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Everybody's saying, "Dunk, you got to go back to Injustice 1." And I said, "Really?" You guys said, "No, not really. We're just kidding. But I'm doing it anyway." Dang. If I link a WB account, I can get this new skin. Decline. Metropolis destroyed. Millions dead. All because you didn't set up a Warner Brothers account. Maybe this is the like the aftermath of Sonic Forces. Millions dead. Oh no. How can you laugh at millions dead? It's not that funny. Just in the game it's funny, but in real life it wouldn't be.
The nuke. Where'd you get it? Why does Joker have a nuke? Catman, did you give it to him? Be real, man. Was it Did you give Joker the nuke? Elemento P. Where'd you get a table, Joker? Huh? Superman, don't. The table was already there, Superman. It comes free with the jail. Fatality. Elsewhere. Dang. Elsewhere is crazy. Good thinking, Superman. If you melt Merlin's sword, then Catman will become powerless as well. Shoot that guy, Green Hornet. Oh no, he's using his magical ring to create a giant yellow claw that
you could fly around in 1 second. Yeah, like that. Rhino from Spider-Man. No, I'm pretty sure that's Rhino. Wait, that's Rhino. Bane is Bane. You're interrupting tonight's entertainment. Rhino. Good thinking, Batman. Yellow Deadpool is powerless without his famous sword. You're Luther's pet now. Deathstroke. Wait, that's Deadstroke, not Deadpool. They're brothers. Deathstroke. We were once allies. Don't you remember that time that we had to team up to defeat the rainbow creature? Hey, I know that
guy. That's the bad guy from uh Arkham City. Doctor Strange. Not only is Batman a master of handtohand combat, but he's also is a master of stealth. Watch this. Where'd I go? Thanks for the,200 XP, Deathstroke, you Sorry, Deathstroke. No nuclear warheads for you. Excellent. Green Goblin Gray Rhino is powerless without the ability to turn his head. Good thinking, Green Arrow. You can shoot out a parachute like Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom. Green Arrow. Good thinking. You can shoot Green Arrows accurately because your name is the Green Lantern.
Oh, three hit combo, Bane. Or should I call you the Green Rhino? Come on, Bane. Dang, Bane. Why'd you do that? OH MY GOD. WATCH OUT, BATMAN. Bane has three juice. You're testing my patience. Batman. No, that's Rhino. Press A to throw battery. Okay, I'm going to press it. I'm going to press it now. Who's that green guy? Wait, was that from Dragon Ball? Here it goes. Okay, I got to press X now to throw the real one. Here it comes. You ready? Here it comes. Boom. Oh, I like that combo. You go Hit him with the injustice combo. Yeah, cuz it's injustice.
Oh, that's the injustice combo. Ooh, what's that? It's the none of your damn business alarm. Ooh, put her in this portal that Sonic came out of in Sonic Forces. Thanks a lot, Eggman. Watch out for this bomb, Jokie. Now stay down. Hey, man. He got up. Joker sucks, man. Wait, they're arresting Batman instead of Joker. But he's the good guy, not Fear it all in your eyes. Showing you what you can't see. Reach your handity. Fear it all in your eyes that you can't see now. I'm in a nightmare. eternity. OH MY GOD. On my way. I need to charge my ring.
This guy's always having to charge his ring. Joker has a nuke. There we are. Joker, just wait. I have to charge my ring for a while. It's going to take like 7 hours. Once my ring is charged, I can get us there. Thanos, put away your Thanos axe. Don't you know that I can make a giant green anvil? You amuse me, Jordan. He amuses me, too. Don't you understand that if you throw a 100 yellow bat rings, I'm just going to create a giant green dart board? Don't you realize that if you make a yellow Thanos baseball shooting device, I'm going to spawn in a
baseball bat. Don't you realize that your Thanos chainsaw is no match for me? Why don't I just vibrate at the same frequency as the energy signature and follow them? Because that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. We have important matters to discuss. The final draft. Superman is glad you agreed to his terms. Wait, why does Superman get the rights for the Aquaman movie? Superman will rule Atlantis. It's what you agreed to. Oh, hit him with a dolphin, Aquaman. Oh, yeah. That's That's a better idea.
You two make sorry diplomats, but their music is incredible. Who do you work for, you ser? Manta, Ocean Master, Fisherman, Scavenger, Siren, Cordex, Thanoost, The Eel, Shark, Dead Water, Demon Gate, Seaquake, Gamesman, Human Flying Fish. He's one of the most classic villains of Aquaman. God of War for PlayStation. If you throw a giant fishbowl at me, I am going to kick you into a giant chair. It's only fair. It's only chair. That's what Joker should have said to Superman before he killed him for stealing that chair. I have a weapon to take down Superman. A kryptonitebased laser that Hold on. A kryptonite based laser. That Hold on. A kryptonite weapon.
A kryptonite based laser. Hold on. It's made out of kryptonite. A kryptonite laser. It's a dark knight based laser based on the video game. The weapon's in the batcave. I need your DNA to unlock it. Hold on. A kryptonite weapon. Batman. Oh, don't throw a dumpster at me. Watch out for my Joker gun. Stand up. It's a gun that only aims forward. Joker, you got to upgrade to that Jack Nicholson gun. Light shining on my heart. The only thing more powerful than a gun is teeth. Get him.
Joker is so cool. Watch out for my Joker pie. That's how it does. Joker sucks. But imagine if that was a kryptonite based pie and instead of but instead of Batman, he was fighting Superman. He would have been super smart for that. Hold on. A kryptonite. Take this. Watch out for my joker cards. Joker's die here. No, no, no. Joker's got this. Wait, wait, wait. Watch out for these joker cards. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll kill you, clown boy. Go back to the card part. Anyone up for pancakes? What now? Why does she hate pancakes? Because in this world, pancakes taste like sand cakes. That's why Superman is evil in this universe.
Batman will be executed at Striker's Island. And then Catman. Don't mind me. Just hacking your neural network. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm hacking you. No, I'm hacking you faster than your hack. Well, I just logged you out of your Netflix account. So, I hope you didn't want to watch the minions. Okay, kid. I just deleted your Runescape account. So, you're back to level. Yeah, I just breached your main frame. I'm deactivating. I wanted you to access my main frame so that I can hack into your Steam library jar. Log me back into Minions.
Aquam has an army of gigantic lobsters. There they are, right there. I used my super seeing to see them. This is an epic battle between man and fish. On par with sonic forces. Hello, Bruce. still as handsome as ever. Sorry, Moose. I joined him to protect you. I misdirected him. Let's leave. We can be free of him. Be together. This is the beginning. Here's where I get started. Under the sky, above. This is the beginning. Here's where it all get started. What you meant to love.
