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All right, I am playing Arachinidia with my friends. Uh, this is like flee the facility and repo, but you run from a spider and it's scary. Oh, that's good loot. Oh my god. Spider, I'm not going to save you. Oh my god. I got to free him. Sorry. People who catch you. Yeah. I've got you. I think this is a good spot. I'll leave you there. I hate you. Oh, look. Someone's saving Kaden right now. You better go check on him.
Oh, wait. Oh, SOMEONE HELP. SOMEONE HELP ME, MILES. If you can hear me, help me. You hear something? Yes. You hear something? It's me. Help. Oh, thank you so much. Oh, dude. We got to get Kaden. Kaden's health isn't going down, so you know SHE'S NEAR HIM. OH MY GOD. YOU WERE RIGHT. How do you know? GET OUT OF HERE. You're so unpredictable. Jake's over here. All right. So, this is worth nothing. So, that's worth $500.
I heard Danny screaming. Just Oh, can you fit that through here? Wait. Oh, nice. Oh, yeah. Huh? Dude, we're actually doing really good. We almost have enough money. Dude, you're such a mess up, bro. You're nothing. All right, what's this? Okay, let's see where a spider is. Oh. Oh my god. GO AWAY FROM ME, DUDE. WHY? WHAT DID I do? There's a spider. Oh no. Fine. Just put me. Just bury me. I don't care. Whatever.
SOMEONE HELP. SKETCH. COME HERE. Look what you did to me. Sketch. I have a deal for you. You did this. Hey, take this up here. Come here. I have a deal for you. Thanks. Oh my god. She's over there. Yeah, bro. I'm not saving you. Yeah. I'm not saving you. I hear you. Oh my god. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS NEAR ME? GO AWAY. WAIT, WAIT. Why did we lose all of our money? Dude, look at our money. We almost did it. Now it's all gone. What happened?
I have no idea. It's a spider's trick. Did it push the stuff off of the platform? Maybe. Someone's griefing. We have someone pushing the stuff off the platform. It's probably Jake. We need to confront him. Yeah. Don't save Jake. You saw him drop that basketball. Yeah. Ah, I got I stepped in. Goo. I hear her little footsteps. I swear. Ooh. I don't like this. Be quiet. OH MY GOD. OH, THERE'S A little guy over there. Wait, is it Jake, though? What if it's Jake? We have to confront him.
Yeah, bro. Who started griefing? One of them just like got unselected somehow. I'm trying to like put take him off and put him back on. So, yeah. Let's see how rich we are now. Jake needs your help. Oh, we're so close. Oh, dude. Oh, no. I hear something. No, Jake's going to die. Oh my god. It's so scary, dude. That's like one of the last items we need. No, I don't. I hope I can fit it on some. Oh, are you kidding? No, wait. You can fit it through. You can fit it through here.
Here. Just Oh, no. We can do this. Yeah. Uh Oh, boy. Come on, bro. Dude, the spider could see us doing this. Here, I'm going to move around. OH, WE NEED LIKE ONE MORE THING, DUDE. WE ONLY HAVE A MINUTE LEFT. WE'RE SCREWED. NO. DUDE, THESE GUYS DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET ITEMS. There's got to be something. There's got Come on. NO. OH, NO. We don't have enough time. All for you.
Oh, who wins? Who wins in that situation? I think Spider Danny won. I think that we all save. Where can I take this? All the way over there. Really? Oh, we're cooked. Who's a spider? Miles. Oh. Oh no. I hear someone dying. Look what I got. Help me. Help All right. How much is this worth? Lava 5 hundo this thing. Okay. All right. Nice, nice, nice. We're making good progress. Look, I got something quick. Hundo made, dude. Wait. Someone's captured. I think that's DANNY. OH NO. OH MY GOD.
I see you. I see you in there. WELL, YOU ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE. YOU ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE, SO YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME. BUG SPRAY HIM. KADEN. BUG SPRAY Did that do anything? It didn't work. Danny, I'm coming. I'm Thank you. Hey, uh, I should get some credit. I almost got you. You almost did. Yeah. Oh, treasure chest. WAIT. HE'S RIGHT BEHIND US. OH MY GOD, WE'RE SCREWED. Where are you? It looks like somebody was carrying a big case but SUDDENLY DROPPED IT.
IDEA. HELP ME. NO. SOMEONE. SOMEONE OUT THERE. YOU NEED TO HELP ME NOW. I GOT TO HELP YOU. OH, NO. Danny's over here. And you hate her. Oh. Oh, that's so heavy. Oh, it's so heavy. And it can't fit through this little hole. And Elijah's over here, too. I'll let you in if you tell me. He's right in front of you. Yeah. Okay. I'm not GOING TO LET YOU GO. YA. OH, there's a treasure right in front of me. Someone help, please. Oh, thank you. Yo, one second. He's close. He's Same. Sam. I'm out. Okay, there you go.
Dude, there's so much stuff over here. Yeah. Wait. Behind us. Oh my god. Go, go, go, go. He's over there. There's got to be some loot. There's got to be loot over here. It's worth anything. All right. 3,3002. 60 bucks. That's nothing. Oh my god. You knew I was there. I saw your little hat peeking out. Are you serious? Not out of the locker. I saw you like as you were walking down the stairs, I saw your hat go down.
Oh no, my stupid hat. Dude, we're so dead. Danny and Kadan are dead. Full dead. And no one's coming to help me. Oh, and he's squirting. What? I'm trying to find my way out. How do you think I feel? Dude, look. He's doing He doesn't You've reached the quota. You're doing Please, please, please, please, please, dude. Come on. I seem to remember you calling me useless. No, I called you a loser. And you can be a winner if you save me. But you got TO DO IT NOW.
OKAY. CHAOS, what's up? You idiot. YOU USELESS IDIOT. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO MUCH. OH, GREAT. I GOT TO REMEMBER OUR POLICIES warning because of Jake. Hey, don't forget policies and I'm free. Dude, do not let him live. Dude, actually, we had a chance. Oh, look. Look at Sketch saying help when he let me rot here. Please do not let Jake win. Oh, please make a notification so Miles can get him. Please, please, please. Oh, he's getting close. He's getting so close.
Oh god. NO. YES. LA. OH MY GOD. I am so happy he died. La. Dude, that was so satisfying. You were so close to winning. We hate you. No. Jake. Dude, we forgive you this next round, though. You really got to make it up to us this time. He's going to be the spider now, though. Uh-oh. I'M THE SPIDER. I WONDER IF there's anyone in this little cave. No, no, no. Not a thing. Ya. H. You won't find me.
You have no idea. Are you lowkey in the closet? I'm lowkey glitching right now. Where are you? Try harder. ARE YOU LIKE PRO? GUYS, WHAT THE NO. HOW'D YOU EVEN GET IN THERE? That's not allowed. New rule. Okay. I'm sorry. Sorry, I won't do it again. All right, you go over here and you learn your lesson. Uh, hi guys. Dude, look at him. Let me go. Look at him. He does not care about you. No. God, GET BACK HERE. OW. WHO just sprayed me? I can't see a thing. Sketch.
Sketch. This is what you get for being AFK. All right. I need to kill Jake. Dude, I can see you for some reason. Wait, look at my face. I just don't care. Dude, I'm so nonchalant right now. Yeah, so you won't really mind if I uh Oh, wait. You're going to break free again. This game sucks. I hate spiders and bugs. Uh, get back. Okay, come on. All right, stay for a very long time. Okay, look who it is. Yeah, but don't you dare free her. Oh no, DRUGS. GET OUT. HEY, IT WORKED. WAIT, WHO DID I JUST GET?
HEY, come back here. I'M GOING TO GO GET SOMEONE ELSE. HEY. OKAY. Please put me down. Yeah, I'll put you down. YEAH. GET THE GET AWAY. OKAY. YOU ASKED FOR IT. DUDE, I GAVE YOU SO many opportunities TO RUN AWAY. HEY, MILES. WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE? DUDE, I'M SICK OF KEEPING TRACK OF you guys. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. DID I GET YOU? STAY. You've reached the quota. No. They're on to leave. You can't kill me when I have the cheese.
You're right. I'm not letting you out of here. God, where'd you go? Are you staying here? Yeah, I got to get Jake. Oh my god, I GOT YOU. I WAS TWO SECONDS AWAY. OH, JAKE, YOU'RE SO LUCKY. Let me go. I'll let you go. Take him. Yeah, take him. I'm already out. YES. WHAT? I GOT YOU. NO, YOU DIDN'T. YES, I DID. I LITERALLY GOT YOU. NO, I literally got you. No, I'll send you a clip. I literally got you. You lost. You're coping.
I did not. Yes, you did. The time ran out, so you lost. Oh, did the time run out? I think. Yeah. Uh, okay. You don't even know. Lord, you don't even know. Lord, I hate you. Why do you let me die? Dude, Jake's a spider. I've been really mean to him. Oh god, dude. You're screwed. Oh. No. Oh my god. That was so horrifying. Oh my god. Is Jake the centipede? He's the spider.
Jump it through. Here. I got Oh no, it's impossible. No, no, it's possible. I'll know how to rotate it. Thank you. Oh my god, you're amazing. I got you. My heroes. I got it. Bug spray. Dude, I'm so scared. I've been so mean to Jake. He's going to get me. Oh, the safe. He's over that way. Oh no. One item and we're good. I know. Here. You've reached the You're now authorized to leave. Oh my god. I'm so scared.
Okay. We're good. I'll try to bug spray him. Oh my god. Do you have bug spray? No. STOP DANCING. HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU. I think I sprayed him. OH NO. GET OUT OF HERE. I think we left K in behind. He left us behind. Danny, are you guys out? Oh no. Poor Miles. She said yes. Run. Oh my god. Oh my god. WE MADE IT. BRO, THAT WAS SO HORRIFYING. WHAT ART? What were you? You weren't a spider. Yeah, I was a centipede. Go to your inventory and click centipedes.
Bro, that was terri. I hated that. Kayen, did you make it out or did you die? I just barely made it out. Dude, I left you guys so quick. Sketch, bro. Sketch always be AFK at the beginning of this. This is scary, dude. Remember in the demonology collab how scary he was? He just dead now. Yeah, he's just out of it. OH MY GOD. If he wants Oh, who's the evil? Uh, it's Kaden. Kaden's evil. Grandfather clock.
HEY GUYS. OH MY GOD. I'M GOING TO LIKE hurt you. I'm just GOING TO HANG. WAIT, YOU ARE A GRANDMOTHER BLOCK. LET ME GO. I don't think so. I think Danny, you can't touch that around him. Wait, hold on. Stop. I can't tell the time. I got to tell the time. WHAT TIME IS THIS? DON'T BRING ME UP HERE. DON'T BRING ME I'm going to drop from the ceiling. How do I get down? Okay, there we go. Oh, yeah. You know what? I'm going to give you a fighting chance. It's the start of the I'll give you a fighting chance.
HELP. THERE'S A SPIDER. OH MY GOD, THERE'S A SPIDER. Oh no. SOMEBODY OUT THERE. HELP. IF YOU HEAR ME, HELP. Thank you, Elijah, who is helping me right now. Kayen, you're welcome. Oh, but my loot. Can't fit. I can't leave without my loot. You can't move. Oh, no. THIS KEEPS HAPPENING TO ME. MY LOOT. THERE IT IS. HERE. YOU JUST GRAB IT. OH, I'm trying. Oh, wait. You can't. I'm sorry. You just happen to be the person I keep running against. Good luck. He doesn't know that he didn't actually capture me.
Lol. Dude, his time ran out as soon as he was near the web, so he thought he captured me. Lol. Oh, and yep, I just found this gold bar. And all right, I found that. This thing is pretty cool. You just removed it. I just like hearing that noise. Uhoh. You've reached the quota. You're now authorized to leave. You reached the quota. I'm going to take this with me. Wait, let's let's take some stuff with us. Yeah, let's grab some cheese. Let's grab a goblet.
Grab a basketball. We need some stuff to bring. All right, I'm turning away from it for some reason. I love my goblet. I Hello, noobs. Oh, no. PLEASE HELP ME. WAIT, JAKE. JAKE, I WOULD HAVE NEVER I would never treat YOU LIKE THIS. JAKE, YOU GOT TO help me. I would have never done this TO YOU. NO. SOMEONE HELP. I WOULD NEVER LEAVE ANY OF YOU BEHIND. OH MY GOD, YOU'RE ACTUALLY HELPING ME.
I heard a dying animal. I had to come as soon as possible. Wait, we have to save Sketch. Sketch, are you okay? Oh, I hear him. OH, OKAY. COME ON. RUN, RUN, RUN. HE'S FREE. OH, I hear webs. Guys, are you okay? Run, run, run. Where are you? Are you guys free? Hello? Oh, I hear something. OH MY GOD. LET ME OUT. DUDE, I didn't KNOW IF YOU GUYS WERE ALIVE OR NOT. NO, we left. Oh my god. I don't think a single person died. You almost did, though. Hey, Jake, I have a question. How'd your knees get all scraped up if you're sliding on your butt?
YEAH. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? A GOOD QUESTION. I wonder. Hey, you have to answer cuz I got to remember our policies for that. Is there something you have to get on your knees for, Jake? Yeah. Whoa. That's a little on the nose. I'm just asking. That's a little on the knees, Miles. Whoa. You get air when you Oh my gosh, there's a spider. Hello everybody. My name is Markiplier. Mark a spider. It's going to be possible.
Oh no. Uhoh. Ew. There's so much of him to slither down. Ph. Hey, don't hide in there. Hey. Get your own spot. Knock. Everybody in here. You can't get us all out of here. Got to fan it out. No, he's still here. Uh. Dude, why is it so stinky? What the Where's Miles? He just like flew across MY SCREEN. AH, I'LL show you where Miles went. NO. PLEASE. I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID EARLIER. I'm sorry. NOT ENOUGH. I REALLY AM SORRY, THOUGH, DUDE. NO. OH, DUDE. We can still win this. We got him distracted with our smarts.
What the heck is this? What is this supposed to be? A silver bar. I got a chalice that did nothing. Uhoh. Wait. Sketch is getting stuff. No. Sketch is getting stuff. Sketch. See right there? He's getting stuff. No way. SCRUB THEM. They're just going to come and save me. You know that, right? Oh, what the What is that? Hey, we see you. You went right. Oh, you went right into me. It's just nbish at this point. Oh my god, Danny. Oh my god, you're so dead.
You've reached the quota. You're now authorized to leave. All right, we just have to leave Danny and get out of here, I think. Guys, he's farting everywhere. That's a job for Kaden, I think. Guys, do you need help over there? Don't you dare. He's making them do stuff. Oh. Oh my god, you scared me. Sorry. I Dude, should we do anything about that over there? We only have a minute. Uh, let's think about this for a minute. Oh, wait. That's a good point. Give me like 56 seconds and I'll let you know. Yeah. We got to weigh out the pros and cons. Oh, well. So, he is right there.
It's kind of a con. Yeah. And who is it? Miles. Would he do the same for us? That's a con. I think so. Oh my god. Hey, we're weighing out the risks and rewards of saving Miles over there. And Danny. No. Yeah. Right. We have 30 seconds to think about this. All right. Let's get All right. Let's like look at what they're doing at least. Okay. Wait. No. We don't have time. Okay. Yeah. Sorry, Miles. Well, let's think about this for 16 seconds. That's a good point. I can spend a good like 13 more seconds on this.
Uh again, yeah. Okay. No, I don't think we have enough time at this point. Let's just get out of here. So, that was the right decision for us. Oh, I forgot you have no pants on. He did all that to you guys with no pants on, by the
