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Boys, welcome to a brand new game that just came out. This is called Gam Bonanza. It's chess, but also Gam Bonanza. It's chess with a roglike scenario. So, let's play. It's me and Craner versus Nico and Pat. Whoever can get the farthest or beat the game wins. And Luke is here. He's our referee. He tells us who wins or not. Okay, I'm starting the run. Ready, CRANER? GET OUT OF HERE. NICO and Pat, I'm ready to start running with you. Okay, so you know how chess works, right? You know how chess works? No. So, no idea. Well, you get chess pieces and they can do different things. So, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to stop this wheel. I'm going to get the pieces. I
got two pawns and a king. One of them looks like a bot. Does it? I don't like that start. I'm going to restart. I'm restarting. I don't like that start. Look at the butt. You see the Hold on. I'm restarting. I don't like that start. I want a better start because it's whoever can get the farthest or beat it first. Okay, start. Dude, Nico is already winning. That's crazy. I know. Give me something better. Oh, I got a queen. Cuz I have all the streaming. The queen can go really far. Okay. Where's the queen going?
Here's how this works. This is level one, right? I can move. Can you shut your bird up? Yeah, you need to shut your bird. So, what I'm going to do, I'm going to do this. So, I can rearrange my board. I'm fighting these red pieces right now. I'm going to hit go right now. Check this out. I'm going to use the queen. I'm going to eat that one. There we go. You ate it. I'm gonna go here cuz it's gonna move forward. There we go. So, I already beat level one. Now, look in the top right. I have five doll hairs and I just got four for beating that level. Now I'm going to go into a shop, right?
And I can buy a king or I can buy some buffs. Like check this out. Capturing with a pawn grants $2. Oh, so it's like chess, but there's upgrades, right? You get it. Let me know if you get it. Okay, I'm going to get $2 for a pawn capture. Okay, I still have $5. Ah, I'm going to save it. You didn't buy anything. I'm going to save it. But look, watch this. Ready? That's a lot of pawn pieces now. Okay, so here's what's going to happen. Yeah, I'm going to eat all these. I'm going to save these two. Okay. To eat these two to get money cuz I have this up here. That gives me $2 every time I eat with a pawn. Here we go.
Yeah, that's really good. So, you need to eat all of those pawns with your pawn and you'll get extra money. You just ate it without a pawn. I know. But watch this. This one's going to jump forward and I'm going to eat it. Ready? Okay. Yeah. Told you. $2. I'M GOING TO THIS ONE'S going to jump forward. $2. Oh my gosh. Okay, you got to be beating him already. Is he beating him? Look, he's gone. Already got $20. What do you got to do with all that doll hair? You gonna make a new doll? After your first protect your After your first turn, protect your rooks. I don't
have a rook. Did you just call it a protect? I don't know. I can't speak. You know that. Earn one modified tile among two pieces. Two choices. A modified tile. Oh, okay. Oh, I Okay. Wa. There's a lot of gambling related things in this game, though. Moving a piece on this tile turns it into a golden piece. Golden pieces turn to default and give $2 at the end of the game. Oh. So, if I do this with the queen, I'll jump the queen up there, turn it gold, and I'll get even more money. Okay. All right. That's good. Now, should I get the knight?
Here's what I'm going to do. I think I'll don't do it. I don't do I'm going to get the knight and then I'm going to upgrade my board. There we go. So, check this out. That's our spot. So, now my board can have four pieces on it instead of just three. See? Four. See? Now I can have four pieces on instead of just three. Nice. Oh, but the opponent also has a knight now or whatever that is. I'm going to move this here cuz this is a bishop. It can move in X's X patterns. Oh, that's not good. No, not you need to bring the queen up to your I need to bring it up there. Here's what I'm thinking. You ready? I cannot do want to lose too
much. I did. Watch this. Ready? Wait. No. If I do that, then that bishop will eat it. Yeah, the bishop is going to eat you, dude. Don't do that. I reacted fakeely. I knew that was wrong. No, you didn't. Yes. Okay. I don't stage. I don't know what's How about eat the bishop with that? I'll do this. Then I can eat this. Yeah. I get two extra dollars. Okay, that's good. And then if I do this, I get to turn this into a queen.
OOH, WHAT? OH. OH, AND IT ATE IT. That's a heck of a pro. But it ate it. It got But if you move the queen up now, the bishop can't take you. And then you can stand on the golden piece with your queen. I can. Oh, but that one's going to die. Yeah, but you can move that guy, right? I'll move him. But that's going to die there, too. Move it there. Oof. Oof. He coming for you, Ian. Eat that. Eat that one. Eat it. And then if I go here, I get gold. Yes. Oh, I can eat this one now.
Oh my gosh. That was a bad move from the bish. Oh, wait. I'm going to go here. I win. We win. It's going to turn it into a queen. But it doesn't have a move. GET OUT OF MY MOUTH. SLAM. BAM. BABY. All right. We're cooking. We're cooking in. We're cooking. Cool. When you're playing chess in, am I? So, you see we're on stage one of five, game four of five. Once we get the game five of five, then we go to stage two. First one to dab. You know what I'm saying? Nico is at stage two, by the way. No, he's not. He's ugly just like you.
Sorry, I meant I'm going to check. Plus one token in the show. Does that mean Okay, so Nico's a little bit ahead, but that doesn't matter because he's a dumb. Yep, I agree. He's a little dumb hole. I'm going to roll. You got this, Ian. I'm going to reroll. I don't want you out. A king is doodoo cuz it only moves one spot. I'm going to reroll. You know what? I've always said that, Ian, and you're so right, dude. Your bishops are also counted as queens. How much did you lie? How's he doing? Is are we doing better than him? at stage five game five or stage one's game five. Sorry.
I bought two horses one game ahead. But I have two horses. So, should I buy this? Another gambit. One of these things on the right. I'm doing it. Spin Okay. Do it. Give me something. It's like a little glow. I got a rare. Is that good? I think so. It's probably better than not rare. Choose a gambit. When you have no pieces in your stock, destroy itself to earn three random chest pieces. I'm getting this one. This is going to give me three. Oh, look. It gave me another queen. Dang. Okay, let me do that. Sorry. Why'd you say that? That sounds good. I liked it.
All right. I got zero queen. Look, I got zero dollars. I'm going in. Oh my gosh. Look at theirs though. Look at theirs. Check this out. I'm going to put this here. Okay. Check in. Put this here. Are you still have that golden piece as well up there in the top right. Is still a golden ball. I know. I'm scared. I'm pooping. Yeah, poop. Okay. I don't want to put the Cuz these guys will eat them if I go here. But I'm going to move this knight tonight. Okay. Where you going to move it to? your mama's house.
Damn. She would like that. I said sorry. All right, here we go. I think this is a good setup. Watch this. Ready for this? You ready for this? It's going to eat you now. What? How's this so angry? It's going to eat your night now. The Yeah, this will. But watch this. Yeah, ugly. What's up? What's up, girl? What's up, ugly? Okay, so if I do this, check this out. You checking? Yeah. You checking? Looking and checking, queen. It ate my queen.
You are stupid dumb. I am so stupid. Oh no, I didn't think about that. Trouble now. You need to actually play so good now to win Ian. I know. You need to lock in, bro. I'll eat it with your Can't you eat the bishop with your pawn? No, I cannot. Okay, hold on. If I go here, you might be in trouble. Think about everything right now, Ian. I'm trying. Every possible outcome. Ian, think about it. That's stuck. If I eat that, then that gets eaten by that. Mhm.
Oh no. Oh, you are in trouble, sir. You're telling me. Yeah, I am. I'm watching. Okay. I can't go there cuz then that gets eaten. I got to go here. Yeah. Wait, I can eat this one. Yeah, eat that one. That'll give me $2. That one's going to eat that one. Okay, I can't eat that one cuz then that won't eat that one. Yeah. Can you go there and be safe? Could I'm going to go here? Yeah. Wait, I'm going to go here and then I can eat this one.
Okay, I'm going to eat that one. Okay. Wait, those two are going to fall. So, it went into crumble mode. After the game lasts for too long, it starts crumbling. Oh, that's good. Then I can eat this one. Eat the knight. I'm scared. Eat it. Do it. That one survived. Okay. Well, that's okay. Right. I have an idea. I think I have an idea. I have an ID. I'm gonna go here. Yeah, do it. I'm gonna turn this gold. Okay, plays.
Okay, I'm gonna go here. Be in his play. Be in his play right now. So, this one can only move here. Okay. And then I eat him. I did. Look at that. Oh, we're cooking. I lost. That's why they call you. I lost my queen though, so I'm kind of sad about that. I know you still have me, Bob. What? Me right here. I don't know what that means. Earn a rook when landing a rook. Oh, wait. I earn a rook when I land a rook.
Uh-huh. So, you get two rooks for one rook. Watch. I'll show you. Okay. So, if I do this, buy this. And then I buy this rook, right? Yeah. And let me put out a queen. I'm putting out a queen. Yes. Queen. Yas. Queen. Actually, let me get rid of the knight. Knight's kind of doo boooo. Butt. No, I like the knight. I'm going to keep the knight. I'm going to get rid of a pawn. Okay. So, check this out. I'm going to go to the next round.
Mhm. This next round is a boss. Oh no. It's got a lot of hands. That's not good. Hikaru de banished. Oh no. I need to make my board better. Prepare your strategy. You can't use your stock D. I can't even use any of these. So you only got three pieces. Oh no. You got to really You got to do big boy games now. Yeah. You're smelling me. Yeah. And you're stinking. I am not. Huh? I'm going to do this. You are a little bit. I'm going to do this. Watch this. Ready?
Ready. Watch this. Watching. I'll put this here. Watch. Watching. Ready for this? Yeah. I don't want them to get eaten by the rooks cuz they can go all the way down. Okay, here we go. Watch this. So, I'm going to eat this with this. And I'm going to send in my queen. Yes, Yes. Here we go. I'M SO NERVOUS. I'M DUMPING. OKAY, check this out. What if you move the rook up to the golden piece? No, I will after. But here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to move this here. Yeah. No, but then that's going to eaten by that one. So, I'm going to do this. You're right. Good call. Yeah, that's what I was saying. I'm smart.
Well, sometimes. What are you do? Why are you doing this to my queen? Get out of here. That's my queen. Oh, I am owning this guy. Yeah, he's lost. What? That was the easiest boss fight I've ever seen. Okay, I got $10 for that, too. All right, you know what? I'm going to buy one of three random chess pieces. Here we go. Okay. All right. So, it's got to We can get lucky here. I understand it. Wa to choose from, honestly. Yeah, I'll get a bishop. They can go all the way across the board in a diagonal pattern. So, here's what I want to put this back up there.
And I want to get rid of one of these so I can bring him out and it'll give me another rook. Remember that. Remember? gain one random chest piece. I'm going to gain a random tile modifier. What is this? Okay. Phantom. Moving a piece on this tile grants a phantom copy of it. Phantom pieces sell for zero. Oh, so what the heck is that? Nothing. I want another gold piece. I'm not getting a gold piece. Uh, brother. I mean, that's good though. Hold on. I'm going to put this right here. Wait, no.
I really hope that you're going to win, Ian. I don't want you to be beat by Nico. Me neither. I'm going to put it there and watch what happens. Ready for this? You ready? Yeah. That's a phantom. Okay, I'm going in. I'm going to the next round. We're We're in stage two. Are you nervous? So, now it gets a lot harder. The board got bigger. It's a brand new thing. Look at that. What is this? Why is he green? While this piece is on the board, capturing a piece makes a random tile crumble. Who cares? So, I can't kill anything unless I kill that because a tile could crumble and make me fall.
Oh, wait. That is kind of bad, actually. Yeah, I do care. You're smelling me in my smell hole. Yeah, you're stinking me. Okay, watch this. Ready? Watch this. You ready for this? Ready? So, if I eat this guy, he'll get eaten by the rook. But check this out. If I do this, I create a ghost. And then I can put the ghost right here and it dies. Oh, get spooked, idiot. Why did I do that? Was that a gun? No, I lost it. Now it's going to You know what? I'm doing this. And then I'm going to do this. Get another ghost.
I'm smelling. And I got eaten again. Oh my gosh. And now it's a queen. It's fine. It's Did you just eat your own queen with your queen? No, it's fine. Watch this. Ready? I got a queen. I'm going to bring out a rook. So, I get another rook. Ready? It's going to give me a rook. Only have one real piece now. I'm so confused. What's going on? Look, I got another rook. See? And I got eaten.
Yeah, but you got another one right now. Watch this. I'm going to get another rook. Watching. I'm watching. This is so confusing now, Ian. It's getting way too much. Is it? You think so? I'm very confused. So easy. Can I put this back? No, I can't. Gosh dang it. I wanted to make Can I not get another rook? Oh, you can only get one per game. Do I want I really want this gold so I can get more money. Yeah, but it's not worth losing over, Ian. No, it is. No, it's not, Ian. No, it is because then Nico wins and you would never be able to live that down.
Okay, I'm doing this. Well, Nico is winning right now, by the way. Is he? Yes. Where is he? That is stage two. Oh, I get a GOLD ANYWAYS. THANK YOU. YAY. OKAY. Do you get this now, Craner? Come on. Please tell me you get this. Waiting has a one in three chance to turn one of your rooks into a queen. Yeah, but you never wait. I will now. Oh, okay. Ready? Watch. I'll wait. I'll watch. I'm watching. Are you watching? I'm watching it very intently.
Okay. I need to kill that thing. Yes. Okay. Here's what I'm going to do. Ready? You ready for this? Yeah. I don't feel like you're ready for this. I am so ready, dude. Okay. Get ready. Okay. You're moving the knight into the board. I'm going to put that there. Okay. Now, here we go. So, if I do this Yeah. No, I need to put this back up here. There we go. I need to put that back up there. And you'll you'll see why. Ready? You're watching. If I go Here we go. I'm going to eat this one. Eat that. Good.
No, but then that's going to get eaten. Looks cheating. Look who's cheating. Yeah, he says if I eat this one, then nothing can eat this. But it could I could lose a tile by this falling. Mhm. Okay, here's what I'm thinking. I'm going to go here and get a ghost. Okay. Oh no. Stop it, ugly. Stop it. Okay, check this out. Ready? I'm going to go here. So ready. Perfect. I'm ready to watch you cook. Okay, now watch this. I'm going to get another rook here. Ready? Uh-huh. Yeah. Huh? Are you ready?
I am ready, Ian. I got another rook. And now nothing is in trouble of getting eaten. So if I wait, this rook could turn into a queen. Okay, but what I'm thinking is it turned into a queen. And I'm not sure if you're thinking what I'm thinking about. But it turned into a queen. That's good. Um, so what do we do now? How do we win? I'm going to go here. Stop, dude. We know you're good. That's annoying. You're good. We get it, dude.
Okay. I'm going to go here. Is this a good spot? You should just go. I'm so scared. I don't want to die. Do I do this? Do I go up there and try to get that gold? I think I have to. Okay, it ate my ghost queen, which I was going to lose anyways after the round. That's true. Yeah. No way. So, now you got gold and you won. Okay, good. Dude, this is actually invested in chess right now. What has my life become? You've never played chess before? What are you, a loser, idiot, dumb ugly head?
Yes. All of the above and all of the below. I need another rook. It was another rook. Come on. Please give me a rook. You're ugly. What is this? So bad. That was so bad. No. What is this? That was so bad. Ian, I'm going to crumple. No, I'm crumpling. Ian, that was really bad. Oh, and it's Is this a boss? Oh, no. We're not on this boss yet. Okay, what how far do you think Nico is actually going to make it here? Is he good at chess?
I don't know. Could be. Your crunkles as good as my bungle. I don't know what that is. I don't know what you just said. Your guess is as good as mine. What am I supposed to do here? I have to get out another queen, right? I hope you're not hoping that I'll give you an answer. Well, I don't. Okay, good. Okay, I'm gonna start with this. I'm going to throw it. I'm going to put a queen here. It'll be safe.
Mhm. No, my queen could die here. The bishop can get you now. Okay. Nothing can get me here. So, I'm going to drop back to here. Get a ghost queen. Send out the ghost queen. The ghost queen's going to kill everyone. Ready? Yes. Ready? Are you nervous? Let's do this. I'm nervous. I'm going to do this. I'm scared. I'm going to sc I'm going to get I'm going to do this. I'm not nervous. I'm going to do this. Now, these two are defending me while I spam queens. Here we go.
Okay. Ready? I got myself a queen. I put this queen here. This queen is going to eat that. M. Yes. No, it's fine. It was a ghost. Oh, you still got one. It was a ghost. Yeah. Wait, that's good. And then I eat this. Oh, they're getting wrecked. It ate me. And then watch this. Ready? That's okay. Now you make a new ghost queen. Get another ghost queen. I got to eat this. Did you get one? I got to eat this. If I eat this, nothing can kill me. Okay.
Eat that. Yes. And then send out the ghost queen. Ray right there. I don't even care if it eats that. You can eat the ghost queen all you want, idiot. Yeah. Oh, wait. here. And then I get $2 whenever I eat this cuz of the pawn. Yeah. And now watch this. You won again. Wait, I'm going to wait my turn. Here's why. Watch this. This thing is going to move. Watch this. It moved. And then I move this up. And I move it up and it turns gold. Oh yeah. And then I get a rook. Okay. And then I'll wait again. And then this will turn into a queen hopefully. Okay. Oh my gosh.
Turn into a queen. You're so lucky and clever. Okay. Where are you going to go? Sorry, that was glaze. Yeah. Why are you glazing? I'm sorry for glazing. Okay, give me uh Okay, you're dead. You lose. Get out. And you won again. Okay, well Ian is pretty good at chess. They would say stayed a queen. I promoted it to a rook and then it stayed a queen. Built Diffy move to here, I guess. Oh, wait. That was a bad idea. Okay, it's all good. I can move to here. No, I can't. I can Wait, why' I do that? No.
All right. How far did I make it? Round two. Game five. Phantom tiles have a 1/4 to grant a default piece instead of a phantom piece. It has a 25% chance. Is that right, Matt? 25% chance for it to not be phantom. Is that good? Oh, that is good. YEAH, BECAUSE I HAVE A PHANTOM spot right here. That's so good. Okay, what do I do? I'm scared. Hold me. I'm holding. I'm going to get this. I'm going to get another good piece. Here we go. Three. Okay, here we go. I mean, you were really bad at this before, so Oh, there it is. That's another queen.
Get another queen. I got queens on queens. Okay, we got heck of queens. All right, I'm going in. Next round. Here we go. Dubbing, flubbing, and mubbing. So, how's Nico doing right now? Uh, they already won the game. You're lying. What is this? On wait, create a copy of this piece on a random tile. So, I just will never wait then. Okay. 25% chance to give me a queen. It gave me a not good queen. That they gave you a fake one. Yeah, I'm kind of sad about that. All right, let's go up here.
Me, too. I don't want that pawn to eat me. All right. Well, I'll eat this pawn, though. That's a queen, right? Yeah. Okay. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to get out a fake queen. Get out. Get the fake queen out. Oh, I can't. I got too many pieces on the board. Gosh darn it. Mhm. That's what I said. Where are you going to go, queen? Where are you going to go? Nowhere. Yeah. Give me the gold and the So, which one? Ooh, there you go. Okay. Slay. Queen. Slay. Okay, I'm going to go here. So, now you got a golden I'm going to eat this tower thing.
I'm going to eat this. No. Wasn't that the bad one? No, it's going now. I'm going to eat this queen. No, that queen's going to eat me. Okay, I'm going to let it eat the bishop. Okay, eat the bishop. I don't care about that. I'm going to eat your face now. Sup? And now I'm going to farm you. I am. You only have pawns. I'm gonna grab this. It gave ME A REAL ONE. OH, THERE it is. And then I'll wait so that this maybe turns into a queen. It didn't. Okay, I got to get this one. You can wait again though. No.
Yeah, I can. But if I stay there, it'll fall. Oh crap. And that's a queen. Oh no. A crap. Uh that eating. This doesn't eat anything. I'm going to wait. Hopefully this turns into a queen. It didn't. No luck. No. I'm going to wait again. It turned into a queen. Oh, there it is. And they lost a piece. They did. Dude, this is crazy. Okay, you're doing really good now. I think I just have queens. I have five. I have six queens. Watch this. I'm going to bait this queen with this queen.
I'm going to block it to where it can't get over here. Dude, I love when you say queen like that. Queen. Yes, queen. And you out again. Call me Dinkleberry. I will. Don't do that. Okay, Dingle. Okay, I need to upgrade my board so I can put more queens down. Yes, queen. Yes, do it. What is this? You don't have enough money. Waiting something, I think. Earn a rook when landing a rook per game. Capturing with a pawn grants $2. That's kind of useless. I'm going to sell this and I'm going to get I'm going
to upgrade my board so I can have more. Yes queens. Yes. I could have bought another queen though, but I can spawn those in pretty much whenever I want. MHM. OH GOSH, IT'S A BOSS. IT'S A boss again. Oh. Oh, Judith. Queen of the illusions. Oh, no. That sounds bad. Ian, what? Uh, you can't see your opponent's formation during the formation phase. Are you kidding me? Hello? What am I supposed to do?
Well, you don't know. You're against a queen of illusions. I'm underwear. You have been out queeneened. I don't want to put another queen in. I'm scared. Yeah, don't do it yet. I have to, though. Get a ghost queen. Oh, yeah. I'll get a ghost queen. Here we go. What is it? Oh, they're all pawns. Oh, that's easy. Oh, this is easy. Dub. So, if I do this, I got another real queen. There's got to be one. Okay, you have so many queens. And then if I do this. Wait, what does this one do? This piece can only be captured last. Oh, great.
Also, it has to be there. No, if I do this, I got a fake one. What are you doing? Get off my mouth. Dude, it's just creeping up on you. So, if I do Huh? This. Why am I so nervous? It's chess. I'm going to eat this one. DO NOT EAT MY QUEEN. NO. Back off of my queen. I'm going to go here. There we go. I cannot touch this one. Okay, I'm gonna eat this one. I'm eating. I don't even care. That was a ghost. I don't even care. You didn't even care.
I don't even care. Okay, how do I do that? How do I navigate this? Cuz I can't go here because then this pawn will eat it. And I can't eat this pawn because then this pawn will eat that pawn. M. Oh no. What about gold? No. Yeah, it'll get eaten by that. Yeah. What if I go here? That'll get eaten. I can't eat that one. I'm cooked, chat. Wait, no. I got an idea. Watch this. Yeah. If I go here, I get eaten BY THAT. GOSH DANG IT. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO, MOM.
YEAH, this one is tough. I can go here. I'm trying to scare this one away cuz if I can scare this one away, I can eat this one. Ready? Okay, chill. Oh, that's good. He messed up. Yeah. Put that there. And then he's turns into a queen. But then I eat it and I get a ghost. Oh, yeah. A real one. It was a ghost. But then I lost. I'm getting too many fake ghosts. What?
This is bad. Yeah, you're smelling me. Can I not Can the pawn not eat you there? No, it can't go backwards. Okay. I'm so stupid. Why did I do that? You ugly schmuggler. You're schmugly. Dude, I am dying when I see your gambler. Me? He's good at it, dude. Okay, hold on. How dare you offend my Shmean? Ali, why'd you say Shmean? I got to go. Where's your name? Um Oh, I can't eat this one. Oh, no. I can't because that fell out. I can't go that way.
I have an ID. I'm going to back out here. Okay, I'm I'm I'm blocked now. I can go here. Ian, this might be it for you, bro. No, no, I'm chilling. I'm I'm No, you're not. You're not chilling anymore, dude. No, I'm chilling. Watch this. Ready? Give me another real one. It gave me a fake one. Okay. Well, that's just Oh my gosh. Look at all the pieces on the board. B, dude, not right now. Okay, this piece can only go here. So, I'm going to block it in. Can I block it in? Cuz I can't kill it. Gosh. D.
Oh, didd. I got to go here. I got to go here to get this queen out. My queen. YEAH. SAVE THE QUEEN. OKAY. NOW, I go here. I know. They don't call me Pinkle butt for nothing. Okay. Yeah. True. Go here. Okay. It ate that. I don't care about that. And then I Now I can't go here cuz then I'll get blocked. I'm going to go yellow. I'm going to eat this. Okay. Eat this. You won. Okay. I'm cooking. You actually won again. What? Okay. This is stressful. I can buy another queen. Okay. What is this? Pawns can promote by moving next to a king.
What? Mhm. I have so many queens. We might as well go full queen, dude. Uh, full queen stretch. Rare gambit. Let me buy a gambit. Let me buy another one of these things on the right. Give me another epic. What' I get? Did you get super duper lucky? Pawns can now move. French. Look at the French one. French pawns can now move like knights. Capturing with a bishop on white tile skips the enemy's turn. But I don't have any bishops. I only have queens. When one of your rooks is captured. I don't have any rooks.
You don't have rooks. I don't have pawns or rooks. I'm going to get this one and I'm going to try to get a bishop cuz then I can skip their turn. Yeah, that's pretty cray. Say that is Craig. I can sell a queen for five and then maybe get a bishop. Do you want to sell a queen though? No. Not yes my queen. You can't sell your queens, bro. Oh, I got I can't kill the queen until last. That's crap. Crack. What the heck? What did you say?
I thought crap was a cuss word, so I tried to save it and I said crack. I'm going to Oh, I'm so scared to get another queen out. I'm going to do this. All right, dude. Get all your queens out. Oh, you don't want to do that because I want to do this. I got to have a fake one. I was stled. I diddled. You diddled indeed. But it's okay, sir. I pled IN MY DIDD. YOU DON'T WANT THIS SMOKE, YOU PIMPLE NOSE LITTLE BUTT FREAK. The ghost ate you. Okay, hold on.
How do I do this? How do I sminkle? How do I sminkle my pickingle? Can't you just eat that paw? Cuz it's a fake ghost queen anyway. I could, but then this one will go forward and I'll be hard locked. Watch this. I'm thinking ahead. Put this here. I can't eat that one. I forgot I can't eat that Huh? That's me laughing at you. Okay, I'm going to put this here and I'm going to eat that. Okay. Oh no. Skull. Oh no. Governor, I'm going to go here. You butt. I don't even want to get the gold spot. I'm scared. Hold me daddy.
Well, I don't know why I said that. No, don't eat my Oh, I'm going to eat this one. Yeah, get out. Call me dad and uncle. Okay, dad uncle. Okay, I'm going to go here. Dad uncle. I'm going to go here. So if this one goes No, that'll get eaten. Wait, if this one goes here and gets buffed up, I can eat it and then get a ghost. Ready? Okay. Yes, it didn't. Well, that sucks. Oh, man. That's bad for you now. I'm losing a queen. So, I'm going to generate a new queen. Ready? I got a fake queen.
Ghost. But it's okay, though. I mean, it can still kill, right? The ghost can kill. It can, but it can't. Why did I do that? Oh. Oh, no. I'm going put this. I'm dying. Oh no. It's so bad when you can't kill the queen. Oh man. It's fine. Chill. Chill. How is it fine? Trust me. Okay, I will. Daddy, what? I'm going to do that. What? Leave us alone, dude. I'm going to do this.
We have a thing going on. Here's what I'm going to do. Oh, wait. I can eat this one and get a new queen. It's a 25% chance. Give me a full queen, not a ghost. Yeah. Oh, you're so lucky, bro. Call me uncle. Wait, I can do six. I need one more dollar. Heaven. Can I sell this? Sorry, my brain is already checked out of this game now. No, I'm I'm aware. I'm underwear. I'm just a French guy. Earn a rook when landing a rook. I didn't. Bless the first piece you play once.
The mime looks like a French card. I'm going to buy this. So whenever I play a piece, it becomes blessed so it doesn't die. How did you end up with only queens? Yes, queen. I need a bishop though, dude. I'm going to see if I can get a bishop from this. Give me a bishop. You pimple nose little butt freak. Yeah, butt freak. Pimple nose butt. Why are you so angry? I don't know. I'm just tuning in when you are, you know.
Okay. What is this on? Wait. Oh, I can't wait anymore. M I can't wait and go on a date with your mate named Nate. That's great. I hope you're not late for a date, Nate. Okay, here's what I'm going to do. That's great. If I eat this, it can't die. Okay, here we go. Ready? I know you're what you're thinking. Why didn't you put more? Watch this. Watch this. If I eat this, nothing dies. Nothing dies if Wait, if I go here, I get a queen. Yes, queen. But if I go here, I stop them from hardlocking me. And this thing is blessed. Bless up.
Bless up, fam. If I eat this, this dies. Hold on. Listen, I don't know what to do with you. This is all up to you, buddy. I'm I'm well underwear. Here I go. Okay, now this is hard locked, but it can't move. So, I'm going to go here and get a 100% chance a full queen, not a phantom. Why did I do that? Phantom. Why did I do that? Stupid. You're going to lose now. This is it. No. This is going to give me a real queen. Ready? Yeah.
It didn't. No, you've lost it. But watch this. Whenever I bring out a rook, watch what happens. Mhm. It gives me another rook because of my thing on the right. Yeah, call me Bungle. Another rook. Call me Bungle. So, does that keep happening? So, you get another rook now. No, it's once per game. Okay, check this out. You stupid monkey. What? What' you just call him? I'm going to eat this king. Wait, that was a good move.
Accidental good move. I know. I did it on purpose. Trust me. Okay. Should I eat this king? No, I'm going to save that king. There we go. Another fake one. Watch this. I'm going to bait this one. Idiot. What are you stupid dumb? Now, watch this. Watching. I'm going to do this. I'm going to eat that. Get eaten. Get eaten, idiot. I'm going to go here. I got a fake queen again. Oh my gosh. So many fake queens out there. I'm gonna do this. Take real queens. I'm gonna do this. Don't go there. Don't.
It's fine. Oh my god. It's fine. I'm about to get so many. Watch this. I'm going to get a rook. A real rook. I got a real Oh, that's lucky, dude. That is crazy. Craft. Gray. Okay, I'm going to leave this one. I'm going to leave this one alive. Now watch this. Watching. Give me a real queen. No, I need a real queen. You little bigleberry fart fat face. That's what I'm saying. Bigleberry pinball fart face. Pimple. It's going to come forward. Give me a No. Oh, I need to pull out a I need to get a real a fake queen out.
Mhm. I'm gonna put this right there. Okay. Give me a queen. Give him a queen. Come on. Queen again. But bro, like you're totally winning this. No, I'm confused. Yeah, I am. But I'm trying to get more queens. Okay, queen. Slay. Why'd you say slay? I have to slay. Okay, I'm going to do this one more time and then I got to kill this guy. He fell. He jumped into the void. Well, you won anyway. Ian, why'd you call me? I'm going to get another piece. Crater, do you understand what's going on here?
No idea. I stopped understanding like five minutes into it. I got a bishop. Nice. Do you know what that means? Yeah. You have no clue. No, it's the French guy. The mime. The French guy is good now. Yeah. Now I can Whenever I capture them, I stun them. Yeah. See, I do follow along a little bit. Watch this. What does this guy do? Capturing a piece makes a random tile crumble. Okay, we've already tried that. So, if I do this, eat, eat, eat.
Hello, Granner. You ready to watch something so stupid? I want to see you cook. This is going to be the easiest level I've ever done. Are you going to cook? And he's stunned. Eat. Oh my What? Stunned. Okay, that's stupid. That is very Retreat. All right, now let me farm some queens. I got a fake queen. Let me throw that out. Farm a queen. You don't want this king. You do not want this. I got a fake queen. All right. Well, yeah. I mean, at this point, just win. I tried, dude. I wanted to You know what, Ian? Just take the dove. That was really sick, though. That actually looked really cool.
Okay, what do I get now? What is this? Selling a queen or a rook grants a king. Who wants a king? I'm going to get another piece. Here we go. Cooking. Come on. Give me another Oh, that's really good. Then I can stun. Okay, let's see what I can do here. This is, by the way, I think the next game is the boss. One, two, three, four, five. One, two, three, four. I can gut all of them. One, two, three, four, five. That's insane. Do it.
All right. Here we go. Doing it. HERE WE LET'S SEE THAT GAME PLAY, SON. ONE. On a white square. IT'S ONLY ON A WHITE NO, BRO. OH, I didn't read that. Who's farting? Somebody farted. It's Lum. Okay, here we go. I'm going to put this here. No, that can't even give me anything. If I go here, I'm safe. Yeah, if I go here, I'm safe. I'm going to eat that queen. Yes, queen. Eat that queen. Eat it. I'm going to eat this. Stop doing that, Lams. You can't do it every time.
Eat that. And I'm going to eat this. I'm going to get rid of all the scary pieces. There we go. All right. Now we're cooking. Mommy's carrying on him. Now we're cooking. So if I eat that, I die. I need to get another piece out cuz I'm going to make a mistake and fart in my fart hole. Mhm. And you don't want to do that. Fart hole. I'm going to do this. This is going to give me another bot. Actually, no. Don't eat me, idiot. What are you stupid? Get out of here.
Mhm. Dumb. Okay, I'm gonna send out another rook. And here's why. I'm rooking. Do it. Yeah. Eat that, idiot. Get out. New Gambit unlocked. You're not gonna I'm gonna put this back here so you can't get a buff, idiot. What? Are you stupid or something? Are you ugly? He's dumb. I'm going to eat this. Yeah, I don't care. You're going to get eaten. What? Are you dumb or something? I'm I'm going to eat this. Boom. Now, I'm going to get a get me a queen. Full queen. You pimple nose. Pimple nose butt freak. Okay. If I eat this, then I lose it.
Yeah. Oh, here's what I'm going to do. Here's I'm going to do here. Here's here's what I'm going to do. Wait, look who's just Oh, he did. I'm going to go here. That's not good. This guy's going to eat this guy and then I'm going to eat that guy. Okay, idiot. What are you stupid? I read you like a book. And done. All right. Is that the boss now then? Again? I Is it the boss? I think it is. I'm going to buy another bishop. Bishops are OP. Uh, modified t modified tile. Uh, moving on a piece blesses it. Ooh, I want the blessing.
Get the blessing right there. NO. YOUR MAMA DOESN'T love you. She love me. What? I don't know. So, here's what I'm going to do. Why did you say that? I'm going to do a queen farm. Going back and forth and just filling up my board with queens. Okay, queen. Slay. Why'd you say slay? Modified piece. Have to. What is this? Uh, protects. One turn. Traps it. Okay, I'm going to protect it. I want to protect. It's got to protect. So, if I do this here, I win. Protect it.
Oh, you got it. There we go. Nice. So, while I'm bouncing back and forth, I just constantly get protected over and over again. Uh, stepping on. Yeah, I might as well get that. Might as well get it. I don't have enough money. Oh, I can't. I have too many. No, you're broke. All right, whatever. All right, let's go. Let's fight the boss. Who is this boss? This is the boss. What type of boss is this? Oh, it's like a deer. Oh my gosh. Why does it look like that? The cursed. Oh. Moving a piece onto this towel turns it into a pawn. Oh. Are you meowing me, Ray, Kitten?
You're not going to win this, Ian. There's no way. You don't think so? I don't think so. Eat, eat, eat, eat. I'm eating. They don't call me eating splitting for eating. They don't. I don't think anybody's ever thought of that. I'm going to put this here. No, I did. Don't lie. I'm going to put this here. I'm going to protect it. Okay. You ready? Let's do this. I only want three pieces. And here's why. Watch this. Eating. Mhm. Splitting. Oh yeah. Splitting. Eating. Splitting is what they call you. You're right. And then meeting. I should leave this back here to chill to prevent them from preventing.
Yeah. Just chill a bit, dude. So if I go here, that gets eaten by the queen. So I don't want to do that. I'm going to go back here to the protected spot. Now it's protected. Yeah. Call me Pinkle Winkle. All right. Mhm. Wait, don't move on that one because you're going to turn into a thing. Yeah. I got to go here. M I got to go here so I don't turn into a pawn when you're a queen. Yeah, you don't turn a queen into a pawn. You don't? No. Okay. So, I'm protected. That's good. So, what does that do? Hold on.
Until your mom comes over and says, "Up, girl." Oh, sorry. I don't know why I said that. I apologize. It's okay. I'm used to it. Okay, check this out. No, I can't bait that queen cuz I got to kill that queen last. Gosh d, did you hear me? I heard it. Gosh d Okay, dude. There's I don't know. I can't see a way where you win this. I don't I just don't know anything about this anymore. Like, there's too many things. That's what I'm saying. Okay, this hurt. Too many things are going on.
Shnookhams. Why'd you call them shnookhams? That's what I'm trying to figure out. I know. I have to debate. I have to Okay, debate it. How do I do this? These black tiles are messing with me, man. They're messing with me, man. I'm going to do this. Ready? Give me a fake one. Come on. Give me a fake one. Perfect. That's good. Now, I'm going to go in here and just start eating. Start eating and milking.
I wonder if you could get a fake one on a fake pond, then. That is not what I wanted to do. Well, he said smuggly. You're ugly. Looks has just got to act like he's seen every outcome. By the way, oh, I know. Magnus Carlson, dude. What did it say? Mhm. He's Magnus Carlson. Is he the best chess player? I don't care that it became a pawn. No, it ate my butt. Oh my god. Are you Oh my god. You're stupid. That's bad. Ian, that's bad. Ian, that's very bad.
I can't even eat it. I'm going to go here. You're done. You're so done. You're so No, I'm not. You're so ugly smuggly. No, I'm not. I'm not done. I'm going to go here. Done. Lo, watch this. What's your prediction? Is No, I'm not. Watch. Is this it? Oh my gosh. Is this it? Lo, it's finished. No, it's not. Trust me. Don't go there. Oh, I get eaten by that. Lo, you can't help him. Okay, hold on. I think I lose. No, I don't. I have an ID.
Okay. Okay, it ate that. That's good. So, if I do this, do this, and then retreat. Was that good? Wait, I have an ID. I have He keeps having IDs. I have an ID. Okay, check this out. Ready? It has to choose whether to eat the bishop or the rook. What do you think it's going to choose? Bishop. Your mom. What? Not my mom. Yes, it chose the right one. No, it chose the wrong one. Gosh darn it. I don't want that.
I'm going to go here. Give me a real queen. I drank too much water today and I'm feeling it. That's what I'm stressing about. I got so much water. My bladder is going to explode. Give me a real queen right now. I didn't get a real queen. You won. I didn't get a real queen. I didn't get You won. I know I won, but I didn't get a real queen. Yes, queen. That's okay, cuz you still won. Phantom tiles have a half chance to trigger twice. Can I go pee? Yeah, go pee. Waiting has a 1/3 chance to turn your rooks into a queen. I don't want this anymore. I'm going to get the phantom has a half chance to trigger
twice. Do you see? He has a bottle. No, I don't want kings. Kings are bad. I'll take a rook. Whatever. All right. You guys ready? You ready for this? Watch this. Next. Let's do this. Here we go. Where are we at? We're on stage four or five. We still have another stage after this. Nico is winning, by the way. There's no way. He's too dumb. Sorry, that was me. Eat, eat, eat. Sally, Nico. Okay, if I go here, what does this do? Whenever you wait, I'm not going to wait. Eat, eat, eat. Okay, I'm going to eat this side. Should I eat this side or
that side? I'm going to eat this side. Here we go. Okay, eat, eat, eat. And then give me a phantom. Give me a real one. This has a 50% chance to trigger twice. So, I'm going to get two real ones. Oh, that was good. Okay, watch this. Eat. I peed. And then two phantoms. Give me real ones. Is he still winning? Obviously. What are you dumb or something? Yeah. Okay. As long as you're honest. Go, queen. Go. Sorry. I don't know why I said that's you. Stop. What? Stop giving me fake ones, Dad.
Are you losing now? I need a real one. Oh, you butt pirate. Little butt freak. Blocking you. Get out. Blocking you. And blocking you. You can't go anywhere now. Let me farm. Oh, he's going to eat it. Stop it. Okay, fine. Whatever. You two are blocked. You can't do anything. I'm just farming now. All right, we beat it. I got two new queens also. There we go. All right, we're cooking. There you are. Obviously. What? Are you dumb or something?
Yes. Okay, let me see what I can get here. Skipping a turn grants $1. Don't care. Landing a piece creates a trap pile. You know what? Reptile could be I feel like tiles are really good at this stage of the game. Another ghost. Ooh, protective. Blesses is good though. Yeah, get the blessing. Protective sucks, right? Yeah, it doesn't. I mean, I couldn't tell what it did. I don't either. And I don't even know you. M nailed it. Call me dad and mom. So, I can make a fully buffed up piece. So I can protect it and bless it. Bless up and ghost it.
I'm going to put this right there. I'm just going to create like a buff path. Buff pattern. This is really good. You're good. Not a good way. Another bless. Oh, I'm getting ghost. I'm getting nothing. Okay, cool. Thanks. Thanks. Take protects it during one. There's got to be something it does that we don't know about. I'm going put this over here in case I get scared. Yeah. All right. Should I get more pieces? Yeah, sure. Why not? Yeah, why not? Give me a queen. Yes, Yes, queen. Another one of these. Pink pimp pimple nose.
Yes, that's good though, right? Yeah, those are really good cuz they stun lock. Okay, so I'm going to stun lock everything. Ready, set, go. So, I'm going to one. Oh, I only get to eat one. one and then go back to here. Okay. Ready? You ready for this? And then I'll save this one. I'll get out a bishop. I'll get out this so I don't die to death. Okay. Dying to death is bad. It is. Okay. Ready? Here we go. Yes. And why can't I eat that? What was that? Wait, what was this? Bless the first piece you play. Oh, it's blessed. So, what does that mean that it's blessed? can't die or No, it goes back
into your pile, right? Okay. Give me a queen. It gave me a fake queen. You are stuck there. Are you dumb? Hold on. You're stupid. Okay. Oh, I'm okay with that cuz I'm going to eat this. You are? Yeah. You sure? Yeah, cuz watch this. Watch this queen. I'm watching queen. I'm going to put this. Oh, no. That's going to eat it. Oh, no. I'm trying to farm queens here. Uh, now you're dead.
Kill you. It's too easy. And then give me queens. I got a fake queen. It's too easy for him. All right, you got to move. And I He killed He made himself die. Yep. That was Why wouldn't you let me farm? You're actually getting mad. Uh, earn money. Capturing the last enemy queen with a queen grants $2. Ain't nobody care about that. That's a lot of queens. Um, let me buy pieces. This is game four out of five, right? Four out of five. Three out of five. Okay. And hold on. So, what do I need to do here? Can't eat anything. Eat, eat, eat, eat. Oh, I'm eating. They don't call me
eating for. I got to eat this. I got to get this out of here. It scares the dunkey out of me. Thank you. Oh, there you go. Two fake queens. Your mom is not a queen. All right. You know what? You want to play this? Keep playing. Keep getting uppercut. Call your mom. He just ate. I got fake queens. He ate and left no crumbs. Why am I wasting my time playing them? I don't know.
Bro, this is so dumb. This is stupid. Ian, This is so stupid. What do you mean? I'm winning. Yeah, but it's stupid. You're supposed to say but at one cost. Sorry. But at one cost. After selling a random chest piece each time one of your bishops captures, lose $1 but increase bishop sell value. I don't want that ugly. What are you stupid or something? You are stupid. Me. I don't even meant to. I have four queens. That's a lot of queens. I'm going to upgrade my board. I can't.
I can't even handle one. I know. Look at you. Wait, you don't even have money to upgrade. It's a boss. This is the last one before the boss. Yeah, I think so. And is that the I think that's the last boss, right? I did not mean to click go. I may have just threw by doing that. If I go here, if I go here, I can eat this. Did he throw it? No. Okay, good. Okay, I'm going to leave this here. Oh, wait. This can die to something. What can it die to? Oh, the queen. I'm an idiot. I'm going to go here and then I'm going to eat that. Stay steady eating.
Yeah, idiot. What are you dumb or something? You thought that was a good spot, huh? Eat it. Sorry, I got angry. You know you're trash talking the pieces, right? Yep. Okay, go ahead. I can't even get a queen. My board is full. I'm going to give this a thingy. It's protected. I don't know what to do now. I'm scared. Mhm. That's why my pickles my winkle. I agree with that. You said it. You're a crinkle.
You said it right. Pinkle my pimple. Okay, check this out. That's why I'm pimpling my bait this I'm going to bait this queen out. Oh, do it. Bait the queen. Idiot. Got him. Idiot. What are you stupid or something? Got him. And I got that rook back because of my thingy. It gives me a rook back whenever I play it, idiot. What is it, stupid or something? Okay. Um, let's do H. I'm scared. Hold me. Do that. N. Can you hold him? Uh, do that. No, that'll eat me. I'm going to go here and get eaten, idiot. That's it.
Get eaten, idiot. That's my boy. Oh, I forgot I got to eat that one, too. I should have got more gold pieces. It's boss time. It is boss time. So, if you defeat this boss, you won the game, right? No, there's another round. There's another one. Yep. I'm upgrading. Okay, let's go. Who's scared? Are you scared? I'm scared. I'm scared, dude. I'm scared. WHAT IS THIS? It's an object water thing. I don't like this. Oh, look. Oh. Oh, it's a Gyarados.
Doby Fisher. Okay, here we go. So, what does that do? What does it do? Do you have enough pieces? Destroys a random piece of your stock. Oh, it destroys a piece of your stock. Dude, what? When the boss captures a piece, it destroys a random piece in your stock. I will guttle. No, I will. And they're all on red spaces. So done. Like, you are so done. Like it's so done. How am I supposed to wean? I don't know. But you got to wean her. Okay, I got to get this queen out of here. I got to eat this. I got to eat this queen.
Get that queen. I got to eat the I got to eat it. Eat the queen if I do this. No, stop it. Oh, I need more pieces. Okay, what if I cringle my pingle? What if I dunkle my monkeyle? Do that. Yeah, your crinkle. What is it saying? Okay, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to put this out. I'm going to put this in. Put this out. Put it in. Let me begin. Take a dump on a shin. That was a bad move, idiot. Okay, eat this one. Oh, he's getting angry at you. Did you see that? Bree tree, you run.
Okay, I'm going to eat this one. I'm so nervous to eat anything. You don't want this smoke. They don't call me Smokey the Bear. No, they don't. that's what I'm saying. Yeah, good point. They don't really call you anything that you say they call you. Well, they couldn't. I call you. Why did I do that? Why did I move back? Oh, so I didn't die. Okay, check this out.
Check in. Check this out. Chicken. Check this out. Check in. You can I'm going to eat this one. I'm going to move back here. Like done anything to you yet. Yeah, they don't call me Smiffy for Miffy. Oh, that queen fell, idiot. I got another fake queen. Your mom loves other people besides you. Oh my god, my mom is cheating on me. I keep getting fake queens. Oh, he's got a real queen now. Yes, queen. Oh no, you're done. Okay, you're this is it. There's no way he's coming back now, right? Snookhams.
Why'd you call him snooks? No, that one's going to die. Okay, eat this. Oh, he's winning. Eat it. Eat this one. He's winning. Eat this one. Put that one there. He might win. Oh no. He might still lose though. It's up to RN. It's up to R Jesus. Get out. Get out of my house. Call my mom and my dad. Listen, it was fun. You have to go to bed. He's got to go to Okay, last round. I have to win this. I am too invested. Um, do I Did I spend all my money? I didn't.
Why did you do that? Modified space. I don't need any more modified spaces, but I'll take it. Why not? I can get a trap space. Perfect. He's playing bingo. Give me the trap space. Your mom doesn't love you. She love other people and calls you your calls you names. This game doesn't love you. I'm put a bless piece right there. Bless up. A town down. I should put on a yellow p or a white piece. Gosh darn it.
I messed up. You ugly smuggly. You're ugly smuggly. No, you are. You're ugly smuggly. You little smuggly ugly. This one's going to eat. What? There's 19 queens and they're Don't tell me what level you got to. Don't tell me what level I got to, dude. Where did Crater go? He left. He got tired. He's gone. What? Okay. Hey, did do you guys know, by the way, that it means dog in Turkish? Does it? Wow. Thank you. So, you guys are telling like trainer that he's a dog.
Well, he is. Look at him. Hold on. Don't Don't look at my board. Here we go. Okay. Eat. Come back and get a crinkle pickle. Here we go. Eat. Do I eat this or the queen? Eat the queen, obviously. Right. Eat. Split and call meat. Meet my lead. I do not want to do that cuz that'll eat your stream now. That's cheating. Ugly pimple nose little butt freak hole. Is that a Yes. Oh no. Okay. Go here. Go to the Okay. Give me two queens. I got a real queen. Dad, mom, come. Oh, Ian, you might lose here.
Wait. No. He's going to make a dumb decision. Told you. What is he doing? I played the computer like a fiddle p. Okay. What is this? Waiting the gambit horse. Landing a queen blesses every neighboring piece. Are you still getting more things? Oh, are you not? What are you dumb? Has a one telling you how far I got. Uh, bless the first piece you play. Is that good? Once captured, return to your stock. That's really good. All my stuff is so I'm getting rid of the rook one. I'm going to buy the gold the queen one. So whenever I throw a queen out, it blesses everything. Bless up. I think I'm good here. Check this out. You ready for this? Y'all ready for this bar? What is this board? Sorry.
I don't even have a bishop to go Berber. I could have went 1 2 3 4 5. Oh, I could have eliminated. I don't I'm dead. I think I lost here. He didn't say six seven. Oh no. Um, if I do this, nothing can die here, right? I'm not helping anymore. If I do this, this should be good cuz all these are going to be blessed now. Watch this. I'm going to bless all of these pieces. Ready? Watch this. Cuz I throw out a queen and it blesses all of them. Yeah, they're all blessed. So if they die, I get them back. Call me pimple nose.
Okay, eat that one and I die. You'll Eat this. Oh, I just eat this one. Oh no. Yeah, that's queen. That's I need more queens, though. I need to farm. I need to farm in Marvin. Two queens. Dead. Mom. I'll sacrifice that one. Oh, I eat this one. And Nope. No, no, no. I don't want the queen to die. I'll I'll sacrifice. Oh, wait. I The craner is gone. I can help do that. Yeah, he's got a point. Eat that one. And that one's safe.
Urine. Oh, that would have been bad. No. What about urine? Watch this. I'm washing. Literally built different. They don't call me Prinkle Pinkle for nothing. I don't really want that. Make him move again if he wants. He's going to take my queen though. Make him move again. He's going to make my queen. He's going to take my queen though. No. No, he won't. Like make him move until he goes to the ghost. How? Just make some small moves every time. Oh, I got it right there. Yes. Give me the ghost. I got a real queen. I'm going to get another queen, though. And this
queen's blessed. Someone move this one. Smart. A I lost it. I got one extra queen though from this. That's good, right? Yes. All right. We're cooking. Hooking. Are you still going? Obviously. Yes. Why is this taking you so long? I made it way farther than this. Where are you? There's no way you did. Absolutely no way. You're too dumb. Give me a bishop or a thingy. I got to buy this. Give me the thingy that I can stun things. No, I don't want the horse.
Horses are dumb. You know what? I'm going to bring this in. All right. Let's go. Let's go, bro. Okay, let me think about this. King, king, queen, queen. Well, this is not fun. I don't have anything that stuns and it's making me sad, glad, mad, and fad. Well, bad. Just tinkle your pinkle. You know, I don't believe in that. You liar. I can't do anything cuz this thing is going to eat it. We're looking good. So, I'm going to bring a queen out here. Bless all of these. Sacrifice the pawn. Okay, that's not what I had in mind. Thank you for
nothing. Ugly. Okie dokie. And then this is going to give me two queens. Fake queens. Bro, you fell. You fell off. Go here. No, it's the green thing dropping all the pieces. You might lose this one, Ian. No, I'm chilling. Watch. Okay, that piece fell. I have a lot of fake queens. I got to kill this king. How though? I can't go anywhere. You'll find a way. This might be it. I think he's going to die. Uh, no, I'm not. Watch this. Since he moved there. Watch this. Oh, you are dumb.
Dude, you're winning because the AI is dumb and ugly. You're ugly. Watch this. I'm going to bait it. I'm not ugly. I'm dumb. Bait it, idiot. What are you, stupid? Oh my god. I got fake ones, though. He's stuck there, idiot. Actually, he's not. That one's about to fall. That one's blocked in. Idiot. What are you, stupid? Okay, that one's blocked in now. Yes. So, I need to eat this one. Oh, he died himself to death. Oh my god. He's so stupid. I'm okay with it. Is this the boss, Marvin?
Still not the boss. It's after this one. Huh? This What is this? Landing place placing a piece from your stock board during a game turns this piece into board does. That turns that into a queen if I throw something out. What the heckle in my heckle? Look at my board. Look at my stock over here. Oh my god. Why do you have so many queens? Oh, cuz he's aura farming. Which king do I want to kill? Actually, I'm going to kill this queen. Come on, queen. No, I didn't want to do you killed your own queen. Oh, I can get a Oh, no. That would kill me. Holy dingle bear butt fart face. If I do this, mingle bingle. Yes.
What? I can go there. You are so safe. Then I can go here. Cooking. Then I can go here. Give me a ghost. Come down here, queen. Yeah. Now I need this to be full of real queens. He just decided. He's so stupid. He decided. Yeah, dude. This is crazy. Oh my god, dude. All right. Blood might win. Uh, capturing the last enemy with a queen grants $2. Great. It's literally the last round. You know what I need? I need a bishop.
Yes. Give me a bishop. Burp. Give me a bishop. Yes. Minkle. Do I try for another bishop? One's good, right? Cuz it can really uppercut your mom. And is it the last game? It is. So, what would you just like? Oh, you can't the last boss. I'm going to put a trap down. I am not Finally, you got to the last boss. I got the last boss like in 2 hours ago. Uh, yeah. Likely story. Okay. You know, that'll bless a spot so it respawns whenever I dab. I have some queens here. Yes, queen. Here comes the boss, boys.
Time. What? Wait, he's auto farming. Kind of looks like Nico. Got them. Oh my gosh. Kev Bor click. I love not look like me that much. What is happening? What is that? What are these? The time keeper. This piece can't be captured. Use a wait three times. You have to use the wait button to use to kill them. Are you kidding me? No, I was have to let him run around you for three turns.
Oh my god. Okay, if I eat, eat. Okay, that's not good. Hold on. Eat, eat, can't eat that. Eat, eat, can't eat You need to move him also. Eat, eat, and get out. That's my best route is eat, eat, get out. Let's get more queens out. My queen. You can eat the tower also with your queen. What tower on the diagonal? What is it talking about? Queen on the middle. This? Yes. Oh, then it'll then it won't be able to get eaten by that, right?
Yes. My man. Okay, here's what I'm going to do. Put that there. Nothing can eat that. Right. Go up here. Eat this one. Nope. Wrong spot. Go up here. Eat this one. And then I'm going to press wait until more pieces land on white. And then I'm going to have this thing go. Ready, queen? Go. Queen. My queen. Yeah. Keep moving around. Now I'm going to wait to get these things down. One. One, two, three. Do I do it or I wait one more time? I don't know. Um, I think you can wait. I'm going to wait. Yeah, we can wait. Perfect.
Perfect. Wait one more time. And these things are eatable. And then I can go up here. Boom. Oh my gosh. I can dingle in there. Pinkle, stay away. Don't touch me. Go away. EAT THE KING. YES, KING. OKAY. NOW, what do I do? I'm scared. Hold me. No. Watch this. Trust me. Okay. He's Gucci. He's Now go here. Get me queen. Give me my queens. Uh-oh. That wasn't good. I don't know what you why you did that.
You said trust me. No. Watch. Ready. Are you watching? He can eat that. He can eat that with his queen. Yeah, but he's trying to he's he's trying to bait. Sup. Okay. Try to bait the small one. Sup. suck. Okay, now you Gucci. I fell. Oh, throw out some queens. Queen me. Get those queens moving. Throw out all the queens. I want all the QUEENS OUT. ALL MY QUEENS. Why did I do that?
I'm on the left side. Why not? Wait, you're stuck. They're stuck over there. About to be I'll just bless everything. Bless up. Hey, you're dead. Hey, this is this No, you're going to fall. Okay, this needs to move. Wait, if you put that on the one of the pieces that are falling, wouldn't it go? Okay, if you move, he can't move. If I What? I can't put that on one of the Oh, man. It's blocked. Okay, I'm gonna move this. That to the right.
I Okay, that was the most stressful game I've ever played. That was stressful. Okay, well guys, um that was a 2hour video. Hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button. We did it. Okay, we made it to the end of the SECOND ROUND. THAT'S IT. I GOT TO LEVEL FIVE. Oh my gosh.
