No way! Dad, come quick! Bigfoot's loose in our neighborhood. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Ron Burgundy reporting live. We have breaking news. We have just spotted Bigfoot in your neighborhood. Do you see this, Dad? Oh, stop. Bigfoot's not real. Look, they found him. This is must-watch TV. I'm going to be famous. I'm Ron Burgundy, and the first on scene to interview the real, live Bigfoot. Come here, big guy. Come on.
Oh, stop. That's a costume. Mr. Bigfoot, everybody wants to know the million-dollar question. Why, after millions of years, have you decided to come out of hiding? WHY, BIG MAN? SEE, HE'S REAL. HOW DID they make Ron fly like that? And that's it for now. Back to the studio. Ron Burgundy, out. Ouch, that looks so real. Because it is. What are you talking about? I don't see anything. But, Dad, I saw Bigfoot. He's real. Honey, why don't you go to your bedroom and go lie down? Dad, he's real.
Kids' imaginations these days. Why won't my dad believe me? I know what I saw. No way. Please tell me this is real. Oh, man. Maybe my dad is right. Maybe I am seeing things. Hello? Is anyone there? Oh, that's how you hide so well. You're from another dimension. Yes. It's okay, Bigfoot. I'm nice. I just want to be your friend. Bigfoot lonely. Bigfoot want friend. Yay, we're going to have SO MUCH FUN. AUDRIANA! QUICK, GET IN THERE. I have an idea. Audrey, get out. Time for dinner. What? No, not that one. Over there. Over there! Audrey, is that you? Quick, put this on.
Time for dinner. Audrey, who is that? Oh, this is my friend from school, Big I mean Beth. Hello. Uh hi. Beth, you're pretty big for a fourth-grader. Yeah, she's super tall for her age and hairy. Um okay, well, dinner's ready. Come on down and eat, both of you. You got this. Just act cool, and I'll handle the rest. So, Beth, how are you liking school this year? Oh, she loves it. She's just very hungry. Something's not right with this Beth. That's not nice, Dad. Apologize now. Uh no way. There's no way a fourth-grader looks like that, let alone any human.
Don't make him mad, Dad. CALM DOWN, BIGFOOT. IT'S OKAY. HEY, DID you just say Bigfoot? Yeah, because I was right. He is real, and he just wants a friend. He's lonely. Aw, well, how can we help? We'll do anything. We will? Thanks, Mom. So, now what do we do, Bigfoot? Uh can somebody tell me what this is? Bigfoot comes from another dimension, so that's why nobody ever catches him. He wants us to come play with him where he lives. Nope, there's no way Absolutely. Yes, we can spend the day with you, Bigfoot. Right, honey? Uh yep, yep. Let's go. This is going to be so fun.
Well, Bigfoot, that's the most fun we've had in a while. Thank you. Bigfoot happy. Bigfoot loves you all. Aw, we love you, too, Bigfoot. Yeah, now let's all go watch a movie together. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second there, big man. Hey, hurry up, guys. We got to go pick snacks for the movie. Yep, be right there. Listen, buddy, you may have fooled my wife and daughter, but you'll never fool me. You make Bigfoot angry. You know what, Bigfoot? I don't care what you say or what you do. You will always be a monster, and you know something? I don't let monsters stay in my house. Are we clear?
Hey, guys. Hey, Bigfoot, where's my dad? Oh, what? Oh, somebody help me. No clue. He just left. Well, then, more popcorn for us. Let's go. More Audrey for me. There has to be a way out of here. What's that?
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