Learning to Walk Again in a Hilarious Physics Game

Get up, BOY. GET UP. [screaming] GET UP. OH, my hands work, but I can't feel my legs. This isn't even a hospital. This is my house. Oh no. WHAT'S UP, EDUC? IT'S YOUR BOY FIJI. And today we are playing Floppy Fish. This is a game called Baby Steps because this man, I guess, forgot how to walk. I don't know. Um, yeah, I know. I've left you guys and you're probably upset with me. Uh, it's because I've been working really hard on our new book, FGTV, The Big Shrink. Uh, March 3rd is when it comes out. I'm just kidding.

That's not why. cuz I've been trying to practice how to stand on one leg for a extended period of time and I wasn't very good at it. And let's just get right to it. This Did he just curse? Uhoh. You're okay. I have been trying to find funny clean games to play and apparently this is not even one of them. What's your name, son? I'm Nate. Knight. Good to meet you. Uh, yeah. It's just What's this? I is are if I can I go? This is so awkward. Leave. Are you going to stop me?

No. Oh, of course not. Okay, then I'm just going to head out. It's nice to meet you. Okay. WAIT. AFTER I CHANGED MY MIND, CAN WE BE FRIENDS? I can learn HOW TO SWIM ON THE GRASS. WHY IS HE BUILT LIKE THIS? THIS IS so weird. GET OFF, DUDE. THIS is Sorry. What am I playing? No. In front. Yes. No. Left forward. Stop. Right forward. Stop. So, it's really just a lot of focusing. We got Okay. Yeah. See? Are you trying to jump start a motorbikeing ding? Stop crying about it, buddy. Get up. This is so weird. I'll be honest. The one game I'm really looking forward to this year is Bible Gate Zero. That's what I'm going to come back on here

and I'm going to play that a lot. I just will. And hopefully Jesus saves this guy because he's starting to look demonically possessed. Come on. No, no, no, no, no. Does your butt itch? Come on, dude. Oh my goodness. Wait, dude. I MIGHT BE MOSES. There's like fire burning on the mountain. Wait up then. Jim. Yeah. No, I remember from the cave. Yeah. No, I uh we got off on the wrong foot. Let's just cut straight to the good stuff. And we get off on the wrong foot. Take a minute. I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just trying to get you some shoes.

Um, your feet. I don't. Yeah, that's how I like it. I just do your feet. Just toilet. Sorry. I just need to pee. How badly? Just normal. Bad. How badly? Strong kidneys. Yeah, just go behind this bush. I'll wait. I got I went away. Yeah. No, you don't want me watching. You can watch. What? Let's just catch up to you. Don't hold it in, mate. It's not healthy. Yeah. Mhm. Yeah. Like we say goodbye around here.

Yeah. Like goodbye. Do people really say goodbye like that? Hold on. We got to figure this out. Hur. It's huru as a way to say goodbye in Australia. Huru. I'm not. No, that's not catching on in the States. It's just not. But yo, we got to go see what this fire is. YO, I'M ZOOMING NOW. WAIT, I GOT IT. I'M so good. And then I spoke. GET UP, BUDDY. WHAT? Bigfoot is nearby. Wait a second. Do you HEAR THAT? BIGFOOT. [screaming] MY biggest gameplay failure is that I never got Bigfoot from finding Bigfoot.

It was always so hard. They made the game too hard. Oh yes. Come on. Get over. That works. Yes. Like that. But do it on the ground. Just like that. But do it on the ground. Nope. I'm so good. Don't. Oh god, forgive me. This is so weird, bro. Nope. I don't want that. I don't want that view. All right. What's interesting is that we know that Moses can't talk well and this guy can't walk well. Left, right, left, right, left.

No, dude. Just like body slam his own butt. How did you even do that? Here we go. All right. Don't. Nope. Bro, wait. That was how Sean goes down his stairs. Stop it. Are you a fan of funnel vision? Nope. That was not it. No. No one doesn't like Sean. Come on, buddy. We're so close. Oh, it's a giant candle. Okay, this way. We got this. Come on. Yes. Come on. Get that leg up there. You don't have this. No. How do you get No. Yes. No.

Yet. No. Yet. Oh, he's sleeping. He's tired. That's not He cannot lift his leg very good. You got to itch. Okay. He's itching. You done? Is this a waterfall? I think I have to probably go on the wood. Come on. No. I can't get up the mountain. I can't climb up the river. Nope. Not doing that. No, no, no. Don't slide down. We cannot afford to slide down. Yes. WE'RE GOING. That was fun. Like, I just want to roll down. Like, I just want to turn into a Sonic the Hedgehog and then roll down this hill. Like, you ready? And go.

Bro, this is what Okay, I found a tent. Okay, now how much you want to bet there's gonna be nothing here. Like nothing worth exploring. Oh, a guy. I was wrong. What is the point of boy there? Like we're at sea. Oh, yeah. I was hoping that you might be a shoes uh kind of a shoe salesman. All right, chief. You want uh got any interest in some shoes? Yeah, I love those. You want one? Those give me uh No, sorry. You got um no shoes. Yeah, right now I'm on the no shoes, but 12 size is the size of my feet. That I can see your feet because you're not wearing any shoes.

No, I Well, so I see these shoes you have. They seem a little big, dude. I did not realize how big those shoes were. They're too big for you. Like, I'll take it. Like, it might be funny. No, can't do it. Okay. Oh, we're doing it. There better be something good at the bottom of this mountain. Let's hurry it up. Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop. I want to see THE PONY. WAIT, I WANT TO SEE THE PONY. I'm not going to be able to get up. Nope. And I'm never fulfilling the fire on the mountain prophecy. And luckily, at the bottom in this mud pit, there are stairs to get

out. That's convenient. Let's hope I can actually climb it because it seems like I won't be able to. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you kidding me? Oh, what? This hole used to be dry. mate. Did you pee in the hole? Did you pee in this hole and now it's like too muddy and too slippery to get out of and you're stuck? And you're too proud to call for me. Is that what's happened here? Is that what I'm looking at? True. I didn't pee. It's just wet. It was a stream. It's obviously not pee.

This is when I said go and pee anywhere. I didn't mean here. This was a nice dry hole. This is so weird, bro. It started wet. I wouldn't be in it. Let's uh let's go. Thank you, sir. We've got this cuz I'm a professional. See, see. Where did he go? Dang it. He's gone. He's so creepy, that guy. Ooh, the horse. Come on. Over. Yes. Crap. No. Almost. Okay, we're Oh, that I know that hurt. That is so creepy. I can swim.

Yes, this is floppy fish. That's pretty cool. I can get along faster in water. See, this game is kind of the reason why I didn't want to play Hello Neighbor 3. There's too much room. This world is too big. There's nothing happening. I need an objective. I need instant gratification. But instead, I've got this guy. I've done I tried. Dude, I can back. Okay, Dude, the back broke. I didn't know that. Oh, yes. Come on. Yes. Mozzarella. I have a better chance of making this toy walk across my office to grab this book. Let's do it. Check this out. Put

the book right there. All right. Get a little picture right here going. Uh, upload this picture. Game room. Create. [screaming] There I go. Why am I so tall? Get the book. Go get the book. No. This way. This is not a good game. Jump up. Get the Why does my wife look SO SCARED? I CLIPPED THROUGH THE WALL. I'M IN ANOTHER ROOM. How did I clip through the wall? Wait. No. Go back. Go. Go back. Turn. No. I lost it. I lost the book. I guess I can't even get the book. Oh my goodness. Uh, guys, this is the future of gaming. I just created this game with one photo.

All I can do is jump, though. That's it. Uh, I lost my book though, so I failed at it. Wait, wait, let's actually try that again. Tiny main character. Modify. This is labs.google. Project Genie. This is like going to be the future of gaming where you'll probably be able to make actually good games with prompts. Right now, this is like brand new, so it's a little wonky. But don't stay tuned cuz I'm going to go into Roblox right after this. I just really want to try this. I figured I would play this on Roblox. Slippery stairs since that's basically what the last game was.

Here it is. Okay, now I'm a policeman. Whatever, bro. Like, okay. Do I have any special moves? No. Can I shoot? Can I fire? No. Get the book. It doesn't even look like the book. My wife is now gone. Hey, at least I'm not clipping through the wall. Dude, where's my YouTube plaques? They removed it. That's not the kind of green screen that I have. Where's my desk? I just disappeared. All right. Well, as you can see, we have a long ways before AI can take over. Come on. We got to get up. We got Yes. I'm on the desk. Yes. Get the book. Look down. No. See, look. That is pretty cool, though. All right. Come on. All right. Jump on the book to capture it. Why is it? Yes. I was going to see if I could jump up to the computers. And that's it. It only

gives you 60 seconds to play. All right. We're done. We're done with this AI slop and we're doing Roblox. I know a lot of you guys hate AI, but seriously, like if you can just make your own video game like this, that's cool. Okay, cuz All right, I'm [clears throat] sorry, but this is not cool. What if we could create a new world? a candy store filled with slime oranges and have three eyeballs and the character can be a dinosaur made out of cardboard boxes. All right, let's see how long this is going to be. 13 seconds to create a video game. Look at this. And I can turn it. Where's the slimes at?

There they are. GET THEM. GET OH, I CAN jump up on them. Can I jump over, dude? And I could jump over. Look at this. I'm controlling my left and right. And then if I scroll up, I can see the whole candy store. Wait, wait a second. I just walked over there. Now there's a barricade. It's like it forgot what was over there before. Wait, are the orange slimes still there? They're still here. And then my game time is up. It only gives you 60 seconds. Okay, one more. One more and then I'll go try to find a Roblox game. The character is Brain Rot Spongebob with Patrick Star bottoms and huge claw muscles. Like, is it going to know how to do that? I know people will be hating on AI, but it's not going

anywhere. Oh my goodness. If that's the brain ride, just give him an actual brain. I want like a pew or something. How is this going to actually look? Oh my good. And look, I'M CONTROLLING THIS. OH, [screaming] THE EYE. THAT'S so creepy. So, let me see. So, that Let's see if I turn Oh, is that like the little Scooby-Doo bus? If I turn around and turn back if this huge statue and bus thing will still be there. Ready? Hello, Spongebob. And okay, it's still And it's still there. So, like sometimes it remembers it, but there's no people around. Like, that's kind of lame. I'm looking for life. So, like I can jump. Oh, correct.

Dude, I'm flying. DUDE, SPONGEBOB IS ACTUALLY FLYING. FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY. I could fly up higher than the coaster. I couldn't do that with the policeman. And then my game time is up. Bro, the future is scary. The future is mad scary. Like, what would happen? Hold on. What if I make this the game world? This be like FGTV game world. Stickman attack green screen world. Three, two, dude. I'm gone, dude. There's my stickman. But like, where am I? NO. It's kind of cool though. But like, no. Like, where am I, dude? You just can't remove me like this. Did I turn into this little stick man? Oh, dude. Look at him. He's got like a triple jump. One,

two, three. Wait. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8. I'm at the light at the ceiling. Oh my goodness, that is so cool. Escape this. I want to redo that one. Big headman world. Let's call it that instead of green screen. That way maybe I can stay in the game. What the No, I'm gone, dude. Is that my outlet? Wait, I get two people. Wait. Oh, yes. I can't get over now. WHAT'S OVER HERE? WHOA. OH, THIS IS ALL RIGHT. THAT'S kind of cool. What the What is that plugged into? Jump over. Can this guy come visit us? What's over here? Anything? Nothing. Wait, I lost my other guy. I just realized, dude, I'm coming back for you.

Oh my gosh, he disappeared. And now the plug switched sides. Wait, this is like a This actually feels like it could be like some weird game. This guy. Come on. Can we like rejoin? No, I killed him. guy with headphones and black hat. AI is for sure targeting me and I'm going to be the first one to go when it TAKES OVER. WAIT, SO like where's the character? Am I going to still be there? Yo, what do I look what am I WEARING? LIAR. I HAVE ON SHORTS AND THEY'RE WHITE.

FGTV duds. Bro, this is so weird. Hey, that is not an FGTV shirt, dude. Okay, I can't walk through the wall. But what if I turn away and then back up? Then I can walk through the wall. I can make the wall as long as I want. What is behind me now? Oh man, my time is up. A DOOR. A DOOR WAS THERE. All right. Sorry, I'm having too much fun. Like scary worm tower. Okay, fine. It's got 2.9,000 players. Like, this better be good. Uh-oh. Oh, the worm. He ain't no match for Baggo. He no match for a BAG OF OLD BEANS. HE SEES ME. OKAY, that was actually scary. He's clipping. He's clipping through the wall. He's clipping

through the wall. Wait, wait, wait. Let's Let's screenshot this. No, no, wait. Okay, ready. And screenshot. Okay, I screenshotted it. NO. NOW I'M DEAD. X. NO, [screaming] I DIED. WAIT, how'd you guys get boxes? I screenshotted cuz I want to see what would happen if I turned that into a game. killer worms. And what, dude? Wait, where am I? Wait, who am I? I'M THIS GUY. YO, IT'S ACTUALLY WORKING. And of course, I fumbled it. Bro, this is actually good. Wait, this is actually good. Eat me. It doesn't know how to eat me, though. Wait, why is this good? Wait, wait, why was this actually No, I'm clipping. Clip. Jump. Okay. Wait, why was that actually good? Like what

would be at the top? I'm not going to make it. Okay, there's a This is Squid Games type stairs now. I wish it gave you longer than 60 seconds. And now there's a second tower. What's around here? What's up? How far? How high does it go? How high? THERE'S ANOTHER ONE WAITING. DUDE, that I'm not going to lie, that was actually really good. I didn't expect that. Wow, dude. I'm telling you. Hey, AI all you want. They're going to be making our video games in the future. Help, guys. Help. Okay, guys. Go. Guys, go. Gods go. We glitched him in the wall. How high does this go? Wait, he was glitched. Oh, I won. But now this

isn't fun. Did he just bite me? No, he restarted. Oh. How do you beat the game? Oh, there's one up there. Wait, there's multiples. There's multiples. No. How am I going to get past him? He's so bey. Is he dead? Maybe he's dead. He's probably dead. HE'S DEFINITELY DEAD. HE'S NOT DEAD. DOES THIS JUST KEEP going forever? Oh, I got this. Yeah, BRO. I'M I'M NOT PLAYING THIS. LOOK HOW HIGH IT GOES. Could we play the cover of the new book? All right. What the That's me. Who is this guy?

Save me, SIR. SAVE ME. I'm in your palm. Crush me. Like, where did my book cover go? Like, why do I look like this? There's the crystal. They're robots. They're battling. They're trying to get the crystal. They're actually slowly moving. Okay. Again. No. Why do I have a psychic? This is like me and Sean or me and Chase when we used to play games. That's pretty cool, though. Oh, the popcorn just moved. Look at to feel the popcorn. Wait, what happened to the book cover? Where's my backwards hat? Okay, we got a couple more years to go. Wait, WHY IS THIS [screaming] GUY STILL HERE?

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU were still here, buddy. Lost my cup at the carnival. Bring to fire tower. Cup. Looking for my cup. Can't find my cup. Yo, cup. What's up? There's no way, dude. That is the cup. How do I get up there? No, not like that. Wait. Oh my goodness. No. Not funny. No, it's not. Okay. Wait. No. Come on, buddy. Don't be a knuckle drager now. I totally want to keep playing this. Okay. We got this. Don't stay. [screaming] GO. YOU GOOD. M. DUDE, I'm going to have no toenails by the time I'm done. or kneecaps.

I please don't. No, I'm going to fall. DO IT. [screaming] I DID IT. Please go get the cup. GO. That was it. Just go slow. So it is kind of slippery. Of course it How is it mushy up here? OH [screaming] YEAH. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I can't REACH IT. I CAN'T REACH YOU. I CAN'T REACH IT. Stop playing, duds. It is not the time to be corny. [screaming] Hey, get it. Oh, goodness gracious, boys. Hop. Left, right, left. Come on, boys. We've got a huge Oh, no. You can lose it. Oh, I was about to say there's no.

OH, COME. OH. OH, NO. I'm I'm pressing K. Okay. Marching through the wood and how I got my cup. Oh, how I wish I could give up. But there are probably 20% of people that initially clicked on this video still watching to watch me finish. Why are you guys still here? Don't lose it. Please don't lose it. Please don't slide. Okay, Sean. We're not doing Sean's stairs. Not too bad. Okay, I MADE IT UP. BUT I WASN'T EVEN TRYING. HEY, CAMP. FINALLY. THIRSTY. What are you going to do? Eat the wax candle? Don't do it, bro. No. Oo. Oh my god.

It's not wild honey. Okay. John the wackist. You're John the Wack Fay. What do you sniff? Cauldron. I can't believe I made it up. See, now that I know how to use my feet. No, don't. No. What's he drinking, dude? Wax soup. You drinking soup? Wax? You drinking swax? You drinking whoops, [snorts] bro. Okay, good. It was just like a little Oh, hey, another newbie. Oh, hey. Oh, yeah. Look at this. Look, this is uh this is, you know, I got this map. It's got everything on it. Give it to me.

Yeah, baby. I uh No, no, no. Sorry. It's just that we talked about uh and he we decided mutually I shouldn't have a map. Oh, yeah. No. Uh we were talking. My name's Mike, by the way. I'm Nate Woo. Oh, wait. Huru. Okay. Wow. I still have my cup thankfully. So, do I have a map? M. No, I don't have a map. I feel like this was made designed after someone that I know in real life. Come on. Where is the watch fire tower? Wait, I need to be careful, bro. It's all the way over there. There's no way I'm on the right

track. Wait. Oh, yes. Wait. Please don't try this. Get up, BOY. GET UP. [screaming] GET UP. WHY? BECAUSE I NEED YOU to Oh, you're going to make me vomit for all the Don't Don't Don't backwards. No. Backwards. This is not good. This is actually I don't know if there's a way up. I DON'T KNOW. Oh my goodness. I cannot leave Cuppy. I can't leave my little puppy Cuppy alone. You're my cupy puppy. Gumdrops. WOOS. BOOMS. WOOS. NO.

[screaming] NO, I thought the hard part was over. Dude, I feel like this I feel like they put this trap here on purpose. I feel like they modeled this to be just hard enough to not be able to do it. Like, I just want to be able to do it. I just want to be able to do it. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. TOO FAR. I actually quit. There's just no way. There's just no Oh my god. THERE'S JUST NO WAY. GET UP, you butt wiggler. Such a butt wiggler. Butt wiggle. Butt jiggle.

Butt wiggle jiggle. This is my new least favorite game. That's what this is. OH YEAH. [screaming] I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME. WE'RE GOOD. WE GOT THIS. Get No. No. Oh no. It's cuz of the mud. GO SLOW. Got it. Left. Right. This cannot happen again. Okay, we're almost out of the mud. Almost. We're done. We're done with the mud. This game has no HUD. And I have a cup. I has to get to the fire tower. Here we go. We're finally making progress. I am so happy. H not. Yes. Because seriously, I just want this game to be over.

Bro, I would help you, but I am so busy. Oh, no. You can't go up that way. He's probably just sleeping because I do that sometimes when I go on trails. I always make sure I look really dirty before Oh, sorry. I didn't see you there. Oh, no worries. It's fine. All right. Uh, yeah, I'm fine. Okay. Uh, cool. Um, I'm Nate. Horus. Nice. You're great. You're looking good. Thanks, buddy. I got a little stuck. Oh, yeah. Little stuck in the mud. Oh, yeah. I've been here for a while. That's cool with me. Okay, little awkward. Sorry about this again. So close to the tower, but I got to make it through this pit. Oh, there's no way.

Who was down there? I'm going to regret this. I'm so going to regret this move. Oh my goodness. Please don't lose. Go down this step then down this. Don't forget to step like this. Said one and two and three and four. Look who's moving more and more. I thought maybe there would be a friend for me because I am so lonely. I don't pretend to be very well in my brain. And it's not so sane because this game is so lame. Hello, Watchtower. I believe you are looking for this cup. You're looking for this cup. Please return to this basket if found. Bro, I better get something. Just wiggle. Wiggle your way there. Wiggle. Not working.

Okay, guys. Who did it? I did something. Yes. Seriously. Oh, and that's I got to Yep. return the favorite cup to the world's best dad. Okay. I did all that to get a achievement unlocked on Steam. Oh gosh. Sean, don't do it. Don't you. OH [screaming] NO. I'M JUST KIDDING. I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT. I'm doing We're doing sideways now. Okay. This seems very dangerous and very stupid, but we're doing it. And now we're going backwards. When did you get so brave? Oh, yeah. And Okay, cool. I can look. And I'm trying to look, but I can't reach it. Get closer. Okay. Hey, there's a teddy bear or something all the way on that rock over there. And you want me to go to You want me to go? You want me to You

want me to go to it? Is it a baby with a crown? It's baby Jesus. I already have Jesus. And he's not the baby version, so I'm not going to waste my time. Okay, here we go. That's the fastest way, guys. I just Thank you so much for watching this. flow on the I'm almost brokenhearted. I'm almost because this game was so bad. But that's okay because the Lord is close to those that are brokenhearted and crushed in spirit. If you're a Christian, read your Bibles. All right, guys. Love you. Peace out. very much.