Airsoft: Battle Highlights and Key Takeaways

Come on, Amy. Run. Oh, that's Aubrey. I can't shoot Aubrey. You can SHOOT AUBREY. YOU can't leave me alone. Cody, I love you. I don't like this game. Rules of this battle are simple. Loot the map for weapons and pop enemy balloons. Last couple standing wins. Team blue, you have to do the job at the same time. Team red checking in. Cody Allison brought the wife along for this battle.

I feel ready for this because this girl has shot a lot of stuff, right? No. Have you ever shot an airsoft gun? I have not never held an airsoft gun in my life. Bethy's ready, but she's got the snipples. That's her biggest concern right now. We're unarmed currently. Let's go loot. Find some things. Let's go, honey. We going to hold hands the whole battle. I like it. And Gladiator, he grabbed the earth, thought about his children and his wife, and he fought to the death. Cody, come on.

Sorry, I'm trying to make content. Great. We got a crate. Oh, yeah. Okay, you hold that. Goodness gracious. I'm going to load up the body armors. We're in this for the long haul. Let's go. That's for me. Uh, this is called an airsoft gun. Hold that point and shoot. Why is mine bigger? Okay. All right. Not the end of the world. You're gonna love this. You're the shotgun girl. This is a shotgun, so it's close range. So, where do I hold this guy?

Don't aim it at my face. Okay, guys. Important note here, Aubrey. Sweet thing. 23 weeks pregnant. Baby girl number three in there, dude. No way. Never had vehicles in games before. Is this legal? We want to get out the guys first. Oh, wait. There's a chance that you're going to get out and then I'm going to be by myself doing this. But look, you can't get out. Okay. If we get in a firefight, go for the guys. Point and shoot. Ah, how do I know if I hit it? Would it explode? All right, we got a visual. Pink team up ahead.

Oh gosh. Shoot. Okay, now you got to [__] this back. That's too hard. I don't like that one. Hey, do you want to drive and let me shoot? Oo, you just focus on getting us away. Yeah. Where would the keys be though, Gary? They're right up there on a cute dude. Perfect keychain. Let's go left. Okay, here we go. Green balloons. Get over here, babe. Amy, right here. Follow me. You want to go run after him?

I'm not running. I want to be very clear. We are running away from Tyler and Bethany. All right, stay here. I'm going to go scope it out. Now what? Where'd he go? He left me. They're not going to stop. Babe, we need to hide right here behind these bushes. Otherwise, we're going to end up in the open. If we're going to fight, we're going to be smart about it.

Hey, pink team. Hey, green. Hey, come this way right now. Come this The world is mine. It's time to shine. The job ain't done till I make it head. Okay, here's where we landed. She feels most comfortable with the pistol. I think packs a punch. And if you need to shoot somebody in the leg to send them a message, you do it. I would never do that. That's horrible. Oh, baby sniper. I got two pops. What happened back there? Well, I started walking and there's a lot of mud. Yeah. All right. Traditionally, I'm a pretty big camper, which just means that we're going to kind of sit, lay low, let

them take each other out, and then we fight to the finish. Okay. You like that? Yeah. This gun's really heavy. Okay. You know what? I'm just going to hold both. You just protect the balloons and keep an eye out. T-Rex crossing. That sign's cap. You walk through the house. What? Catch a little AC. I'm going to go around the back and make sure we're clear. Okay. Anybody in here? Yes. Praise the Lord. There's dinosaurs up here. Oh, dinosaur crossing. Should we stop and look for some fossils? Kobe, you can come down here, honey. Okay.

You're on this. Oh my word. What is this? Holy cow. This Hold on. Don't go down here. Yeah, back up. I don't like this. It's on purple. Follow me. Okay, take a couple deep breaths. This is intense. You get the car turned around. Babe, this is like a lot of walking. I know, but this is good cuz this means that they're all battling and losing balloons. Wait here, Aubrey.

Hey, handsome. You going my way? Chris, give me the gun. Take this. I'm retreating. Come on, Kobe. Kristen, get him. This is exhausting. Got one. Get nice, Chris. Oh no, I think he got a pop. Get on your feet. It's my time. Go time. Show time. GET ON YOUR FEET. A good strategy for us might be that I don't shoot at all.

Yeah, I like that. Kristen, I need you. Oh, that's Aubrey. I can't shoot Aubrey. You can shoot Aubrey. I'm out of ammo. Where did Kobe go? you. I missing my shot. I'm in the ending. I'm only You can't leave me alone. Yo, he's he's almost done. He's one left. Chris, go run left. Sorry, AUBREY. Go run left, Chris. HE'S DONE. [screaming] NO. GET ON YOUR FEET. AUBREY, I'M SORRY. This was not the plan. Kobe. AUBREY, GET OUT. Going where? Where are we going?

Sorry, I don't WANT TO DO THIS. Where am I going? This is a bad plan. Well, I'm out of breath. Oh, wow. Sniper. And this is what I needed right here. Okay, I have an idea. What if we put this shotgun back in here with no ammo and trick someone? Oh, that's great. Which one's the shotgun? We need some better weapon systems. I need some liquid. You need liquid? I need some body armor. I got you. You can do an ad read, too, if you need to.

All right. I think we hydrate, body armor, strawberry, banana. Yeah, but you got to get the delivery points in there. Like NCAA March Madness. Official sports drink of Dude Perfect and March Madness and wives. Oh, and March Madness. Yeah. And then take a drink. That's okay. That was good. Well, I really am thirsty. Okay. You really are thirsty. All right. I like your idea. I think we set this box on the road.

Are you kidding me? That's why you shouldn't have put me in front of you. Why did you lead us through the tree barbs? Look at that. There's Did you hear that? Somebody's up here. This is a perfect spot. We'll hide in here and then we'll pop out and bust them. Crate. There's a crate up here. Follow the road until we see somebody. Oh, it's a UTV. Sh. Chill. I see green up there. Oh, I see green way down. Oh, man. We're about to go to tie. I don't really want to battle Ty, but I mean, you got to get through him at some point.

You hear that? It's Ty. What are you doing, red team? Hey, Red Ranger. [screaming] Oh, I have to pump it every time. No. Better gun. BABE, get him. Hit him. I can't. He's going. He's Oh, he's trying to get me. [screaming] THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE. NOPE. NO, THERE'S NOT. GO, GO, GO. I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME. [screaming] I JUST hear it. I just hear Oh, go, go, go. There's more. Go, go, go. All the way. Go.

Oh no. Ow. It's just bouncing off his balloons. Ty, we have to find new guns. Babe, WHERE'D YOU GO? HIDE. [screaming] OH MY GOSH. I see them. They're right there. I think I just need to hide right here. I'm going to get Alison. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Get out. We're taking the keys. Get on your feet. Honey, where's Cody? Honey, I'm coming. I LOVE YOU. HEY, run this way. Cody's coming. I'm coming, baby. ALLIE, GET IN THE UTV. CODY, looking for these. Oh, no. There's no keys.

Hurry. field, baby. Come on. You ready? Alison's running away. Just stay here. We got to get better guns. I'M TOO TIRED TO RUN. STOP RUNNING. ALL RIGHT. YOU WANT ME TO GO get him? You hold this. Grace, are you going all in? Yeah. Okay. NO. [screaming] All right. The barn. I got a wounded deer right here. I'M TAKING HER DOWN. OH NO. YOU'RE DONE, CODY. YOU'RE DONE, BOY. ALL RIGHT, WE got to get Cody's gun.

I got him. I GOT HIM, CHRIS. GET OUT OF HERE. Get that gun. Go get it. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Quick. [screaming] Run, [screaming] run. I don't know what to do now. Thank you. I've been waiting for one of these. It's pretty nice. Here. Here, give me that. Okay. Okay, here you go. Much lighter. You'll love that. Oh, I love that. All right, let's go for Al. That'll be an easy finish off. OH, COME ON. YEAH, SHE'S FINE. HEY, we'll make it quick.

Cody, you want like a svenir? You know what? Go walk in a thorn bush. Team pink still out here trying to get our first dub. We were this close against team green in all sports golf battle. Oh no. Before that, uh, my most recent airsoft experience. Yeah, today's looking up. Okay, we can only go up from there. I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm going to check out this forest. Maybe I can lay low like Kobe told me to. I think I see blue balloons. Okay, I see it, too. I think it might just be one person. Oh, wait. It's Aubrey. Where? Audrey. THIS is horrible. Aubrey, where's your husband?

He stranded me. He left you or he's out. Is there a difference? Oh, I can't tell him. They don't know. It's two against one. If you come any closer, I'm going to have to shoot. I want you to use this. I've only got one, so I'm going to send you out. She's coming. Amy, no. Back up. Go. Back up. OH, SHE'S GOOD. DUCK, DUCK, DUCK. Give me that back. I didn't know she was serious like that. Oh, here she come. She's right here. Aubrey, don't do this.

[screaming] No. Amy, shoot her. Go around. Hey, Amy. Stop. Let's think about this. Now, since both the boys are out, what? We should team up. Oh, good idea. What? Why did you team up when I was still alive? Team girls. We're either both going to get out or we can go get the other teams together. Yeah, let's do it. Okay. Sorry, Corey. You can go hang out with Kobe.

Are you leaving me? I don't know where we're going, but let's go. Bye, I guess. Bye. Love you. I'm sure she said it back. Hey, you go find a place to hide. I think I might see some guns, though. I need those. Okay. Oh my gosh. Oh my goodness. I need to go find a place to hide cuz this is not going to be good for me. Okay. Oh, wow. Oh, man. What in the world is this? This is like a haunted barn. I'm going to move this in front of the windows because I think they're going to maybe go around the outside first. I am doing this for the spa day. So, I'm

going to give it my all and I'm going to see what happens. So, wish me luck. All right. Allison's up in this barn. I think this is your time to shine. Oh, boy. Okay. I can't risk it. I've got one balloon. You've got three. You go in. Oh, I'm too scared. No, if you need backup, then I'll come in and help. What do I say? I'll hear you. I'll know. I'll know if you need backup. So, come on the right side here. I'm going to go around the backside and flank. Okay.

Okay. I'm Oh, I'm waiting on Ty and Bethany. I can see him right there. Does she know we're coming? Yeah, I think she knows we're coming. Okay. You need to come in. You need to come in the left side right here. Too far. Okay. Come on. Oh, they're going around. I'm going back to my retreat and I'm going to shoot them right when they come in. She's a vicious person. Alison. Hey, we just want to chat. Oh, I see him.

Oh, I got Ty. I'm dead. No, you have to defend our family honor on your own. Bummed that I died, but glad I got Ty. That was a win for me. That was a lot of fun. All right. If we run into the pink team, go after Cory, leave Amy, just like we left Aubrey. We'll get them later. Okay. All right, OBS. It's me and you. Team cotton. Here we go. Chris. There's balloons. Aubrey's over here. Wait. What do you mean? Aubrey's over here. I saw pink.

I saw blue. Oh, I see there are balloons. Oh, yeah. I do, too. Get that gun. Okay. I haven't practiced using it. But G, I don't even know how to use this. The thing just fell out. Hi. Oh gosh. Oh no, I think I got hit. Chris, I need your gun. They're too far away and they're together for some reason. They're going to have to scoot closer to us, which would be better. Give me this. I got to go get the other one. You hold that one.

Oh my What [screaming] is that? WHAT? THAT'S A huge gun. I'm hitting her balloons, but they're not bobbing. It's too far. We're going to have to ambush them around. This is horrible. I don't like this. This is scary. Aubrey, they're down low. I see them. Go, Amy. There's Kristen up high. Chris, you got to shoot him. Oh, there you are. Oh, no. He's coming up.

we duke. Oh man, it got me in the throat. I got him. Chris, just go. Leave. Sorry. I think I got him in the neck really bad. All right, so Tyler's out, so it's just me. So, I'm going to hunker down here in this barn. That was intense. Oh. Oh, yeah. That looks kind of more like mine. You should definitely get one of those. Another crate. All righty. Not like I can carry any of these, but we got some more body armors, some more guns. Feels right to take a smoke, but I

have no idea what that does. So, Oh, I see your balloon now. Oh gosh, here they come. Miss I think I'm out. [screaming] I got one of hers though. Oh, here comes Kristen. Sorry, Amy. Wh There's I can't see anything. Oh, this is bad. I'm so sorry, Amy. Wait, there's multiple fights going on. Woo! Yay! I don't have to shoot my friend. Is Bethany in here? Kristen, I'm down.

Won't she be able to see me? She's over here. She's There's no way to get in. Yo, I'm I'm shooting her balloon. How do I get under? I think she's below me. I don't know how I'm going to get to her. I got it. [screaming] I won. Yeah. No way. How we went under, went up, got her. You win some, you lose some. I lost this one. Let's go, team Peak. It is certainly not our honor nor our privilege, but it is our duty to award Amy the golden robe for the spa day.

She also gets the golden gun because Cory did nothing. She earns both. GO AMY. I APPRECIATE THAT. All credit right here. Let's go. Team Bing finally got it. Aka team Amy. Let's go. Go hit him with the final sign off. Found it. Noggin. See you, dude. Perfect.