This is January 2014. Are you guys ready to be back in the murder maze? YEAH. NO. MY MONEY. Quit around. Larry, can you hurry up? We got to do the intro. OH MY GOD. HE'S SYSTEMATICALLY TURNING HIS Jesus Christ. It's Jason. It's taking us way too long in this intro. I've been RECORDING FOR AN HOUR. LOU, take my [__] culture off your body. Nope. Culture appropriation. You His culture is not your costume.
No, no, no, no, no, no. That's worse. That's racist, actually. Am I playing? Wow. Stereotypes, too. Wow. Lou, I don't go around. Attention Walmart shoppers. We have discount on sale. I don't go around saying that. That's so offensive. Brian, the number is 18447243737. That's ICE. So if you want to call them. Yeah. I got us. There you go. How do you change your clothes? Like this. Hold the back button. Go to appearance and change if you have outfits. Oh [__] Oh god. I press Oh god.
What did you mean? Dude, he has an invisible outfit. That's badass. I'm gone. Stepped outside for two seconds. I'm trying to ass. Where is he? All right. What are we doing today? Murder maid. What are we doing? We could. She's never done it before. We're waiting for everybody to get together. No. Yeah. Little [__] That's what I thought. Surprise, [__] How do you GET BEHIND ME? AIM AT MY face right here, Plaza. Aim at my face right here. Come here.
What the [__] Wait, did you see my man? You might want to save action replay. Steal that. You might want to save that. I actually didn't see it. I hate this guy. Let's go gambling. It's all pasta ever wants to [__] do in this game. She thinks this game's like a casino simulator. Pasta, have you seen the maze? Hasn't seen Pasta hasn't seen anything that's not the casino or like where we've taken her. You took my ride, you'll be on a slab soon, [__] Cat's worth money.
Damn. [__] is a GTA Jew. Cuz he sees any money on the map and just [__] a Yarmaka spawns on his head. His eyes. Let's see if action replay just in case. Dude, shut up. We got a nice shot of Louis killing him. Great Yamaga on his head. Evan sends his editor 1 hour of footage for 5 hours of action replays. Thank you for dropping me off here, Lou. I appreciate it. There's your Tinder date right there. I really appreciate it. Are you trying to What are you doing?
Damn, dude. It's not worth it. What are we doing right now? That's not Oh, you Jesus. Look at that monster truck. Just two proud Americans. Mr. boys here playing a maze with our friends. It's called the vibrator. Oh, the lure. Look at this. Look at this cop. Look at What is he doing? Is he okay? No, he's he's giving up. Oh, where's he going? Oh my god. Don't What the [__] is he doing? Okay. He's He got out. I GOT BACK IN. WHAT I HIT? Is this guy just going to chill there or what?
No, he's Oh, I'm standing on him. He's going to arrest me. Let's get this going. Pasta, get your knife out and make your way into the middle of the maze first. Wait, what? Okay. What are you talking about? Run in there. Get into the center circle thing. JESUS CHRIST. DON'T [__] with me. So, I just got to find y'all. Do I have to give you like um Louis going to explain to you? We're going to do a nice little intro for you. Yeah. You're going to scream the explanation like it's 2015. Louis, you going to explain or what?
Yeah, but we're waiting for Terrazer. All right. Is everybody ready? Evan, do you guys want to all right first? All right. Oh, you [__] [__] Yeah. [__] kill him. Come back and try again, you [__] [__] ALL RIGHT. JESUS. THERE IT IS. There's my Asian guy. There he is. is right there. All right, come on. We're going to hurry up. All right, welcome to the murder maze. Are you ready to BE AMAZED, COSTA? JESUS CHRIST. That was God. Murder maze. I just got my camera angled to where I can see everybody. Did you [__] do that?
What's in your mouth? Sunflower seeds. I haven't had nicotine in like a week and a half, so I'm just trying to Oh, dude. What you What did you just say, man? What the [__] What did you just I haven't had nicotine in week and right. This is January 2014. Are you guys ready to be back in the murder maze? YEAH. This feels like 2014. Sorry about that. Actually, that was actually really good. Okay, I won't do it. It wouldn't be funny if I did it now. Dude, you're setting it up to be funny again. Shut up.
I'm not. Yeah. Okay. One sec. Someone's annoying me here. Are you really the beep that? Yes. What the [__] Where are you going? Drive it really far away. You know what would be really funny? If right now it went into a segment of just a cinematic of Brian driving that car for like 7 minutes straight. The rest of the video is just like a calm, relaxing Brian driving, playing Phil Collins. right. Can we [__] do this [__] You want toing talk, you dumb [__] Well, don't call me the n word, Whatever you want me to say it, just say [__] ass and then I'll say it.
You know what I'm saying? I'll make it very shut up, black cracker. Don't worry, I got him. It's not funny now. See, nobody laughs. go a [__] minivan in the background. This is perfect. This is YouTube gold. Go. OH, Brian got the soundboard. All right, is everybody ready? Yes. Are you really ready? Yeah. Be quiet. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME BACK TO OKAY, timer started. Go. All right. Welcome to Murder Maze. Wait, wait, wait.
Is it first person? First person camera. 15 seconds, guys. This way. Oh [__] I'm lost. Spin out. 15 seconds. Wait. IT'S JUST GREEN EVERYWHERE. I'M COMING. EVAN, HIT ME in the face again. Okay. Can you guys fight back? Wait. I hear her. It's just Go, go, go, go, go. Are we like these weapons? No. No. No way. And I'm coming. I'm Kuni. You said no weapons, right? It was an accident. Okay. Y'all better not Yeah. Y'all better not be moving around.
This is actually a record moving around. That's the whole point. I don't see y'all. Just follow me. We've done this for 13 years. Wait. You play this like a lot? Yeah. You guys follow me. Okay. Come on. You guys are cheating. What is happening? There's an explosion. I don't even know how to get out. What is happening? We can't leave the borders, though. We have We're inside. We're inside, but we can't leave the borders. You guys You SCATTER, SCATTER, SCATTER. WHERE ARE WE?
You I was trying to take him to the casino. Oh, if you started at the casino without me, do you know how I would throw my computer out the window? I'd be so pissed off. That was seeing your dumb ass run around looking for us. Was our acting convincing? That was the worst acting ever. [__] believable. All right, it was actually believable. I doubted myself. Guys, come over here. Ow, you stepped on my hand. Go, go, go. Oh [__] Oh [__] Are we going right now? All right. Welcome to Murder Maze. We got to be in first person, huh?
Set a timer for 30 seconds. Why are you leaving your computer? Hey, Siri, can you count to 30? I got to make it to 22. Hold on. I'm going with you guys. You in first person? Yeah, I am. All right, we're together. Look, she can't get all of us. I'll let you know if I see anything. Why are there flies around you? Cuz I'm the [__] Y'all better not be cheating. We're not cheating.
Okay, you promise. I hear footsteps, guys. I might have a long day winner. How may I build her? Wait, Evan, did you see her? What happened? I can't [__] find y'all. Well, we're in here. I promise. I'm in here. PROMISE. Where's she at? I lost her. The [__] is that? Nobody died yet. I died. YOU DID HER AND SHE FOUND ME AGAIN. NO, SHE'S DIRTY, [__] You were on the other side of one of the hedges and she Are you playing a video game on your phone?
I'm flying a drone for an aerial view. How you do that? I bought it. How do you buy a drone? I forget. All right. Well, now I need you to send me your footage cuz I [__] heard a drone. I was wondering what that was. Evan's still even in the maze. That man fell asleep. Yeah, [__] [__] I'm here. Excuse me. Call me a [__] ass. He's on it. I saw pasta run by me twice. Three times now. Why did you run? What? Cuz I was calling Lamar. Just there. I was balls deep in menus. I couldn't get out of him. I mean, she one stabbed me anyway.
There's a little bird man. Where'd he go? Where did he go? Where I'm long gone, [__] Holy [__] You shook the [__] out of her. Yes, she did. Oh, he did. All right, Marcel, I'll give you another $10. Give me a clue. You are within 20 ft of Evan. Brian. Yeah. Whoever survives, they get to pull OUT THEIR KNIFE NOW. GOD DAMN IT. [__] OH, OKAY. You are now 30 ft within Evan. You're getting colder.
Stop way. Don't fixate on Evan. Getting hints about me. Don't fixate Evan. She asked. She stopped and looked at me when she was within 20 ft. BRIAN, BRIAN, BRIAN, BRIAN, BRIAN, I'M COMING. Help me. BRIAN, help me. We lost her. Sh. Listen. Whoever survives takes out. I agree. Barely a spectator pasta. Come on. Brian, run. Come on. Hurry. Wait. How the [__] that just happened?
Come on. These two are like Scooby-Doo running by each other. Jesus, right, Charles? What the [__] I don't hear any of y'all. They're in the me. I promise they're not moving, but I see them. Walk away from me, Brian, a little bit. Oh my dick. I just finally got an angle. I'm going passive mode. I'm bouncing mode. I'm bouncing. I've just finally GOT A SPELL WHERE I can [__] see this dog [__] I You are a [__] I CAN'T STOP VLOATING. WHO SAID DAMN IT? Why did she die? The cops killed me. Who said damn it? That's how Friday the 13 movie should have ended. Ryan, I can hear your footsteps.
I can hear yours. You're going the wrong way. No hit. WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, BRIAN? BRON It scared me. It scared my breath out of my esophagus. Yeah, you can't. That was fun. Y'all, I just want to say this game is fun. You guys made it fun today. It was murder. Yeah, the part where you ran around the maze when none of us were in there for like I saw fun though. It was good. And then we had uh and then uh and now gambling. Great. Got to spin the wheel. You couldn't name more than one other thing we did cuz we have done nothing otherwise. And that, ladies and gentlemen, was another GTA video. Wow, WASN'T THAT GOOD?
NICE TRY. NICE TRY, [__] How you say you killed me still? I didn't say you killed me. [__] your ass. What's cracking, fool? Sorry homie. My guys is MIA right now. Give me a call when you made up that tiny, dude. But he was waiting in the bush and you have a big ass prompat that says wild cat went off the radar. So sneaky, bro. What are you talking about? That [__] car. I dare you. Come here. Get out of that [__] car. Oh, man. Come on. Oh man. Hey, come out of the car. Go ahead. I don't even I'm stunned. Go ahead and come out of the car. Hold on, guys. Have you seen panos?
Off the radar. I'm looking at the car. You just bust the window open. We see you and then explode. Nailed it. OH MY GOD. KIND OF I hit the top of it. Oh, hey. Audio. Why did I spawn on top of it with the rocket launcher? I was aiming at you with the rocket launcher and you jumped off. I'm like, "Oh, [__] I missed my opportunity." Then you spawn right next to me. Okay, I got one off. Okay. You really I think it was going to blow up if I shot your hand. Not the actual C4. What? I don't know what it is about Louis. He dude your thing doesn't sound like him at all, but it's just funny.
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