Today we're checking out some relatable Tik Toks. POV me 10 minutes into saying I don't need a card or basket. Yeah, the worst part is when somebody offers you one. Like not I only need one more thing. Don't worry, I got it. I'm good. I could carry everything. And then in fact, you cannot carry everything. And then god forbid you drop anything, you lose aura points. Bro, do yourself a favor. If you buying paper towels, like get that cart. It'll be okay. Although, what do you guys think of my hair? I just got it lighter for summer. I thought it'd be cute. Ooh. My hair lady ate with these highlights.

I like it. But what do you guys think? When you thought you was all the way down the stairs, but you missed one. It's very accurate how it feels. Like, bro, that last step feeling like your soul just left your body. Did I skip a step or did I almost lose my life? High cortisol activities. The only time I'll let somebody disrespect me without saying nothing back. When you're at the TSA line and there's 67 people behind you, you don't know if you should keep your shoes on. You don't know if the laptop's supposed to come out, the jacket off, the hat off, the belt off, the phone out of the pocket, everything out of the pocket, the ponytail down. So chaotic, so stressful. It's like, "Okay,

fine. Yell at me. But just get me through this." This is my least favorite part about traveling. Going to the airport and going through security when somebody puts all the eggs on one side of the carton. Oh, no. No, no, no. Bro, the whole thing just like flips over. I mean, I am guilty of doing this, but like, how are you supposed to take the eggs if you're using eggs? Do you take them in order or do you take them randomly out of the carton? Because I take them in order. You know, we love order until you grab it by the empty side of the carton. Why does this hurt more than the needle itself?

Oh, you know when you get a blood test or a shot and they put the cotton ball and they wrap it up and tell you to not take it off and tell you to hold it there and not take it off for 15 minutes. But why does it hurt more than the needle when you do decide to take it off? Okay, I have a crazy story about this cuz I recently got an IV for hydration cuz I was dehydrated. Oh, and you know when they take out the needle, they put the cotton ball and they tell you to hold it there for a few seconds. very important that you hold it there because the girl sitting in front OF ME DID NOT HOLD THE COTTON ball in place and all I saw was blood like splash everywhere. There was basically like a ton of blood on her arm

and she was like, "Wo, cool, girl. What?" She said, "I don't like seeing other people's blood, but I like seeing my blood." What's wrong with you? Okay, Miss Mosquito. Sorry, I fell asleep as soon as I get home. Yeah. This is exactly what happens when somebody sees your text and doesn't want to talk to you. Sorry, I slept as soon as I got home. As soon as I set foot on my laminate floors, I passed out right then and there. That's why I couldn't text you back. That's cap. I'm not buying it. There is something called a little light aholic. Oh no, not the big light. Bro, we cannot have the big light

on. If I go to your house at night and you got the big light on, I'm leaving. I am an ambient light lover. Like, you got a sconce, a lamp, a little light for a reason. Like, turn them on. Stop turning the big lights on. AIN'T NOBODY WANT THEIR HOUSE TO FEEL like a gas station at 2 a.m. Like, turn that lamp on. How it feels switching apps to talk to the same person. Okay, we got one conversation going on here. And at this door, we got another conversation going on. This is literally me with all my friends. I talk to everybody through Instagram. Like, if my friends message me on Instagram, I will reply faster than I will get to their text. Like, for text, you got to wait 3 to five business

days. Instagram immediate responses and that's where we send all our memes. That's like a whole different conversation than the text conversation. It's like two different worlds. 10-year-old me for no reason. You know, why do we all do this? Literally, every time we see a face, the need to trace over it or just graffiti, random things in a textbook or a newspaper, you know, especially if you're like talking to somebody or talking on the phone or like listening to somebody talk, it just gives you an urge to doodle. You know, even if you've never drawn anything before in your life, and if there's a

pen and I have to listen to someone, I'm going to do a little doodle, a little scribble, if you will. I just accidentally closed the tab I intended to read 2 years ago. Oh, no. Ah, bro. I swear I was going to read it. Today was going to be the day that I read it. And then you click off and you'll never find that link again. It's no longer in your search history. It's gone. You know, if you weren't going to read it the past 2 years and I think it's time to let it go. The close tab can't hurt you anymore. That doesn't even rhyme. What the What am I singing? I'm on 3 hours of sleep.

You know, we keeping this low energy today. POV my mind when I eat other people's food. Who is seasoning their chicken in the sink? This is terrifying. I am not eating at anybody's house that I do not trust with my life. ALSO, WHO COOKING CAT? This has got to be an original experience. Girl, I have never dined at somebody's house, took a bite of something, and wondered if it is the meat of a household pet. Absolutely not. But like, anybody who does this needs to go to jail. No, no, NO. SOMEBODY'S DIRTY HANDS TOUCH MY FACE. Kill them. Oh, okay. Good. He's dead. Nope. You can't put your face. You can't put your

face on a pillow. Sleep on your back. Oh, bro. Not the girlfriend. No. The girlfriend and the boyfriend are the exception to this. But also, like, as somebody who had acne most of their life, this is so real. Like, do not touch my face. Like, I am so weird about things and people touching my face. Phones. No. If I talk on the phone, it'll be like this. If I sleep on an unknown pillow that's not my silk pillowcase, I got to sleep on the back of my head or sleep so that only my ear is on it. Also, do not touch my face. I don't care if you're French. You want to do a nice to meet you. Like, do not touch my face. I will break out. I finally cleared my skin. Thank you,

South Korea. I don't care if you just wash your hands. Like, do not touch my face. When you push on your eyes too hard, you know, what universe am I in? Like you just rub your eyes a little too hard and you in another dimension. I have a feeling this might be a symptom of being severely dehydrated cuz it doesn't always happen. It's always when you're dehydrated. Oh, reminder to drink up cuz I've been dehydrated all day. POV or cooking chicken. Wash hands. Wash arm. Wash the entire person. Yes. Make sure to get your face and your hair real good. I don't know what it is about cooking chicken, but every step of the way just feels filthy about raw chicken. I love chicken when it's cooked, but handling it raw, it

just feels gross. Like, nobody wants salmonella fingers. Not only the chicken, but the chicken tray also feels filthy. Like, I got to wash my hands in between every step. You know, there's people that do this and then people who wash their chicken and season it in the sink. Choose your fighter. Parents, as soon as somebody mentions the word stress. I AM SO STRESSED OUT. WHAT? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF STRESS. YOU'VE NEVER DONE A HOLIDAY WORK IN YOUR LIFE TO KNOW WHAT STRESS IS.

YEAH, THEY'RE LITERALLY gatekeeping stress. They invented stress by having you. They know all about it. Don't Don't even try to outstress them. This has got to be a universal experience where parents stress mugg you. Like, nobody's allowed to have more stress THAN ME. I AM STRESSED ALL THE TIME. YOU'RE JUST A KID, SO YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND. YEAH, IT'S ALWAYS you're just a kid. You don't understand. You don't have the burden of real adult stress. POV. When you're trying to sleep and you randomly think of something that needs to be Googled. No, you're not supposed to. When it's bedtime, you're in bed. You're not supposed to check your phone. Checking your phone will ruin your sleep. And if

it doesn't, congratulations. You must be God's favorite because if I pick up my phone and I look at it within an hour of sleeping, I will not be able to sleep. or I'll randomly wake up at 3:00 a.m. and I won't be able to sleep until 5:00 a.m. So, yes, phone in bed, no good. POV, you want to enter the bathroom, but you have food in your mouth. Yeah, absolutely not. This food is not going to make it into the room with the poo particles floating around cuz what if they get into my mouth and into the food I'm eating? Like, that's that's toilet air. Yeah, toilet air is a real thing and it's disgusting. Like, this is why you don't bring food into the bathroom. Even if you just walk in with a six piece

chicken nugget, there's something about the poo particles floating around in the air and they will attach onto the chicken and ruin it. This is very real, very relatable. No, smash that like button if you do not eat in a bathroom. I do not eat in a bathroom unless it's a party and it's very fancy and clean. I'll eat a French fry in a bathroom. I don't care. But in a public toilet, absolutely not. Me blocking randoms on my for you page cuz their video irritated me. Wait, what? People actually do this? You know when you're watching a random video and it gives you the option to pick interested or not interested? This dude just taking it to the next level. Like no, it's actually so bad. I'm blocking you so that we

never have the misfortune of interacting ever again. You won't be able to see me. I won't be able to see you. You know, I love the block button. It's like as soon as you click it, poof, you're gone. You don't exist in my universe anymore. Banished to the shadow realm. It's pretty awesome. Like I never understood why people take time out of their day to leave a nasty comment. Like literally just block. You hate something so much you never want to see it again and make it want to disappear. Block. Very effective. When your face ID won't work, so you got to pull this move. Yo, lock in real quick. And it never works with glasses for some reason. Like me as soon as I wake up out of bed like

lock in no one. iPhone for no reason. Oh, I wonder who that could be. Wait a second. No notifications. Why did you just vibrate then? Who's trying to reach me? What could it be? Like, who? Like, it's so suspicious. I was like, "Hey, you haven't checked me in a while." Huh? Just kidding. Like, does anyone have an explanation for this? Is my CIA agent trying to contact me? He's trying to send me a little message. Yeah, just to remind you that they're watching. when coloring is taking too long. So, I pull this move. Oh. Oh, okay. You know what? I let him cook. Someone cooked here.

You know, if only there was the paint bucket fill button in real life. Click the bucket to fill. Also, what are you filling in? Are you trying to color an entire poster board blue? This the kind of nonsense school projects got us up to anything besides using the chicken hand. Yeah. No. Once you touch the chicken, you can't touch anything else. This is a real thing. is it's making me feel seen cuz every time I handle chicken, I put on my lunch lady gloves and then I take off the gloves to season the chicken. I'm pretty sure it's illegal in most people's minds to handle raw chicken and then touch the lid of the seasoning.

Like, no, no, no, no, no, no. You got to open up the seasoning first, then touch the chicken, wash your hands, and then season. No, there will be no crosscontamination, no salmonella salt shaker. This is 100% valid. How I feel when instead of taking a screenshot, I end up turning off my phone. An en auntie unc. Yeah, cuz why do I feel so stupid? You know, it's got me feeling real funny ever since they combined all of these. Like you go to screenshot and then end up Oh, okay. Never mind. POV reading a recipe. 1 tbsp baking powder. Wait a second.

What did that say again? One tablespoon. It says tablespoon. TBSP. A tablespoon. Yes. Making sure. Yes. One tablespoon baking powder. I'm going to put it in. I'm going to put it in my recipe. It better say I'm I'm checking it. I checked it again. Santa made a list. He checked it once. He checked it twice. He checked it thrice. It still say tablespoon, right? No. Actually, it was baking soda. Did you really put baking powder, you stupid idiot? Baking powder? Literally me. I thought there's baking powder and baking soda. Also, what is the difference even? You know, it really helps me that they come in such

different containers. Like, baking soda is the one they put in the fridge, but also you sprinkle it on chicken wings to make them crispy. You sprinkle it on beef to make it more tender. How does that even make sense? And the baking powder is everything else. Baking powder is for the baking. Baking soda does doesn't even make sense. As a gamer, every time I go out and drink, it's like I pay for parking, I buy drinks, spend like hundred plus dollars. I'm like, dang, I really could have. That's at least three Fortnite skins. Two video games and stay at home and be comfortable. But no, I want to go touch grass and socialize. Huh? You know, you could socialize on the game with this.

Yeah, I did that for way too long. Now I go out and sometimes it's worth it. I thought she was going to say something else. I thought she was going to be like, "Well, that's at least 1 2 3 4 Fortnite skins. I could have bought a battle pass with the dinner money." But socializing in real life is very important. It's good to have friends in real life as well as on the game. The 20-year-old box getting ready to store the Christmas tree for another year. Help me. Go back into the box you came in. Oh, a box is a box. As long as you got duct tape, it's holding it in place. I am not paying $45 for one of these if I got a perfectly good box to fit my Christmas tree. I just got $550 worth of

groceries because we're not eating out in 2026. Except for today because I already did groceries. So, I can't do groceries and cook on the same day. Like, that doesn't You can't do both. Bro, you literally spent $500 on groceries. The whole point is to cook. No, we spent all day getting groceries. We don't have time to cook. You know, sometimes you just get so exhausted from the grocery shopping. Like you got to pick the things off the shelf, put them in the cart, pick them out of the cart, scan them, pay for them, bag the items,

and then take the bags, put it back in the cart, TAKE THE CART TO YOUR CAR, unload the groceries, and then when you go home, unload the groceries again from the car and into your fridge. It's a lot. I will say it's a lot. A serious effort was made. I think you deserve a little treat. Also, I'm going to tell you now, I don't think this is a very effective way of doing it. like buying a ton of groceries at the beginning of the week. Like, this is how things go bad. I actually go to the grocery store almost every day. I want to get food for today or for the next two days just so I'm not buying a ton of food and things don't go bad so I'm not wasting for dinner. Like, I'll just buy food for lunch and dinner

today and lunch and dinner tomorrow. Easy. When you're washing the dishes and START ITCHING EVERYWHERE LIKE I CAN'T I CAN'T ITCH THIS ITCH. MY EYEBALL, MY EYELASH, MY BELLY BUTTON. NO. There's nothing you could do about it. It's always when your hands are not available for itching, you get the most itches. Crazy how that works. POV, those mfers when you stutter. The other day I was like going to work and then and literally digital next whenever I stutter around him. I don't know what it is. Sometimes my brain just like malfunctions and I just start like stuttering random words. Especially when

I'm recording a video with him and I have to do my intro like six and a half times. I tried meal prepping and I ate all six meals in just one day. Diaries of a big back. I mean, hey, at least the meal prepping worked. Like, you meal prep for breakfast, breakfast, lunch, lunch, dinner, and dinner. Yay. Now, make more food next time. The size of my chicken breast after cutting off all the pieces that give me the ick. See, this is exactly my issue with chicken. Every time I'm cutting it up, there's always that one piece on the

breast where the breast and the tender can join. That's like slim away. That thing got to go. If it's not pure meat, it's got to go. But anyways, that's all for today. I hope you guys enjoyed this video. If you did, make sure to hit that like button and uh peace and subscribe to the Wolf Pack. I love you guys so much. Thanks for watching. Big eyes.