Uh anyway, my name's uh M and uh I'll talk to you tomorrow, mate. All right. Thank you. Pack this up. All right. So, we got this one. This one's ready to get delivered. Uh, what was the address again? This one goes to 4655. I mean, they need their items. It's very important that they get their rubber duckies and their teddy bears. Take it. Pack it. Wrap it. Another one. 4655. They definitely need to have this. All right, this is going to 4655. They're going on vacation, so they need their hat and their two rubber duckies.
Uh, where's the package? Where's the I dropped it somewhere. What? Where's the package? What' I do with it? Okay, don't tell anybody. We'll just repack one again. That's okay. You know, and if he happens to just see it out there, then it'll be like a free gift. You know, he may run into it in the morning. Perfect. There's your delivery. All right. Drive to the next location. All right, let's get driving. See, there's nothing creepy out here.
Nothing but bears out there. I'm not afraid of a bear. What? Huh? Who this? Who? Who's talking? Okay. It is coming up soon. You're going to have to pack up and deliver teddy bear. What? Or else there's going to be a really consequence. No, I will get you the teddy bear. Stay away from any red meat on the ground. E, why would there be red meat on the ground? Let's just keep going. Just keep driving. I've got deliveries to make.
Ew. How would he say there was red meat on the road? Does that mean there's been an accident? I'll drive around it. Oh, there's something red. Saw it. Okay, that's not the right address. All right, let me see if I have any deliveries here, though. Oh, I do. 8937 needs a teddy bear. Okay, get a really special one. Yep, this one right here. It's perfect. This one right here. Dingdong. Your teddy bear is here.
What? What happened? I have to do it again. Okay. I don't know. I don't have one as special as the one that I gave him already. Something big and underground is coming in one day. What? An earthquake? A giant earthworm? What is that? Okay, they need this right here. Monster Mash. Okay, I got it. Uh, where's this going? 7605. So far so good. I mean, I don't know why the packages kind of disappear at times.
Maybe I'm not holding on to them tight enough. Get to the next location. Of course, everybody always orders from this delivery truck because look at what we're willing to do. We will drive out to you out in the sticks and make sure you get your package. All right, what do we have? Two orders. So, 200 or 2,000 wants a cowboy hat. And they also want a rubber ducky. Come on. There you go. They're going to be so excited whenever they wake up in the morning. They're going to have their two packages.
It always feels like a surprise. Even whenever you know what you ordered, whenever you look outside and you see a package there, it just makes you so happy. Oh, it does look like there's something out there. That could be meat. Like he was talking about that red meat. All right, there you go. There's your packages. Order from us anytime. We'll come out and deliver day and night. Deep night. We're talking like two in the morning, 3 in the morning.
All right, we're off. Oh, I did it. Wait, what? Huh? Oh, okay. Hey, you're just staring right at me. Staring right into my soul. Okay. Was that good or bad? Did I die? No. Why? You didn't deliver a package with a teddy. A I tried. All right. It says that I have a free revive. All right, let's drive out there. Okay, no more missed packages. I mean, I did miss a package. I was wondering what happened.
All right, I got it this time, though. Going to make sure every single package gets delivered. Every teddy bear will have a home. News station reporting with an urgent message. Uhhuh. Local reports of child piggling have been flooding due to supposed mass hysteria. Okay. Authorities advised the following. Ooh, a spring. We advise to look down immediately and breathe when hearing the childlike giggling.
Look down and breathe. This concludes tonight's report. Okay. We will continue updating on any developments every night. 1588. They're getting two deliveries. So, got yours. 1588. I got a package for you. Just for you. All right. What else do we have? They also want a cowboy hat. Okay. Let's take this one. We are going to wrap this one with love. Let's get this one right here. Mhm. Yep. Nice soft leather hat for them. They are going to love it. They're going to have their spring and they're going to have their cowboy hat. Perfect.
All right, what else do we have? We've got a teddy bear. A teddy bear has now found its forever home. We'll get this one. Yep. You've been in the package for A WHILE. WHAT IS THAT? WHY? OH, look out. I DON'T KNOW. Did I die? What? Look down immediately. I didn't hear any childlike giggles. I was just trying to wrap up that teddy bear. Oh. All right. This time I'm back. And now I have an employee with me. So this way I am not alone at all.
All right. Who wants to drive? Tini International. Oh no. Do they leave? No, they're here. Where are they? Oh, there they are. There we go. So, now we've got two stations going. And now we can get this all packed up a lot quicker and faster. 24 27. There you go. All right, get that all delivered. All right, we're ready. We're off to the next delivery. Come on. Here they come.
Oh, there is somebody out there. coming up soon. I didn't even realize that we'd be able to see him. Teddy bear. Can we just keep driving? Consequence, man. Also, stay away from any red meat on the ground you might see. We're driving. Come on. Let's keep going. All right. We will listen to that guy's warning. So 15415 needs a teddy bear delivered to it. We won't miss it. We'll just add it onto our list of deliveries.
All right, here we go. Coming up to some houses. Take the cardboard. All right. What are they getting? So, they're getting a spring pack and wrap. Who was it again? This one. 1848. Okay, they got their package. H, that looks like red meat. Why does it sound like that? I want to GET BACK INTO THE TRUCK. OH, LOOK DOWN. Oh, something was out there. Something
Oh no, that other person left the game. All right. 9831. Is it this one? Yeah. All right. Dingdong. Here's your cowboy hat. Enjoy. Yee-ha. Sounds like it's going to storm. What was that? Okay, place that. And rubber ducky. They're probably going to use it to play in the rain. They're going to splash around in the puddles. All right. 1848. There you go. Enjoy. Hurry up. Get to the van. All right, let's keep driving. Step on the brake.
Well, we are deep in the woods making these deliveries. Okay, we're here. Two deliveries to the same place. A hat and a cat. Good choices. Pack that. I got this one. I'm just going to pack it up on this station here. Cat. Just like that. Pack that up. And a cat. Cat with a little tie. There it is. Ding-dong. You got a prize. You got something special. They are going to love it. They are going to love this. That's our first cat delivery.
All right, get back in. We're ready to keep driving. Night is almost over. Yes. Come on. Let me survive the first night. Huh? What do I do? What does that mean? No. I was so close to surviving. I think I got terminated again. What did I do wrong this time? I was so careful about the package deliveries. WHAT? STOP LOOKING AT ME. OKAY. It's so creepy. What did I do wrong? It appeared and I didn't deliver a package with a teddy bear. I'm supposed to pay attention to the deliveries.
They didn't even put an order in. Well, I think that's kind of not right if they didn't put an order in. Feeling. This concludes tonight's report. Oh no, that looks like my leg dangling there. Developments every night. Well, they did say something bad was going to happen and that's what happened. Oo, I think I just got a delivery just now. All right, I'll see you guys in my next video. B.
