Hurry guys, the show's about to start. Just finishing up, I'll be there soon. It's showtime. Oh, seriously, breaking news. Not during our show. Reporting live from your neighborhood, we have breaking news. Yes, these are crazy bats on the loose. Is this actually happening? Please stay inside your home. No! BREAKING [screaming] NEWS, PEARL. RON, ARE YOU OKAY? SALLY, do I look like I'm okay? Be careful, Ron. The bats are dangerous, but they don't appear to bite.

Oh my, HE'S GOING TO BITE. NO! THEY BITE. I REPEAT, they bite. Son of a sea biscuit, Ron, are you okay? Yeah, I feel fine. Oh my, you heard it here first. Do not let the bats BITE YOU. STAY INSIDE. THIS IS INSANE. WAS THAT REAL? I have NO CLUE. DAD, HURRY, WE HAVE TO HELP. AH, KEVIN, PLEASE HELP. IT'S OKAY, HONEY. Just don't let it bite you. Okay, genius, I know that. Do you have any ACTUAL IDEAS FOR ME?

Oh my, I don't think I have any ideas for what that thing is. I think it's a vampire. Oh. No, Stephanie. Mommy, please wake up. What? What happened? Oh, thank goodness you're okay. Yeah, honey, how are you feeling? I feel kind of funny. I'm going to go lie down. Okay, honey, you go get some rest. Dad, what was that? I have no clue, but let's go make sure she's okay. Don't worry, honey, your mom's going to be okay. Um, are you sure about that?

I think we're just a little afraid and we're seeing things. I'm sure she's fine. Come on. Mommy, we just want to check on you. Oh, hey guys. Honey, why are you hanging upside down? Huh, I don't know, but man, I'm hungry. Okay, I'll make you something. Come on, kiddo. Sounds good. Be down soon. Uh, honey, you want to slow down a bit? Let me out, I'm starving. Dad, something's really wrong with Mom. Seriously, I told you guys to dust the ceiling and the ceiling's still dirty. How are we supposed to clean the ceiling? Uh, like that? Do I have to do everything myself? Dad, how is she doing that?

I have no idea. I'm going to go get the door. Hello, my goodness. Audrey, Stephanie, Audrey, we have to go. One of those bats is in the house. Look. Kevin, get away from me. He's going to do that. Mom, those bats will turn you into a vampire. We have to go. Oh, I know, honey. Hurry, go, go, go. I'm hungry. Let's eat. Kiddo, it's going to be okay. I want you to stay here. I have a plan. Dad, wait.

Yeah, kiddo? Please don't go. It's too dangerous. It's going to be okay. I love you. I love you, too, Dad. Honey, where are you? Okay, okay. Normally, I'd be terrified of you, but not today, because today I have this. Oh, you hungry? HERE'S SOME GARLIC. YES, I GOT YOU. WOAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WORKED. AUDREY, AUDREY, I did it. Oh, hey, Dad. What's up? Why are you hanging upside down? Oh, you know why, silly. But who, and how, and when? Oh, that's an easy one. Hey, honey, we're starving.

Hey, Dad. What? What do you want? Just wanted to say nice try with the garlic. What do you mean? It worked. Oh, Kevin, garlic doesn't really work on vampires. We just wanted you to feel good about yourself before we turn you into one. What are you talking about? Nice job, Mom. Thanks, honey. Let's go find your brother. I'm starving.