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GTA V just added brand new drift tuning. So, I was wondering, can we escape a five-star wanted level while only drifting? What? Only drift? Okay, Crater. There's a twist. One of us is the driver and the other person is the navigator. We're starting with the fastest drift car in the game, and every time we fail, our drift car gets worse. Let's flip a coin to pick our role. Preer, heads or tails? I'm going to say heads. THREE, TWO, ONE. IT'S HEADS. OKAY, CRATER. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE? I want to be the first driver.
Wait, what? Craner, are you sure? Craner, I am definitely the better driver. I don't think so, sir. Get into my car now. You like the car? All right, Crater. Give the drifting a taste. Oh my goodness. Oh. Oh my Whoa. This thing spins, bro. Okay, so this right here is the fastest drifting car in the game. Wait, it only How can I drive this? Yeah, that's the point. For every time we've failed to lose a wanted level or stop drifting, we have to sell this car and pick the next vehicle.
Okay, that sounds crazy. All right, drive to Fort Zancudo. Get those wanted levels. We're getting started immediately. Where is Fort Zancudo? Behind you. Dude, HOW DO YOU DRIVE THIS THING? If you think this car is difficult to drive, wait until the next vehicle, bro. I don't even know how TO GO STRAIGHT. WE DON'T HAVE TO PICK THE NEXT VEHICLES if we're going to lose the five star wanted level immediately with this thing. Oh my god. Okay, I'll definitely lose it. I feel pretty confident already. Look at this turret. Ready?
Yeah. Oh my god. Perfect. You see? Nailed it. Crater, we have to maintain the drift. Okay. We want to see those slip marks everywhere. Those rubber marks all the time like this. Yes. Exactly. Once we've got those wanted levels, we're maintaining it. All right. Drive in and out basically. All right. I'm trying, bro. I'm There it is. All right. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, GO. FOUR STARS. THE TIMER HAS STARTED. But actually, we still only have four stars.
We need to shoot some people. Gosh dang it, Jelly. OKAY, KEEP THE DRIFT. KEEP THE DRIP. KEEP THE I'M TRYING. OW, OW, OW, OW, OW. WE'VE GOT HELICOPTERS AFTER US, JELLY. THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE, JELLY, WE HAVE A MILLION HOLES IN THIS CAR ALREADY. WA! THE ROAD IS WET NOW. OH MY GOD, IT'S RAINING. WAIT. UH-OH. I put explosives. A crap. Uh, Jelly, watch out. And got to find a way to get There we go. SORRY, OFFICER. WE HAVE FIVE STARS WANTED LEVEL. GO, GO, GO. KEEP THE DRIFT AT ALL TIMES. OH MY GOD, we're already losing this car. Crater, if we fail, we have to get a worse vehicle. Keep drifting.
Okay, I'm really trying. Uh-oh. Keep drifting. That counts. That's fine. We got to make it all the way towards a tunnel. I know where to find one. I put a waypoint. If you drive into that tunnel, we'll be clear. I think we'll lose the cops. I don't have MY MINI. KEEP DRIFTING. I'M TRYING. WE CANNOT LOSE THE DRIFT. WHAT IS THAT? KEEP DRIFTING. DID YOU STOP THE DRIFT? I HAVE NO IDEA. I mean, sometimes a car comes to a stop a little bit. I guess it's fine as long as we keep going. Let me know if I'M DISQUALIFIED.
KER, I THINK WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE, BUDDY. OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THE HELICOPTER. When you think about it, Jelly. Yeah, dying actually means that we escaped the cops. Then we're ALSO DEAD. I THINK THERE'S A TUNNEL UP HERE. OH MY GOODNESS. NO, I THINK I REMEMBER A TUNNEL. WE STOPPED DRIFTING. We stopped You failed. WHY WERE YOU THE DRIVER? SORRY, OFFICERS. OUR next drift vehicle is the ZR 350. This one looks sick, though. It's still pretty good. The previous car was actually faster and better at drifting, but this is crazy.
This one is still good. But we need to lose those cops, man. It's going to get really bad, you know. Let's get those five stars and then get out of here. What is this guy doing? Maybe just like shoot him. I guess that'll help. Yeah. Your job as the navigator is to tell me where to go and to keep shooting the comps until we have five stars. Well, I want you to go to that Fort Suno again. Fort Zancuno. Sticky bomb. That was honestly the best throw I'VE EVER SEEN.
I PRESSED F. CRATER. I'M SORRY. I WAS SNEEZING. Keep blowing him up. Keep blowing him What's up, Similians? There you go. Take a sticky. Take a sticky heli. Oh my god. Let me see if I can hit the heli. OH MY GOD. Let's get in the base and get out of here. There we go. WE GOT THE COPS ON US. LET'S GO. ALL WE GOT TO DO NOW IS escape the police. This could be easy, right? I think it's going to be easy. Look. Look how good I am at this. Look. Come here, POLICE. OH, here they are. Uh-oh. Okay, we got to keep drifting. You keep shooting. I keep drifting. All right.
I want you to go to the pier. The Los Santos pier. I don't know. I thought that was kind of cool, right? Just make sure you don't die. Very uh good, healthy tip. Oh, this is a good place to be. OH MY GOD. WHAT IS THAT? SOMEBODY JUST HIT ME. OH MY GOODNESS. I got to drift through. Got to drift GOOD JOB, GENTLEMEN. LET'S GO. OH, YOU'RE kind of killing it. I'M TRYING MY BEST HERE. You see, the problem with drifting is you're just kind of slow, you know? We're good. Keep it KILL.
YOU'RE GOOD. THAT'S ALL the tire. Still good. I'm trying. I don't have any bombs, bro. Oh, okay. All right. Let's go. Pass them by. Don't mind us. We're just drifting. Yeah, it's pretty chaotic. And there's two helicopters to our side. Crashing. No, I think it just took a little dive. I heard an explosion. No, they're fine. They were all right. I KEEP GOING. OH MY GOODNESS. OUR SPOILER GOT STUCK on a pole.
Take me to the Santa Monica. I want an ice cream. I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE going to be welcome there for ice cream, homie. We got five stars on us. Oh, this is a problem. Find a tunnel then. I don't know where Andy Tuttle is. This is a problem. Oh. Oh, yeah. Are there undercover vehicles? CRATER, SHOOT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SHOOT THEIR TIRES. I'M A PACIFIST. I'm sorry. Thankfully, we do have bulletproof tires. This would be really bad otherwise. Oh. Wo. Uh-oh. Oh my goodness. You're almost up. Keep going. NO. DON'T LET THEM STOP YOU, JELLY.
NO. WELL, THAT'S KIND OF WHAT drifting is. But we're sliding in directions I don't want to go. We're doing all right. WE GOT THE DRIFT CHILL. This seems much better when I'm a driver, bro. Uh-oh. What's that? I swear. I thought there was water in THERE. OH NO. WAIT. WE'RE NOT ON THE HIGHWAY ANYMORE. OKAY, YOU'RE STILL drifting though. I'm still drifting, bro. Oh, the beer. You don't have to kill them. They're innocent.
Suntanning is bad for your skin. A little bit is good for vitamin. Oh my god. Okay, so we are at a pier right now. It's not the Santa Monica one, though. Oh my god. Don't stop the drift. You know what? Don't stop the drift. I'll accept this, Pier. Just get rid of the goddamn cops, jelly. I'm trying, Graner. Well, do better. I know of a tunnel. Uh-oh. Um Oh, there's a dog. I shot it. Don't shoot dogs. WHAT THE HECK?
NO, NO, NO. YOU HAVE FAILED, BUDDY. THAT'S A FAIL RIGHT THERE. WE have to move on to another drift car. Bro, they shot me while I was swimming. Crater, unfortunately, it is your turn again. And we have downgraded again. You've got to BE KIDDING ME. WHAT IS THIS old crappy car? You got your luggage with you. So, this thing break it already, bro. We still need to lose the car. Bro, I don't want all of my women to see me driving around this old dinky thing.
You have multiple women? Yeah. Also, stop driving. You need to get out of the driver's seat, buddy. Just give it a quick test and then drive to the fort to get the wanted levels. All right. Okay. All right. Oh my goodness, Jilly. What is the tires are so small, dude. Look at this, bro. This is so crappy, dude. Yeah, you got to keep the drift. What's the luggage for? Am I going on vacation? YEAH. AH, DUDE. This sucks. This is the worst. We should have lost the cops the first round. That was our only opportunity, bro. Okay. Wait, wait.
Stop over here. Stop over here at ammunition. Yeah. Ammunation here. Are we getting more bullets, explosions, and armor? All right. So, you stand here and you buy the bombs. All right. Uhhuh. I'll take all of those. Thank you. Okay. I got all the bombs, Jelly. Time to go to the fort. Get those wanted levels and then escape. Yay. Get in the cool car. Get out of the driver's seat. Sorry. You've never sounded more excited. I am so excited to give it my all, bro.
Look at this thing. Dude, if you think this car is bad, you should see the next one. Like that one's just insanely bad. I don't want it. You're going to lose those. I have faith in you. I got my bombs ready. All right. Let's just get to the fort. I'm not going to be drifting. Let's just get there. All right. This is going to get harder cuz it's about to get dark. Go into that fort. Go in there. Of course. I'm the one that's going to be Maybe you should turn around. There's tanks.
OH MY GOD. THERE'S a I tried. I said I tried my best. I really did. I'll let you do that one more time. I tell you, you ready for me to try again? Get in there. Just like just drift a circle. Like just get out. Well, to be honest, I in my defense, I didn't know it was going to be that hardcore if you went further in there. You know what I mean? All right. I'm just going to do a little turn like this is what I'm going to do. And then we drift. THIS CAR IS VERY SLOW.
JELLY. All right, WE HAVE THE CUBS ON US. CRATER, let's just lose him. All right, just Why are you going off road? I'm trying a new strategy. You have to go. This might have been a good strategy. Sign. Still drifting. That's all right. That's okay. They're on us, bro. They're like literally here. Don't count me out yet. All right. I'm a professional idiot. Oh my god. Still drifting. Dude, this guy is SO SLOW. I'M GOING TO DIE. I'M GOING TO DIE, BRO. I HAVE NO HP.
THIS IS SO TOUGH. KEEP DRIVING. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, JELLY. OH MY GOD. Are you this bad, bro? Dude, you need to shut up and try to drive this car. So, the next car is the worst drifting car in the game. So, please. Well, this one IS WORSE. OH MY GOD. We're going to die. I SWEAR I'M DEAD. YOU SUCK. WHAT IS THIS DUMB CHALLENGE? Why did we decide to do a coin flip to let you even drive? Listen, it was your idea with the challenge. Do not put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby. All right, you deserve to be crater. We have officially made it to the worst drift car in the game.
Let me see that bad boy. What the hell is What is that, dude? Oh my god. Is this like an abduction van? What's going on? Oh my god, Jill. This is a little Japanese pickup truck and uh it's absolutely tiny. Look at us sitting next to each other. I mean, we are shouldertosh shoulder, buddy. You're not going to escape in this. There's no way. Listen, Jilly, if you manage to escape this, I'm going to put $500 on the line. If you manage to escape with this 500 bucks.
Seriously, there's no way you managed. I think I'm going to manage. I have a new strategy. You see, I've been doing a little bit of research on how to get out of there. I DID. YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO DO RESEARCH and crap before I put up money. COME ON. YOU CAN'T TAKE IT AWAY NOW. I found a Right. Okay. That you're definitely going to lose the cops in. I put a waypoint down. If we make it there, I think we'll lose the cops instantly and win. The thing is though, Jelly, it's going to be incredibly difficult to make it there. So, good luck, my dude. I know. Let's get those wanted levels and get going.
I'm going to get the sticky bombs ready. I bought new ones. I'm ready for this. Buddy, careful with the sticky bombs. I'm I'm worried you're going to blow us up. Bro, this car ain't terrible. Look at this. Yeah, you're not going to escape. Like, speed is so important in this jelly. Oh no. Wait, what if I just throw a grenade from here? Will that work? No grenades. Don't throw grenades. No. Just over the fence here. Only shooting. Oh my god, this car is terrible. I can't drive this thing.
It's going to work, Ty. Trust me. NO. DON'T THROW ANYTHING. NO. STOP. YOU'RE going to blow us up. It's not working. We're not getting any water levels. That's what I'm saying. Stop. Don't throw grenades, please. You're going to kill us. Okay. All right. I'll There you go. We got one level. Good job. Go, go, go, go, GO, GO, GO, GO. THERE WE GO. KEEP DRIFTING. KEEP DRIFTING, JELLY. GO, JELLY. GO. All right. I'm just I am 2 and 1/2 miles away from that beautiful tunnel.
I'm being abducted. Officers, help. What? Why are you saying help? I was asking the officers for help. I'm being abducted, I said. Oh. Uhoh. Oh, this car is terrible. Oh, this car's terrible. Yeah, you're not going to escape, dude. I'm going to keep my 500 and you're going to m the money. Oh god. KILL US, PLEASE. I'M DYING. GET RID. I'm trying. I'm really trying, Jelly. It's not the easiest, is it? No. I need you to shoot. Oh my god. I'm going to die.
I'm going to die. Jelly, you need to eat, bro. Jelly, did you die? No. No, you're still alive. Good. Okay, good. Oh my god. Jelly. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS. I NEED YOU TO GET AWAY FROM THE COPS. SHELLY, you said it was going to be easy. I might have to go off road. I might Kill them. There's a fence there. I NEED YOU TO KILL THEM. I'M REALLY TRYING, BUD. I don't know what you offer me, man. I don't Oh my god. I am so dead.
Jelly, thank you. I am now dead. I AM NOW DEAD BECAUSE of your terrible driving, JELLY CRATER. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. I'LL DEFEND YOU, JELLY. I'M DEFENDING YOU, JELLY. I GOT YOU, BUDDY. WAIT, DID I BLOW you up? No, I was launching grenades to help you. WHY WERE YOU DOING THAT? I WANTED TO DEFEND YOU, BRO. NOW, LET'S ESCAPE THE COPS. RUN, CRATER. WE DON'T HAVE THE DRIFT CAR. I think it's impossible to escape with a drift vehicle.
