Today, the five of us are eating the exact same dishes, except one in every round has been sabotaged. We're talking insanely salty, brutally spicy, painfully bitter, or just plain disgusting. The catch, if you get the bad one, you have to keep a perfect poker face while everyone else tries to work out whether it was you. Survive the votes, fool your mates, win the round if you can. I can't do it anymore. You have to try and keep a poker base. Wicked. Here we go again, boys. Are you ready for round one?

Are we ever ready for any of the rounds? Ever lift the cl on. Holy shitake. Shiake mushrooms are a muchloved East Asian staple, and they're especially good pickled. Kush has pushed the tang up just a notch for one of you by adding his old favorite citric acid. Oh, really? Sour mushrooms. The citrus and the extreme salt are the ones from me that sit here for about 4 hours. I think because it always attracts Mike. Let Mike go first. Oh, whichever is closest to hope for the best. So, these have been pickled. They've all been uh pan fried with some ginger and garlic, brazed in a little comoo stock with some five spice, finished with

toarashi. Then one of them's been vacuum packed with citric acid to really punch it in. Boys, cheers. Game on. Fascinating. Lock in a name. They have all been pickled. My favorite. But one of them had loads of citric acid in it. I'll be honest, at first I was just enjoying it. I forgot we're supposed to be spotting the ready to write down the name. Yeah, I think so. I think it was Kush. Oh, I thought it was Jamie. It was me. Was it? I thought it was Jamie. I thought he had a little glint in his eye.

You look like you were about to cry. Sincere Jamie. You just really wanted to play the game. I love this game. What got me was I didn't think it was Jamie until you caught his eye and like that large and I just can't as soon as I see that face of yours. I just can't. It just kills me. How bad was it? You know when you eat something so sour that your spits taste sweet afterwards. Oh yeah. That's the least bad out of all of them. Oh, okay. Good poker facing. On to round two. Mike, lift the clch on.

Oh, massive. Hello. Me. Any halumi felo parcels are crisp, golden, and packed with that signature softstroke squeaky bite. It's known for its salty savory flavor. For one of you though, Kush has cranked the salt to way past sensible levels. Not always my fault. Why am I always naming? Because you cookers and you're not come the idea. I like the sound of the top. What is on the other four? All five. The topping looks tasty. Yeah. Oh, so we've got toasted carowway, cumin, fennel seeds, and sesame that have been stuck with a bit of egg white before frying. Then a bit of honey over the top.

Amazing. You think they're one bite or nah? Nah. Just have a big chunk. Oh, sticky as well. A little bit of honey. Real treat. I'll tell this now, they are dense. Okay. Cheers, boys. Cheers. I really hope I get a good one. I don't want to do this. Oh, no. Yeah. Anyone else for another bite? But yes, I definitely Let's go for another You get the squeak in your own ear.

I think the combination of the honey, that kind of salty sweet number is good. Really nice. What do you think? I think um that I think the beautiful balance between the salty uh halumi and the honey are really good. Would you like me to give you some moisture? Why? And I feel like you're quite dry. All logged in. Go from Ben this time. I think it was Barry. I think it was Kush. It was definitely Kush. I thought it was Evers. Really? You were talking a lot more than you usually do.

I was just trying to get through the tube. What gave it to way I was the neighbors? The wimper. the wimpai. And then you went to talk and you went Your whole mouth was dry. Oh, is that just That's just Oh, that's just salt. Oh my god. I uh took a piece of halumi, cut a rectangle out the center, filled it with salt, and then wrapped the whole thing. You literally do it to yourself. It's just salt. Give me a I'm going to take a little bite from the back. Yeah. Either way, it's sidi. A different way of playing poker face, isn't it? Oh, how you don't like So, why did you do it to yourself?

Cuz I just want to know how bad it is. Pretty bad. Oh, it's just slurry. That halumi juice has partially dissolved it. So, the end of round two. Kush is winning with two points. Ever has zero Dear me. Round three. Kush lift the clch on regretti bolognese. That's great. Spaghetti Bolognese is a classic. Rich regu, glossy pasta, and plenty of parmesan. But Kush has turned one of yours into regretty bolognese. Bolognese bites with the addition of whole pepperc corns for an overpowering and truly unsettling crunch. Whole peppercorn. That's going to be tricky to eat without giving it away. How many? Hey.

Even though he got the last two, he still loves it. You're going to have those and gain that and the next one. But I don't want the fifth one. Okay. Right. Can you swap? Oh god. Gone. Yeah. Right. Excellent. If you go three for three, I haven't. That was I'm taking my clothes off. Yes. Strip poker face. Now that is an idea for the live. Sweaty. So sweaty. All dear. Ouch. I forget how not nice cold one of those is.

Cold pasta as well. You're very quiet. Yeah. No, I'm good. He Yeah, he's swallowing. I haven't got one right yet, but I'm less convinced about this one. Okay. I think it was Barry. I think it was Ebers. It was me. OH, WA. What's going on? You didn't swap. I thought it was Kush. I vote Barry. Wow. So, take your clothes off. I did say that. You would say that. There's a giveaway. The corner of your eye has gone really, really pink.

Has it? Yeah. This one. This one here. Kush. How bad was it? You swallow peppercorn. You didn't chew. You didn't crunch them though, did you? Did you suck them and swallow them? No, they start I started to break them down and then I started to talk put into my cheeks and then had to find Yeah. Wow. You did well. I mean, I thought I you took longer to go. You spent all day making the whole thing for yourself. Make them all. Taste them all. Play it again. Taste them again.

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Yeah, clean sweep. Four. I want to know what Mike's going to do if he gets four for four. Barry. Yes. Lift the clch on round four. Chocolate gag gash. Oh no. Hazelnut chocolate ganache should be silky, rich, and indulgent, which will indeed be the case for most of you. However, one person will be welcoming chocolate gagnash with no sugar and dialed up cocoa powder levels for a dry, bitter assault. It's like the cinnamon challenge, but in a truffle. That's okay. Horrible. That doesn't soundate the mouth first.

Yeah. What a good idea. Although cocoa's hydrophobic. Okay. Well, I don't want to do this one. Kush, do you want to go first? Yeah. The problem is I know how heavy the bad one is. It's your no straight relative to the rest. But if you're not holding the rest, then Well, he won't know until he feels it. He can't can't swap. But look at the panic in his face. Who says I can't swap? Barry, you want to swap? No, I don't want to swap.

You don't know what they meant to us. None of us know. We're all just weighing our balls. Anyone want to swap? Can I film your ball to see if I want to swap right now? Oh, all in. Three, two, one. That was a 66% chocolate and hazelnut ganache inside. Very nice. Or some call it Nutella. It was giving that vibe. It was, wasn't it? Yeah. Who do you think it was? Uh, I think it's Barry. I thought it was Barry. I mean, it's Barry black tooth.

I thought it was Barry. Yeah. No, I finally need to come off the cigarette. It attacks your mouth completely. And flavor-wise, okay. But you're right. Moisture wise, all the moisture goes and all the chocolate shift onto your teeth and sticks on them. Not as bad as cinnamon though. No. Cinnamon. You are you happy? And not as bitter as hell no. That was Yeah, that was unfortunate. It was unfortunate. Not disgusting.

Okay. A dry mouth for you. Yeah. Your performance in most battles. Thank you, mate. Well, it's all to play for in the final round. by all to play for. I mean, can Kush get five points out of five? Five, four, five. I think he probably will cuz the last one is going to be so hot it's obvious who has it. Spicy time. Round five is always the one we look forward to the least and the one that they look forward to the most. It's always unbearably spicy. Evers, lift the cloloch on. Yog hurt. It's so hurting. It's vibrating. Yog hurt. Yogurt hurt. Yogurt.

Does it looks cooling? Writer is meant to cool things down. It's creamy, fresh, and soothing. But one of these we've named Yog Hurt. A spicy writer spiked with crystal death hot sauce built to burn. That hot sauce is the hottest sauce in the world. That is true. It's um And it doesn't look like a hot sauce. It's completely clear. I know that because it's back here. That's crystal death should be enjoyed one micro drop at a time. Yeah, but what's a micro drop? Oh god. Well, by its very definition small. We've never used this before in a poker face, have we?

No, but there's so many applications cuz it's totally see-through and clear. Totally. Yes, we could have an empty dry spoon there. One of them has had that wiped over it. It's dried and they lick the spoon. We have used this previously in a pretentious ingredient where it was watered down by a liter of vegetable vinegar and things like that and it had a warmth to it. It was hot. That was one drop in a liter. Yeah. Wow. Use one drop in a ramkin of Rayita. Yeah. Use extreme caution. Can I suggest we don't take a whole spoonful?

We might die. So, what do you reckon? How do you do this? I would say treat it like an ice lolly. Like a nice lick. Lick it. Just lick it. Yeah. All right. Let's do it. Take the one nearest. There's no giveaway. Normally, it's the one that's got the little oil slick or an extra. I think I don't want to put it in your finger. If it's a bad one, I think that permission all weekend. You got to think about where you're putting that finger for the next hours.

Exactly. So conscious of it now. My little pinky finger all weekend on every glass of wine I drink. Okay. Right. Cheers. Good luck. Someone at the table hasn't blinked for 30 seconds. It's a bold move. It is a bold move. Oh god. Oh, I love this game play. There are two big tails, but they're not on the same person. Ever stop? I do. I think it might have been Barry with one hell of a bluff.

I think it was Jamie. I think it's Jamie cuz he's stopped talking properly and using his like lips in his mouth. He's like I am pretty sure it was smattered. F me. Fair play. It gave me the giggle straight away. Your recent skin fade. I can see your veins pulsating. Your eyes went so wide. That is um How bad is it? Uh I could I smelt it. I could smell that before I went in. I just have a whiff. I just dip your finger in it. Yeah, just little finger. That Yeah, I'll do the same. Oh my god.

I would not have DONE THAT. I would not have done I once again Okay, thank you Barry. I've learned my lesson. What my words were smell that. Oh my gosh. What helped me was licking it because I just licked it. It didn't go on my lips. It was just on my tongue and that was my saving grace. I feel really bad for trying to get you to eat more than that. It feels like someone has popped a blister on my tongue or something. But it you're so it's so localized. It's now numb.

It's actually more if you have a tiny bit. It's It's such a shocking It pierces you, but it hasn't allowed to go around the rest of your all of that might be. You might need to go to the hospital cuz it's in yogurt. I think that might have something to do with it cuz yogurt washes capsizing off your palette. So, it's doing it in but it's not spreading it around like oil like a fat. At the end of Poker Face, the scores are Ebers one point. Singular. Jamie and Barry three points. Mike with four points and Kush got every single one of them right. Well done.

Mostly because he got three out of five. Yeah. Five out of five. But not a dirty sweep. The odds were not in your favor. No. But happy to swap with you again, Barry. Anytime. Nice cream. Yeah. As always, keep suggesting your poker face names that we can then get Kush to build a dish out of. And um if you enjoyed the video, give it a bloody like.