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Today I'm going on AN ADVENTURE WITH GRREW AND HIS MINIONS. SO, let's find out WHICH DESPICABLE MOVIE FOOD CAUSES CAVITY. I'VE BEEN SUPER EXCITED for the brand new movie to come out. So, when Grew gave me a call saying he needed help defeating the cavity villain, I knew I had to bring down my soon to be released toothpaste, but I can't use it until I've collected all four secret weapons to activate it. Let's see what Dr. Nefario has been working on. Maybe he's got a secret weapon for us. What I really wanted to show. Huh? What the heck is this? It's PX41 cereals. Give it a try. That tasted like grapes.
Boom. All right. Oldfashioned jelly. Much better. This jelly must have had the antidotes in it. Sprinkle blast minion cookies. Little yellow and blue sprinkles. They're so cute. Ah, they're good, but they'd be better IF THEY WERE BANANA FLAVORED. BANANA. SORRY, BUD. They're just vanilla. Wo, that's a lot of minions. Wo! We caught them. Banana, strawberry, and blue raspberry.
We caught some minions. Hey, this guy's got little heart eyes. Let's see what else we can find in this lab. Wa! Look at those COOKIE ROBOTS. LET'S GIVE THEM A TRY. HEY, WE'RE COCOA NUTTY, VECTOR'S FAVORITE. HEY, WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE. Let's see HOW B FARTS TASTE WITH THIS DINOSAUR FART CANDY. OH, WOOHOO. IT SMELLS LIKE IT'S been sitting in there for years. Oh, IT'S A PETRIFIED FART. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, BUT LET'S DO IT FOR SCIENCE. WAIT, it actually tastes like watermelon. Dart gun. Oh, that makes a lot more sense. My stomach. I think these farts got me feeling some type of way. WOO! WE FARTED OUT THE FIRST SECRET WEAPON.
We've unlocked watermelon mint. This is going to help make our toothpaste the most delicious in the entire planet. Come on, let's go FIND ANOTHER SECRET INGREDIENT. WE'RE HERE AT THE BANK OF EVIL. LET'S HEAD ON IN. WOO! LET'S SEE IF THERE'S A SECRET WEAPON hiding anywhere in here. Fires live piranhas. Never seen one before. I don't think that's the secret weapon we need. Hoo! Piranha sashimi. THAT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD. THANKS, VECTOR. GOT ANY FOR ME? I LOVE CALAMARI. Calamari squid chips. They look like a French fry, but tastes like the ocean. Crispy and crunchy. And Squid Launcher is great for making a quick snack, but I could really use something sweet.
Apple is you. Oo, an apple sounds really good. Woo! Thank you. Delicious and healthy for your teeth. I think Mr. Perkins might be mad THAT I TOOK HIS APPLE. SH. Let's get out of here. We're here in the vault. Wo! Gru's using the freeze ray. Got an idea. Wo! Wo! It's freezing. Woo! That was freezing cold. Freeze-dried treats are light and crunchy, WHICH MEANS THEY'RE SAFE FOR BRACES. Let's go talk to the minions cuz maybe they got a secret weapon for us. Wo! They really know HOW TO PARTY. WO! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? WOO! IT SMELLS LIKE BANANAS. IT'S BANANA PUDDING. LOOK AT THOSE LAYERS.
M bananaicious. Okay, minions, what's next? Banana cream pie. Thank you. There's literally a giant BANANA IN THE PIE. LET'S BEGIN. IT'S SUPER SWEET WITH THE GRAPE BANANA FLAVOR. WOO! HEY, I was eating that. Got any MORE TREATS FOR ME? WO! BANANA GUMMIES. OOH, they smell like feet. Wow, these are real tough to chew. But the banana flavor is huge. That's right. Minions love these things. WA! WOO! MY FAVORITE BANANA LAFFY TAPPIES.
Hey, at least I got one. M. It's like eating A BANANA FLAVORED WAXED CANDLE. Streng and flavorful. Woo! A banana split served in a lappy taffy bowl. I think we need to level it up. It farted. Now that's a banana split. Banana split deserves a banana spoon. This is one delicious mess. But I got CHOCOLATE ALL OVER MY TEETH. JUST LIKE MY DISCLOSING TABLETS, they color the plaque on your teeth so you know what to brush. I need something to rinse away this chocolate. Oo, banana milk. It looks refreshing. Banana milk. I didn't know this existed.
Just what I needed to wash away that chocolate. O, THIS BANANA milk is loaded with sugar. WE BETTER GET LOOKING for a SECRET WEAPON FAST BEFORE MY TEETH ROT OUT OF MY MOUTH. WO, there's more minions partying over here. Let's see if they got any more snacks for me. Woo! It's a banana. Yeah, they're right. It has potassium in it. We should add potassium chloride to my toothpaste. WHAT? Split it in half. WO! WE'VE UNLOCKED ANOTHER INGREDIENT. Potassium chloride will help soothe your teeth if you have sensitivity. Let's see what the girls are up to.
Maybe they can help us find our next secret weapon. My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly. Wait, that's a Cheeto. CAN I HAVE SOME? WAS CHEETO PUFFS, NOT TO be confused with caterpillars. M cheesy and delicious. No bug guts here. Wait, what else do the girls like to snack on? A mud pie. Oo, let's make one. Chocolate pudding, Oreos, and gummy worms. Ooh, it looks amazing. EDITUS WOULD BE PROUD. OH YEAH, YUMMY. And gummy.
M. CHOCOLATE DIRT IS SO GOOD. OH, THERE WAS A GUMMY WORM STUCK IN MY TEETH. HEY, MARGOT, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO EAT? OOH, I like pancakes, TOO. WE GOT HEART-SHAPED PANCAKES. M. CLEARLY MADE WITH LOVE BY NOAH. COOL. Unicorn Agnes. Uh, don't mind IF I UNICORN TAIL FLUFF. It is super fluffy. That unicorn tail is made of pure sugar. Your favorite, right, Agnes? Wo! A dog bowl full of candy. Can I try some? Thanks, Agnes. They look delicious. M. Woo! The gummy rings are coated in xylitol, which is our third secret weapon. It tricks bacteria into eating it like sugar. But since they can't
digest it, the bacteria star. Grrew is ready to steal the moon, and we're going to help them. HOPEFULLY, WE'LL FIND THE LAST SECRET INGREDIENT UP THERE. LET'S GO. WO! LET'S SEE WHAT SPACE HAS TO OFFER. WOOHOO! SPACE ROCKS. They're coated in moon dust. Let's see what they taste like. They kind of taste like unicorn poop. THESE THINGS ARE INTERGALACTICALLY CRUNCHY. WO! I CAN SEE THE ENTIRE GALAXY. GUMMY PLANETS. EARTH, SATURN, JUPITER, NEPTUNE, and Uranus. It's a sour gummy planet filled with lava ooze. WO! THAT WAS OUT OF THIS WORLD. YEAH, IT TASTES LIKE FRUITY PEBBLES. WO. WE GOT SHOOTING STARS on the moon.
WO! WE GOT GUMMY STARS. BLUE RASPBERRY, SOUR WATERMELON, and mango pineapple. SUPER SOUR BUT DELICIOUS. NOW, LET'S TRY THE MOON. WO! Moon pies. It's the original moon sandwich. Woo! It tastes like a blueberry muffin. Wo! It's a shiny moon. A classic moon sandwich filled with marshmallows. Wo! Give me those. Woohoo! Mini frozen moons. Smells like juicy fruit. Woo! It's crunchy. Woo! Look at THE MANGO MADNESS VILLAIN. STRAWBERRIES. An amazing apple. Who knew the moon was such a delicious snack? Let's get back on the ship to see if THERE'S ANY SECRET WEAPONS THERE. COOL. Let's explore. I
can't believe I'm still hungry after eating all those moons. Let's see what's in that cabinet. Wo! It's our final secret weapon. IT'S NANO HYDROXY APPETITE. It was created by a NASA scientist to help strengthen the bones of astronauts. So, let's add it to the toothpaste to strengthen our teeth. Now that we've gathered all four secret ingredients, we can now unlock the full power of Fat Glob TOOTHPASTE MINION TOOTHBRUSH. AND FOR OUR TOOTHPASTE, WE GOT FAT CLUB SECRET FORMULA. I'VE tasted every single toothpaste in the entire world, and I know that this toothpaste will be the best you ever try. Fat Glob. That's one fat looking glob.
Woohoo! We defeated THE CAVITY VILLAIN. AND REMEMBER, sugar's always trying to attack your teeth, which is why it's important to brush after every adventure.
