Hello animals. There's only two animals. Dude, you guys forgot to AFK. You morons. The lion does not concern himself. My gun disappeared. Stop. Where is it? Where are you? Where? Where is he? Behind the statue. Okay. This thing. I'm uh No, I WONDER WHERE HE IS. OH MY GOD. WHERE EVEN ARE YOU? KNOCK it off. You don't actually see me. Oh, where is SOMEONE BITE HIM? SOMEONE BITE HIM.
SOMEONE BITE HIM NOW. Do it now. GET HIM. DEFEND ME. LORD. I appreciate the sacrifice. That's okay. I mean, it took two of us for you to still die anyway. Um, sorry. My You're touching my belly. E. Oh, can you move that out of the way? I'll try. Oh, gross, dude. god. Oh my god. I've always wanted to do this to you. Look, THEY CAN'T. THEY OH MY GOD. Everybody just No. All right. Where can I hide? Where Okay. She won't be able to see me in here.
Uh-oh. I feel like she won't actually be able to find me over here. Hey, don't don't give away my spot. Dude, I'm not giving away your spot. She's looking over here. Am I dead? She won't see me behind here. I'm wondering. I can hear him, but I can't see him. Stop. Someone help. BITE HER. I'LL DISTRACT. I'll distract my face. All right. If I'm over here, don't give me away. Wait, you actually have a good spot.
All I see is I hope that's your tail wagging right there. I hope that's the back of you I'm looking at. Yes, sir. Here. We have an amazing spot. We have an amazing spot. Yeah. I get We are doing so good. Oh my god. She's right there. She's actually not going to see us, dude. Because you blend in with whatever the structure is. Yeah, I know. It's perfect. The airport is where the elephant blends in the most, dude. And I blend in inside of you. La. HEY, LOOK BEHIND YOU. LOOK BEHIND
How is Miles the best animal? We are totally the best. You lost to the giraffe and elephant. Danny Lord. Oh, Danny. HOW DID I DIE? HOW DID I DIE TO THE MISSILE and Albert didn't? I was like I'm like 2 feet tall. I am a I'm a snake. Yeah, you are, Jake. You're nasty. You got to reroll now. I need to grind harder. Hey, keeping on. There's a needle on my butt. Yeah, but getting me to jump. NO, HE GAVE ME TO JUMP OVER THAT. He's a speedy little guy. Oh, he's missing 5 seconds. Winter Park. Bro, I used to live in Winter Park, Orlando. Oh my god.
Everyone put that in your video. Tell us the exact I want to be a snowboard. LORD. I'M SCREWED. Look how slow I go. Here, pick me up. Carry me. Stop it. This lame animal can't do anything, dude. Sorry. The noise you make. It's so pathetic. Stop laughing at me. It's over there. Steady, steady, dude. I can hide up here. He'll literally never find me up here. Oh yeah, he'll never find you. What about now?
No. Look, I can hide under your foot. I can hide between your toes. I'm so low little Why are you making that noise? That's so gross. I'm a flapping fish. E. It's like you're slurping. Oh, here it comes. Here he comes. Over here. I'm over here. Victory is mine. What did you say? OH MY GOD. I'M just enjoying the game. That was so fun. Bro, they made me a fish. That sucks. Where's I'm hearing something over here. I just Don't worry, my little children. I will protect you.
Danny. Mama. You're safe with me. Dude, you're going to give birth to me. Push, Miles. Push. There's no one here. Wait, wait, wait. CATCH IT. IT'S A baby. What happened? He looks incorrect. Let us DISPOSE OF HIM. DISPOSE OF THE INCORRECT. He's incorrect. Bro, they just aborted me. I think regardless of how you came out, it was God's plan for you to be that way and then taken away in life. Yeah, that was God's plan. God's plan to be removed for being incorrect. Thank you, God. Yeah, he's a real one. What a G.
I want to be there. I am. You're a little extra. LOOK AT YOU. OH my god. I'm a big fan. Guess what I am? Oh, you're a flamingo. Flopping fish. You're nothing but a Ew, the noise. Why are you slurping on it every time you walk? That's just how I do it. He just slurp. Oh my god. Come on. I saw you guys just obliterated immediately. Look at him shooting that fish. Let's uh What am I gonna be? What Oh no.
Uhoh. Hey, one for the road. Hello animals. Is that a poly? Don't look at me. I'm so cute to kill. That's so pathetic. You're pathetic. You're nothing. Roly poly. I'm such a big fan. What's up, flamingo? I don't want to kill you for years. Oh, I'm part of the exhibit. Oh, okay. All right. I'm calling on the military. Hey. WHO'S UP THERE? EVERYONE'S UP THERE. HEY, PLEASE. I'm going to mass shoot you. There's someone inside of you. I have to get him out.
Raleigh poly. Ry. Albert. There's a goose over here. It's real over here. I'm an extension. I'm an extension of him. Don't do it. No extending. Hey, how did I not see you? HEY, WHO ARE YOU? I SEE YOU. WHERE'S THE OTHER ANIMAL? NO, BIG DUDE. WHATEVER. I didn't even care. Can you press E as the kangaroo and listen to what it sounds like? You can fly so high as a goose. Just like real life. Look how high. Look how perfect I am at hiding.
OH MY GOD. DON'T LOOK IN the tree. Don't look in How's my tail feel on your face? M. Slap it a bit more. Some type of fish. That's like one of those deep very deep sea fishes that are ugly. You got me done in last time. You literally You said this for Was it cuz you said this? I got this. Are you serious? Yeah. I got I didn't Roblox every Roblox. OH MY GOD. That's how you evade. You can say anything you want to anyone as long as you leave. NO. SHINING LIZARD. The shining lizard. I am shining lizard now.
It looks beautiful. You a nice glow up. Shining. Hey guys, it's me, Shining Lizard. I'm an upcoming YouTuber. I hope I get a lizard. Oh, look. I'm a lizard now. I'm a lizard. That's my I'm below you, noob. I'm a lizard. Dude, stop. It's me, your friend. Shining lizard, dude. Let's all be ants. Let's all be I'm going to be ant is going to be huge play. camping reminding. We haven't done playground either though, too. Yo, I'm not allowed there. I'm an ant. I'm a little bitty ant. I hear voices. I DON'T OVER HERE.
OH, that's not fair at all. Zebra. I'm nothing but a zebra. Wait, dude. Look, I can blend in with this. You're like a fat zebra. No, if you crouch it. Wo, I truncated. Look, I can truncate. What does that word mean? See what I just did? Why did I remember our policies? You can't say truncated, by the way. Don't say that. ROBLOX ISN'T RESPECT. I'M STILL STANDING. What are you doing? I'm gripping your ish. Look at him from the front view. Remember our policies. I'M SO SORRY, JACOB. Don't grip it anymore.
Don't say the word grip. They know what you're talking about. 130ear loan, please. Oh, this is that YouTuber you guys always talk to me about. I'm Shining Lizard, though, remember? Oh my god. Hey little ant. You're so cute. Get it. Hop in there. Or I mean, that was way too violent, bro. Sorry, dude. Oh my god. Whatever. He'll never get us up here. I'll be fine. Dude, look. He'll never find us. Wait, this is actually perfect. You pre You blended in, too.
I've evolved into doing that. I'm afraid to jump into this. I'm going to fall. Dude, you can do this. I swear on my life you Oh. Uh-oh. Oh my god. He shot me. No. You gave away MY SPOT. YOU GAVE AWAY MY SPAWN DOWN. SORRY. It's It's over. Just close your eyes. I'm sorry. Shining lizard. Get the spider. Get the Yeah. Get the spider. Yeah. If everyone's spider, who's going to be zookeeper?
Oh, this is perfect for spiders. Uhoh. I'm the zookeeper. I got scammed out of a spider. I hate spiders. Oh, it's the new guy. No, please. I hate you, spider. Where are spiders? No. I hate spiders. No. Please. I love you. Goodbye spiders. Oh, actually I got spiders. AH, SPIDER. One more spider. Hey, I see you spider. No, no, no, no. Please. I can. Oh, I'm slithering. I'm slithering up in here.
Slither up in here. I'm slithering down the stairs. I'm scared. I'm I'm slithering. Scared. I'm slithering. I'm so slithery. I'm sleepy. Shut up. If we're really quiet, HE WON'T SEE US. I CAN'T POSSIBLY get all of you. Who's this little slippery? Yeah. I can't fit through the door. I CAN'T OH, I can't fit. It's not going to work. Let's try the other entrance. All right. Let's try the other door. No. Come on. YOU CAN MAKE IT IN.
OH MY GOD. OH, WAIT. I CAN MAKE IT IN. I CAN MAKE IT IN NOW. Thank you for the help. Uh, I'm going to use the exit. I'm going to use the exit now. You can't fit through that. Can you help me out with the exit? Oh, yeah, sure. Here. Give me like a 5second head start. All right. Oh, wait. Can you help me out with this exit right here? I want to hide in here, but I Oh, here. Oh, uh, I mean, okay. E, there's a fish over there. Who's that?
Dude, you got to stop trying to fit in things you don't fit in. Wait, can you uh can you open uh this cage up? You'll never fit in. No. Why would you do that? I was the best animal. I was the best animal you've ever seen. Him to shoot. I was the best animal you had ever seen. What makes you the best? I You didn't even survive. He gave everyone away. What noise do I make? Oh my god. I didn't know we could go upstairs. Me neither. He doesn't know. He doesn't He's going to shoot the rocket.
Jack, I see you. Stay strong. How did you do that? OH. Oh my god. This is the last map we haven't done, I think. Great. Oh, great. Wait, can you climb this? Dude, he might actually just never notice me up here. Lol. Lord, lol. Lord. He's literally never going to find me up here. As long as no one of these morons give away my spot, I'm fine. Oh my god. If he jumps, he might be able to see me. As long as he doesn't shoot the rock wall, I might actually win. La. Oh, don't go over there. Don't go over there, cuz you might see my horn. He might see my horn, dude. He might be too distracted to actually get me. OH NO.
OH, HE JUST BARELY MISSED THIS. He just barely missed it. Oh my god. Oh my god, dude. I'm safe. La. Oh no. I can't believe that worked. That was awesome. Get up there. I didn't know you could get up there. You can go. You can climb up there. You almost shot it with your rocket. Oh, really? Dang. I would have been so screwed. Hey, has anyone ever told you sound like Albert from Flamingo? No, they usually uh call me Shining Lizard, though.
Oh, sorry. My bad. Yeah, it's okay.
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