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This is a $1 band school product. And this is a $100,000 band school product. Today, we're testing all kinds of band school products to see if we can survive at the world's strictest school. And at the end of the day, we have to use these band products to pass the world's hardest exam without getting caught. What is that? Starting with our first class, chemistry pop quiz. How many bones are in a human skeleton? All right, so this question is actually easy thanks to our first band school product, magic calculator, which is actually a smartphone disguised as a regular calculator.
Alan, if I hear one incorrect answer, you're going to detention all of you. 206. This skeleton had hands and clap cuz that's a correct answer. This calculator is nothing compared to the other band school products we'll be using today. The next band product we're going to test is the plasma cannon. It's banned because it can melt a human head. What? Don't point that at me. But first, we're going to see how many giant balloons you can pop. You might want to take a step back for this one.
Last, count me down. 3 2 1 What? NOW WE'RE GOING TO SEE what the plasma cannon can do to a human head in three, two, ONE. OH MY GOD. THE NEXT BAND PRODUCT, liquid nitrogen. 3 2 1. Now, let's see what happens if you put your hand in liquid nitrogen. A few seconds of this and your hand will instantly freeze. Let's see if it instantly shatters. 3 2 1 PIECES. And that's why liquid nitrogen is bad. The next math school product is the sore ball. Yeah. And the reason why it got banned is because once you get stuck in there, it's impossible to escape. Because it's made from an indestructible bulber.
Go ahead, try it. First up, we're using a bat. Wait, look. I'm safe. All right. UNTESTED TWO BASEBALL is indestructible, but he sure is. I the kitchen knife. Oh my god. Oh, this thing is literally impossible to break. Actually, there is one thing The next bad product is this human glue trap. It's banned because once you get stuck, it's impossible to escape. In order for you all to move on to your next class, one of you will have to escape. Guys, the only way we're making it across is with band products. So, I brought glue.
Wait, you brought glue for a glue trap? Duh. We all know glue counts as glue. All right, count me down in 3 go. TAKE ANOTHER STEP. COME ON. THAT CAN'T BE THAT STICKY. That's what I call a sticky situation. THERE'S SOMEBODY. WAIT, STOP. ZACK, WHAT'S YOUR STRATEGY? What even IS YOUR BAND PRODUCT? I'M GOING TO JUMP ALL THE WAY ACROSS TO THE FINISH LINE in 3 2 1 go. It's in my mouth. A my hair. That's one way to stick around. Guys, watch this. Sean, you're stuck now. It's part of the plan. The band product I'm using is baby oil.
Don't use that on me. Now, this should make a glue less. Throw it over my leg. Time to find out. It's kind of working, but it's still sick. Keep going. Sliding down. In order for you all to move on to your next class, one of you will have to escape. Just a little BIT LEFT. COME ON. Get out of THE TRUCK. COME ON. GET OUT
Wait, guys. We're going to be late for THE NEXT CLASS. LET'S GO. WAIT. HELP. We still have seven classes left, and they're only going to get even harder to pass. So, we're really going to need to use even more band school products. Welcome to athletics class. First up, soccer penalty kicks. Alan, get in the goal. If anyone scores on you, you're running last. LET'S GO. To make sure they don't score, I'm using this band sports product. These contacts block out the sun and other distractions, making it way easier for me to focus on the ball. Allan may think he has the upper hand, but not with these band cleats. These cleats give me better traction on the ground so I can generate a way more powerful kick. There my whistle.
Tanner, YOU'RE RUNNING. LET'S GO. COME ON. THANK GOD HE MISSED CUZ I would not have been able to catch that. So, for the next Van School product, I'm using sticky spray. This will allow me to catch anything. Let's see how Allan does against my Van Sports product, an overinflated soccer ball. It's banned because it makes the ball way too bouncy and nearly impossible to catch. ALAN, IF YOU DON'T BLOCK THIS, YOU'RE GOING TO BE RUNNING ALL DAY. LET'S SEE WHO THE BETTER TWIN IS. SO, COACH, what does this mean for us? That means YOU'RE ALL RUNNING. LET'S GO. COME ON.
THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE RONALDO HEADER CHALLENGE. NONE OF YOU GO ON TO YOUR NEXT CLASS UNTIL YOU HIT THAT BALL WITH YOUR HEAD. WHAT? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. ALAN, GO. TANNER, you're next. Well, lucky for me, this next man product is perfect for this challenge. These spring shoes will allow me to jump twice as high. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GUYS HAVEN'T tried this girl power. OH, WE GOT CAT. WE'RE GOING TO PASS. 3 2 1 go. Girl power.
Is the girl power in the room with us? All right, JUST FOR THAT, YOU GET ONE MORE ATTEMPT OR YOU ALL ARE GOING TO DETENTION. WHO'S GOING TO DO IT? I WILL. NO, NO, NO. I got it. Trust me. All right. Now, let's see if these shoes actually work. In 3 2 1 go. NEXT TEST. LET'S GO. TWO ON. YOUR NEXT CLASS, YOU NEED TO DEFEAT A PROFESSIONAL BOXER. WHAT? YOU GOT 1 MINUTE to warm up. How do we defeat a professional boxer?
Well, lucky for us, I have this band sports product. Weighted boxing gloves that allow you to punch twice as hard. I'm going to show you guys how it works. Allan, punch Tyler with her regular boxing gloves as hard as you can. Oh, yeah. That hurt a little bit. Well, I'm not a pro boxer. What do you expect? That's why we have these weighted boxing gloves. Let me show you guys the difference. I say we're in pretty good hands against that professional boxer. Let's go. Now, remember, TO MOVE ON TO YOUR NEXT CLASS, YOU GOT TO defeat this PROFESSIONAL BOXER.
THIS GUY, I'LL HELP HIM PASS THIS CLASS RIGHT NOW. Y'ALL ARE NEVER PASSING THIS GLASS. CREATE AN OPENING FOR ME. GRAB A Why don't you pick on someone your own size? I thought you boys were twins. Let's go. I told YOU THESE BANNED POWERS WILL WORK. The only thing that should be banned is fighting someone five times your weight class. You know what? JUST FOR LOSING, YOU CAN JOIN THEM TODAY. GET TO YOUR NEXT CLASS. THE next band school product we have actually I forgot to do my homework and if I get another app, they're going to send me off to military school and they're going
to save my head. Tanner, calm down. Actually have the perfect band school product for you to use. A homework app. What? They have that? It's actually our homework app. All you have to do is take a photo of any problem and room will instantly solve it for you. Wo! I'll never have to do my homework ever again. Wait, it's actually not for cheating. It teaches you how to solve the problem. So you can learn.
Wait, wait. None of this makes any sense. I figured. So you can actually change the level of difficulty and then Roomie will explain it at your level. Wo, I understand it now. Dude, my gra to go from an F to an A. Hold on. How much does the app cost? Dude, we made it free. What? How do you get it then? All you have to do is search up Roomie on the app store or click the link in the description.
All right, we got to get to our next class. And to help us get to our next class faster, we have this band product. You two, GET TO MATH CLASS AND TURN IN YOUR HOMEWORK. IT'S TEST DAY. SINCE YOU'LL WANT TO USE BAND PRODUCTS, IT'S GOING TO BE YOU TWO VERSUS THE REST OF THE CLASS. First question, 6 + 9. All right, we're testing five band school products to help us pass math. Starting with these pens. There's a secret compartment here somewhere where you can store answers to help you cheat. This is crazy.
15. Now check your pen, Alan. No way. Got it. Okay, that's time. Tanner, what was your answer? 69. And these pens are nothing compared to the other band school products we'll be using today. So, for the next band school product, we have this book. Why would a book be banned? Shut up. There's a secret compartment where you can store a cheating device. Question two. 65,134 * 0. It's zero. Now I know why this book is banned. What was the answer to question two? ZERO. 134. WRONG. GUYS, the answer's right there.
Look. Question mark. To help me solve this next question, I have this invisible earpiece in my ear. And this looks like a button, but it's actually the world's smallest camera. And outside our classroom, Sean can literally see and hear everything. The next question is, what is the smallest prime number? Sean. Sean, can you see what's on my paper right now? Yeah. Help me solve this. What is the smallest prime number? The answer is two. Okay, GIVE ME YOUR ANSWERS. TWO. WHO said one? Tyler. Well, there's only one of me and I'm in my prime.
THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS TWO. THIS NEXT BAND PRODUCT can solve any math problem in the world just by looking at it. Next question. 3x + 7 = 19. Wo. It's literally solving the problem for me. And I can see everyone's IQ. Time's up. Pencil's down. x = 1 x 7 X = 4. BUT BEFORE we head to the next class, we're testing one last band item in math. This giant backpack. Oh, this thing is heavy. How many sides does a hectagon have? Seven. I can see why this is banned now. You can literally smuggle in a genius to help you take your test.
All right, that's the bell. Head to your next class. Wait, don't forget about me. And now we're testing band school products that actually explode in science class. So, the next band school product I have is this ruler from the future. In order to move on to your next class, you'll have to successfully complete three science experiments. Starting with ELEPHANT TOOTHPASTE. I DIDN'T BRUSH my teeth this morning. What? You'll need to cut exactly 11.6 mm of this substance and combine it with this solution. If you are off by even 1/10enth of a millimeter, the chemical reaction could become dangerous.
Good luck. I mean, what? Wait. With a regular ruler, it's nearly impossible to get an exact measurement. But this futuristic ruler lines it up perfectly. This is exactly 11.6 mm. So I would just cut here. Let's find out what happens. that class is exactly what it's supposed to look like. How's everyone else doing? Okay, Tanner, let's look at WHAT YOU DID. EVERYBODY RUN. If you thought that was dangerous, this next man school product is even crazier. Next experiment, bottle rockets. Highest launch gets an A.
The next man school product is this giant bottle. And we're going to find out why it's banned. Inside this bottle is butane gas. When you flip it over, it's going to launch itself to the moon. Sounds pretty dangerous. I don't know if I want to do this. Well, if you're not going to do it, WHO WILL? I WILL. Knock yourself out, Zach. Okay. Three, two, ONE. I can DEFINITELY SEE WHY THIS IS BANNED FROM SCHOOL. DUDE, IF SEAN SADDLED THAT, HE WOULD HAVE GONE TO THE MOON. Before the next class, we have one more band school product to test. In order to move on to the next class, you'll have
to create a chemical strong enough to destroy this safe. To help with this, I have our next band school product, Coke and Mentos. These mentos are discontinued because if you mix them with Coke, it creates a bomblike explosion. Wait, you discontinued Mentos? We got to get out of here. Now we're heading into PE and we're testing every banned product in real sports to see which ones actually deserve to be banned. We're going to start with Dodge Fall. It's you two against all seven of them. GO. GOOD LUCK IN SURVIVING. We're about to test some of the craziest fan sports products. And the first product we're testing are these sticking gloves that allows you to catch
literally anything without even trying. Wait, how is this possible? Dude, our strategy should just be to catch the dodge balls. Let's see how well these work. WELCOME TO DODGEBALL, LADIES. When I blow the whistle, it's on. Yeah, that's right. ONE HAND. ROGER OUT. OH You're out. You're out, Alex. ALEX, ALEX, WHAT WAS THAT? He hit my head. That's illegal. IT'S ONE VERSUS FIVE. YOU GOT THIS. ALEX, YOU'RE OUT. TAYLOR'S OUT. COME ON, ALAN. WATCH OUT. You're back in. Come on, sir.
Oh god. Oh, you're out. Alex, you're out. It's just you VERSUS NOW. YOU GOT THIS, ALAN. BE CAREFUL. HE'S GETTING THE BALL. COME ON, ALAN. ALLAN, YOU CAN DO THIS. All right, those gloves made dodgeball way too easy. But let's see if the next Van School product for the track race holds up, which is this airond conditioned propeller jacket that cools you down and it makes you run faster. And since me and Allan are both the exact same shape, I won't be wearing an AC jacket to show you guys the advantage it gives you in a race.
Are you guys ready? 3 2 1 GO. OH, ALEX, are you Alex? Whoa, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WAIT. AS you can see, me and Alex are in last place, but I'm going to turn it on now to see the difference it makes. Here we go. Wait, no way. I can ACTUALLY FEEL IT GLOWING BEFORE. It's actually working. It doesn't even feel like I'm running. I'm not even tired anymore. THIS IS INSANE. WHAT? DUDE, why are you going so fast? I don't even feel anything. It doesn't even feel like I'm running. Tell you what, I'd be in first place if I had the AC jacket on. Huh? Okay, just one more person to pass.
ALLY, YOU GETTING FIRST LANE. I DEFINITELY KNOW WHY THIS PRODUCT IS banned now. Wait, where's Ally? Yeah, where's Alex? 5 minutes later. Look, if I had this on, I would have finished first place. We've been testing all kinds of band school products, but this next one is easily the most dangerous one yet. The next band school product is actually over inflated basketballs. So, the rest of the class is playing a game of basketball RIGHT NOW. AND WE'RE going to show you guys why this is banned. YOU CAN'T GET PAST THIS.
YO, WHAT? THAT'S WHY THIS IS BANNED. I got two inflated balls on me. Damn. Make that four. All right, after that, it's time to go outside and test our next band school product. These two bats might look identical, but this one is banned from all school sports. The inside is filled up with all corks, which theoretically would allow you to hit the ball twice as far. First up, I'm going to hit the ball with a regular bat and see how far it goes. READY, GUYS? Hit the ball. You ladies. All right. Now, it's time to test the corkbat. Let's see how much further I can hit with it. 3 2 1 Hit the bow. next best school product are sunglasses because when you wear them, teachers can't tell if you're asleep or not.
Sean, are you asleep dude? Sean. Oh, I think he's just tired from the run. This next band school product supposedly makes you twice as strong. Next up are these band arm wrestling straps. Allan is going to be wearing them while arm wrestling Sean's crush. First, I'm going to arm wrestle him without these to show you the difference it makes. On my whistle. 3 2 1. Now, I'll actually stand a chance with these. These wrist straps lock your hand and wrist together, making them way harder to bend for your opponent. Oh, okay. Somebody is in trouble now with the band arm wrestling strap. In three, two, ONE.
HEY, they made a huge difference, though. After all that chaos, the teachers are now distracted at lunch. So, we're sneaking into their teachers lounge to test a product that can literally change your grades. All right, I'm inside the teachers lounge now and I'm going to show you guys the next banned school product. Red ink. Students are literally banned from using red ink because they can turn any grade into an A. Let me show you guys. A plus. Of course, Sean got the D. Yeah. But I'm going to show you guys how to turn this D minus into an A+. A plus. This feels illegal. Hey, could you make it back to that D?
Yeah. Is that a teacher? Faster drive. Hey, is that Bubba? Yeah. Come in. For the final exam, we're testing the best band school products in history. Welcome to your next class, world history. This next band product is a pen with invisible ink I can use that will write things down on your skin and it'll appear invisible. Let's start with an easy one. In what year did humans first land on the moon? You can't see a single thing on his skin, right? But watch what happens when you put a black light to it.
It's gone. The correct answer is 1969. Wait, but why else would a black light be banned in school? Cuz it reveals a lot more than just invisible ink. That's right. What? For the next band product, we have this AI smart scanner. You can literally scan any question and it'll tell you the answer. Next question. What's the world's largest country? Okay, let's find out if this thing actually works. Oh my gosh. Can it actually read your handwriting? World's largest country? Russia. Wow. This 100% has to be banned in schools. Did anyone get that answer?
Anyone? RUSSIA. CORRECT. WHAT? I THOUGHT IT WAS ANTARCTICA. HUH? Next up is our sneakiest product yet. This just looks like an ordinary watch, right? But what teachers don't know is that it has a secret compartment. Next question. What is the most populated country in the world? Yo. So, the answer is India. This is where you can store your hidden answers. All right, Zack. IT'S THE INDIAN POWER. INDIA. Bonus question. Who was president of the United States of America when I was born?
Wait question. First of all, how old are you? I'm 67. See, see, WE'RE NOT DOING THIS BRAINWASH HERE. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. NOW, WE'VE MADE IT THROUGH EVERY class using band school products, but it all comes down to the final exam. If I catch anybody using band school products, you will be expelled and sent to the world's strictest school. You have 30 minutes. All right, guys. I have all my answers hidden inside this fake phone. Alex, watch out. What do you have in your hands? Nothing. Show me your hands. Nothing. Yeah, I have nothing. Eyes back on your exams. Guys, come way too close because if even one of us gets caught cheating, all of us fell. Block, you ready? Go for it.
I'm going to look at my code. Let me know if the teacher is looking. Perfect. All right. If your camera is the right match. 25 minutes left. What was that? What was what? Don't let me catch you cheating. All right, here we go. 20 minutes left. So, where's the answer? Over here. All right, Sean. Come on. What's the next answer, guys? Is it just me or is this going to hide? All right, guys. Watch my back. I want answers on the studio. So the next time he takes a seat, we'll all see the answers. Hurry. He's going to see you.
All right, guys. Get ready. He's going to take a sip. Everyone look, guys. He can't see. His glasses are off. Now's the perfect time to use your band products. I have the answers hidden in this eraser. There's no way the teacher would ever suspect this. We're in our goals so I can see. Guys, watch out. He's putting his glasses back on. All right, my turn. Sean, watch out. Oh he might have flew. Gotcha. Oh, why would you do that? Sorry. I thought it Sorry, son. 5 minutes left. Get moving. All right. So, I definitely have the best band school product. I have answers hidden in my shoe. Watch out.
I swear to God, something's going on in here. That was way too close. The teacher's getting more and more suspicious. 70 seconds left. 69 67 And just like that, we now have to survive the world's strictest school. Get in there. Good luck. Survive the world's strictest school. How are you going to survive here? Don't worry, I got band products to help us pass all of our classes. Starting with math. And our first band product is this AI smart scanner. You can use this product to scan any question and it'll instantly solve it for you. Pop quiz. Square root of 4,489. Dude, there's no way. 67. That has to be the answer. All right, time's up.
Correct answer was 67. All right, next question. The next Van School product is this Chad TBT backpack. It can listen to whatever question your teacher's asking and answer it for you. What are the first five digits of pie? Just five. Cherry pie, PUMPKIN PIE, APPLE PIE, PECAN PIE, CHICKEN POT PIE. Alex 3.14159. That's correct. I got it all memorized in here. And this is what I like to use my Chai GBT backpack for. Yeah. The next band school product is this pencil. Wait, why would a pencil be banned? Because it's not just any pencil. It's actually the world's most
dangerous pencil, the John Wick pencil. The tip is made out of tungsten, the strongest metal in the world. So, this is the exact replica of a human head. And we're going to see if this pencil can penetrate A HUMAN SKULL. OH. OH, I BARELY STABBED IT. Look how deep it got inside this guy's skull. He's going to wake up with a bad headache. The next man school product is this air cannon. Just wait till we find out why it got banned. One final question. If the Stokes twins have 145 million subscribers, how many more do they need before they reach 200 million? 55 million subscribers.
WRONG. YOU'LL NEVER REACH 200 MILLION. MIRROR, mirror on the wall. You guys can literally prove him wrong by subscribing right now. I'm going to test the product out. Done. Doc, do A+ hair day. Alex, I KNOW THAT WAS YOU. WAIT, WAIT. WHAT? GET OFF. IS THIS FUNNY? YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO GO. YOU TWO ARE GOING TO DETENTION. NO. NO. PLEASE. EVERYONE, HEAD TO YOUR NEXT CLASS. AND THIS IS ONLY THE beginning because we've still got four more classes before the final exam. And we're saving our best band products for last.
What the hell is this place? Hold on. Is this a torture device? How are these even allowed in school? It's not. It's banned because teachers would use it to do this. Now do exactly as I say or I'll use that ban product on you. Now we're headed to our next class, PE. Everyone, line up. First up, we'll be playing dodge ball. Except with this banned product. YEAH, I'LL BE LAUNCHING. YOU'LL be dodging. Okay. What's the strategy, guys? I have a ban product we can all use. No, screw that.
QUICK, EVERYBODY, HIDE BEHIND THE ONE. ONLY ONE of you needs to survive all of these balls to back. So, I'm going to be using this band product, smelling socks, because apparently it gives you superhuman reflexes, so I can dodge these balls easier. How dare her? Oh my god. Carl, OUT, YOU DON'T DO IT. Let's go. What do we do? Our chances of winning will increase exponentially if we just spread out. Get up. Oh, that looked LIKE IT HURT. ZACH, YOU GOOD? You I'm putting this bad product on the highest setting. What? I didn't know Allan was a dodgeball king.
Sean, why didn't you play? Cuz why would I want to dodge balls? Hey yo, the next thing that's banned in schools is WWE. Because students would get injured. And WWE is fake. Y'all think WWE is fake? I'll show you fake. If I can beat you two by myself, the whole class has to do 50 laps. What? Shut up. Come get some, LADIES. YOU LIKE THAT, HUH? OH MY GOD. Get ready to run 50 laps. Let's go. Watch out. WATCH
Now go run 50 right now. Restless real. Don't ever say it's fake. I'm out of breath. Which is why this next ban product is perfect. Oxygen in a can. It was banned because it gives student athletes an unfair advantage. I feel like I can finally breathe again. Tanner's coming. Watch this. I'm going to give him a breath of fresh air. Tanner, are you out of breath? Yeah, I can't breathe. Cuz I got you. Oxygen in a can. Oh, no way. I think that one might have had some methane in it. We only have three classes left until the final exam. But at this rate, Alex and Bog are not making it out of detention.
Listen up. You two are going to copy every single word in this dictionary. I got to go take a dump. You better be done by the time I get back. Luckily for us, we've got all the time in the world cuz this is the next Vans Gold product. The unripable toilet paper. Earlier today, I replaced every single roll of toilet paper at the school with this. You can't rip it. He's not going to be able to wipe his ass. You guys can't see it yet, but I'm actually already wearing the next band school product.
AI powered contact lenses. You can use it to look up anything or anyone. Check this out. And these can give you X-ray vision. Yeah, I got them, too. Yeah, this is my favorite band product. John, why are you looking at me like that? So, that unreable toilet paper should buy us enough time to test another band school product, an airbag. I'm going to put this airbag into the detention teacher seats, and the next time he sits down, it should explode and launch it through the roof. Now, we wait.
Hopefully, Alex's band product works. Next for us is science class. Now, we're experimenting with dangerous products that are banned in schools. Starting with this pendulum. Think fast, big boy. Oh god. Our next ban school product is this electric Tesla coil. Banned because students would get electrocuted. Now before we test this on ourselves, we're going to work our way up. Starting with this flower. Let's find out what happens in 3 2 1. Wo! Dude, it's coming down all the level two raw shrimp. Let's see what happens to it. Let's do it. Look, the sparks are coming out of its head. Is that going to happen to us?
Now it's finally time to test it on ourselves. Let's see what happens. Oh no, bro. Wait, this feels kind of nice and it has this tingling sensation. This laser got banned because it's so powerful it can actually melt your skin. And we're going to find out if that's true by seeing how many balloons this laser can pop. Ready? HERE WE GO. OH MY GOD. Two more. It popped all five balloons in like 5 seconds. I see why it's banned. Wait, no, I'm kidding. The next B school product is this plasma cannon. And I'm going to show you why it's banned. To show you how powerful this is, I'm
going to knock over ALL THESE CANS. WHAT? YOU GUYS MIGHT want to get out of here. 3. Oh my god. The next man school product is this fire extinguisher ball. It's meant to put out fires, but it got banned because it's basically a bomb. Let me show you guys. OH MY GOD, IT WORKED. IT did way more damage than the fire would have. These shall definitely stay banned. This is the world's largest water rocket. Banned from schools because a group of students launched it so high it hit a helicopter and caused IT TO CRASH. THAT'S HORRIBLE. Count me down in three, two, ONE. WAIT. COMING BACK DOWN. OH MY GOD. IT'S GUYS, I got it.
YEAH. Our next fan school products are helium and sulfur. Wait, they got banned because it changes your voice, right? Actually, they got banned because it was distracting. Okay, which one makes my voice deeper? That would be the sulfur. Let me try that. WA. MY VOICE IS DEEP. WAIT, so that helium is going to make my voice higher, right? That's correct. All right, let me try. HELLO. OH MY GOD. I am a fan. I'M A SUBSCRIBER. ME TOO. Wait. Everyone here is a subscriber except me. What' you say? You messed up.
Meanwhile, the detention teacher was about to fall for Alex's ban product, the unrippable toilet paper. The hell? Hey, I need something to wipe with. Let me use your shirt. Hell no. I wasn't asking. Here he comes. Let's see if he sits on air back. Hey, you again. LET MY FRIENDS GO. I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED your lesson. Too bad I'm a SLOW LEARNER. put that there. And now we're testing more band school products and lunch. And the food here literally looks horrible. Enjoy. Well, good thing I have my next band school product. This lunchbox. Huh? Why is a lunch box banned? When you open a lunchbox, there's nothing there. But check this out.
What? A secret compartment where you can store your favorite snack. No way, dude. This is sick. Oh, Alan, is this peanut butter? Yeah, that's actually the next school product because peanut butter is such a common allergy in schools. Alan, I think my cheeks are swelling up. Tanner, are you sure you're allergic to peanut butter? No, Alan, I swear my cheeks are swelling up. Dude, your cheeks look fine.
I got to get out of here. Damn. Is that on the menu? It's juicy back there. Well, that got me excited. So, the next band school product is this Pringle can. So, when someone reaches in for a Pringo, they're getting more than just a Pringle. Let me show you why it's banned. Oh, and for this to work, I need to pretend to be asleep. Just trust me. Using ban school products, huh? Well, I've got a ban school product of my own. The HeadC Crusher was banned in the 1800s. Teachers use it on students who understand.
You guys are on strike, too. If I catch you using one more band school product, that'll be your heads. The next band school product is glass bottles because students would play spin the bottle during lunch. Wait, I'm not playing. Yeah. Where are the girls at? They'll be here soon. Let me show you why I got banned. What the Looks like Bubba's having SHINE NOW. I feel like we should have done something. We've only got one more class before the final exam. So, Alex and Boach need an escaped detention before it's too late.
We got to find a way out of here. You got any ideas? Wait. I got this Ben product. A realistic human face. The kids will go out on his desk. I can put this face on, pretend to be a janitor, and get us out of here. But don't you think I should be the one to put it on? No, I got it. I'm here to clean your desk. And who are you? I'm the janitor. We don't have a janitor at this school. Well, you got one now. All right, fine. I've had a long day. While Boach is up there looking for the keys, I have a plan B. I'm going to call Allan so he can break us out of here.
Hey, why don't you start over here? Okay. Something's not right. Gotcha. Oh, you have no idea what I'm about to do to you. Before we take the final exam, we're testing more band school products in everybody's favorite class, recess. Our next van school product is this taser gun. And I'll show you why it got banned. Tanner, I think you're holding it wrong. Alan, just count me down. In three, two, one. Hit her. SWITCH DIRECTIONS OFF. JUST TURN IT OFF. The next fan school product is this giant water balloon. And it was banned because it would get so big students would get trapped inside. We just have
to wait for it to fill up. Good luck, Sean. In order to get out, I got to wait for it to bust. Yeah. The next product that's banned from schools is a skateboard. All right, Zach. Show us what you got. WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING. WELL, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOING PUSH-UPS ON THE SIDEWALK? YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT BIG BACK? WHY YOU CALL ME BIG HEAD? YO, you good? You guys can't see, but I'm doing something else that's been at school.
What? All I did was pee my pants. So, I've noticed all day long Tanner's been hitting his vape, and vapes are actually banned in all schools. So, because of that, I took his vape away from him, and now Tanner's throwing a fit. YOU DON'T NEED IT, TANNER. IT'S TIME TO MAKE A CHANGE. All right, SEAN, IT'S ABOUT TO POP. YEAH, I'M READY. You stole my water balloon water. This is a human slingshot. It got banned because it's basically a giant rubber band that makes players launch into each other. That sounds like fun. GO. My plan worked perfectly. Cat's in the perfect position for her.
Oh my god, I'm stuck. you two are lucky. I have a final exam to go to. Don't move. We passed every class using band school products. But none of that matters if we can't pass the final exam. LISTEN UP. THIS IS YOUR FINAL EXAM. Cheating on this exam is impossible. IF YOU GET CAUGHT CHEATING, YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL. You may begin. We've got a problem in the field. Over. Okay. So, I have this fake water bottle here with a secret compartment.
I hid all the answers right here. What is that? It just It's just water. I'm watching you. 55 minutes left. Everyone, get back to work. That was way too close. Hey. Hey, show me. Okay, got it. Cat, hurry. Now's your chance. I've got all the answers hidden right here. He's never going to catch me. Tyler, your turn. Don't worry, guys. I got everything right here. Hey, what's going on with your neck? Uh, I got hit by a chair.
Watch yourself. Class, you have 30 minutes left. I've got the best band product yet. You'll never find it. Okay, now's the perfect opportunity. Wish me luck. Hey guys, get ready. Hey, I have a question about number 27. Everyone look. Oh, okay. Thanks. That helped a lot. WHOA. LOOK, ALL the answers. Hey, what's going on here? Get back here. You can't catch me, oldie. What the hell was that?
Uh, they're tattoos. All right, class. You have 5 minutes left. You'll never expect a pencil back. All right, Zach. What do you got? Gotcha. Whoa. I thought you were cheating. You are bald. Class, continue. One minute. My lipstick trick is definitely better than his beanie. I hid all the answers right here. What is that? Stand up. You're hiding something. Look, help me first. What's going on?
Get the HELL OUT OF HERE NOW. I knew it. You guys are going away forever. And now there's only one place left. Good luck surviving the world's strictest prison. How are we going to survive prison? Lucky for us, I have a banned prison product. Wooden toothbrushes. They're banned cuz you can sharpen them into any weapon. Wait, what the I swear to God, it just happened. Where'd they go? Hello. PLEASE. NO. HELP.
