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Guys, we got new friends. Whoa. Hey, welcome. They put a spawn up there. Sorry about that. Dibs on the newbie. Oh, sorry. Up now. They're going to be my new little lackey. You cannot just call jibs on people. That's rude. Oh, what a catch. I've been looking for someone to test my potions on. Not you, too. Oh, come on, El. I need some extra help, too. Wait, where are you going? You are scaring THEM AWAY. ALL RIGHT, DON'T YOU WORRY. I won't let these crazies claim you for themselves.
Nobody's claiming anybody, including you. Well, they'd be lucky to be claimed by me. I stay back, you piece. THEY'RE GOING TO BE MY NEW SQUIRE. NO, THEY'RE GOING to be my test. I ALREADY CALLED DIBS. I'M GOING TO CALL THEM UP. BUT I CALLED my Come on, hurry. No, YOU LET THEM GET AWAY. HEY, BRING THEM BACK UP NOW. It's mine. GO, GO, GO. SORRY, I was acting so crazy. They're normally not like that, but truly they are. So, just keep on your toes. Okay.
Uhoh. Yeah. I don't blame one of his face. Hide in here. Come on. There we go. It's a secret base carpet. Now, don't tell anybody about this, okay? You're the first person I'm showing this to. Um. Ooh. But there's another secret that you can't tell anyone. Sometimes I turn to a kitten when people need help. And I think you do. So Oh, you have the cookie. Really? Okay, then you give it a shot. Go. Oh my gosh, you look so cute. Oh. Oh, look at you come here. Oh, sorry. I'm no better than them. Didn't mean that. A come on. WHERE'D YOU TAKE HIM? YEAH.
GIVE US back my new lackey. At least you're disguised like this. H. We got to distract him though. We're going to go up there. There we go. It's okay. I'M BLOCKING HIM. HEY. OH, READY. Turn that on. Perfect. Okay, let's go greet them. What do you guys think are doing over there? Uh, hey. Uh, we're here for OUR NEW FRIEND. WE WANT THE BAD GUY. OO, you kitten. Thanks. But that friend left. I told to get out of here because you guys were smothering them so much.
Why would you TELL THEM TO LEAVE? WE GOT TO FIND THE I'M GOING TO GO FIND HIM FIRST. NO, me first. They have zero idea you were right here. This is going to be great. Wait, did you pickpocket me? Whoa, you have kitten abilities. Oh my gosh. Let's go. Come on. Let's go test out your abilities. Come on. Go this way. Let's see. Ian would be the best start. Oh, good boy. Oh, I found these hunting dogs. They're going to track the new missing player for me. How are they going to do that exactly?
Uh, well, I'm still figuring that part out, but you know, they can attack ANYTHING I WANT. WATCH. WAIT. GET HIM, BOY. SHE'S BACK. Come on in. No. It's funny. Get her. Um. Huh? Wait. Where did my teeth go? Why are you looking at me LIKE THAT? OH. HEY. NO. YOU GUYS SUPPOSED TO BE MY ZOMBIE. THIS ISN'T VERY DOG ON YOU. Feels amazing. Cool. Ooh. You know what? I know a great way we can mess with others. Come on. This way. All right. I think I saw them over here now. The keys go. What the Oh, no. Do you have any of the pearls? Great. Um,
don't get stuck to down here. Um, I can't. Okay. All right. It's fine. Um, maybe you can build over to me or All right. Go, go, go, go. You got this. GOOD JOB. GOTCHA. HEY, WAIT. YOU'RE NOT THE new player. You're out. G, get me out of here, please. Whatever this is. Oh, it's my new quicksand job I've been working on. And why are you so attached to this cat? Because it's a cat and I love cats. Duh. Who takes a kid for a walk? I didn't say that. I That's stupid. Okay. What? Wa. Wow. Wa. That's my cat's talented yet. Wow. Your cat really wanted you out of there, didn't he?
Yeah. We're close like that. Good work, cat. Oh, dang. Well, let's hope the new player doesn't have a super aggressive cat. You need to give him space, you know. And why would I ever do that? I need a squire. ONE FOR BATTLE. OH, WHAT THE Oh gosh. PUT ME DOWN TO TOUCH ME. I STILL LEAVE the repair alone and I'll stop MY CATS. NEVER. I NEED THEM. OH, that doesn't work for us.
We need a timeout anyways. Stay there. Wait. YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE. DON'T LEAVE ME HERE. GOOD WORK. Come on. Even if you're in the disguise, I guess every once in a while acting nuts. H Let's still my place for a while. Wait, what's that? Z, what are you doing? We've got a missing person's case, safhut. This is such overkill. Just leave him alone. No. Everyone will be under strict surveillance until we find them. As eyes in the sky, I will handle this on my own. All right. What? Hey. NO. NO ONE WILL SHOOT AT THE EYES OF THE SKY. YOU'RE NOT the hub lord. You're not going to survey us.
Tell your cat to stop yakking on my helicopter. It's new. Then stop patrolling. I didn't want to have to do this. Oh, wait. Whoa. What the That was a warning shot. It was right at us. Yeah, I'm warning you that I'm going to shoot you until you stop shooting me. Talk about a power trip. Okay, we got to bring him down before he starts blowing all of us up. Get back here. What are you doing? That's right. Who's running scared now?
Oh, I see. What are you doing? You see what? MAYDAY, MAYDAY. OUCHY. OUCH. That's got to hurt. Oh, Zane. Sorry. He's not going to be happy about that. We should go get some supplies. Come on, Kim. What are you doing here? Oh jeez. Oh, sorry. You styled me. Uh, what are you doing here? Uh, this is not your color house. Oh. Uh, I was waiting for you, obviously, so I could borrow an outfit from you. Yeah. Oh, I thought you'd never ask. Okay, let me get you something hot.
Okay. I know she's hiding a newbie around here somewhere. Let's see. Honey, these bookcases. Come out. Come out wherever you are. Oh, hey. What's up? Are you just so excited about the makeover? Wait, what's going on? Oh, wait. Do you like the purple or the green? I'm not a fan of this type of purple, but you know, it works. Kim, do you want a new color? Do you want the same? Uh, well, how about we try something new? Uh, but really, girl, take your time. I have all day. Let's see what the hecky does this even do.
OMG. Oh, is that what this thing does? I look horrible. How am I going to fix this? I can't even look up. Kim, seriously, how am I What are we doing now? That's what you're worried about, girl. Wait, Kim, were you snooping? Come on. I know you got the new player around here somewhere and it's not fair you get to hog them all to yourself. What? Okay, look. Come on. Let's get you out of here. Hey, kitty. I was going to make you look glorious. I can't believe you were snooping.
Get out of here. Hey, good work. She almost found out about the base. Let's get Kim and Zane. We can distract them both. Okay, it's pretty fun. Um, all right. Let's see. The coast is clear. All right, let's get to planting. Come on. Let's see. Ooh, nice. That's so good. Here, I wrote this up. I mean, it doesn't get more encouraging than this. What do you think? Pretty good, right? Okay, let's see how this goes. Come on. This way. Come on. Let's see. Um. Ooh, Kim. It took forever to wear off. And over potting. I don't want to be potted anymore.
No. Come here. You got to see this. Huh? See what are we breaking someone? Is it Zane? Cuz I'm all in if it's Zane. Okay, girl. Show me the gun. I know that you thought that I took the new player, but you're not going to believe this. Come here. Look at this. OMG. That sneaky little gremlin. I can't believe this. Oh, and check the chest. We found something in there, too. Oh, what is there to look? What's this?
A diary? Huh? Let's see. What? Are you serious? Okay, this doesn't get more intimidating than this. That's what I So, do you think he really took our new friends? Oh, 1,000%, girl. I'm going to wait till that little trick comes back. But, uh, you can go try to fight him, too. All right, you got it. I'm on it. Can't believe that stupid get him if the last thing I did. Perfect. She bought that. Hook, line, and sinker. Okie dokie. So, we got to go find Zane. And now, um, oh boy, here we go. Uh, TIME FOR JUSTICE, FAU.
YOU'VE BEEN messing with US THIS WHOLE TIME. OW. I'VE BEEN MESSING WITH YOU. WELL, you shot my helicopter down for one. You know it wasn't me. Well, you turned my dogs against me. They were in the vicinity. Okay. H. Oh, you tricked me into my own quicksand. I fell in it, too. I didn't trick you into anything. Okay, GTH, that one feels like it was on you. WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? YOU guys started this. Seriously, you all started it.
Yeah. Wait. A I'm not taking responsibility for any of this. You stopped US FROM GETTING THAT NEWBIE. WE WERE GOING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM. GUYS, WAIT. I CAN'T GET OVER. OH, YOU DINGUSES. YOU HAD ONE JOB. HEY, HEY, I'm getting out of here. Come on. I'll be WATCHING YOU, AMAL. I KNOW YOU HAVE THAT PLAYER SOMEWHERE. WE may need to stay low for a little bit. Maybe just me. Uh, don't worry. That just means we're praying for you. Let's see what we can do.
I'm not taking my eyes off you, Amau. I know you're up to no good. Zane, back off. Seriously. Hey, just kidding. This is going to be great. Here, take these. It's dangerous to go alone, and you're going to need them. You know what to do, right? Okay, good luck. I believe in you. I can't see you. You can probably see yourself, but I can't see you. I'll be over here. H, it's looking good, but I think it needs more gold. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so we'll take some of that. And then let's see. What if I put this like that and then put these here? Uh, no. These need to be bigger. More gold. I Wait, where did my gold go? I had more ingots. What? Someone here? Where did everything else go? Uh, hello. Is someone in here? You know what? It's probably the hopper. No. Uh-oh. Uh, this is really weird. I don't know WHAT'S HAPPENING. UM, SHOW YOURSELF, COWARD. WHO'S IN HERE? WHO'S TAKING MY STUFF?
WAIT, my laser gun's gone, too. Oh, no. This is totally Fau messing with me. I know it's her. I'm just going to go around here and run. FAU. I'm so MAD AT HER. ZANE. SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN. MAU'S MESSING WITH ME. NO, SHE'S NOT. She's right there. Uh, what? How? What? Maybe that's a fake Amau. Fake Ammell. It's me. I'm real. Good to see you. HOW IS SHE DOING THIS? SOMEONE WAS IN MY HOUSE STEALING MY STUFF. OH MY GOD. HAS BEEN HERE FOR HOURS, SO IT wasn't her. You maybe ask Gar if you saw anyone going to his house.
I DON'T KNOW WHO IT WAS, BUT I'M GOING TO FIND OUT. OKAY. OH, STUPID FARM. I SHOULD HAVE SOMEBODY ELSE TO DO THIS FOR ME. Like that squire. GARETH. OH, WE ARE JUST THE PERSON I WANTED TO SEE. Do you want to work on my farm FOR ME? NO, I DON'T WANT to work ON YOUR FARM FOR YOU. LISTEN, Zayn sent me here. It's really important. It can't be more important than doing the farm. Anything can you know what? It doesn't matter. Look, there's somebody on THE SERVER AND THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING.
Something like SOMETHING OR IT'S LIKE BAD SOMETHING. LISTEN, they stole ALL MY GOLD AND MY LASER GUN WHICH I WORKED REALLY HARD TO STEAL MYSELF. WAIT, WHAT? OH, I hope THEY DIDN'T STEAL ANY OF MY STUFF. I KIND of check. I'm going to go check the police. Wait, I can't let you see my secret stash. Oh, I already know where that is. What? There we are. You're the ONE WHO TOOK MY NETHERITE. WHAT? WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR stupid Why do you have so much gold?
Uh, I don't know how this GOT IN HERE. WHY IS ALL MY STUFF HERE? WHAT? OH, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW WE GOT HERE? YOU STOLE IT FROM ME. I'M SERIOUS. I DIDN'T TAKE IT. I'll be the judge of that. Crusade. You're dead. ZANE. SOMEONE'S FAMING ME. I SWEAR I DIDN'T TOUCH ANY. GOTCHA. WAIT. What the heck you doing? You triggered my trap, you dummy. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLY MY FAULT? BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT Zane and I want Zane. WAIT, IT'S YOU. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE talking about, but it's always me, baby.
IT'S YOU DOING THIS STUFF. MESSING WITH THE GOLD. LET ME DOWN FROM HERE RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE RAMBLING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT you're talking about. AND NOW YOU'RE AFTER ZANE. WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING, CUZ HE DESERVES IT. I WANT TO GET AWAY WITH THIS. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? We got to catch Zane. Don't ru be with your evil schemes. I BET YOU MESSED WITH THE NEW PLAN, TOO. I'M OUT OF HERE. GUYS, GET YOUR HANDS UP AND FIGHT BACK.
OH, NOW I GOT TO RESET all this. Let's see. Put this there. What are you up to, Fau? What's your big plan? I'll figure it out. What am I going to do? Huh? Oh, hey, you're back. How'd it go? Were they fooled? Do you think they're confused because there's no knowing it was me? This is so fun to play pranks with you. All right. Oh, you're talking TO YOURSELF IN THEIR MOUTH. HAS HOUSE ARREST DRIVEN YOU CRAZY?
YOU'RE THE one calling yourself the warden. Zayn, I don't want to hear from you. Oh, that's right. And the warden doesn't miss a thing. Okay, maybe things have gotten a little out of hand. We're going to need to bring him down a little or a lot. Wait, his tower is made of scaffolding. What if you broke it? All right, I'll be sure to stay visible. So, Zane, um, how are we going to stay up there and keep us up? As long as IT TAKES TO CATCH YOU, THAT IS.
OH, THANK YOU. ZANE, are you READY FOR A SHER? WHAT JUST HAPPENED? WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHAT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. YEAH, IAN, everyone else is already complaining ABOUT SOMETHING, AND YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON here who could have broken my tower. I'm starting to think you're the ACTUAL PROBLEM INSTEAD OF A NOW. HI, I'M HERE. WELL, you know what? USUALLY, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. WELL, I've been here. I bet YOU'RE STEALING FROM EVERYONE'S HOUSES. I GOT TO GET BACK. HOLD ON. NO, IT'S G. G IS TEARING US APART. I GOT TO FIND HIM. WOW, they are really on edge right now.
Everyone's blaming each other. Okay, this is going to be crazy. Um, I think we've honestly had our fun, so we should try to calm everyone down before things get like, you know, a little too much. I think that Uh-oh. Oh, boy. Um, time to go. Come on, KIM. KIM, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? OH, GET UP, ZANE. I FOUND your diary. I know you got the new player. That's not true, cuz my diary is right here. I BET IT WAS IAN PULLING A STUPID PRANK. Z, SOMETHING WEIRD IS GOING ON. KIB'S LOST IT. AND SOMEONE WHO WAS STEALING GOLD. A likely story. You stay out of this. Oh, we Somebody's got the new player. THEY BETTER START EXPLAINING.
OH, PUT THAT IN THAT STUPID CAT AGAIN. OH, HOW DID YOU TRAIN THIS THING TO BE SO ANNOYING? Get me out of there. Ian's the one who's messing with everyone. NO, THAT'S GARETH. HE STOLE MY STUFF. WHAT? NO. GIM HAD TRAPS ALL OVER HIS HOUSE. GUYS, you're going to bring upon the second server war. And the first one wasn't good. You remember that? You need a chill. Everyone's been acting out since a new player came on the server. The four of you have zero chill. And I normally only expect that on you, Ian. Yeah. And now, just because none of us don't know what's going on, and it can't be me because Sane, you're watching me. We all
just got to calm down and trust each other. Okay, CALM DOWN. I AM CALM. HUH? YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? OKAY, that line's all set, too. Operation Boom is ready to rock. Or you're ready to blow, I guess. You know, I just need to get this connected. And hey, what? What are YOU DOING DOWN HERE, CAT? OH, YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN my plan. How many of these gross hair BALLS DO YOU HAVE? IT'S CALLED HYGIENE. I'm going to learn all the ways to sc when I'M DONE WITH YOU. I STOP IT WITH THE HAIRBALLS.
We're supposed to be okay with never knowing where I went or who was messing with everyone. HOW WOULD WE EVER BE OKAY WITH THAT? YEAH, THAT'S GOING TO DRIVE me crazy. Happens all the time. Apparently, you're already crazy. She wants you dead, Zane. I know. Wait. Hey, is something wrong? ALL RIGHT. WHO'S READY for some answers? Wait, what? Wait. Have you been gone this whole time? Where have you been?
Okay, first hurtful AND NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. I'VE GOT TNT PLANTED UNDER ALL OF YOUR HOUSES, and if I press THIS BUTTON, THEY ALL GO BOOM. SEE? IT'S I TOLD YOU. AND YOU BETTER TELL YOUR LITTLE KITTEN to stay away from me now. They are up to no good. So that's what you're trying to tell me. You don't go nuclear at user. I SWEAR. OH, I'M GOING TO CLEAR. NOBODY COME AT ME. COME ON, MAN. DON'T DO IT. THIS IS ALL THE DISTRACTION. ONE of you has my lucky. Bess up or everybody pays.
Bye. I feel guilty. I'm going to have to come here. Okay. Going to have to run on three. Four. But don't destroy everything. What do I do? If we go in different directions, he can't get all of us. Okay. Go up. What are you doing? Three. Wait. I think he said three. Was that our cue to run? Yeah, he definitely said no. Dang. No. What the Wait, IT'S THE NEW PLAYER. THEY'RE BACK. WAIT. UH, DID I say three at three? Wait a tick. What? You were pranking us this whole time?
No way. Did it do that? What? That is awesome. YEAH, clever squire indeed. Seriously, guys, they just want to play. And hasn't this generational pranking talent? I don't think so. At least you can put the remote away. Ian, you know who's doing the pranking? Yeah. NAH, I STILL want to blow everything up. NO. WAIT. SERIOUSLY, HAN. But he GOT HIS OWN HOUSE. EXPLOSIONS, DESTRUCTION, CHAOS. YOU DID GET HIS HOUSE. MY HOUSE. OH. OH, I set up TNT in my Oh, well, dummy. He'll fix it. He'll fix it later. It'll be fine.
