Calvin: Bob and Why It Matters

Spoiler alert I'm in the CIA. Oh, no shit! Hey, hey, what are you doing with my phone? You about to turn my phone into a bomb, aren't you? I've seen Homeland, so I know what they do. Homeland? No, I'm ordering us an Uber. Six minutes, that's kind of tight. I'm gonna need your tie. No. Your necktie, take it off. No, I'm not taking my tie off. Come on, Jet! Don't do that. - Don't do that. - That's good. Save it, save it, save it.

Save it, Jet. - Fine, take it, take it. - There we go. - You can have it. Okay, that - Just right over here. Listen to me. Listen. Stop. Stop! I need to know what is happening, right now. Okay, okay. You know what? Moving too fast. Bottom line, are you in or you out? What are you talking? In or out of what? No time for questions. Just action. In or out? Okay. Well, then I'm out. I'm sorry Jet, actually, you're already in.

What? Then why would you ask me? Because I thought you would go, I'm in, Bob. And we would have had a really cool moment, but you kind of ruined the whole thing. I ruin- Okay, okay, okay. Listen to me right now. Bob, I don't know what it is that you're into, but what I do know, is that I am really, really, 100% out. Do you understand that? God, you are good! Calvin Joyner, president of the Drama Club for a reason, folks! - You're like a snack-size Denzel. - Okay. Stop it, stop it, stop it.

This is not a game. I'm being serious right now. I'm, I'm out. Okay, okay, I can't say I'm not disappointed, Jet, but, but if you're out, you're out. Thank you. I'm out. Well, I'm just happy that we can communicate openly and honestly. I think it says a lot about our relationship. Wait, hold on, wait, what are you doing? Oh, my God. Here's the thing, though. There's only one way for you to get out. What's that?

You got to get in first. What is it, that- What, what! Take my gun, Jet, We may have to kill some people. Come on. It's not gonna bite you. I will do no such thing. I think you'll like it. I will not. You're gonna need it. You're gonna need it! He's in here! Jet. He's in there! Bob's in there! He's got a gun! He's got- - Down, down, get down! - Move, move, move! All right, I'm gonna need your improv skills.

What? Hostage role play, you ready? No! - Sweet, let's go. - No, I said no! He's got a hostage! No! Stop it, you gonna get me killed! Don't shoot! There we go, Jet! Come on! Hang tight Jet. No, I'm not doing anything. Stop including me in your stuff. Get him, Agent! Hit him with the stick!

He got a coffee pot! He got a banana! Freeze! Jet, help! What? Golden shot, help. No, man, I'm not helping you! Oh shi- Give me the gun! - Stop it! - Stop resisting! No, let me go! I'm trying to give it to you. Oh, shit! That was an accident! No, stop! Listen to me! Let's go. Wait, wait! Come on! What are you- Come on, man!

This has gotta stop! Okay? Show us your hands. Drop your weapon! Do it now! I'm sorry Jet.