Game: Pragmata Gameplay and New Features

Nothing. What's the matter with you? My work here is done. Just joking, you guys. Today I'm playing Pregmatter, where you play as the moon and kind of orbit the Earth, from what I understand. Looks like somebody's trying to land on me. Clearly, we're walking into a Dead Space scenario. It's a Cho Youngi production. You know how Youngi loves to do it, man. There's only a matter of time before things go south, but there ain't no south in outer space, boy. You. Over here. Sir, I'm having too much fun with the jetpack. I'll come later. You. That is the most evil-looking, creepiest-looking, most evil, killingest robot I have ever seen. We have like 7

seconds before this thing starts chopping our head off. As you wish. Why does he have a giant laser sword? I always say, you can't trust a bot. I don't know. Kind of like this one. Now activating human-killing sequence. Yeah, something's off. That is the gun from Dead Space. Do not point that Dead Space gun at my leg. That chops your leg off. Do not point that at my leg. Stop that off. Suit stabilizing. Oh, that fixed me. Suit integrity restored. I'm feeling a little YOU COULD HAVE DIED. HELLO. This is EDIS. I like Vega more from Doom. Please remove him from the premises.

Why? Wait, don't remove me. I like you more than Vega from Street Fighter. How about that? Watch out. Something ain't right here. This guy who doesn't trust robots still hasn't connected the dots that the thing is coming to kill me. Wait a minute. Why did he try to chop my head off with a sword? This robot is invincible to guns. I'm only doing 18 damage a hit. Come on now. A pistol should be at least 23 damage a hit. No, no, no. Put away your magic hacking arm. He might The robot might just be trying to give us a really aggressive hug.

Captain? Are you okay? [screaming] [groaning] I'M OKAY. ARE YOU HACKING AGAIN? That's right. You're not going to get us in trouble, are you? No. And my Steam account is banned for hacking. Get in the monkey ball, kid. Just What are you? I am DTI03367. How about we call you 77322494103414.448-493DD3C Well, that's your last name. Look at this. It's a restaurant called Solar Power Plant. I thought all plants were solar-powered. Donkey Kong with a little girl on your back. Hey. Donkey Kong is going to move.

Initiating engine Wait, what if this one's nice? Now, these are the robots that the evil robots are working for. Ninja guy thing. This is more like a uniform than anything. I'm not wearing it to look cool. Give me that yellow cube. Oh. Try to laser me for picking up a cube. You should know better than that. Don't you realize I was one of the first owners of the yellow GameCube that came bundled with Doshe, the giant. New gun? Shockwave gun. New gun. This freaking thing is covered in hell. Shoot his wings. Shoot his power's in his wings. Dang, I'm already getting another gun. They're already giving me the stasis net. You can use that to make bots stop moving.

I'm going to use it to catch fish. Yay! Cube. No, you. You're going down. I'm going up. There's a treasure over there. I'm going to go like this. COME ON, NO! [screaming] HOW THE HECK Something's aiming at us. No, that's just C4. Today's menu is seaweed salad. So, this is why the robots turned on us. I hear a little robot singing. Singing bird. There he is. Kill him before he kills us. We're all dead. Bingo. I got bingo.

I got to hurry and contact Earth. They need to know that I got bingo first. Toilet. I can use this. The heck? Where'd the wall go? It was just a hologram. It was more like a wallogram. Crayons unlocked. Any idea what the hell this is? How could we have known that the crayons belonged to a Gundam? What is that thing? That's the PlayStation 6. What the Oh, no, it's PlayStation 7. Hello. We are Kevin. And I will kill you. And I will play bingo on you.

Bingo. Well done. Ta-da! Is this concept art? The heck? Hey, cat. Hey. Wait. That's a mini boss. Stay away from it. What are you doing? That cat posed more of a threat than the Gundam we battled. Wow. Dang. Can you go into the city? What? I thought like the whole game was going to be like spaceships and stuff. Look at that. September. I know that much. Look at this, Inception style. Oh, they're cool for this. They're cool Yolo Boutique. Crazy dance star to be replaced by understudy. Hey. I'm about to have a New York-style altercation.

Just like the real New York. After twisting ankle during rehearsals. Oh, no. Birds. We created the evil robots. What's going on with these white like things on the ground? Is there going to be like a treasure in there or something? Oh, it hacks as enemies out of the floor. Only birds could come up with that. Watch out for my stasis net, bird. How did he fly out of it? I can't see how much the pizzas cost. I need a sniper rifle or something. This robot just wants to ride the bus. He's nice. And now he will pay the ultimate price. Eat your seaweed salad. Isn't this the club from Yakuza?

[groaning] His face is unhackable. Ooh, try to get me. Now you had it, boy. Ooh, wow. Ooh, he's got it in. Ooh, they got that Youngi style gameplay on this. Call me Cho Donkey. This is It's a mannequin. Come on now. I know when he was going to turn robot on me. Which one? Mine is going to be jalapeno cheddar cheese and a famous barbecue sauce for only $5.99. The robots are trying to lure us out with these incredible deals. It was a trick. The burger was $8.23 with tax. Youngi, got him. Youngi blast. That's you, robot. Good job.

Oh. This is the one that's going to be evil. I knew it. Man, this New York level is awesome, man. This is so cool. Wow. Not bad. This level is a series of square rooms. This fall. Wave to the grass. Ghouls and Ghost, now in theaters. This was Metroid Prime 4. I would have had to cross the entire world and put that thing in my arm. Why didn't I leave the markers on the table? Oh, they almost had me with that. Ooh. He's shooting a city out of his stomach.

Wait, 70% off? Whatever you do, don't jump down. All right, but I want you to know that I'm missing out on incredible savings right now. I'll hide first. Come and find me. I'm over here. Found you. You found me. Yeah, I'm incredibly good at games. They call me pro gamer. Oh, let's play hide and seek again. Okay. You won't find me this time. I'm ready. Found you. Wow. You're so good at this.