Warner Bros. Revives Classic Cartoons with Modern Animation Techniques

M. This is so good. I am so glad I'm not allergic to butter. Do you like this movie? I love this movie. It's so sad, but like uplifting, too. It's like a feel-good movie. A sad feelood movie. It's funny also and scary. Oh. Oh, this is the best part. Oh, no. Wait. This is the worst part. Oh, I hate this part. Oh, I have to pee. Sorry. Excuse me. Watch. Watch your leg. Excuse me. I love this part. Oh, excuse me. No. Sorry. Going back. Excuse me. Sorry.

Wow, that was a good movie. And now your feature presentation. Alan, this species of cartoon has been extinct since 1998. I mean, these haven't been seen on TV since the golden era of animation. And what it's It's the Warner Brothers and the Warner sister. Yeah, that Oh, yeah. Yeah, he did it. That crazy son of a gun actually did it. Clean vectorred outlines, widescreen format. These don't look like reruns. Uh, well, uh, they're not. I reanimated them. We are going to make a fortune with this show.

How zany are they? Oh, to the max. Of course. Then there's Pinky and the Brain. Pink? Pinky and the Brain? You said you're bringing back Pinky and the Brain. Mm-m. Say it again. We're bringing back Pinky and the brain. Put your head between your knees. Boinky boingy. Where are they going? Home. Welcome to Animeaniacs. Wake up. What's up, Doc? What's up, Forsouth? It's the rack for you, me longeared nave. These are the king's carrots.

Rack? King's carrots? I King's carrots? Well, uh, I must be toddling along. A spot of Tiffen and all that, you know. Give my regards to the king and the queen and the jack and the 10 of diamonds. Oh, no you don't. We have an appointment with a rack. Don't you worry. Never fear. Robin Hut will soon be here. Yeah, Mr. Wise Guy. Now you're going to get it. Robin Hood will fix you, brother. Where was we? What a mess. I should have gone to worester. Sister Sh. Ow. Don't you worry. Never fair. Robin Hood will soon be here. Oh, Buenovir. This is where I came in.

Oh, you again. Sheriff of Nottingham. Meet Little John. How do you glad to meet you, Little John? Sheriff of Nottingham. How do you do? I'm sure it's a pleasure. Sheriff John. Hello, John. Sheriff. Sherry. Sheriff, LJ, pleasure. Hello, Arto. Glad to meet you. It's a pleasure. Hello. Stop it. O, HALT IN THE NAME OF THE KING. The king? Lo, the king approacheth. King indeed.

Dust thou taketh me for a foolth? No, really. He approacheth thee now. Or yawn chvy chase. I ignore you. But it's honest and truly him. Look, look, it's the king. His most royal majesty cometh. Sound the welcomes and blow the crumpats. The king is here. Look, look. The king. Oh, mighty king. Oh, I shall probably hate myself cometh a dawn. Where liar? Huh? presenting his most royal majesty, the king. The king here, Majesty, the sheriff of Nottingham, in gratitude for your faithful service, I shall knight thee. Your most gracious majesty. In the name of my most royal majesty, I kn thee. Arise, sir loin of beef.

Arise, Earl of Clothes. Arise, Duke of Briting. Arise baron of Montelen. Arise essence of mirror, king of magnesia, quarter of 10. You are too kind, your majesty. Got lots of stamina. London Bridge is falling down, falling down. London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. London Bridge is falling down. Don't you worry. Never fear. Yeah, I know. Robin Hood will soon be here. He robs from the rich and he gives to the poor. Yo ho, we go skip and troll our true share with Forest. Helping the needy and the oppressed. Eh, you've been

saying that through the whole picture. Well, where is he? Oh, you should not talk mean like that because there he is. Welcome to show n silly. It couldn't be him. The hills are quite full of big rocks and boulders with ignous rock sediment too. The hills are quite full of big rocks and boulders. Hello, nurse. Nice singing. Hey, want to watch me pretend to throw up? Uh, have you seen any little kids around here? Anywhere?

They went that way. Oh, thanks. Hey, by the way, I really like your singings. Take the word animal, transpose the letters N and M, and you get amino. That in a nutshell is comedy. Who are you? We're the Warner Brothers and the Warner sister. All right, kids. Look, listen. Let's not waste time. I'm a busy man. I got a movie to direct. I got comedy to think about and plan and plot and so forth and so on. After all, I'm a comedy genius. Lex Luthor, it's never a pleasure. Try to keep up. Sh. Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting Super Rabbit. Oh, Mr. Super Rabbit. Come out. Come out wherever you are. Yoohoo.

Are you almost finished? Squowy rabbit. Ooh, I wonder if I could hit that cloud shaped like a fishy. Home run. Super rabbit wins. Many years ago, back on Krypton, my father put General Zod and his minions on trial. Counselors of Krypton, three criminals stand before us for judgment. Thank, a relentless fighting machine with the intellect and personality of a lost sock. Fiora, a bitter she bully punishing the universe for her dysfunctional romance with insensitive boyfriend General Zod. And General Zard himself, the wouldbe tyrant, blindly obsessed with making others submit. As the evidence will show, these three have repeatedly GUILTY. BUT COME ON, you guys do that every time.

As you know, Jerel, the verdict must be unanimous. You alone will condemn us, and you alone will suffer my wrath if you do. General Zod, I banish you and your cohorts now and forever. You will kneel before me, Jerel. You and anyone who wears that silly S on their chest. That's it. A threat. Not a threat, my darling. A vow. Great. Problem solved, then Hey, let's shave two seconds off our walk home by going down this dark and desolate alley.

Huh? I'm Bat Rabbit. Oh well, don't expect a tip. I didn't ask to be saved. It can't be. That means they're inside the room. That means we're incredibly stupid for not leaving. Game over, MAN. GAME OVER. Five m and now one less than five. What's it called again? You must be reading it wrong. heal. Heal Sibs, am I right? Don't worry, they're harmless.

Ah, you know, they're just a little hangry. We're just trying to find the space cafeteria for a midnight snack. Couldn't point us in the right direction, could you? Thanks so much again. So sorry for the hubbup. Tata. Bye-bye now. Too many jelly donuts. Quiet, you fool. You can't let them hear that word. They caught you chopping up my victory garden, huh? Well, don't try nothing funny cuz I got you covered. Come here, Goliver. I want to tell you something. Come here. Now, why did you want to go and do that for You want to fight fear, don't you? Well, that means I challenge you to a duel.

Duel. Uh. Oh, yeah. Okay. Now, you got that straight, shorty. You take 20 pieces, to fire. Uh okay. Uh one uh 2 3 4 5 6 7 8. So long Joy. Send me a postcard from Alba. You know I'm so smart sometimes it almost frightens me. You think you're pretty c smart, don't you? Well, come here. Let me give you a few pointers. H a gray hair. Boom. He won't get away from me now. Hey, what is this? A blackout? I didn't hear no sirene. Hey, I got to get out of here. I'll get lost in this jungle.

Come on, fellas. Break it up. Break it smoke. Hey Sorry, sir. Full car. Take stairway to the left. Uh, stairway. Oh. Oh, yeah. Thanks, Mac. Hey, that's my meatball. Not no more. I own this town and everything in it, including this meatball. Sheriff's going to hear about this. What? SHERIFF. That was the third sheriff this week. Dang. Plundering outlaw. If only there was a man in this town man enough to stand up to him.

You know who that is? The man with no personality. Some say he robbed a bank and saved a puppy at the same time. Is he for the law or Guinit? Nobody knows cuz he ain't got no personality. Some say that High Plains drifter is a chicken. Ma'am, you may be the fastest spaghetti slinger in the West, but you sure ain't no judge of character. That guy's a chicken, I tell you. A giant chicken. No man who saves a puppy is a chicken. Stranger, we'd be much obliged if you helped us out. You rid this town of that burn outlaw and we make you sheriff.

He's a chicken. Hey, get me A FIST FULL OF FEATHERS. Lookie here. A few feathers more. I told you that guy was a chicken. No chicken CAN BE SHERIFF OF THIS TOWN. And no darn chicken could have saved a puppy. Run him out of town, boys. You wear a disguise. You look like human guys, but you're not a man. You're a chicken.