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Where do I go to deliver this? You go left phone orders. Go left. Keep going that way. Yep. Keep going. Keep going across the river. Make sure I get to where we're supposed to be going. Why is there no down the stairs? Down the stairs. Okay. To your right. There you go. All right, let's do it. Let's crack a Celsius and store some coke. Can I finish that sentence? Pasta. It's obviously your dumb [__] ass.
I'm pasta and I'm a fat dumb [__] Hey, I'm Pasha. I'M MIM. WE CAN ALL SIT DOWN. HEY, let's all have a seat and talk. I know. You look so goofy. Okay, I'll start though. The retards. Ryan's your turn. Ryan. Okay. Pause. Sit the [__] down. The retards are playing the game. that nobody wants the Okay. Have two retards sitting next to each other. We need one There only There can only be one the [__] Yeah. Go in between. We need Yeah. One [__] setting up for sentence. Yeah.
Okay. Start over. Ah, retards are All right, I'm You could have said the best. Tony, your pass is duh. That's all she keeps saying. All right, welcome to Night Shippers. What the hell are you doing? What was that? What was that animation? What were we doing? What was I doing? Shut up, pasta. Uhoh. I don't think so. Throw your manuals at her until she learns words. Hit her. Hit her with knowledge.
Ooh, a key. Who's this little guy? We found a key. A mysterious. Look at a dog. A dog with a cigarette. Look at the dog. Where? Dog with a cigarette. A dog with a cigarette. Look at the dog. Look at this guy. Oh, it's Scotty in 2015. [__] This is how Nova pictures himself on Twitter. No. Oh, that's push-ups. Definitely not. That's Scotty in 2015. That's what I picture. What are you doing? Don't look at me like that. Don't look at me like that while you're What are you doing there?
Yeah, this is going on Twitter. They're stop. This is some white on white action. Yeah, you guys are You were actually [__] him. All right, we have to go in here. Open door into the vent. WOW. And I hear a big guy vending machine. Matcha. I love matcha. Look guys, look down there. Where do I go to deliver this? You go left. Check your phone. Check your phone and click orders. Go left.
Keep going that way. Yep. Keep going. Keep going across the river. Make sure I get to where we're supposed to be going. Oh, no. Down the stairs. Okay. To your right. There you go. no. Oh, I'm back. Hey, bad guy. GET IT OFF. OH. You're just walking around with a beard. Oh, it's stuck to my foot. Get it off. That's got to hurt. Get this off. Dismantle it. One of you has to do it. I'll get it off. That's hilarious, though. Follow the Chinese music.
Music. I hear no Chinese music. Music's off, dude. You don't hear 825. Let's watch this. What about 824? Yeah. Back rooms movie. No, the music. I hear the m I hear it, too. He's right here. Right Oh, hello. The [__] is this? Is that not good enough? That's not what he wanted. That's not What they wanted? Oh, they delivered the wrong box to the Oh, there you go. I gave the keyboard. Brian, keyboard. Keyboard right here. Brian, keyboard. Unlock. This little ghost wants it. Oh, hello. Shift ending soon. Shift ending. We have to go back.
Shift ending. Terminating slackers. Wait, what? It literally just said shift ending soon. I don't know where to go. This way. We go this way. It's not that way. She did not go that way. Did she jump down there? She's gone. That way. Oh god. Is she dead? She goes this way. This way. ANOTHER [__] you [__] You okay, Brian? Right. Yeah. All right. I hear some footsteps. [__] ended. Is it not over?
It is. We got to head back to the bike and go home. Back to the bike. Oh, we're here on it. Hold your D on it. So, we got to go back all the way over here. Have a dead. That's fine. I'm going home already, boys. I'm going home. Well, we did pretty good. We did nothing. I don't trust this [__] I like this. I like this game. This is stupid. We didn't do anything. I don't give a [__] How do we go to the next one? I can light. What's over here? I like this.
This dog democracy mad at This is a good game, man. This is a good game. SEE, EVAN, it's a Rugio. IT'S A RUGIE, my boy. Oh, my rookie. Teddy bear. A Rugie, my boy. Honk horn. We got to deliver. We got to deliver these. I'm take I'm gonna take the perfume bottle. Oh, look at his horn. The most age. [__] I hate that. I like it. This guy wants teddy bears. What do you want? Oh, you want the ball?
Take the ball. Stupid [__] You want to give him your horn? Give me your horn. He's horny. You got to give him your horn. No, it's taunting him. It's a child. You're a baby. I hope so. If that's an adult, you got some real [__] demon karma. If I don't get the horn, nobody does. In pasta, come on. No. Last time I went in somewhere. Come on. Don't be that guy. [__] guy. Gambling. Put money on something. What the [__] We're already gambling. THAT WAS ALL OUR [__] MONEY.
WHY? We're going to win big. NO. OH MY GOSH. YAY. More for me. Reload. Why is he Why does he move like that? I don't like that. Maybe lights over. I'm back so you can get all those cards. Oh [__] You're going to stab me in your ass. I'm going to drink water. I'M GOING SHAVE IN YOUR ASS. I CAN'T BEAR TRAPS. WE GOT HIM. OH NO, HE'S STILL GOING. There's two of them. Damn it. Make him run through this. He already has a bear trap. I'm trying. OH, YOU GOT TWO NOW. HE'S HE'S RUNNING WITH TWO [__] bear traps.
Come here. DO IT AGAIN. DO it We got the other guy. For [__] sake. There's another one. I found a three. There they go. HOW ARE THEY RUNNING? IT'S a new mini game. [__] There's another one. Yes. He's dead. We killed him. THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. OH MY GOD. WHAT DID he drop? Did he drop something? Key. The key. I got the key. Drop the key. I picked it up. I picked Uh-oh. Guys, I'm going to die. Ah, [__] it. You'll never take me alive.
Meanwhile, Meanwhile, Brian is pissing. Oh, that feels better. Oh my god. [__] lost the salad. Help. I see. You okay? No. Where's the library? Help. Oh, here. Here's a guy. Help. Run. You got it. I'm up here with the guy. Come upstairs in this house. I'm right here. Yeah, come upstairs. I ain't got no stamina. I'm upstairs, but I think I'm in the wrong room. Oh god, he's down there. Okay, I'm coming.
Are you sure you're in the wrong house? I MEAN, I'M DEAD. [__] [__] GET AWAY. I'M JUST TRYING TO DELIVER THESE PACKAGES. I'M HERE. I'M HERE, [__] RUN. Where did we spawn? Go home. Go to bed. The wise man said go somebody went up. Cool. Where the [__] am I? This looks dangerous. Place any item. You like a cherry? Oh, the effigy. It was over here. One second. And I'm going to have a solo let's play. I place effigy and then sacrifice my soul to the developer that made this dog [__] game.
Okay, time to make a sacrifice. OH. OH, SHE'S ALIVE. I'm back. Nice. Now, uh I think that was it. I did all that to bring you back. Brian, what are you talking about? I bring the flavor of I wanted something good. We're about to die. I did. I thought it was going to be a big sacrificial play. I don't even know how to get home. I don't know where I am. Um I don't know either. Oh, I like this game. You can [__] stick a dick in your ass and smoke it. Ryan, [__] you. It's just like this over pixelated [__] I like the vibe.
My health is low. Why is there a character just rolling? Who the [__] is rolling? THAT WAS AWESOME. LOOK AT HIS MARKS. What's in there? Yes. Oh [__] I don't like that. We should run. Trying to eat my ass. You got to get out of there. Oh, you [__] Get away. Yes, [__] I hate her. Did I hear? Did I hear she got caught off you in the water and died. Can you get me right here, [__] Can you get me?
I turn around just in time. Oh, gaming chair. Keyboard. Oh, no. My weight. The gaming chair is too much. I can literally help you. Drop it. Oh, the gaming chair is so heavy. Ryan, found him. He's downstairs. He wasn't here earlier. He just appeared. Okay, good [__] That was good. That was actually a dub. That was a dub. That was OH, BRIAN, COME IN HERE. Where are you?
I know. I Okay. Your turn. What the [__] Your turn. I want to see your dick. Did you see Come on. Did you see mine though? I didn't look. Oh, I'm so disappointed. Oh. Oh, nice. Where? Let's go another way. I don't like that way. We got to cross the bridge. Where's the FG? Oh, go around. We can go around. I have the FG in my hand. You can't. Okay, let's let's go.
You can go. Never mind. Editor, cut that for my video. No, no, no, no. Editor. You know that's funny. Comment section if he cuts that out. You let him know. No. Wait. My stamina. My stamina is low. OH [__] I FORGOT. I LITERALLY FORGOT THAT WAS A [__] MONSTER. OH MY GOSH. I WENT THE right way. The same map. Oh [__] Ah. Ah, never mind. Oh, Brian's dead, too. Well, that went great. how do we do, boys? How did we do?
Never made a single quota. We are terrible. We did. Brian and I did. Speak for yourself. Oh, there it is. Dispose. We're dead. just we're just throwing into the garbage. Okay. We are. Way to go, guys. Oh [__] I've got two new dances. All right. Oh yeah. Oh damn. Oh yeah. Damn. Oh [__] He really doing for this. I got that yellow fever right now. Three, two, one, go. H. Oh, yeah. You want the little or I want the little I don't know. Still pretty.
Do you think just we could be in a K-pop band together? Mhm. No. Gay-pop. K-pop. Gay-pop. All right, it's time. I'm still dancing. It's a man. Still, man. The gayest Amazon drivers ever. Oh, Brian. Look at these guys. Go. BARACK OBAMA. HOLY. IT'S NO. YEAH. There I am, guys. Oh, here. Oh, here's Chinese Trump. Wait, wait, what? Oh my god. How are you? My fellow Americans China you make the one the biggest one of all time like the ruby and you get all I'm running inade for more.
This will be 20 credits for one portion plus 20. What the [__] is that? OH MY GOD. The [__] Oh my god. Okay. Is he loading on us? Pasta. OH MY GOD. ALL RIGHT, GUYS. I think I have to leave now cuz if I play any longer, I can't get a refund. Um. Yeah. Okay. Well, I actually did have I'm going to eat this takeaway food and I'm going to eat this takeaway snack. I didn't get much. And then I'm going to give you the middle finger. This is all your fault. And then [__] you.
I'm going to do this. All right. We have to be in game. We have to load. We have to load a mission. Oh, we're synced. YEAH. The [__] What the [__] What is this game, DUDE? DUDE, that was so good. Look at the size of that fat waistband. Okay, father. What's the game plan? Should I listen to the mailman? No one.
