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Today I'm going on an adventure across the wizarding world to find out which Harry Potter food causes cat. Harry Potter was my favorite wizard growing up. SO WHEN HERMIONE TOLD ME THAT A DEMENTOR HAD BROKEN INTO GRYFFINDOR Tower with its terrible breath, I knew I had to bring out my magical mystical FAT GLOB TOOTHPASTE SO I CAN CAST MY PATRONIS. BUT I CAN'T CAST THIS SPELL UNTIL I'VE COLLECTED ALL FOUR SECRET INGREDIENTS. Let's hop on the Hogwarts Express so we can help her. While we're here, WE'LL TAKE THE LOCK up first. Bernie bots every flavor be. Let's see what flavors we get.
M blueberry cherry. Oh yeah, I'm winning. Black pepper. Oh, I actually like it. It tastes like grass. Actually, not too bad. What is that? Ew, it's sausage. Rotten egg. Gross. Ear wax. Let's hope this is a good one. COTTON CANDY. Last one. Oh, gross. It was vomit. Chocolate frog. I got Dumbledore. LET'S GIVE IT A TRY. GROSS. LET'S TRY THESE CHOCOLATE CRUNCHY FROGS. Tastes better than feastable. Next up, let's try some exploding bon bons. Let's give it a try.
WO! IT'S GOT POP ROCKS IN THE MIDDLE. THESE ARE EXPLODING WITH SOME ORANGE PINEAPPLE FLAVORED. WO! Slimy slugs. These are either going to be really good or really bad. It looks like a booger. Watermelon, tangerine, banana, and sour cherries. That's pretty good. H. Super chewy and good. These are so gross. These were a WASTE OF COINS. MY MOUTH FEELS SLIMY AFTER ALL THOSE SLUGS. AND MY BREATH REEKS. IT'S TIME TO CONJURE up my first secret ingredient. Something's missing. Oh yeah. SECRET INGREDIENT HAS BEEN ADDED. Oh yeah. Much better. If we're going to FIGHT SOMETHING WITH BAD BREATH, NEED SOMETHING THAT GIVES YOU GOOD BREATH. MY BREATH IS NICE AND FRESH AFTER that watermelon mint secret ingredient. Mint
oils are antibacterial to help fight bad breath. This is what makes my toothpaste magically delicious while making your breath ultra fresh. Wo! WE'RE FINALLY HERE. ALL MY BOOKS. COME ON, LET'S GO. HO. WE'RE ONE STEP CLOSER TO HELPING Hermione defeat the dementor. But first, it's time to get sorted into our house. Not Slytherin. NOT GRYFFINDOR. YEAH. I GUESS WHILE WE'RE HERE, WE MIGHT AS well eat some dinner. Wo! It's a feast. Up first, Yorkshire pudding. They start off empty, so let's load it WITH SOME GRAVY. WOOHOO! THAT WAS super salty. THAT WAS A BRITISH CLASSIC. NEXT ON OUR PLATE, EEL PIE.
OH, IT LOOKS SUPER GROSS. What do they eat in Wizard World? I hope this pie is not made from eels. Oh, a pie made with eels. This is going to be gross. I have to eat this. You have to subscribe. That was so gross. It's loaded with gongs. This is probably why those dementors have such stinky bread. I'M NEVER EATING THAT AGAIN. I NEED something sweet. Like a trinkle tart. Wait, that's just a pumpkin. Wo, much better. It's missing the whipped cream. M. Smells great. Deliciously sweet. I see why. That was HARRY'S FAVORITE. THAT'S some mushy peas.
Healthy and nutritious, but it didn't taste good. Chocolate charm tour. It looks super chocolatey. Oh yeah. M. My childhood dream. A handful of chocolate cake. That was delicious cake, BUT MY MOUTH IS GKED UP. I GOT AN IDEA. LET'S USE MY MAGICAL BACKLO TOOTHBRUSH. AH, GLOIFY. NICE AND CLEAN. Oh yeah. Now that's one epic toothbrush. Blood pudding. I think it's looking at me. It smells super stinky.
Oh, it tasted like I licked A POLE. LET'S WASH IT DOWN WITH SOME BUTTERBEER. AQUA MENTE BUTTERBEER. OH YEAH. ACHO WHIPPED CREAM. OH YEAH. DRIZZLEI. CAROLINI. Oh yeah. Drizzlelicious. I think we NEED SOME MORE CARAMEL. CARAMELI. Starbucks could never. Cheers. YUM. SCRUBBY BACKLOG COMING BACK IN HANDY. IF YOU DRANK ONE BUTTERBEER EVERY DAY for the rest of the school year, YOUR PATRONIS WOULD BE PLAQUE. WOO! What does HE GOT? WE'VE UNLOCKED another secret ingredient. It's green tea extract. That was perfect. IT'LL HELP SOOTHE MY GUMS AND REDUCE any bleach. Is exactly what we'll need when we face the dementor. Let's head out HERE AND FIND
ANOTHER INGREDIENT. We should get a few potions under our belt BEFORE WE TAKE ON THE DEMENTOR. Maybe we'll even get some Felix Felicious. Let's head over to Professor Snape's class so we can learn a thing or two. Let's get bubbling. Let's make four potions. First up is essence of Dness. This potion will help heal minor wounds, so it could come in handy when we're fighting off our enemies. Let's see if we made it correctly. Upo, it's pulsing red. Wo! IT'S BACK TO NORMAL. NEXT UP, EMORTENTIA. WOO! Smells like love. Swirl it up. Let's give it a taste. Woo! Sweet pepperminty love. What happened? I FELT LIKE I WAS DREAMING FOR A SECOND. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU BOUGHT BACKLOG TOOTHPASTE. Let's pick our next potion.
Poly juice potion. Ride her leeches. SODIUM CHLORIDE. FRIED BY CORNHORN dead flies. Toenail clippings. Actually, not that bad. Let's give it a mix. Wo! It smells disgusting in here. This is going to taste disgusting. Oh, that tastes LIKE SWAMP WATER. UH, MY TEETH AND BELLY FEEL FUNNY. WO! What the heck? HOPE IT DOESN'T LAST TOO LONG. WO! MAYBE IT'S GOT TO BE A LITTLE stronger next time. Our final potion is Felix Felicis, better known as liquid luck, WHICH WE'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO NEED AGAINST THE DEMENTOR. This potion takes 6 months to brew and is pretty
difficult to make. Good thing I used Hermione's time turner to make it 6 MONTHS AGO. WHAT WAS I EVER NERVOUS FOR? WE CAN TOTALLY TAKE DOWN THIS DEMENTOR. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? LET'S GO FIGHT HIM NOW. Check your left pocket for the secret ingredient. Let's see what's IN OUR LEFT POCKET. IT'S NANOHYDROXY APPETITE. Nanohydroxy appetite is literally what your teeth ARE MADE OUT OF. SO WHEN THE ACID FROM ALL THESE POTIONS WEAR DOWN YOUR ENAMEL, NHA fills in those weak spots before they become cavities. Only one more stop
before we reach GRYFFINDOR TOWER. LET'S GO. HOPE her is okay. Wo! Our last class of the day, verbology. I'm sure we'll find something helpful here to fight off that dementor. Woohoo! What's that? LOOKS LIKE POPCORN. AIO! WOO! SKINNY POP BUTTERBEER FLAVORED POPCORN. IT SMELLS LIKE CARAMEL CORN. LOOK AT ALL THAT FLAVOR. I could eat this all day. And look, HARD NOSE BLOSSOM WITH BUTTERBEER. MY FAVORITE. These taste like magic. Oh, I wonder what this is.
Oh, it smells like a stinky sea. How did Harry do that? OH NO, A VENOMOUS TENTACULA. IT TOUCHED ME. QUICK, I NEED THE ANTIDOTE. ACHIO GLOW ROOT. WE GOT IT. LET'S EAT IT QUICK. Much better. That was close. This place is dangerous. Let's get our final ingredient and get out of here. Yes, our final ingredient, the aloe vera plant. Aloe vera helps soothe and hydrate ANGRY GOD. MAYBE THAT'S WHAT THE DEMENTOR NEEDS. NOW THAT I'VE COLLECTED all four secret ingredients, it's time to FULLY UNLOCK THE POWER OF FAT GLOB TOOTHPASTE.
LET'S HEAD OVER TO GRYFFINDOR TOWER AND FIGHT OFF THE TOOTH DECAY AND SOME STINKY BREAD. FOR OUR BRUSH, WE GOT MY BRAND new magical Fat Glob electric toothbrush. Its core is made with a dragon heartstring. So, when paired with our secret ingredient, it's the most powerful thing in the castle. I've tasted every toothpaste in the entire world, and I know this toothpaste will be the best you ever try. This is Dental Digest. Let's get rid of this dementor once and for all. Woohoo! NOW THAT MY BREATH SMELLS INCREDIBLE, TIME TO CAST MY PATRONIS. EXPECT PETRONIS.
